Subject: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: Fergie Date: 19 Oct 14 - 07:10 AM If you want a good laugh this song from Gerry O'Reilly is well worth a listen. The Amsterdam Song. Explore the Góilín Song Project courtesy of ITMA it is a fantastic resource for anybody interested in traditional singing and song. Fergus |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: MartinRyan Date: 19 Oct 14 - 07:19 AM That's "the Real Gerry O'Reilly", of course! One of the great comic songs. The Góilín Song Project is is indeed a great resource - and will be even better as more material is added. Regards |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: michaelr Date: 19 Oct 14 - 12:52 PM Please, can someone post the lyrics? I can't make out half of them, but they appear to be hilarious. The tune is of course Barney Rush's "The Crack was 90 in the Isle of Man". Is the singer Jerry O'Reilly, he of Down from your Pulpits, Down from your Thrones? |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: MartinRyan Date: 19 Oct 14 - 01:32 PM I'll see if I can find the lyrics... No - this is the Góilín's OTHER Gerry O'Reilly! Click here Regards |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: Fergie Date: 19 Oct 14 - 04:03 PM BTW. Barney Rush passed away just a few weeks ago. Fergus |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: michaelr Date: 19 Oct 14 - 08:58 PM Thanks Fergie. RIP Barney. |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: GUEST,Dot Callery Date: 20 Oct 14 - 06:14 AM Hi Fergus I look forward to hearing it again on the Goilin Song Project. A great resource - thanks to those who made it possible. Gerry O'Reilly actually wrote out the words for me many years ago. If I find them I'll post them up. I'm so sorry to hear about Barney's recent death. He was a fine singer and songwriter and great company. One of nature's gentlemen. Condolences to his family. ~ Dot ~ |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: Rumncoke Date: 20 Oct 14 - 08:02 AM I can make out some of it at the start Oh way way back when the times were free We all headed off on a little spree And we ended up in the Nederlands Waving shiny new pasports in our hands At Chepol airport they wished us luck Myself young Denny(?) O'Guire and the Stud(?) And we took the train to our destination Amsterdam Central Station We got advice on the Flying Dutchman You're going to see some hairy sights in Amsterdam |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: GUEST,Peter Laban Date: 20 Oct 14 - 08:06 AM Chepol = Schiphol |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: MartinRyan Date: 20 Oct 14 - 08:37 AM Need to be careful transcribing this one - there's a good deal of Dublin slang buried in it - not to mention Gerry's accent! Regards |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: MartinRyan Date: 20 Oct 14 - 08:45 AM For example: the nickname in the first verse is "The Scut", rather than "The Stud". A "scut" is a mildly derogatory general description of someone - probably from its older meaning as the tail of a rabbit or hare. ("scut" also exists as a verb - but that's a different story). I know there are plans to provide transcriptions of all the songs in The Góilín Song Project eventually - but we can't wait that long, can we? ;>)> Regards |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: Rumncoke Date: 20 Oct 14 - 01:59 PM OK verse two - I'm fairly certain the rhyme is hurry and brewery So we stood outside of the central station here we are at our destination (?) this is where they make real gin you're welcome to the city of sin I said what are we doing standing here Let's go and try the local beer Se we headed of in a hurry Down to Freddie Heineken's brewery Free beer for every man We got pissed out of our brains in Amsterdam |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: MartinRyan Date: 20 Oct 14 - 02:04 PM Spot on... Regards |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: Rumncoke Date: 20 Oct 14 - 02:53 PM Verse 3 So Denny went looking for a place to stay Down by a canal we made our way when she stepped out of the night She gave myself and the lads one hell of a fright She said Jane Bondage is my name and if you like you can play my game I can tie you up or I can tie you down Or I can whip you all around the town Said she I love an Irish man Oh there were some rough women in the city of Amsterdam |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: MartinRyan Date: 20 Oct 14 - 03:38 PM Meant to say... In the first verse, the tour party is identified as "Meself, young Dinny O'Dwyer and The Scut"! Regards |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: Fergie Date: 20 Oct 14 - 04:14 PM Good man yerself Rumncoke. MartinRyan will keep you on track with his bits of intelligence and I'll keep an eye on Martin to make sure it's the right track. Fergus |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: Rumncoke Date: 20 Oct 14 - 09:20 PM Stuck on verse 4 The first two lines I am fairly