DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 25 Aug 00 - 12:37 AM

Seamus Kennedy, you made me have to go look up double-dactyls in my dictionary.

Anyway, I didn't write it (wish I had, though) ; )

Tyrannosaurus was a beast
that had no friends, to say the least.
It ruled the ancient out-of-doors,
and slaughtered other dinosaurs.

I stole that one too.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 25 Aug 00 - 12:21 AM

Wow! Look at those double-dactyls on CarolC! All the best,
Seamus

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 11:21 PM

*sitting on my hands, else they type MANY limericks*

ohh...stop...(right hand working it's way free!!)no..stop! too late!!!!!!!!!

Titian, while mixing rose-madder,
Had a model pose nude on a ladder.
The position, to Titian,
Suggested coition
So he climbed up the ladder and had 'er.

*spanking hand*..."Bad hand! Bad!!!"

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 10:11 PM

Ha! Ha! Good one, Brendy.

In this incarnation I am unquestionably male. If you go to the Mudcat resources section, you can see some photos, old and new.

Along Brendy's implied line of thinking, I do believe that all human beings are both male and female in a spiritual sense, but in a physical sense they are generally either one or the other. Fortunately. Life can be confusing enough as it is. I also believe that the shadow side of every male is the hidden female aspect within him, and vice versa for females. The fact is, we are all One.

I have an old friend in Orillia who is nicknamed Mary Mac. How about that?

I will put the "Jesus Was Not A Christian" lyrics on tomorrow sometime, okay?

See ya.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Brendy
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 09:51 PM

I think he could debate that one with you, Mary. *BG*

B.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Marymac90
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 09:48 PM

Little Hawk,

I loved the verse of the song about Jesus that you put in that other thread about JC. You indicated there was more of your song, and the rest was more pointed than what you wrote there-great! Will you share it all with us?

BTW-I'd be interested in knowing what gender you are, if you'd care to indicate that as well.

Marymac

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 09:09 PM

There once was a maid from Nantucket
Who liked making love in a bucket
When the men asked her why
She said "Listen here, guy
Either you do it my way or...(you finish it)

You could fit at least 2000 hamsters in your average hampster...but they wouldn't be happy hamsters, would they?

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: GUEST,yum yum
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 08:52 PM

There was a young man from DunDee Got stung on the neck by a --(wasp) when askedif it hurt, he said, not at all, in fact it can do it again.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Troll
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 05:21 PM

Why? It's easier to leave 'em on the floor. I mean stuffing snotty clothes into a poor little inoffensive furry beady-eyed....what were we talking about?

Coming nurse! Medication time already?

troll

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: annamill
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 05:01 PM

I always put my dirty clothes with snots on 'em in the hampster ;-)

Great thread!

L.,A.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Mbo
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 03:47 PM

Don't know Ben! She hasn't mailed the letter yet!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Benjamin
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 03:25 PM

So Mbo,

How's Lisa?

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 02:50 PM

Whoops. Forgot to put in the "break" symbol on those 2 limericks I posted...sorry.

What is this "hampster" stuff? The word is "hamster" isn't it? I think a hampster would have to be a hamster from Hampstead.

Pedantic grammar nazis of the world, take note!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: hesperis
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 02:50 PM

You know, I think snot on the piano keys would be worse than snot on clothes.
Clothes you can just throw in the wash.
Speaking of which...

Gotta go!

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 02:43 PM

Guest Nebulus,

I don't have a hampster. Just spiders.

Higgledy Piggledy
Vladimir Horowitz
Played the piano
While picking his nose

Psychoanalysis
Failed to dissuade him
As quick or as well
As the snot on his clothes

There

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 02:25 PM

I am known around here as "the song doctor". Just ask Mike Latter. I suggest the following revisions to your limerick:

There was a young maid from Devizes
Who had breasts of quite differing sizes
One was really quite small, almost nothing at all
While the other so large it won prizes

Then there's this one....

A Chinese bricklayer named Fong
Had a "tool" so incredibly long
A professor named Blake mistook it for a snake
Now it's in a glass case in Hong Kong

Maybe we should launch a limerick thread...

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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 02:16 PM

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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: GUEST,Sara
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 02:14 PM

To Annamill, How about placing Devizes (a town in Wiltshire England) at the end of the first line.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Midchuck
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 02:01 PM

Will if I want to! Phhhhhhht!

Peter.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: annamill
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 01:30 PM

There was a young lady from (Nices??)
That had breasts of two different sizes
One was small, nothing at all
The other was large and won prizes

I can post anywhere I damn please.

Sorry I just read the Pete Seeger HUAC thread ;-) Feeling kinda rebelious.

Love, annamill (justdontsoundrightdoesitbutitis)

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: GUEST,yum yum
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 12:43 PM

Yes please, those threads get caught in your teeth.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: hesperis
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 12:42 PM

This is fun.

Anyone want some lemonade with those cookies?

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: GUEST,yum yum
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 12:31 PM

I supose it's better than eating your words.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 10:27 AM

thosp - you sure have a way with words.

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: GUEST,Les Nebulous
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 10:03 AM

Did the hampster eat part of your cookie too, Carol?

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 03:58 AM

Is it possible to have only part of a cookie? Sometimes when I get into the mudcat, I can access my personal pages but when I go to post something, my name isn't there.

Just wondering

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: thosp
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 02:31 AM

Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: hesperis
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 02:24 AM

(Figures it would be you!)

Sorry. Self-control? Nonexistent.
Good taste? I don't know, ask my hamster. She mistook me for food once. (In her defense, I ate cinnamon cookies and hadn't washed my hands before picking her up.)

I'm trying to think of something brilliant to say now, but I think I've had it for the night.

Wandering off humming "Crown of Summer" and occasionally walking through invisible gates into worlds I have known before...

Subject: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 01:53 AM

This is an experiment. Some of you have complained that you start off a brilliant thread...and then NOBODY, and I do mean NOBODY bothers to post to it, and it dies an ignominious death.

Well, here we have a thread that is anything but brilliant. It's simply tedious, and essentially valueless.

I want to see how much self-control you mudcatters have. Show your good taste and self-control by NOT posting to this thread, and it will die the early death it so richly deserves.

I was going to tell you to 'Sod Off' Little Hawk, but the last time I said that to someone, it was taken way too seriously and I got umpteen PMs about it. So have fun, I bet you get a LOT of response to this.

Bert.