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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Donuel 13 Feb 20 - 06:52 AM
keberoxu 12 Feb 20 - 11:22 PM
Rapparee 12 Feb 20 - 09:17 PM
Rapparee 11 Feb 20 - 10:35 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 11 Feb 20 - 07:39 PM
Rapparee 11 Feb 20 - 05:59 PM
Donuel 11 Feb 20 - 04:01 PM
Stilly River Sage 11 Feb 20 - 03:51 PM
Donuel 11 Feb 20 - 11:34 AM
Rapparee 11 Feb 20 - 08:26 AM
Donuel 11 Feb 20 - 08:20 AM
Donuel 10 Feb 20 - 07:10 PM
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Rapparee 10 Feb 20 - 01:58 PM
Donuel 09 Feb 20 - 03:24 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 09 Feb 20 - 11:35 AM
Donuel 09 Feb 20 - 09:47 AM
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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Feb 20 - 06:52 AM

A least those are legal isotopes.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 12 Feb 20 - 11:22 PM

Did GLUON do this in order to
glow in the dark?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Feb 20 - 09:17 PM

Gluon just ate my ENTIRE stock of Uranium 235! And half the Plutonium 239!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Feb 20 - 10:35 PM

I don't buy dog food (except for Gluon). Perhaps I'm cheap, or perhaps I think that scraps are good enough. Or perhpars it's because I don't have pets.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Feb 20 - 07:39 PM

Dog food companies go to great lengths to make their products sound appetizing to dog owners, as if a dog really cares whether its food tastes like filet mignon or plain old hamburger. Why not make dog food in flavors humans wouldn't care for but dogs really like? Like cat poop or deer guts.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Feb 20 - 05:59 PM

Ever hear of a fecal transplant? Perhaps the pup is actually trying to right something that's wrong.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Feb 20 - 04:01 PM

Pro biotic poop. What a novel idea. At CVS I can buy pro biotic candy.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Feb 20 - 03:51 PM

I have a poop-eating puppy who positively bounds across the yard when she spots the old Lab taking a dump. And she's the cutest most charismatic DESTRUCTIVE dog I've ever owned. Who I rarely accept kisses from (only if she has been in the house for hours and had time for her breath to clear an a few drinks of water for dilution). To put the poop-eating vultures into perspective. It seems to be a critter Thing.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Feb 20 - 11:34 AM

I thought the quilted gown was gorgeous.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Feb 20 - 08:26 AM

The vultures were probably feasting on undigested bits that that cows ate and passed. Other birds do that as well.

Yes, we made it to the "Academy Awards." Mom embarrassed herself (and me) first by the dress she wore (left over from her 1919 prom but "repurposed" with various slits added and "modesty panels" removed), drinking what was on other people's tables when the waiters refused to serve her more drinks, and kicking and screaming when security was forced to remove her. There were damages from the last and I do hope that the kicks and blows she gave to the security people don't cause lasting damage but I am afraid that she's in for a bit of a jail spell. Calling "GLUON! GLUON! HELP!" didn't help her, but the screams of "What's humping my leg?" only added to the confusion.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Feb 20 - 08:20 AM

BWL maybe you should have gotten out and picked some mushrooms too.
The ones that grow on cow flops are decent but not Amazonian grade.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Feb 20 - 07:10 PM

Rap you already have the lifetime achievment award for being mom's favorite so with all due respect you never need to feel insecure that a competition could ever possibly exist. It was good to see you both made it to the Oscars this year.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Feb 20 - 05:00 PM

I drove by a cow pasture today and there were at least two dozen black vultures hopping around on the ground near the fence. I slowed to see what was happening, figuring some critter had been hit by a car and made it under the fence and into the pasture before expiring. But no! The vultures were snacking on cow pies!

I suppose that those particular cow flops smelled like something buzzards like to eat. In other words, something dead and rotten.

I just thought Mom might like to know that bovine shit is so enticing that even buzzards partake of it upon occasion.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Feb 20 - 01:58 PM

Hi, Mom, from your favorite kid. What's up?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Feb 20 - 03:24 PM

I think were covered, they are too busy with Nazis and Putin and Trump.

hmm. Nazis and Putin and Trump sounds like 'Lions and Tigers and Bears

Oh My
'


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Feb 20 - 11:35 AM

A public service jingle to the tune of "The Colonel Bogey March"


Bush meat is really bad to eat.
Monkey or chimp or parakeet.
Jesus! It spreads diseases!
So take your bush meat,
And throw it away!



Maybe this show of public concern will get the Feebs off Mudcat's back re the Kavanaugh thing.