sure are Well we thought that we might as well have a go Ah sure we're on holiday and who the hell would know? then there's a bit about handcuffed before but by the police But this was different altogether Because Jane was togged up all in leather And she beat us with this bamboo cane Until we couldn't stand the pain She was a rough madam ?? |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: Fergie Date: 20 Oct 14 - 10:28 PM Well we thought that we might as well have a go Ah sure we're on holiday and who the hell would know? It was only an auld beating, we knew the score As we'd all been handcuffed before, (Gerry ad libs "by the police I'll have ye know") But this was different altogether Because Jane was togged up all in leather And she beat us with this bamboo cane Until we couldn't stand the pain She was a rough madam The roughest on the (w)hole in Amsterdam. |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: Fergie Date: 20 Oct 14 - 10:41 PM Oh way, way back when the times were free We all headed off on a little spree And we ended up in the Netherlands Waving shiny new passports in our hands At Schiphol airport they wished us luck Myself, young Dinny, O'Dwyer and the Scut And we took the train to our destination Amsterdam Central Station Begob! there's a Flying Dutchman You're going to see some hairy sights in Amsterdam. |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: Fergie Date: 20 Oct 14 - 10:50 PM Your doing good Rumncoke Verse 2 So we stood outside of the central station Here we are now the guests of the nation This is where they make real gin You're welcome to the city of sin I said what are we doing standing here Let's go and try the local beer So we headed of in a hurry Down to Freddie Heineken's brewery Free beer for every man We got pissed out of our brains in Amsterdam. |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: Fergie Date: 20 Oct 14 - 10:55 PM Verse 3 So then went looking for a place to stay Down by a canal we made our way When she stepped out of the night She gave myself and the lads one hell of a fright She said Jane Bondage is my name and if you like you can play my game I can tie you up and I can tie you down Or I can whip you all around the town Said she I'd love an Irish man Oh there were some rough women in the city of Amsterdam |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: Rumncoke Date: 21 Oct 14 - 04:53 AM Ah - when you see it written it becomes clearer what you were hearing Verse 4 Well we took our punishment like real men and Jane she hit us again and again She had stripped down to a leather shammy O'Dwyer was screaming for his mammy She ?? ?? badly cut Poor Dinny was lying by the door He said he couldn't take no more So we grabbed our clothes and we ran Bam bam thank you Ma'am in Amsterdam Verse 5 So we ran into a little café For a cup of black coffee wouldn't go astray And we ordered up a tray of buns A black forest gateau and a dozen scones Well ?? upon my soul When ?? we lost control Whatever it was it was worse than the beer So I asked the man is the food in here something queer Ant he said they're hash cakes, God damn We was off our brains in Amsterdam |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: Fergie Date: 21 Oct 14 - 10:57 AM Keep going Rumncoke Verse 4 Well we took our punishment like real men And Jane she hit us again and again She had stripped down to a leather chamois O'Dwyer was screaming for his mammy She tore into myself and the Scut We were bruised and we were badly cut Poor Dinny was lying by the door He said he couldn't take no more So we grabbed our clothes and we ran Wham bam thank you Ma'am, in Amsterdam Verse 5 So we ran into a little café For a cup of black coffee wouldn't go astray And we ordered up a tray of buns A black forest gateau and a dozen scones Well ?? upon my soul We were in the horrors we'd lost control Whatever it was it was worse than the beer So I asked the man is the food here sort of queer He said they're hash cakes, God damn We were stoned out of our brains in Amsterdam |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: Rumncoke Date: 21 Oct 14 - 12:43 PM Verse 6 So next we went off window shopping Down the red light district and our eyes were popping When smack in the middle of our little tour Out of this doorway came this - 'sweet little so-n-so' Hey Paddy just you step in here There's lots of ladies and there's loads of beer So we took his word and we all crawled in To a club that was called the Original Sin Oh ??? in Amsterdam The rhyme for tour would be whore - but it sounds like 'took his word', not her. |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: Fergie Date: 21 Oct 14 - 01:52 PM Gerry wouldn't be adverse to using the word whore in the Góilín, but some might object to the word as not being PC, so he stuck in "so-n-so" for comic effect because everybody is expecting him to say whore. Verse 6 So next we went off window shopping Down the red light district and our eyes were popping When smack in the