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Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)

Dave (the ancient mariner) 29 Dec 99 - 08:52 PM
JenEllen 29 Dec 99 - 08:37 PM
Mbo 29 Dec 99 - 06:44 PM
Dave (the ancient mariner) 29 Dec 99 - 06:39 PM
Timbrel 29 Dec 99 - 05:02 PM
MMario 29 Dec 99 - 05:01 PM
JenEllen 29 Dec 99 - 05:00 PM
Timbrel 29 Dec 99 - 04:53 PM
Mbo 29 Dec 99 - 04:23 PM
Dave (the ancient mariner) 29 Dec 99 - 04:14 PM
Mbo 29 Dec 99 - 02:54 PM
T in Oklahoma (Okiemockbird) 29 Dec 99 - 02:00 PM
catspaw49 29 Dec 99 - 01:27 PM
MMario 29 Dec 99 - 12:24 PM
Dave (the ancient mariner) 29 Dec 99 - 12:21 PM
MMario 29 Dec 99 - 10:04 AM
JenEllen 29 Dec 99 - 04:27 AM
JenEllen 29 Dec 99 - 02:28 AM
DonMeixner 29 Dec 99 - 12:21 AM
MMario 29 Dec 99 - 12:14 AM
katlaughing 29 Dec 99 - 12:09 AM
DougR 28 Dec 99 - 11:59 PM
Big Mick 28 Dec 99 - 10:28 PM
Susan A-R 28 Dec 99 - 10:21 PM
Mbo 28 Dec 99 - 09:28 PM
DougR 28 Dec 99 - 09:04 PM
DougR 28 Dec 99 - 08:48 PM
TerriM 28 Dec 99 - 08:42 PM
Little Neophyte 28 Dec 99 - 07:54 PM
Mbo 28 Dec 99 - 07:35 PM
alison 28 Dec 99 - 07:28 PM
DougR 28 Dec 99 - 07:24 PM
Mbo 28 Dec 99 - 06:57 PM
katlaughing 28 Dec 99 - 06:41 PM
Dave Swan 28 Dec 99 - 05:33 PM
Little Neophyte 28 Dec 99 - 05:15 PM
Lonesome EJ 28 Dec 99 - 05:08 PM
Mbo 28 Dec 99 - 04:23 PM
AllisonA(Animaterra) 28 Dec 99 - 03:51 PM
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MMario 28 Dec 99 - 03:16 PM
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Alice 28 Dec 99 - 02:46 PM
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 29 Dec 99 - 08:52 PM

Knots are entertaining lass, but it's the bends and hitches; not to mention the odd splice or two, that are the most fun to a sailor. "My bonny lies over the ocean, my bonny lies over the sea, my bonny lies over the ocean, oh bring back my bonny to me" Now if ye wantto know the naughty version of that one, pull alongside real close so I can whisper the words to ye; cause I'm really quite shy an afraid I might get kicked out of this fine Tavern. I been kicked out of much worse places in my time but I'm really fond of this place...Yours, Aye. (covertly) Dave


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: JenEllen
Date: 29 Dec 99 - 08:37 PM

Love the aftershave Dave, and the razor didn't hurt you any, ay now did it? Believe I'll have another pint and try to remember my sailor's knots.....how's about some whales and sharks havin' their larks ten thousand miles away? Elle


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: Mbo
Date: 29 Dec 99 - 06:44 PM

Here I come!