Or maybe not.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Feb 20 - 09:47 AM

I need a favor though...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Feb 20 - 09:40 AM

JEEZ LOUISE ! Mudcat.org is already on the FBI's radar thanks to bb and friends informing them of a Cavanaugh threat mudcat post, now this?

What were you thinking, don't you know that the NSA already has a copy and the Smithsonian mirrors mudcat on their site??

ONE MUST NOT EAT
INFECTED MEAT

LETS HOPE THEY SEE THIS AND NOT THE OTHER STUFF


We should put Gulliani on this to cover the trail.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Feb 20 - 10:22 PM

Um, ah, nope. Nothing. Nada. Didn't mean a thing, not at all. Forget you ever saw it, okay?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Feb 20 - 05:59 PM

I noticed you guys started talking about infectious bush meat prior to the announcment of the pandemic threat.
Is there some significance to this?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Feb 20 - 02:27 PM

The owner's name is important in case you have to call the dogcatcher or someone. Otherwise, off to the pound he goes!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Feb 20 - 12:12 PM

By the way, did you notice the totally non-proprietary I-don't-claim-the-son-of-a-bitch way in which I referred to Matt Gaetz as "our congressional district's congressman" instead of "our congressman" or, God forbid, "my congressman"?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Feb 20 - 11:04 AM

Those monkeys are in northeast Florida, in the Jacksonville area, 350 miles east of here.

But, if they ever attempt to invade northwest Florida, there's already a plan in place for controlling them. Our congressional district's congressman, rabid Trumpist Matt Gaetz, will simply inform his supporters that the monkeys are Democrats, and they'll all be bush meat before they hit the Walton County line.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Feb 20 - 10:07 AM

Florida!!! BEWARE, BEE-DUB!!!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Feb 20 - 09:08 AM

The ships have docked and the show is canceled {^I


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Feb 20 - 08:44 PM

Gilligans Island II will have thousands of Thurgoods, lots of Gingers and Marie Anns but relativly few Professsors.
Skipper: Brian Dennehy but then posthumously is replaced by the Rock
Gilligan: Chris Rock

Short term plots will involve extravagent 'Thurgood' requests, hijinx and escape attempts

The long term plot is uplifting in that after a year, people with natural immunity will be easily identified and used for vaccines.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Feb 20 - 08:39 PM

Mom!

I've figured out what's going on with Betelgeuse! It's Gluon!

Gluon is* on vacation in the Betelgeuse neighborhood and has met and is attempting to mate with a dogduck! A dogduck, of course, is the antiparticle to a duckdog. Their attempts at mating are releasing huge numbers of photons and anti-photons which are producing the variances in Betelgeuse's observed brightness. If their mating is successful, the resulting pressure wave from the matter/antimatter annihilation will result in the destruction of the entire constellation of Orion!

After a few million years, the remnants of Orion will coalesce into a new constellation known as Anas Canis (Duck Dog) in our universe and Canis Anas (Dog Duck) in whatever universe the dogduck came from.

* When we say "is", please bear in mind that Betelgeuse is some 700 light years from earth. Since Gluon transcends time and space he/she is there both right now and 700 years ago at the same time. Otherwise, we'd have to wait 700 years to see the resulting super-duper-nova. Gluon can get around the confines of relativity, but light cannot.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Feb 20 - 07:17 PM

I don't have coronavirus and you'll never catch me on a cruise ship, but I'm willing to quarantine myself on a nice sportfisherman for a couple of weeks.

Of course, it is February so the fishing in the northern Gulf of Mexico is dead, meaning the quarantining would have to be done further south. Like Key West, Jamaica, Belize....


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Feb 20 - 06:39 PM

What shall we do with coronavirus
What shall we do with coronavirus
What shall we do with coronavirus early in the morning?

Quarantine everyone 'til it's over
Quarantine everyone 'til it's over
Quarantine everyone 'til it's over early in the morning!

Or maybe

It's advertised in Boston, New York, and Buffalo
Three thousand hearty virus re-search-ers researching for to go
Singin' test vaccines in the mornin'
Test vaccines hi-ho!
Put away your lab glassware and stow, boys, stow!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Feb 20 - 05:40 PM

One of the writers was fired for telling the story from the virus' pov


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Feb 20 - 05:08 PM

Apocolypse Calypso?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Feb 20 - 05:06 PM

Titles for the reality show are not yet greenlighted;

The mask and Glove boat, is waiting to take you away...

Take my hand Im a victim in paradise
the dining's nice, as they take me away...

