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BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid

Jack Campin 03 Feb 16 - 07:27 PM
Steve Shaw 03 Feb 16 - 07:32 PM
Ed T 03 Feb 16 - 07:56 PM
GUEST 03 Feb 16 - 08:06 PM
michaelr 03 Feb 16 - 08:58 PM
GUEST 03 Feb 16 - 10:35 PM
akenaton 04 Feb 16 - 03:06 AM
Dave the Gnome 04 Feb 16 - 03:11 AM
GUEST,Shimrod 04 Feb 16 - 03:18 AM
GUEST,BobL on holiday 04 Feb 16 - 03:19 AM
GUEST,HiLo 04 Feb 16 - 03:24 AM
Richard Bridge 04 Feb 16 - 03:40 AM
GUEST 04 Feb 16 - 04:03 AM
Backwoodsman 04 Feb 16 - 04:14 AM
Ed T 04 Feb 16 - 05:50 AM
GUEST,Musket 04 Feb 16 - 11:20 AM
GUEST 04 Feb 16 - 12:20 PM
GUEST 04 Feb 16 - 12:57 PM
GUEST,# 04 Feb 16 - 01:00 PM
Steve Shaw 04 Feb 16 - 01:14 PM
Jack Campin 04 Feb 16 - 02:19 PM
Steve Shaw 04 Feb 16 - 02:39 PM
olddude 04 Feb 16 - 04:06 PM
Steve Shaw 04 Feb 16 - 05:07 PM
Kampervan 04 Feb 16 - 05:13 PM
Steve Shaw 04 Feb 16 - 05:37 PM
olddude 04 Feb 16 - 05:39 PM
olddude 04 Feb 16 - 05:43 PM
Steve Shaw 04 Feb 16 - 06:12 PM
Dave the Gnome 04 Feb 16 - 06:13 PM
Steve Shaw 04 Feb 16 - 06:48 PM
olddude 04 Feb 16 - 07:27 PM
GUEST,# 04 Feb 16 - 08:17 PM
olddude 04 Feb 16 - 08:44 PM
Dave the Gnome 05 Feb 16 - 04:05 AM
GUEST,Musket 05 Feb 16 - 05:01 AM
Steve Shaw 05 Feb 16 - 06:20 AM
GUEST 05 Feb 16 - 07:33 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 05 Feb 16 - 09:29 AM
Steve Shaw 05 Feb 16 - 09:32 AM
GUEST,# 05 Feb 16 - 09:43 AM
GUEST 05 Feb 16 - 11:11 AM
Steve Shaw 05 Feb 16 - 11:31 AM
Steve Shaw 05 Feb 16 - 11:34 AM
GUEST,# 05 Feb 16 - 11:39 AM
olddude 05 Feb 16 - 02:25 PM
GUEST,Bertie Lawless 05 Feb 16 - 04:08 PM
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Subject: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Jack Campin
Date: 03 Feb 16 - 07:27 PM

Or to be a little less sensational about it, they are less likely to get contacted on dating sites, which Mudcat isn't quite:

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/02/160203110942.htm


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 03 Feb 16 - 07:32 PM

Yeah, Jack, but the ones here wouldn't care about getting laid, as they clearly possess micropenises and a deficit of testicles anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Ed T
Date: 03 Feb 16 - 07:56 PM

They coukd do "selfies"? Or, may actually be doing it while guestly posting?


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Feb 16 - 08:06 PM

As Mudcat sinks deeper and deeper into inanity and irrelevance.


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: michaelr
Date: 03 Feb 16 - 08:58 PM

A simple solution: Hide the BS section. It's not going away, but you don't have to look at it. There's still plenty of anity and relevance in the music section.


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Feb 16 - 10:35 PM

I tend to have full penetrative sex with a real life living breathing lady
most weekday mornings at approx 6.00am..
Saturdays approx 8.am.
Sundays approx 1.00 pm

My penis is not freaky porn star in dimensions, neither is it micro.
but he can still manage to perform on demand to this punishing schedule as the said lady requires.

