BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: Amos
Date: 29 Aug 12 - 05:35 PM

AWRIGHT Ernie!! Now, about the GEtaway....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: gnu
Date: 29 Aug 12 - 05:19 PM

Great news.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 29 Aug 12 - 03:26 PM

Saw the therapist today, and her prognosis was a complete healing and return to normal strength and agility. When I asked "how long", she smiled and said "that's partly up to you and how much you exercise the hand", so, looks good.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 29 Aug 12 - 10:16 AM

Get better soon my brother. I am so sorry to hear you got hurted
love ya bro

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: JennieG
Date: 29 Aug 12 - 03:44 AM

When my wrist was still healing from its break (both radius and ulna at the wrist ends) and guitar chords - particular C - were still hard to play, I bought a ukulele. Playing chords on it are a snack compared to guitar chords, and it certainly helped my recovery.

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 29 Aug 12 - 12:35 AM

My hand actually looks great, healthy, etc...it just looks like Tony Soprano's hand.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 29 Aug 12 - 12:33 AM

aw, get away...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: Bert
Date: 29 Aug 12 - 12:33 AM

Mojo, mojo, mojo!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: Amos
Date: 28 Aug 12 - 11:04 PM

Second what Janie says. THere are hundreds of jobs for a man of your charm, but only one Getaway... ;>)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 28 Aug 12 - 10:07 PM

I hope your physical therapy goes well.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: Janie
Date: 28 Aug 12 - 08:54 PM

You know the ether is filled with Mudcat Mojo beaming continuously toward Colorado, (Mudcat Mojo Meeting in the Air!) but isf you want an extra strong dose, sacrifice your job and come to the Getaway!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: gnu
Date: 28 Aug 12 - 06:41 PM

Spaw... it ain't about heavy weights, it's about reps. Repetitive strain injury is serious shit. Being premature in recovery can go either way.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Aug 12 - 06:34 PM

I think he could "cuff his mutt" gnu. I recall a discussion on the subject way back when I think he just uses the thumb and forefinger........

Get bettter Blondie


Grease

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: gnu
Date: 28 Aug 12 - 05:05 PM

"I tried an A chord yesterday and didn't begin to have the required dexterity for it."

Agggghhhhh! DON'T do squat until you are well into physio. Don't even cuff yer mutt. >;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 28 Aug 12 - 04:44 PM

Well, gnu, the guitar for that was done over a year ago, so I added some one-handed tamborine and overdubbed some vocal.
I came out of the cast a week ago, and still have a lot of swelling. The bones have mostly healed and have apparently healed straight, and I start therapy on Thursday. I don't anticipate being able to play at all for another month or two. I tried an A chord yesterday and didn't begin to have the required dexterity for it. Still optimistic, but have a ways to go. Keep the mojo coming!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: gnu
Date: 28 Aug 12 - 01:56 PM

I see another vid on your thread above the line... time for an update?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 19 Aug 12 - 07:29 PM

Long as I don't have to wear the blue suit and red cape, I'll take the Lap of Steel.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: gnu
Date: 19 Aug 12 - 05:38 PM

"lapsteel"? That sounds like bragging.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: Mooh
Date: 19 Aug 12 - 05:06 PM

Good luck. Maybe work on your slide or lapsteel?

Peace, Mooh.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: catspaw49
Date: 19 Aug 12 - 10:31 AM

For your sake Amos, I'd hope so 'cause all you got is a ukelele....................

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: Amos
Date: 19 Aug 12 - 10:10 AM

It's not the size, it's what you do with it...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: Nigel Paterson
Date: 19 Aug 12 - 03:51 AM

Big apologies from Ann & myself...completely missed this thread. I'm grateful to Spaw for bringing it to my attention. LEJ, we send you our very best wishes & kindest thoughts for a speedy recovery. From what I've read here, your prognosis looks good. Being a patient patient is probably the toughest part. Let Mother Nature work her healing magic & your Martin will spring into life quicker than you can say: "Paul Simon's Martin always looked too big for him!"
          With Love,
                         Nigel & Ann Paterson.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: Janie
Date: 18 Aug 12 - 10:13 PM

gotta love all you warped guys...the guitar playing will be good Ernie, soon enough, and that lovely Martin is patient.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: Bobert
Date: 18 Aug 12 - 09:02 PM

Every time I have busted up, cut up or broken stuff in my hands I have come out a better geetar player...