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 29 Dec 99 - 06:39 PM

Shaved, shorn, washed and changed, running back to the tavern in me best togs and tie; aftershave (Pussers Rum)sloshed on. Come on JenEllen, we'll sing a round of On The Banks of Newfoundland and South Australia to brighten this Tavern up All ye shellbacks dance the hornpipe with me come on lads ...Then we'll have a few of the best singers, sing the Mountains of Mourne and Come By The Hills; so Jen and I can enjoy a chat and a cuddle. Aye, this place is grand, I might just drop anchor and stay ashore, give up sailing and take a farm. Yours,right tiddley Aye. Dave


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: Timbrel
Date: 29 Dec 99 - 05:02 PM

Thank you, kind sirs!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: MMario
Date: 29 Dec 99 - 05:01 PM

Timbrel - don't worry about it....we charge everything to Bert's Visa account anyway. He's got a symolian card.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: JenEllen
Date: 29 Dec 99 - 05:00 PM

I'll share your blanket Dave, as soon as you get the "essence o'Cleigh" off'n your trousers. How's about a little "Star o' the Bar"?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: Timbrel
Date: 29 Dec 99 - 04:53 PM

Aye, indeed, and the ladies are here. A pint of Guiness for me as well, please, and in fact I'll have a half of Harp while I wait for the pouring to be properly done! Oh dear...it appears I've only a few coppers left in my pocket after this extravagant season...but I'll return the favor, PROMISE I will, and you shall have it back, 3 times over. And I'll help myself to a few of those peanuts, if you would...(free protein!)


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: Mbo
Date: 29 Dec 99 - 04:23 PM

Arrrr, yer right Davey-O! It ain't no fun AYtall to play luve sangs to a bunch o' rowdy blokes. Bring on the ladies!

--Mbo


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Subject: Lyr Add: YE MARINERS ALL / YE MAR'NERS ALL
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 29 Dec 99 - 04:14 PM

Friendly little "bugger" that possum (no pun intended) he seems to like Black Bushmill's so he can't be all bad.

Ye mariners all as ye pass by,
Come in and drink if you are dry,
Come spend my lads your money brisk,
And pop your nose in a jug of this.

Oh mariners all if you've half a crown,
You're welcome all for to sit down,
Come spend my lads your money brisk,
And pop your nose in a jug of this.

Oh tipplers all as you pass by,
Come in and drink if you are dry,
Come in and drink think naught amiss,
And pop your nose in a jug of this.

Oh now I'm old and can scarcely crawl,
Aye a long grey beard and a head that's bald,
Crown my desire, fulfill my bliss,
A pretty girl and a jug of this.

Oh when I'm in my grave and dead,
And all my sorrow are passed and fled,
Transform me then into a fish,
And let me swim in a jug of this...............


Pass the jug boys and where be them lasses?
Yours, Aye. (Looking fer a dance) Dave


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: Mbo
Date: 29 Dec 99 - 02:54 PM

Yo ho ho! I just finished writing a song called "Molly Asthore" and it's going to make it's debut right now! It's a 6/8 waltz-like melody, so anyone who has instruments (including vocal chords)--just join on in! Then I'll wrap up with "Isn't Life Strange"--a beautiful song by The Moody Blues. It makes me want to cry...

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: T in Oklahoma (Okiemockbird)
Date: 29 Dec 99 - 02:00 PM

(comes in singing) Fifteen men turned on by a lovely woman's scent,
yo, ho, ho! and a bottle of crème de menthe.

Leej, are you still tending bar ? Mix me a bloody mary, if so. If you aren't could you at least lead me to the bar so I can mix my own ? The sun on the snow was so bright I can't see in here.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Dec 99 - 01:27 PM

Lookit here Dave me lad....That's no ordinary possum! That's Cleigh O'Possum, a sometime pain in the ass, but full time MUDCAT ICON so have a little respect! Now you're more than welcome to go out and catch one, but if you do I'd suggest something more along these lines instead of pie..........Leej, set me up with a triple Jack and don't give Cleigh anything else to eat, he's still got the runs..........Uh, sorry about your pants there Dave....Just Cleigh saying how much he likes you.........(gawdammit Cleigh, you gotta' stop that)...................