This is despite taking the daily Blood Pressure tablets that seem to affect the potency of so many men my age.

There, this is the truth and you are all welcome to observe by web cam if you require proof.

So this buggers you miserable old sod's theories about GUESTS.


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: akenaton
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 03:06 AM

Congratulations GUEST!......don't know how you've got the energy to post here. :0)


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 03:11 AM

Ahhhh, but because we do not know who you are you have no way to prove that as an anonymous poster. If you were to give us the URL of your webcam you would no longer be anonymous. Catch 22!

:D tG


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,Shimrod
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 03:18 AM

Congratulations, gents! You managed to wind up GUEST for a change!


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,BobL on holiday
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 03:19 AM

Aren't there any anonymous lady GUESTs then?


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,HiLo
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 03:24 AM

Why would a lady go anywhere near you lot ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 03:40 AM

It seems to be true that men using dating sites are far more likely to send pictures of their genitalia than women.


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 04:03 AM

Good job a lot of digital cameras have a macro lense setting


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 04:14 AM

Lends a whole new meaning to the phrase, "You're a knob".


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Ed T
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 05:50 AM

MUD-as defined by Urban Dictionary

Multiple Username Disorder: A condition that compels those inflicted to create a multitude of aliases on websites such as 'IMDb', in order to praise or defend their own message-board posts -- the ultimate goal being to elevate these aliases to becoming the board leaders, and thereby controlling all topics of discussion. Often, the MUD sufferer will create lengthy message-board threads, in which the posts are entirely by his/her imaginary correspondents.Every freakin' internet discussion board you check-out these days seems to have a minimum of 2 MUD cases trying to monopolize the conversation with either every single banality that pops into their boring, schizoid minds, or squabbling and name-calling as they compete for the same space – Chief Nut-job.
by nom de plumb May 20, 2009


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 11:20 AM

So anyway.

I logged in for once, ignored the many pm alerts and posted on a music thread.

Did my cock grow? Did our Gert stick a bit of slap on?

No. Still the same 12". Still need plenty of rest when she's not around.

Might as well remain a guest for now.


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 12:20 PM

Since my real life living breathing lady doesn't get horny till after supper, it seems she's been seeing the mailman. My strict schedule didn't work too well. I wondered why she didn't seem too into it.

Forget about the web cam show, unless you want to see me having sex all alone in my room. Maybe I'll pick a name de plume and see if I get lucky.


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 12:57 PM

If you are going to try to pretend to be me - please pay attention to the details.

YOU are a rubbish ID thief.

I insist you try better next time.

HINT: we do not ever say 'horny' or 'mailman', and we never eat 'supper'.

But more importantly - It's her set schedule, I just have to comply obediently.

Actually, while I'm back, exactly how many of you old members ever get a good shag these days !!!???


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,#
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 01:00 PM

Anonymous posters don't get laid
Doo-dah! Doo-dah!


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 01:14 PM

"Still the same 12"."

Do you get to use it as a rule?


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Jack Campin
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 02:19 PM

Anonymous posters don't get laid
   Doo-dah! Doo-dah!

Pseudonyms all hide closet gays,
   Doodah doodah day.

From the article: "users with anonymous browsing viewed more profiles. They were also more likely to check out potential same-sex and interracial matches."


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 02:39 PM

"Actually, while I'm back, exactly how many of you old members ever get a good shag these days !!!???"

Typo? Did you mean how many of YOUR old members?


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: olddude
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 04:06 PM

Do shag carpets count steve


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 05:07 PM

What about Three Nuns Dark Shag pipe baccy?


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Kampervan
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 05:13 PM

I'd heard about Nuns and candles, but never Nuns and pipe tobacco.


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 05:37 PM

I think I may have conflated two separate things. Poetic licence, don't you know.