Just keep that in mind, Eee-jay...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: catspaw49
Date: 18 Aug 12 - 08:44 PM

You're supposed to light the match FIRST, not afterwards. That was an important thing Pujol and Windesmear worked out. Sorry about your eyebrows but I was thinking with these you'd be looking pretty sharp.......maybe even better than before!

Hope you're healing up!


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 18 Aug 12 - 12:28 AM

I tried your ritual, Catspaw, and now my eyebrows are gone. Thanks.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 12 - 08:21 PM

Lo, the Grayte Jahdroole has spoken. Let his will be done!

ANd I want pictures.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 17 Aug 12 - 06:42 PM

I am sending you uplifting thoughts, but don't try uplifting anything heavy until your injured hand heals.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: ClaireBear
Date: 17 Aug 12 - 03:25 PM

Damn! I missed the part about your not coming to the Getaway THIS YEAR EITHER. You do realize that you are depriving us of your sweet self two years running? This has got to stop!

Thinking healing thoughts for you and, while I'm at it, sudden schedule- changing difficulties for that dang trade show.

Claire

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: catspaw49
Date: 17 Aug 12 - 12:55 PM

You DO need some real Mojo Leej.......Let me take this laptop into the john and I will send the following chant which I shall repeat 7 times. This powerful prayer chant was transcribed by Lord Windesmear in 1921 after a prayer vigil with Joseph Pujol the French flatulist, aka Le Petomane.

They were about 45 minutes into this session with the god Creppita when Pujol began speaking in tongues repeating the chant I will post below. When it was over, both passed gas and lit matches in the great god's honor. They also noted that many aches and pains they had each been suffering were gone! Over the years they developed this healing technique and it is what I will now do for you.

More importantly, I will pass on the procedure so you can do it yourself. First you must be comfortably seated on the can. Then light a match and say, "I seek your favor Great Creppita." Repeat til the match burns out. I need to warn you here not to use one of those fireplace matches as I did once. By the time it burned out my left leg had gone to sleep and I fell off the crapper.

When the match is out, repeat this chant 7 times:

Booda loop, booda loop, poit-poit, fflllluuuubbb, BBBRRRAAAAWWWWMMMPPP
Booda loop, booda loop, poit-poit, fflllluuuubbb, BBBRRRAAAAWWWWMMMPPP
Booda loop, booda loop, poit-poit, fflllluuuubbb, BBBRRRAAAAWWWWMMMPPP
Booda loop, booda loop, poit-poit, fflllluuuubbb, BBBRRRAAAAWWWWMMMPPP
Booda loop, booda loop, poit-poit, fflllluuuubbb, BBBRRRAAAAWWWWMMMPPP
ZZZZIIIZZZZZ FLEEP

Now fart after the 7th time and if you can smell it over the burnt match, your prayer will be answered.

I will offer the prayer for your healing. You need to do this as well or it may not work as well. Good Luck Leej.



Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: Amos
Date: 17 Aug 12 - 12:08 PM

LEJ:

The reason is you just had to go and slip in that remark about the tradeshow being more important than the Getaway. Did you really think you were gonna get away with it under the smokescreen of your request for mojo? The SPirit of the Cat sees all, knows all...and sends your hand her healing blessings, especially the middle finger.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: Charmion
Date: 17 Aug 12 - 08:12 AM

Glad to hear it, Ernie. I look forward to seeing you perform the famous impression of a spider doing push-ups on a mirror.

Actually, I look forward to seeing you, period.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: jacqui.c
Date: 17 Aug 12 - 06:53 AM

Just found this thread. Lots of good thoughts coming from Maine. I've been through this malarky twice - carpal tunnel decompression in both hands. Luckily they did them one at a time or I would have really found out how much my ex-husband loved me............