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: MMario
Date: 29 Dec 99 - 12:24 PM

*sniff? sniff?* Who's roasting beef? Is there enough for everyone?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 29 Dec 99 - 12:21 PM

Who started singing "When the Old Dun Cow Caught Fire" Sorry I woke up and flung water on yer mates, (I hope it was water and not beer) scared the hell out of me. Would the owner of this possum, kindly retrieve it before I make "possum pie" out of it. The only thing that'll share my blanket is a pretty lass, or a new bottle. Any Volunteers ladies?? thought not, pass the bottle boys and lets have another song.....Cheers! Aye. Dave


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: MMario
Date: 29 Dec 99 - 10:04 AM

The millenium is coming, Hold onto your hat!
Light a piece of holly, a pudding and a cat
Sing a song (or twenty) while wrestiling in the pit
And watch the lights go out when the Y-2-K bug hits!
I think someone slipped something into my tea'nhoney...


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: JenEllen
Date: 29 Dec 99 - 04:27 AM

Habban Beneath the Stars was lovely...I've finished my pint and now I'm spoiling for a wee rumble. I found the possum, he was rolling in the jello pit with the cat. (The next batch of kitties on that couch are going to look awfully strange) He's agreed to go along with the plan so long as there is a foot-rub in it for him when he gets back. I told him the bloke on the floor would do it when he woke up. Sorry, but there isn't enough protection in the world for ME to do it after what I saw in the jello. Now for the distraction....I'm thinking a rousing "Night the Old Dunn Cow Caught Fire". I'll sneak out to old Knute, unzip the penguin get-up just a wee bit, and give the guy a glimpse of lily white shoulder, then on your first "MACINTYRE" I'll send in the marsupial. Should be smashing. Spaw, get the grin off your chops and do something useful. Write a few verses of "Possum Protruding from My Penguin Pajamas" and I'll be back in time to sing in the chorus. Elle.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: JenEllen
Date: 29 Dec 99 - 02:28 AM

Quick! Guiness and a place by the fire!!!!Just got through having it out with Knute in the parking lot, seems he's been nailing little cleats to the reindeer's hooves in an effort to get better traction for the next go round. Can't have that. Seeing as I'm a lass that's fit for a rumble, what say we talk the possum into covert action? Promise him a few more of the mints from the men's room, and see if he'll slide into Knute's parka for a tango. More Guiness! Ta to Susan for the bathrobe, penguin or not, you cut a dashing figure. Forget the santa bikini dear, leave them something to wonder about. Here's to Knute, and prayers that he's had his shots updated. Elle


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: DonMeixner
Date: 29 Dec 99 - 12:21 AM

Sing it MMario, I'd love to hear it done by someone other than me in place other than the car.

Don


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: MMario
Date: 29 Dec 99 - 12:14 AM

and rumour has it you don't even have to feed him quarters to keep him working....

this place is killing me....too much to learn and not enough time to do it!!!!! If DonM drops by, give him a round on me....but warn him, he's gonna end up having to listen to me sing since he posted The Mother's Kiss....

MMario


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: katlaughing
Date: 29 Dec 99 - 12:09 AM

Yeah, right...with MAGIC FINGERS!!!!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: DougR
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 11:59 PM

Big Mick! I'm delighted you're still alive and kicking! Fear not, I've only improved the Fair Maid's circulation with my sensous massaging techniques. And Susan A-R, you will never have to wait in line for my services. Sidle on up here and prepare yourself. Big Mick is here and he won't abide my laying a hand or hands on Alison from this point on. He's TERRIBLY jealous! Don't know why. I'm just an old guy ...

