BS: Walkabout verse better than Vogon

Subject: BS: Walkabout verse better than Vogon
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Jan 16 - 05:18 PM

After consulting the electric Hitch Hikers Guide it ranked Walkabout higher than Vogon Poetry.

It really is funny that a mutual agreement to be free of mundane "Life Is" Walkabout verse was mutually upon.

HOWEVER there is surely room for verse so BAD its GOOD

You don't have to be a drunk Irishman to make bad good fun.

I have an eample here;

ODE TO AN ANCIENT SNACK


cake walk waffle waddle frozen ice cream lox
Donut dance, crappy snacks, chocolate bacon pants
Many of the treats you eat have more to do with paint
Salty sweet sour feet SNACKS of meat almost make me faint.

beef bark shark heart, deep fried nipple chips
Everything cooked in mystery fat always goes to hips
You don't need a Vegan Czar, you can use your head
They used to eat Peacock breast and grains of PARADISE.

The next time you crunch a snack think of a carrot so nice
or 15 hundred years of Indian cuisine made with powerful spice.
What's that in the crack of the couch, its crisp and salty, its good!
favorite snacks are the ancient snacks that last as long as wood

Subject: RE: BS: Walkabout verse better than Vogon
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Jan 16 - 06:49 PM

To Whom it my apply;

You have proved again that anyone who exposes you
anyone who does not share your hysterical disregard for decency, human dignity and the imperfect Constitution
Must be terrorist enemies of these United States or at the minimum rude rubes.

You want to take this country back from evil people born outside an imaginary line.

Anyone who opposes you or criticizes you must be evil, lazy stupid or a traitor. If that is true there is an awful lot of traitors.

You claim with no proof solutions for us. You make dissent look like beating up protesters or hauling them away amid jeers. You champion your supports to sideswipe cars wit the wrong sticker.

Not all people insist upon the pre condition of agreeing with political principles before any possibility of conversation or friendship.

I believe as I did 50 years ago and I believe today that mature Americans can engage in conversation and controversy, the clash of ideas, with anyone in the world without becoming contaminated with hate or demand conversion.

I believe our faith in our lives, our conviction, our determination is stronger than shared hatreds sometimes called the right. The issues sometimes includes the unthinkable holocausts of evil beyond measure which sometimes goes where mere words can not go. This should not mean these inadequate words be closed and banned.

We can compete in the arena of ideas more successfully than the arena of bombs unless there comes a time when all the bombs are loosed in silence.

An open letter to Donald Trump or media editors.

Subject: RE: BS: Walkabout verse better than Vogon
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Jan 16 - 07:20 PM

Love most tender comes in whispers
Hate comes in angry shouts

We did not know we were born in wisdom
so we just grew younger still

Turn time around and we will see
we need turn time around just once

and go against the current of our time
growing wiser in future's past

Subject: RE: BS: Walkabout verse better than Vogon
From: Mingulay
Date: 11 Jan 16 - 10:09 PM

In the UK a trump is a polite (childrens') version of the word fart. Now, I believe that Donald J is a golfer and that the aim of any golfer is to achieve a full and propoer 'follow through'. Well, we all know what happens when a fart 'follows through', we are left with a substance commonly known as shit. I, therefore, propose that he should in future be known as Donald J Shit for that is what he speaks and that is what he is.

Further to this I would propose a way to discredit this person in the eyes of the fundamentalist, god fearing rednecks that (I assume) support him and hang on his (or should that be HIS) every word by spreading the rumour that he does not follow NASCAR, eat BBQ meat, grits and black eye peas and positively hates apple pie!

If all that fails just SHOOT THE BASTARD. By the way, if you could make sure that Jeremy Corbyn [google it] gets caught in the crossfire I would be most pleased.

Subject: RE: BS: Walkabout verse better than Vogon
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Jan 16 - 06:52 AM

I am not a proponent of shooting bastards.

I am not sure if the US has the record for shooting the bastards or if it is a third world country.

It is not an action to be proud of no matter who owns the record.

Hopefully Trump turns t to be a child's fart.

Subject: RE: BS: Walkabout verse better than Vogon
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Jan 16 - 06:56 AM

Seventy years ago the best selling record was ballad for Americans which was a song sung by Paul Robson celebrating diversity.

Today the best selling album is?>>

Subject: RE: BS: Walkabout verse better than Vogon
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 12 Jan 16 - 07:40 AM

Are you drunk ?

Subject: RE: BS: Walkabout verse better than Vogon
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 12 Jan 16 - 11:14 AM

Spectacular imagery, reflecting the counterpoint of the subject and whatever it is actually about!

Or some such bollocks spoken to ensure you don't stuff me in an an airlock.