BS: Olddude heart attack

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 08:23 AM

First chance I get, Dan. Thanks for the invite.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Musket
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 08:29 AM

Whaddu mean Muskie fishing??

My bottom lip protrudes enough as it is!



All the best Dan. You'll feel 10 years younger soon, trust me.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 11:20 AM

Dan, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, although it may be hard to tell the difference right now. Thinking of you, friend!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,RB
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 11:34 AM

and then there was the elusive Humphrey/Muskie back in '68, but the Nixon/Agnew was a lot more fishy

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 12:01 PM

Dan, we use muskellunge, up here to tow our water skiers. So you have some idea, guys are getting ready to use the fry they're holding to bait the hook.

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 12:24 PM

So that means that which doesn't make you stronger kills you? Don't buy into that!

Caught a big crappie on a #7 fly rod the other day, using a #64 black gnat I tied myself. Fought that fish for 18 straight hours, never once stopping for anything. Water level in reservoir fell 17 feet when I pulled it out, so I had to do catch and release. The crappie tossed me my limit in 30 pound salmon as a way of saying thanks.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 01:22 PM

Hey can't stop laughing ouch thats just mean where did I leave that damn heart pillow Lol q was right they should have used my 992b hell that would keep time to the pump

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 01:50 PM

I think Rapparee's exaggerating. I'm not ;-)

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 02:15 PM

Lol I know you got some big ones there four footer my biggest but not trophy I want five footer hard to find here anymore. You brit guys have something called a wells catfish that's a monster saw a guy on tv land one I got some big channel cats but nothing the size of a wells

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jun 14 - 07:26 PM

We got sturgeon in the Saint John watershed, Dan. Big buggers! Okay... fish story... Labrador.

So, we put to shore fer a boilup. Dan is about thigh deep in the lake and fishin. He takes a piss and the red devil is about a foot over the water while he holds the rod between his legs. Well, both of them, I guess but his legs are holding the fishing rod secure. A huge pike swims between his legs from behind, breaks water and nails the red devil lure and takes off. Dan is pissin all over, including on himself. He grabs the fishing rod and reels in the pike and whips it back on shore about 20 feet in the woods. The air was blue. He marched back into the woods and, well, the pike didn't make it... not even to the BBQ. Raven meat.

I got pics of that day... somewhere. Sigh.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jun 14 - 12:02 AM

Why do you laugh at a true tale? Would you laugh if I told you about the trout I caught -- 32 pound Cutthroat. Naturally I wanted to keep it, but I was a good boy and turned it loose again. It was so grateful that all the rest of that Summer all I'd have to do is show up at the Ole Fishin' Spot and that trout would not only show me where the other fish were AND indicate what they were biting on, but would sometimes get so exasperated with me that it would just flip a couple nice sized ones on shore for me. Never exceeded the fishing regs limits, either (all you can catch plus one).

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 10 Jun 14 - 12:14 AM

Yer killing me rap god... Ok ya going fishing with me. Muskie sturgeon maybe one of those monsters garr fish. River monsters like the guy on tv.. We have all caught countless game fish. Time now for heavy gear and big boys

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 10 Jun 14 - 05:35 AM

very fishy stories!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 10 Jun 14 - 06:05 AM

Buddy : "Wassa bag limit?"
Udder Buddy : "Much as a bag will 'old, zir."

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jun 14 - 10:07 AM

Okay, I shan't tell you more about my life in The West. Actually, the fishing is lousy, what you keep tastes like mud, and everything glows in the dark from the radiation. If you do go fishing you'll probably return broke because bandits will have taken everything you own (ever walk through sagebrush and stuff stark naked while dodging Girl Scouts out collecting plant specimens for a merit badge?) Actually, the fish never develop beyond the fertilized egg stage, so they're too small to deal with. The sun beats down on your fruitless fishing until you're driving four feet into the volcanic sand the cover the entire West and eventually a cow will come and poop on your head.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 10 Jun 14 - 01:06 PM

Lol ok yer killing me. We can fish here in the east however they may still glow in the dark

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: frogprince
Date: 10 Jun 14 - 04:45 PM

Like they say, "with friends like these, who needs enemas?"