DougR


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: Big Mick
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 10:28 PM

The door flies open and the biggest damn Mick in the village comes in, snow covered and kicking the ice of his boots. His mustache and beard are filled with ice crystals and he stands his cross country skis in the corner..........AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH........nothing like a cruise around the Hidden Lake trail to get the blood moving........and speaking of blood moving, who are these faux layabouts that are rubbing THE FAIR ONE'S feet and shoulders. Perhaps we need to go for a walk and discuss this...........what THE FAIR ONE?..........OK,OK, put the griddle down, he can finish....Yes, Yes, I know that if I had been in here taking care of business then I could have been.......shit, DougR, please continue on.........huh?......get in the traces?????........Now you know that I would do almost anything for you, but I saw that Koko is going to be behind me........The griddle?.......I am deathly afraid of an Irishwoman under full sail with a griddle in her hand, but it will take a pistol to get me in those traces with Koko....FAIR ONE, where the hell did you get that pistol???????????..........shit, I want to go back to the Castle............


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: Susan A-R
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 10:21 PM

Ah, same old tavern. Nice fire, nice music, nice neat whiskey. Mmmm, my kind of place, and lots of nifty Catters here too. Say Doug R, how long is the line? Oh and Llanfair and BB, I've brought a couple pairs of fuzzy slippers and a few walking sleeping bag bathrobes (someone gave me one for Christmas, and it's great. I look like a penguin in it, but I don't care, it's warm and at this time of year, that is a priority.) Oh, and I've brought a few Kahlua Chocolate Chip cookies, and some Spinach tiropitas (I know, it isn't steak and kidney pie, but I have a reputation to maintain out there)

Now for that neat whiskey and a nice spot at the end of the massage line. Oh, and I'd love to sing Seven Bridges Road if anyone is up for a bit of harmony on that one.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 09:28 PM

Caitrin, wherefor art thou! I need someone to banter with who knows what I'm talking about!

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: DougR
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 09:04 PM

Is Big Mick sick or something? I can't imagine him standing placidly by while The Fair Alison receives so much attention from Mudcatters (even though their intentions may be as pure as the drifted snow as mine are) without charging in with a big club!

Mick? Are you okay?

DougR


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: DougR
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 08:48 PM

Spaw! Tend that possom! He's getting out of hand (and into regions he shouldn't explore?) Alison: Don't you worry about the foot massage. As several Mudcatters of the female gender can attest to, I am an EXPERT when it comes to feet too! Just relax. The best is yet to come!

DougR


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: TerriM
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 08:42 PM

Right then,lads, if someone would just remove the possum from where he has attached himself ( which is not at all the sort of area a well-bred young mammal should be) I will be reaching into my pockets for the next round, what's it to be?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 07:54 PM

Mbo, did you say something about once upon a time beneath the stars? I just feel sooooo relaxed ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Oy, my body is in ecstasy. You guys are the best!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

BB


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 07:35 PM

Ahhh...British Isles Richards. Folks always think that my last name has some sort of BI connection, but my Richards relatives were German. I read in a book about German immigration that "Richards" was often an Ellis Island change for the name "Reichartz." It's sad, no one knows when they came over, exactly where they were from, or what their original name was. But music can create relatives sometimes stronger than blood! Let's play! Where was I? Oh yes. "In Habbanan, beneath the stars, where all roads end, however long..." Is this working, Bonnie?

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: alison
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 07:28 PM

you rest away Banjo Bonnie... I've got Doug working on my shoulders and hopefully who ever is doing the feet massage will do mine soon.... I'm not moving anywhere in the near future.......


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: DougR
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 07:24 PM

Mbo: 'Faid not, MBO, my Richards line ended up in Texas after landing in Boston, MA from Ireland, then on to Alabama, Tennessee and finally Texas. I thought, too, there might be some connection since we both have an affinity for folk music.

DougR


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 06:57 PM

How about one of mine own? "Habbanan Beneath The Stars" was a favorite of my Composition Class teacher, and is purported to have a quieting effect on people. Let me get at that guitar again...

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: katlaughing
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 06:41 PM

Spaw! Hey, Sssssppppaaaaawwww!!!! I am over here!!

Sheesh, ya got those dark glasses on again!?? Wot's a Kat gotta do to git yer attenshun!??