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: olddude
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 05:39 PM

Hey nothing suprises me these days steve maybe rright


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: olddude
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 05:43 PM

I once hot glued a shag carpet to my old trucks dashboard. Didn't impressed the women however... Ain't high school a bitch


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 06:12 PM

Shag? Hot glue?? Jeez, the mind boggles...


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 06:13 PM

3 Nuns was not a shag. It was an orgy...

Well, it was actualy a curly cut rather than a fine cut shag. It looks like little disks that fit quite well into the bowl of the pipe and you just rubbed the last one so it would ignite more easily.

If you want a good shag you need to talk ready rubbed. Or you can hand rub it. Oh, err, Missus.


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 06:48 PM

Dave, I made it up, I tell you!


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: olddude
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 07:27 PM

Me feet kept sticking to the dash board


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,#
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 08:17 PM

OK then. Now we know what you were handling the brake, clutch and gas with.


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: olddude
Date: 04 Feb 16 - 08:44 PM

Exactly my brother


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 04:05 AM

If your feet were on the dashboard and you were handling the pedals with, er, whatever, where on earth did the handbrake lever go?

On reflection, I probably don't want to know :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 05:01 AM

That's why some of us drive cars with automatic hand brakes...

Ever thought that those of us who don't log in are too busy getting laid to bother?

Just a thought.

Snag is, as time marches, it could become just that. A thought. Good job I'm still a teenager then eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 06:20 AM

Jaysus, not another thread about clever dicks....


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 07:33 AM

Sex Tutorial Video for the older man


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 09:29 AM

If anonymous posters don't get laid, it's because they fail to follow instructions when told to "Get fucked!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 09:32 AM

:-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,#
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 09:43 AM

Anonymous posters don't get laid,
Doo-dah, doo-dah!
They clean their willies in an autoclave,
All the doo-dah day.

Goin' to hurt all night,
Goin' to hurt all day,
Slammed the door, now his pecker's sore,
In that doo-dah way.


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 11:11 AM

Name calling is a cognitive bias and a technique to promote propaganda. Propagandists use the name-calling technique to incite fears or arouse positive prejudices with the intent that invoked fear (based on fearmongering tactics) or trust will encourage those that read, see or hear propaganda to construct a negative opinion, in respect to the former, or a positive opinion, with respect to the latter, about a person, group, or set of beliefs or ideas that the propagandist would wish the recipients to believe. The method is intended to provoke conclusions and actions about a matter apart from an impartial examinations of the facts of the matter. When this tactic is used instead of an argument, name-calling is thus a substitute for rational, fact-based arguments against an idea or belief, based upon its own merits, and becomes an argumentum ad hominem


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 11:31 AM

Translators note: if you call someone a twat, you're having a go. :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 11:34 AM

And I ask myself: is the promotion of propaganda propaganda?


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,#
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 11:39 AM

Guest's post is a steal from

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Name_calling

paragraph 2.


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: olddude
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 02:25 PM

Guest, no one is calling you names just having silly fun. I am certainly not aiming at you or anyone else. I was making fun of myself.

Hey Bruce I tell ya later where my head was :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: GUEST,Bertie Lawless
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 04:08 PM

Good news, Jack Campin! You, my good sir, have apparently just won the prestigious Twat Of The Year Award that will be announced in the upcoming issue of GQ Magazine, simply on the strength of having started this thread. And you're among the last 10 finalists competing for the Bloody Old Git Award as well...as are several other posters on this forum, funnily enough.

You lucky sod! Here's hoping you win in both categories. Myself and the lads here are drinking a toast to your good fortune as I hit "Submit Message".


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: olddude
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 05:21 PM

Lol that was awesome..... Can't stop laughing
What is an old git...? I never heard that before Lol


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 10:17 PM

Do be careful if you are the type to use green jello as a coital lubricate.
It tends to cause yeasty infections.


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Subject: RE: BS: Anonymous posters don't get laid
From: olddude
Date: 05 Feb 16 - 10:29 PM

The horror


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