Lost fantasy survivor Island

We should start writting folk songs now; May the Ship's cook,
be uninfected, in our galley, by and by ...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Feb 20 - 04:07 PM

With the large fleet of luxury cruise ships currently banned from docking at any port due to corona virus infected passengers, It has been suggested they should all tie up together and form an artificial floating island. Logisticaly it would simplify delivering supplies.
Burial at sea is in the testing phase to determine effects on sea life and mammals.
Euphemisticly we might call it Gilligans Island and plans to start filming a zany reality show about their trials, tribulations and novel inventions, are underway.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Feb 20 - 07:30 PM

My current 6 cyl car goes 30 mph faster than a 2005 10 cyl viper engine 8.3 liter Dodge SRT 10 pick up, with or without a 200 lb load of manure wrapped in rich corinthean leather.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Feb 20 - 07:09 PM

I had two F-100 pickups, a '64 and a '77. Both had straight sixes, three-speed column shifters, and enough room under the hood to pitch a tent. But neither had rich Corinthian leather upholstery! In fact, I'm not sure the '64 had any upholstery at all. It had seats, but what was on top of those seats might well have been a dog's blanket that the dog threw out.

That truck had rather high ladder racks on it that once caused it to get stuck in a parking garage. I had to let about half the air out of the tires to get it unstuck.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Feb 20 - 12:10 PM

Funny; I was talking to a guy at Petsmart the other day about pickup trucks. He had an old one that turned out to be only 1993. I had a 1980 three-in-the-tree F100 I finally sold in about 1997. As he remarked - it had a great straight six - around which I had always thought there was enough room under the hood to store luggage (if it had been enclosed in a way to keep it in).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Feb 20 - 09:53 AM

I suppose it had to be Corinthian leather. Doric or Ionic leather would be too plain and boring to use in a genuine luxury sedan.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Feb 20 - 08:58 AM

You mean that Paul's Letters to the Corinthians were a marketing ploy?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Feb 20 - 07:10 AM

--KHAN--!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Feb 20 - 07:09 AM

Ricardo Montobahn sold the hell out of that vinyl.

Those flat six engines could go a million miles with 4 new transmissions.

Ricardo played a great villain on the original Star Trek


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Feb 20 - 12:23 AM

Corinthian leather
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Corinthian leather is a term coined by the advertising agency Bozell to describe the upholstery used in certain Chrysler luxury vehicles. The term first appeared in advertising in 1974. Although this is merely a marketing concept, it suggests that the term—not the product—was inspired from the more elaborate and impressive ancient Greek column of the Corinthian order.

While the term was first used during the marketing campaign for the 1974 Imperial LeBaron, it is usually associated with the marketing campaign beginning with the 1975 Cordoba and that campaign's celebrity spokesperson, Ricardo Montalbán, who described the thickly-cushioned luxury of seats "available even in fine (alternately, "soft" or "rich") Corinthian leather".

Much of the leather used in Chrysler vehicles during the era originated from a supplier located outside Newark, New Jersey.

Some sources say the term refers to the combination of leather seating surfaces and vinyl seat sides. However, most cars worldwide with "leather upholstery" have matching color vinyl seat bases and often the rear faces of the front seats, the head rests, and the door facings. The standard term in period car catalogs was "leather with vinyl", and sometimes "leather seat facings". When Montalbán was asked by David Letterman on Late Night with David Letterman what the term meant, the actor cheerfully admitted that the term meant nothing.


You mean rich Corinthian leather was a lie? A fabrication? A big bucket of marketing bullshit?

No wonder the subject seems so at home here on the MOAB.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Feb 20 - 11:34 PM

Was it the Volaré that had rich Corinthian leather? I only ask because I had an Aspen, which was essentially the same car but with a Dodge badge instead of Plymouth. It only had rich Corinthian vinyl.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Feb 20 - 08:52 PM

Eww
Volare' has skin like rich corinthean leather.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Feb 20 - 08:23 PM

Keb, it's just that no threads received their last posts on Feb. 3rd. They've all been refreshed today because they're just so damned interesting.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 05 Feb 20 - 07:39 PM

MOM,
how come we can see three days of music threads
but only a day or two of BS threads?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Feb 20 - 05:30 PM

It wasn't Aspen. It was Volaré.

But it's an understandable error. You can only tell the difference in the closeups.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Feb 20 - 05:23 PM

I too went to a single NFL game but it was the Browns.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Feb 20 - 04:09 PM

Mercedes may be pregnant by Aspen who is much older and is married to Porshe.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Feb 20 - 03:48 PM

By the way, the real reason the Kansas City Chiefs won the Super Bowl is that I brought them good luck by attending one of their games (the only football game of any kind I've attended since graduating from high school). It happened thirty-five years ago. It just took a few years for the good luck to completely consolidate.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Feb 20 - 03:34 PM

Mercedes of 'As The World Turns' has been feeling out of sorts.


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