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: David C. Carter
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 03:37 AM

It's that Lime Green Jell-O you use as bait makes 'em glow in the dark!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 11:27 AM

He uses these for bait -- and if he's skunked he eats them.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 12:29 PM

Omg the horror hell with that heart pillow I am just using a wiener dog

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Ebbie
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 12:55 PM

Ah ha! You're better!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 01:43 PM

Dan, this one's for you.

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Ebbie
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 03:04 PM

Oh, I can just imagine Dan stirring up a batch of jello.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 05:19 PM

Yo Dan! When do ya get sprung from the Hop?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: frogprince
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 07:08 PM

DUM dum DUM dum DUM dum
DUM dum Dum dum DUM dum DUM dum
At the Hop...At the Hop...

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 07:53 PM

...or take er to the hop

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 11 Jun 14 - 09:45 PM

I thought Dan's telling us he was hugging a wiener dog meant he had been sprung from the hospital. I usually don't mind being told I'm wrong, but in this case I hope I'm right!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Jun 14 - 07:30 AM

Remember, bring green jello.

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 12 Jun 14 - 01:25 PM

I home yer right feeling wild and wooley

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 12 Jun 14 - 01:34 PM

YAY! So very glad to hear the great news, Dan.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 14 - 03:42 PM

Wiener dogs make good bait too, but they're hard to keep on the hook -- or get on the hook because they tend to bite and squirm and yip and run away. But anyway,this one's for Olddude (and anyone else weird enough to appreciate it).

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Jun 14 - 04:05 PM

Great news.

BM

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 12 Jun 14 - 04:58 PM

Lol no wiener dogs fer bait. No I am not allowed to do shit till I heal up so I been winding new line on the big gear. My buddy and I use big suckers for bait on big muskie gotta catch some next week when I can move better they work great but ya gotta have heavy gear monster muskie will give you fight like ya neverseen before

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: frogprince
Date: 12 Jun 14 - 05:28 PM

"I home..."

Me so happy 'cause you is !

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 14 - 07:46 PM

Suckers? Well, I guess some people will fall for anything.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 12 Jun 14 - 07:55 PM

Next week? Ya can't wait and heal a bit longer? C'mon bud... do NOT push it. Please. We ain't spring chickens eh? Caution is the better part of valour.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 13 Jun 14 - 07:35 AM

Dan and, now, Spaw in hospital. I hope Spaw gets sprung quick-like too.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 13 Jun 14 - 12:40 PM

Oh no spaw going to call him now

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 14 - 01:21 PM

Spaw's in the horsespittle, Olddude's hors de combat -- why don't you guys get something other than a hospital room?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: frogprince
Date: 13 Jun 14 - 07:29 PM

"Why don't you guys get...a...room?"

Have a yabba dabba doo time, a dabba doo time We'll have a gay old time ...

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 14 - 10:29 PM

And now Kendall. Can you spell "orgy"?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Ebbie
Date: 13 Jun 14 - 10:31 PM

Can it be called an orgy when there are only two people involved?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 14 Jun 14 - 07:02 AM

Kendall's doc says he thinks he removed the throat cancer successfully.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jun 14 - 10:32 PM

Kendall, olddude and spaw -- well, Spaw's not up to orgyin' right now. Jacqui and Sins are up Maine way, though.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 15 Jun 14 - 05:59 AM

HUGE hug and a BIG kiss, Dan...and I'm just so glad to read that you're home now. Holding you close. (((XXX)))

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: maeve
Date: 15 Jun 14 - 06:16 AM

Skin, not throat, folks.

Glad for you, Kendall.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: maeve
Date: 15 Jun 14 - 06:26 AM

So Dan, when will you be fishing in these parts?
Or looking at old pocket watches?
Or playing with trains?
Love,
Maeve

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Janie
Date: 15 Jun 14 - 07:20 AM

Can you sleep laying down yet, Dan? Glad to hear you are home and your sense of humor intact!

Janie

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 15 Jun 14 - 08:28 AM

Sorry about my last post. Got confuzzled and just wanted Dan to know Kendall is okay. Thanks for correcting me, maeve.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Jun 14 - 09:36 AM

The following is a pic of a sturgeon from the Fraser River in British Columbia. Many like that have been taken. One of 'em got your name on it.

Here ya go, Dan.

BM