Twas the night AFTER mudcat Xmas....

Subject: Twas the night AFTER mudcat Xmas....
From: InOBU
Date: 27 Dec 00 - 06:43 PM

Twas the night after Chrstmas
Each holding his head
and nudging each other,
to make sure they ain't dead.
the dishes where piled in sink
without care,
In hopes that some clean fettishist
soon would be there...

Carry on all...
Larry

Subject: RE: Twas the night AFTER mudcat Xmas....
From: katlaughing
Date: 27 Dec 00 - 06:56 PM

The cats were a lump
Full of turkey and more
The dog, done playing,
Collapsed on the floor
Just as we chose to repose, what is this?
A'groaning full 'Catter whom Christmas didn't miss!

Subject: RE: Twas the night AFTER mudcat Xmas....
From: Clifton53
Date: 27 Dec 00 - 06:59 PM

All the lums reeking
Covered with soot,
I stumble inside
Dog shite on me boot,
Stomach a quiver,
My head all a bob
Walk up to my kid
" This is your bloody job"

Cleftover

Subject: RE: Twas the night AFTER mudcat Xmas....
From: Gypsy
Date: 27 Dec 00 - 11:12 PM

The strings, they were shiny
the picks, they were new

Subject: RE: Twas the night AFTER mudcat Xmas....
From: Jimmy C
Date: 28 Dec 00 - 12:51 AM

Then my peace it was broken
By a terrible clatter
I ran out to the porch
To see what was the matter
And there on the steps With a bottle of gin
Swayed a drunken mudcatter
Saying "please let me in"
I glared and said "Sir"
"Please keep your voice still,
For shortly the sun will peep over the hill,
How dare you disturb us
At this dreadful hour"
He smiled and kept singing
The old " Wildwood Flower"

Subject: RE: Twas the night AFTER mudcat Xmas....
From: katlaughing
Date: 28 Dec 00 - 01:43 AM

Bravo, Jimmy! Well done!

Subject: RE: Twas the night AFTER mudcat Xmas....
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 28 Dec 00 - 02:15 AM

On Catspaw! On PJ! On Katlaughing! On EJ!

Subject: RE: Twas the night AFTER mudcat Xmas....
From: Jacob B
Date: 28 Dec 00 - 09:29 AM

He kept up his singing
And as the sun broke
He started an argument
About "What is Folk?"

Subject: RE: Twas the night AFTER mudcat Xmas....
From: katlaughing
Date: 28 Dec 00 - 10:13 AM

What's that you say?
Which phoaker is that
Who dares to utter such words?
Why everyone knows
It's as plain as yer nose
Folk's a gazillion and one
different verse (s)!

Subject: RE: Twas the night AFTER mudcat Xmas....
From: InOBU
Date: 28 Dec 00 - 11:00 AM

Then into the kitchen, to fry up the eggs,
to fry up the bacon and rashers, and a couple of kegs
were opened for a hair of the dog
and into the warm ash we threw a fresh log
Now, tea for Larry, and coffie for troll
and for our dear kat a warmed over egg roll
Then a little sushie for those who like raw
and a heep of beans were shoveled into ol'Spaw...

Oh oh, what have I started with the beans????
Larry

Subject: RE: Twas the night AFTER mudcat Xmas....
From: Jacob B
Date: 28 Dec 00 - 11:16 AM

He took two Permathreads out of his packs
And I realized it must be our dear old Saint Max

Subject: RE: Twas the night AFTER mudcat Xmas....
From: Dharmabum
Date: 28 Dec 00 - 09:58 PM

Then quick as a wink
St.Max went to town
Said"This time I'll fix 'er"
"Before she goes down"
He sat at the keyboard
And with swift lightning speed
Had the site up & running
For all catters to read

DB.

Subject: RE: Twas the night AFTER mudcat Xmas....
From: Sorcha
Date: 28 Dec 00 - 10:10 PM

Waiting for New Years, Sorcha said she,
Let' see who's on line on that Day that will be.
The hangovers are legion, and what's it all for,
"Days After" are always just such a bore.

Let's see what the Frenchman, Nostradamus has in his store,
He's always obtuse and so cunningly vauge,
What a wonderful mage he did make.
If no one can get it, he always wins,
For a prophet, ain't that the end?

(sorry, stretching there.........)

Subject: RE: Twas the night AFTER mudcat Xmas....
From: Amergin
Date: 29 Dec 00 - 10:46 AM

There is that young man sitting alone Heart bearing the weight of a stone He sits there drinking to his woes Staring into space outside the window Reliving a year of happiness and pain Knowing what he has lost and gained Sleep stands there beyond his reach Revealing itself in his tearful speech Hunger eludes him, he can barely eat As he slowly begins to accept defeat

Subject: RE: Twas the night AFTER mudcat Xmas....
From: Amergin
Date: 29 Dec 00 - 11:08 AM

shit i forgot line breaks.....

There is that young man sitting alone
Heart bearing the weight of a stone
He sits there drinking to his woes
Staring into space outside the window
Reliving a year of happiness and pain
Knowing what he has lost, what he has gained
Sleep stands there beyond his reach
Revealing itself in his tearful speech
Hunger eludes him, he can barely eat
As he slowly begins to accept defeat

Amergin

Subject: RE: Twas the night AFTER mudcat Xmas....
From: Gypsy
Date: 29 Dec 00 - 03:42 PM

His friends gather round him,
giving courage in the dark

Subject: RE: Twas the night AFTER mudcat Xmas....
From: Mrrzy
Date: 29 Dec 00 - 04:49 PM

And with all that snow
The plugs just won't spark!