middle of our little tour Out of this doorway came this - sleazy little so-n-so' Hey Paddy just you step in here There's lots of ladies and there's loads of beer So we took his word and we all crawled in To a club that was called the Original Sin Oh, there's hardly a stitch on your one Oh god between us and all harm in Amsterdam. |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: Rumncoke Date: 21 Oct 14 - 04:39 PM Sleazy? I don't hear that at all - but hey - it fits. I can't make out very much after verse 6 - anyone else want to try to reveal what happens in the club? |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: Fergie Date: 21 Oct 14 - 05:07 PM Verse 7 So we sat there lowering the grog Trying hard not to look like four men from the bog When this swanky bit of stuff sat on Dinny's knee She'd a voice that was deeper than a Seanachaí Well this lovely bit of stuff whispered in my ear Do you come here often, will you buy me a beer? The Scut was out dancing on the floor With this sexy little number from Singapore Say O'Dwyer that's no woman it's a man We were all in a state of shock in Amsterdam. |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: michaelr Date: 21 Oct 14 - 06:39 PM Thank you! Funny song. |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: Fergie Date: 21 Oct 14 - 07:58 PM On of the funniest ever michaelr. Verse 8 So I turned to the "quare wan" sitting next to me I said now love tell me are you a he or a she Or are you a lady of the night? Not at all says your wan I'm a transvestite So I up and I gave him the Kildare man's salute I rapped him gently with my hobnail boots Right up between the legs Nearly drove the boot through the poor fella's head. Saying take that my good man, Oh the women are worse than the men in Amsterdam |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: Fergie Date: 21 Oct 14 - 08:13 PM Verse 9 So we all regrouped out on the dance floor For we knew we'd have to run the gauntlet to the door When this lanky fellow took such a kick from O'Dwyer Now he's singing boy soprano in the local choir Then the Skut pulled his false teeth out And he gave this male stripper such a woeful clout But this big fellow in drag he grabbed the Scut But the Scut decked yer man with a huge head butt Be said take that my good man There was confusion everywhere in Amsterdam. |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: Fergie Date: 21 Oct 14 - 08:26 PM Verse 10 But then poor Dinny got attacked from the rear By this bit of stuff wearing kinky gear There were boots and belts and bull whips cracking Poor Dinny was taking one hell of a whacking Yer one she was going in for the kill But our Dinny showed his true skill He grabbed yer woman by the g-string Gave it half a dozen twists till her ears did ring Oh she'll hardly ride a bicycle again It brought tears to her eyes that night in Amsterdam |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: Fergie Date: 21 Oct 14 - 08:37 PM Verse 11 Well then out of nowhere there appeared All dressed in rubber, it was weird There were rubber suits and rubber flippers Rubber masks tied up with zippers They made a run for O'Dwyer and the Skut But the Skut was fast he grabbed yer man by the nuts He was swinging the rubber man around the floor O'Dwyer did the same to the other dirty so-n-so. They wiped the floor with the two rubber men They went weak at the knees that night in Amsterdam. |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: Fergie Date: 21 Oct 14 - 08:49 PM Verse 12 Well we finally battled our way out to the street We looked kinda rough, but we were still on our feet Then Dinny called for the money back I tell you now boys that was the craic We could hear the sirens getting near So we said we'd better leg it out of there And we disappeared into the night Being pursued by a gang of hermaphrodites Made our escape on the number seven tram Oh we won the day that night in Amsterdam We got into a little fight in Amsterdam We were pursued by men wearing tights in Amsterdam We gave them all a fright in Amsterdam |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: Rumncoke Date: 22 Oct 14 - 08:11 PM oh my - now it is playing in my head like a filum so it is. |
Subject: RE: Amsterdam comes to the Góilín From: AmyLove Date: 25 May 17 - 06:00 PM Just to put all the lyrics together. (I made some minor changes.) I'm sure the line "They wiped the floor with the two rubber men" isn't quite correct, but I didn't figure it out. Oh way, way back when times were free We all headed off on a little spree And we ended up in the Netherlands Waving shiny new passports in our hands At Schiphol airport they wished us luck Meself, young Dinny O'Dwyer and The Scut And we took the train to our destination Amsterdam Central Station Begob! there's a Flying Dutchman You're goin' to see some hairy sights in Amsterdam. So we stood outside of the central station Here we are now the guests of the nation This is where they make real gin You're welcome to the city of sin I says what