There, there, Bonnie, darlin', just rest here a bit, I'll have ole LeeJ mix you up a power shake with lots of berries, rice milk, protein powder, and some cracked ice. It won't put hair on yer chest, but it'll get yer blood sugar going and perk ya right up there, sweetie. LeeJ, if ya would, please?? We got a young-un here what needs a little pampering.

How 'bout singing something calm and quiet now for a few minutes, phoaks?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: Dave Swan
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 05:33 PM

Catspaw, has that damn possum of yours been in the men's room again, eating those great big mints ?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 05:15 PM

Mama Kat, I feel burned out. Does LeeJ make anything spiked with spirulina? I hope Alison doesn't mind if I put my head down on her lap and nap for a bit.
Catspaw, why is Cleigh, always so wet.

BB


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 05:08 PM

Holy rusted tanktraps and exploding bangoleers,PT! I can't believe you'd set poor little bikini-clad Alice down in the middle of Omaha Beach... Saving Private Flynn indeed!"Look out,Hans! Zey are using zee most powerful zecret veapon in zer arsenal...a half-naked voman from Montana! Vot is next? A giant Union Organizer in a thong?!?"

Catspaw,can you not keep that possum from eating everybody's peanuts? He's got a practically full bowl of crickets over in the corner. I swear, if that varmint wasn't a Holy Mudcat Icon I'd kick his little musical butt outta here.

Somebody give me a hand with these Millennium Eve decorations. Oh, and RTS... we'll need a couple trucks of Guinness and Jello in case the grid goes down.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 04:23 PM

Whoa! Sorry missed it on the other thread! Doug, my last name is Richards, and I'm from (a relative term) Jacksonville, North Carolina. As a former military brat (as of this year) I've been everywhere, but since my mother & father and 98.5% of both families are from Philadelphia, PA, I consider Philly my home. And we got a rocking hockey team this year! Are you possibly a descendant of the Pennsylvania coalminer Richards too? :}

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 03:51 PM

Did somebody mention foot massage???!!! Now I'm feeling warm all over- sure, I'll join in on "All for me grog", tho' my capacity for harmony is getting a little shaky with each passing round (thanks, Bert- or 'Spaw, rather!) BTW, 'Spaw, as one old-and-married to another, as my sweet old Auntie-in-law Mame (really!) always sez, "Just because you're on a diet, don't mean you can't look at the menu!"


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: paddymac
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 03:43 PM

Did I hear mention of sloe gin? A long time ago, in a galaxy far away, on the ice planet Hoth.... well, actually it was january in Korea, and we were up to our arses in snow, living in tiny two man tents and surviving on left-over WW II C rations. The item in the rats that we could always bargain for was powdered hot chocolate. But even that, after a time, lost its appeal. Then one day, I managed to acquire a bottle of a locally produced nectar said to be sloe gin, or a least an honestly attempted facsimile thereof. Awful tasting stuff. But with a bit of ingenuity, necessity the mother of invention, and all that, I discovered that the stuff made a marvelous addition to hot chocolate. It results in a concoction that tastes a great deal like chocolate covered cherries, with a suggestion of raspberry in there as well. Under the circumstances, it was heaven-sent and absolutely delicious. To this day, I find it thoroughly enjoyable on those cold, cold nights, and at any other winter-time gathering of decent folk, especially where there's at least the prospect of snuggling against the chill. Hmmmmmmm! Delicious!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: MMario
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 03:16 PM

Mbo - I'd sing "all for me grog" but my Christmas Cold has my range down to about one croak and a gargle...and those are both off key...(more off then normal, I mean) I lost my upper range Christmas eve, and the rest of it has disappeared in the days since. Hoping they will recover SOON....[\xx xx/] see? all fingers crossed on both hands!