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: gnu
Date: 17 Aug 12 - 06:20 AM

Glad to hear of the progress.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: My guru always said
Date: 17 Aug 12 - 04:52 AM

Positive thoughts from this side of the pond too!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 17 Aug 12 - 04:21 AM

healing & recovery thoughts coming your way from my side of the big pond

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: Severn
Date: 17 Aug 12 - 03:18 AM

Best healing and recovery wishes comin' atcha.

Sometimes the weight isn't well worth it.

If you get real good at recovery, I have a sofa that needs to be recovered.

Here comes your Moe, Joe and Larry too!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 17 Aug 12 - 03:03 AM

shit. See? My left hand inadvertently hit the submit key before I could complete my sentence.
I wish some of you could see what a pathetic shadow of my former ambidextrous lifestyle I am currently bumbling through, and maybe I could get some fucking mudcat mojo up in this bitch instead of a load of comments about my ass and polishing turds. I don't know why everybody else starts a "mudcat mojo" thread and gets sincere well wishes and prayers and invocations to the Great Spirit and such goings on, and I get turd polishing jokes.
Anyway, yes, it's coming along. I have a cast on the little finger and ring finger and the rest is out in the open and feeling more limber and stronger. I will have the whole cast off Monday, and start the rehab program. Sincerely, thanks for the good wishes, and things are coming along well, thanks. Love y'all, ya rotten tarts and bastards all.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 17 Aug 12 - 02:54 AM

What a load of

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: Amos
Date: 16 Aug 12 - 11:24 PM

I think until you can start getting some regular-like again, that you might consider changing your handle to Lonesome McDangle. Just sayin'....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: katlaughing
Date: 16 Aug 12 - 11:05 PM

Nah,,,gotta be patchoulli, man!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: catspaw49
Date: 16 Aug 12 - 10:42 PM

This is disgusting. This has turned into a completely shitty thread! I am incensed and this thread needs some! Sandalwood might be nice...............


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: Jeri
Date: 16 Aug 12 - 09:45 PM

Spaw, the Mythbusters have proven you CAN polish a turd. You just need poop, water, a cloth, and preferably, rubber gloves.

LEJ, I hope the healing is going well. I agree an update would be nice.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: GUEST,999
Date: 16 Aug 12 - 09:32 PM

"Happened the day after I got the hook."

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: Janie
Date: 16 Aug 12 - 09:28 PM

you had to be there, 'Spaw, to fully appreciate....

Nevermind!

Do you still have to scratch what itches with the wrong hand, LEJ?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: catspaw49
Date: 16 Aug 12 - 09:18 PM

Speaking of which - some of us are aware of what a cute butt our LEJ has. Fisrt hand inspection thru a window,

All's well, LEJ?


It ain't his ass he smashed Sisns.........There are problems he might have there but he didn't mention any in this thread.   Try to keep up.......................


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: ClaireBear
Date: 16 Aug 12 - 08:40 PM

Youch! Somehow I missed this. So sorry to hear about your mishap. Get better quickly please; I am hoping to watch the sun rise over Chesapeake Bay with you soon. Granted you don't need your hands for that, but still...

Soon,
Claire

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: SINSULL
Date: 16 Aug 12 - 08:36 PM

Must I remind you boys that this a family forum????
Take you dirty talk outside and shove it up your asses.
Speaking of which - some of us are aware of what a cute butt our LEJ has. Fisrt hand inspection thru a window,

All's well, LEJ?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: catspaw49
Date: 16 Aug 12 - 08:12 PM

Rub one out huh? I've heard that used before but I could never ask about it. You seem to be knowledgeable in this matter so let me ask you. Its often said that you can't polish a turd but seemingly, according to you, you can!   How does that work? Special rubbing compound? Wax?   Do you buff it out?


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Mojo for LEJ
From: gnu
Date: 16 Aug 12 - 07:02 PM

Spaw! You'd be the one to ask about ass wipin on accounta yer dick is dried up and useless. Not that I care about whether LEJ can rub one out.