are we doin' standin' here Let's go and try the local beer So we headed off in a hurry Down to Freddie Heineken's brewery Free beer for every man We got pissed out of our brains in Amsterdam. So then went lookin' for a place to stay Down by a canal we made our way When she stepped out of the night She gave meself and the lads one hell of a fright She said Jane Bondage is me name and if you like you can play me game I can tie you up and I can tie you down Or I can whip you all around this town Says she I'd love an Irish man Oh there were some rough women in the city of Amsterdam Well we thought we might as well have a go Sure we're on holiday and who the hell would know? It's only an auld beatin', we knew the score As we'd all been handcuffed before, (Gerry ad libs "by the police I'll have ye know") But this was different altogether Because Jane was togged up all in leather And she bet us with this bamboo cane Until we couldn't stand the pain She was a rough madam The roughest on the (w)hole in Amsterdam. Well we took our punishment like real men And Jane she hit us again and again She had stripped down to a leather chamois O'Dwyer was screamin' for his mammy She tore into meself and The Scut We were bruised and we were badly cut Poor Dinny was lyin' by the door He said he couldn't take no more So we grabbed our clothes and we ran Wham bam thank you Ma'am, in Amsterdam So we ran into a little café For a cup of black coffee wouldn't go astray And we ordered up a tray of buns A black forest gateau and a dozen scones Well I declare upon my soul We were in the horrors we'd lost control Whatever it was it was worse than the beer So I asked your man is the food here sorta queer He said they're hash cakes, God damn We were stoned out of our brains in Amsterdam So next we went for a little window shoppin' Down the red light district and our eyes were poppin' When smack in the middle of our little tour Out of this doorway came this - sleazy little so-n-so' He said hey Paddy you just step in here There's lots of ladies and there's loads of beer So we took his word and we all crawled in To a club that was called The Original Sin Oh, there's hardly a stitch on your one God between us and all harm in Amsterdam. So we sat there lowerin' the grog Trying hard not to look like four men from the bog When this swanky bit of stuff sat on Dinny's knee She'd a voice that was deeper than a Seanachaí Well this lovely bit of stuff she whispered in me ear Do you come here often, will you buy me a beer? The Scut was out dancin' on the floor With this sexy little number from Singapore Says O'Dwyer that's no woman it's a man We were all in a state of shock in Amsterdam. So I turned to the "quare wan" sittin' next to me I said now love tell me are you a he or a she Or are you a lady of the night? Not at all says your wan I'm a transvestite So I up and I gave him the Kildare man's salute I rapped him gently with my hobnail boots Right up between the legs Nearly drove the boot through the poor fella's head. Sayin' take that my good man, Oh the women are worse than the men in Amsterdam So we all regrouped on the dance floor For we knew we'd have to run the gauntlet to the door When this lanky fellow took such a kick from O'Dwyer Now he's singin' boy soprano in the local choir Then The Scut pulls his false teeth out And he gave this male stripper a woeful clout But this big fella in drag he grabbed The Scut But The Scut decked yer man with a huge head butt He said take that my good man There was confusion everywhere in Amsterdam. But then poor Dinny got attacked from the rear By this bit of stuff wearin' kinky gear There were boots and belts and bull whips crackin' Poor Dinny was takin' one hell of a whackin' Yer one she was going in for the kill But our Dinny showed his true skill He grabbed yer woman by the g-string Gave it half a dozen twists till her ears did ring Oh she'll hardly ride a bicycle again It brought tears to her eyes that night in Amsterdam Well then out of nowhere they appeared All dressed in rubber, and it was weird They wore rubber suits and rubber flippers Rubber masks tied up with zippers They made a run for O'Dwyer and The Scut But The Scut was fast he grabbed yer man by the nuts He was swingin' the rubber man around the floor O'Dwyer did the same to the other dirty so-n-so. They wiped the floor with the two rubber men They were weak in the knees that night in Amsterdam. Well we finally battled our way out to the street We looked kinda rough, but we were still on our feet Then Dinny called for the money back I tell you now boys that was the craic We could hear the sirens gettin' near So we said we'd better leg it out of there And we disappeared into the night Pursued by a gang of hermaphrodites Made our escape on the number seven tram Oh we won the day that night in Amsterdam We got into a little fight in Amsterdam We were pursued by men wearin' tights in Amsterdam We gave them all a fright in Amsterdam |
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