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BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: kendall Date: 13 May 13 - 11:16 AM I have indeed; thank you all. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Herga Kitty Date: 13 May 13 - 09:16 AM I've been offline for a week, but did raise my glass to your birthday on Friday! (Then had to raise another glass for Lucy and one in memory of Johnny Collins....) Hope you've had a grand weekend Kitty xx |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Sandy Mc Lean Date: 12 May 13 - 08:57 PM BELATED BEST WISHES! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Mark Ross Date: 12 May 13 - 07:47 PM Happy Birthday Captain, Long May You Wave! Mark Ross |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: GUEST,Lanfranc the cookieless Date: 12 May 13 - 05:29 PM Happy belated birthday, Cap! Hertford Folk Club is still going strong, Jacqui - come and visit next time you're over. Alan |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: catspaw49 Date: 12 May 13 - 05:05 PM To paraphrase DuPont....."Barely living thru Chemistry." Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: gnu Date: 12 May 13 - 04:10 PM Spaw! That much drugs? Damn man! If I'da known that, I wouldna talked about yer limp dick. I mean, that kinda sass just falls flat. No way it can stand up ta decorum as it should. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: catspaw49 Date: 12 May 13 - 03:36 PM Jacko, I take 9 different prescription meds a day, some of them twice. I get a $2700.00 shot every week, and some vile ass chemo crap every 3 weeks. Naturally there are several of these things that preclude Viagra. That's okay though because with all the damn stuff that's falling/has fallen apart, one of the few things still in normal operating condition is Sammy Short-Arm. I am now going to knock on wood......not my Woodie......just some good luck wood.....***sigh***........... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: frogprince Date: 12 May 13 - 03:05 PM $1.39 a pound???? We may have to drive up there to shop for ham! Or is it woodchuck ham, or what? I think the last time I saw a price like that, my hair was all brown colored. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: gnu Date: 12 May 13 - 03:00 PM Well, Jac... when ya GOTTA pee... GEE!!!!!! K... ye must be one tough cookie if yer crossin bears wit yer snakes eh? >;-) (Inside joke. And, no, it ain't obvious. Don't ask.) BTW, K, ALmost bought a fohh poundah that looked deeeelicious today but I went for the smoked ham that looked delicious at $1.39 a pound instead. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Amos Date: 12 May 13 - 02:57 PM Fortuitous gaudiness is a Mudcat hallmark! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: jacqui.c Date: 12 May 13 - 02:21 PM You know Spawser - that is something that you might consider yourself. It's a lot cheaper than the blue pills and doesn't cause blindness. As for problems with erections lasting more than four hours - there is no problem! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: kendall Date: 12 May 13 - 12:15 PM Sigh. we all have a cross to bear. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: catspaw49 Date: 12 May 13 - 11:23 AM No gnu....That's because he had the hydraulics installed in 2009 and it cutback his Viagra use by half! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Bill D Date: 12 May 13 - 11:19 AM Late to BD wishes, but will make up for it with gratuitous gaudiness: Belated Happy Birthday |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: gnu Date: 12 May 13 - 10:47 AM At least HE doesn't have to take en two at a time like some broke d... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: catspaw49 Date: 12 May 13 - 09:27 AM His blue pill is still working........... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 12 May 13 - 09:18 AM obviously you're still enjoying your birthday, Kendall. keep celebrating! sandra |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: kendall Date: 12 May 13 - 07:13 AM Bravo! MORE! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: jacqui.c Date: 12 May 13 - 06:51 AM PLEASE finish that one Peter - I would love to learn it. I'll give you a pass out the cellar if you do! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: catspaw49 Date: 12 May 13 - 05:52 AM You definitely need to finish that Peter! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: gnu Date: 12 May 13 - 05:43 AM Peter... love it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: SINSULL Date: 11 May 13 - 09:36 PM and don't trip over Kendall's swelled...head... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: SINSULL Date: 11 May 13 - 09:35 PM I've got this one, Captain...PETER! CELLAR!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Midchuck Date: 11 May 13 - 09:25 PM A first draft, years back, that I never finished: The bytes go creeping by, Eudora The net has broken down again. I'll get my mail today, Eudora, But I'll be damned if I know when For the mail comes in as slowly now, As when I was on AOL. But with the mail that's coming in now I think it may be just as well. The spam comes pouring in, Eudora; A never-ending siren's song. If all of it were true, Eudora, I'd have a Thing 15 miles long. They sell you stocks and bonds and girls, And boys, and condos by the sea. I don't know where they got my address, But like some old drunk, they just won't leave me be. Peter |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: kendall Date: 11 May 13 - 09:10 PM I've heard a couple of people butcher Lorena, one tried to sing it using only three chords. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: catspaw49 Date: 11 May 13 - 08:01 PM Wow....Birthdays. Geeziz, I just can't tell you how exciting they are.....Real boner moments ya' know? Yeah......s'true.....................................uh....Just a minute...Be right back................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Okay then...That's good.......So thanks for that.................Stop around in June for mine... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Rapparee Date: 11 May 13 - 07:05 PM Kendall, you've blocked out the |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Little Robyn Date: 11 May 13 - 06:39 PM Sorry I missed it. All the best from NZ. Robyn |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: skarpi Date: 11 May 13 - 06:38 PM happy birthday Dear Kendall enjoy you day .. kv Skarpi |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: GUEST,Niggardly Bastard Date: 11 May 13 - 04:36 PM Happy Birthday Kendall. I hope you have a good one. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: gnu Date: 11 May 13 - 04:27 PM Been chattin about lobster cookin and hypnotizin em with Kendall and on yer Facebook too. Maybe hypnotizin lobsters is where Kendall developed his powers over the ladies? Maybe the leather jacket is a simple ruse? A mere distraction? Maybe it's all in the strokin? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: fat B****rd Date: 11 May 13 - 03:29 PM Very best wishes to you, Kendall. Charlie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: frogprince Date: 11 May 13 - 10:26 AM It's because it's a beautiful song that it would be so painful to hear it desecrated badly. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: kendall Date: 11 May 13 - 10:21 AM Oh yeah? that's one of the most beautiful songs I know. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Rapparee Date: 11 May 13 - 09:19 AM I'll sing you a few verses of "Loreener." That deflates everything, including the size of the crowd listening. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: kendall Date: 11 May 13 - 08:20 AM It aint my head you...never mind. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: jacqui.c Date: 11 May 13 - 07:15 AM Dani! If you go on like that I'll have to put him back in the cellar until the swelled head goes down again! :0) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: GUEST,Dani Date: 11 May 13 - 07:03 AM No worries, Kendall. We've got your number ; ) and it's all good. Last night I raised my glass, this morning I raise my coffee, to a good and true friend, a fine, fine musician, generous teacher, teller of tales, the best poetry sharer I know. I could go on about your humility, but it might be counter-productive. Hope it was a capital celebration. Dani |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: My guru always said Date: 11 May 13 - 05:36 AM Unbelievable!! Sorry I missed this! Many Happies for Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow and ALL your Days! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Megan L Date: 11 May 13 - 02:19 AM Happy birthday |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: ChanteyLass Date: 11 May 13 - 12:18 AM Shucks, I missed it by about 18 minutes! Belated happy birthday wishes, Kendall. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: topical tom Date: 10 May 13 - 10:28 PM Happy Birthday, Kendall! May you enjoy a great day and a healthy, happy year! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: olddude Date: 10 May 13 - 09:43 PM Many more my dear friend. Your gift from me via Mahlon should go out next week Dan |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Rapparee Date: 10 May 13 - 08:35 PM 79? Last time I saw him he didn't look a day over 79. But that's okay, because records show that he sailed as main foretops'l man under "Mad Jack" Percival in his last command. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: SINSULL Date: 10 May 13 - 08:34 PM Happy Birthday, Captain. Blue eyes and a banjo - you have nothing to worry about from the ladies. SINS, Head Groupie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: frogprince Date: 10 May 13 - 08:07 PM "Now all my women friends will learn my true age! :-) " Uh-huh; up 'til now, they probably all thought he was in his twenties, but had worn himself out real bad messing around with all of "em. (Happy B'day for sure, Cap'n; squeeze your commanding officer for us.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Bobert Date: 10 May 13 - 08:06 PM Danged, didn't we just do this last year??? No matter... Hope it's a good 'un, Captain... Didja get a bottle of Scotch in the mail??? If so, "You're Welcome"... If not then maybe I forget to mail it??? Like I said, No matter... Get drunk, get laid and just get... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: kendall Date: 10 May 13 - 07:51 PM It was until I just opened this thread! Now all my women friends will learn my true age! :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy 79th Birthday Kendall From: Leadfingers Date: 10 May 13 - 07:30 PM Hope its been a good one mate |