Sorry Cleigh, Dido didn't come out today...she muttered something about "gonna sleep 'till spring" and "only stone waterspouts should go out in weather like this"


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 03:14 PM

Thanks Peter....All proceeds from the sale of this fine work go to the worthy and needy beneficiaries of "Catspaw Industries Benevolent Fund"...a non-profit organization, unfortunately. A list of all recipients of this largesse is available and all reside in Bremen, Ohio.

Its great to have friends as whacked as yourself.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 03:00 PM

Ya know Dougie, I think Allison (Animaterra) with 2ll's could maybe get off on one of your foot massage thingys......and while we're waiting Allison, how about I sit down here with you and you can tell me about how the school year and your group and your son are all doing and we can watch El Swanno's Reindeer Races.......didja see where bassen has once again proven truth is stranger than fiction..............Hey Leej, bring Allison and I another round on Bert......say what?......well hell man just get ANOTHER extension on his limit........I gotta' think of everything?.........Hey Cleigh, I don't think Allison needs your possum butt on that outfit she's wearing..go play with the flamingos until Mario shows up with Dido.....damn possum trying to beat my time here............nah, I'm just enjoying your company Allison.....too old and too married, but you are one of my favorite 'Catters........Which makes me think what a great place this is and how many fine friends we have here, know what I mean............ah, another year, century, millennium....I dunno what to think sometimes...........'Course right now I think that El Swanno shouldn't have fed his team that cabbage slop he made up.....Hey Leej, make sure El Swanno washes up before he comes in here! He's really a mess.......I can hardly wait to see what's next................Hey bassen, I think I see Garg coming down the path for the races...go ahead and try the brick trick on him...worked before.......never saw a man suck up 39 gallons of water in 3 seconds .......might make him tha dark horse winner in the races...................Where's Skiff?....Supplies are gettin' low here...he's bringin' the Y2K staples in a tanker....................Beebs, another round for us over here please and tell Doug to get his carcass in gear too....hit him with one of those shellfish things.........ya'know, she's got one whale of an arm on her....the other day I just casually mentioned David and ..(THWING)....YEEOOWW....Stop it Beebs, or should I call you Toots?...(THWAP)....ENOUGH ALREADY!!! Just bring the drinks..............geeziz.........Maybe Kat and WW the MB will be in soon and join us.....and where the hell is Seed?...................

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: Alice
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 02:46 PM

Ahem, um, well... thanks very much Peter, but I was thinking more along the lines of this BEACH

alice


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: DougR
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 02:38 PM

Looks like Peter T will go to any length to get Alice into a binini, don't it? Well why not? I'll slather some of this suntan oil on you and you can have a go at it Alice! I KNOW, Peter T., YOU want to apply the suntan oil, but that's a job for an old man!

DougR


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: Peter T.
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 02:33 PM

Here you go, the latest door from Catspaw Industries (Can, Ltd.)! Be sure and wear heavy, heavy sunscreen.DOOR TO BEACH!!
yours, Peter T.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: DougR
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 02:22 PM

ALICE! I GOT TONS OF SUN TAN OIL! Come on over here and sit down by Alison. You're next!

DougR


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: Alice
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 02:18 PM

Well, Doug, save the WD40 for the hinges on that door. I need some suntan lotion rubbed into these pale shoulders. A bikini in December... well, ok, I'm game, but I need to get out to whichever door leads to the BEACH!!

-alice


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: DougR
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 02:07 PM

Lonesome L.J.: Another Guinness will do fine thank you. I got a job to do! The Fair Alison's back and shoulders is all knotted up and it's Doug to the rescue! Drat! Where did I put that WD40!!!??? If big old Mick comes nosing around Alison, I'll give him a shot of WD40! That ought to slow him down a bit.

bbc, my love, where art thou? And Miss Alice from the Big Sky country? Long as I got the WD40 out ...

DougR


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern (Some Number, Who Knows?)
From: Mbo
Date: 28 Dec 99 - 01:43 PM

Can I interest anyone in singing "All For Me Grog"?

--Mbo


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