Lyr Req: parody of Delilah (Tom Jones)

Subject: alternative lyrics to Delilah
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Date: 03 May 00 - 04:36 PM

i recently heard at newcastle falcons rugby club a song that was sung to the tune of Tom Jones's Delilah.Unfortunately as i was completely bladdered at the time i cannot remember the words.It was all about some bloke who had a 84 year grandmother who was a whore,part of the lyrics being:eighty four,an octagenarian whore,forgive me grandmother i just couldn't wait anymore

any help would be greatly appreciated.

Subject: RE: alternative lyrics to Delilah
From: GUEST,Paul Burke
Date: 03 May 00 - 06:30 PM

can't help with that, but try this:

I saw the light of her bike as she rode past my window She was so drunk that she fell in a heap on the floor She lay there laughing.. I kicked her right in the crutch, and she laughed no more

Then she burst my Lilo Oh no, not my Lilo How could she have done this thing to me She's burst my Lilo and now I must sleep on the floor