BS: Female Orgasm by remote control

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: Bill D
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 01:04 AM

.....hmmmm...since Percy Kilbride is no longer with us...

(if you get THAT one, it shows something about you..)

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: sledge
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 02:53 AM

What would happen if your neighbours TV remote, garage thingy etc operated on the same frequency. Dinner parties, bar b que's could become kind of interesting, lots of emphatic exclaiming??

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 07:46 AM

I fear what knowledge of Bill's Percy Kilbride would mean so I will not commit on the issue except to say that I think he might better be suited for the role of Paw. Sounds like the kind of guy who would have experience in playing the role. That's my 2 cents in the kettle.........now, I'm NOT saying I know him mind you, just giving you my main thought.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: Noreen
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 09:50 AM

Since the thread has crept anyway, a pedant's note... Banzai literally means 10,000 years hence 'long life' -> 'cheers' or 'hurrah'.

But I agree with Sinsull about bonsai being possibly more appropriate in this context...

Noreen

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 10:40 AM

Damn shame Jerry Lewis isn't doing movies anymore, eh Spaw?

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 10:48 AM

No, its not.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: mousethief
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 11:44 AM

This thread still lacks a SONG. Hence , to musicify, I present the following humble offering:

Instant Comin'
tune: Instant Karma (John Lennon)

Instant comin's gonna get you
Gonna knock you off your feet
You hardly recognize your husband
Cos you hardly ever meet
What in the world are you thinking of?
Giving up making love?
What's your husband s'posed to do
When he wants to screw? Yeah, you?

Well we all turn on
But you just click, and you come, and you're done
Yeah we all turn on
On and on and on and on on...

Instant comin's gonna get you
Gonna wipe that smile off your face
You better get yourself together, darlin,
Rejoin the human race!
How on earth are you gonna drive
When the cell-phones give you the jumpin' jive?
And how on earth are you gonna sleep
With the TV remote goin' beep-beep-beep?

Well we all turn on
But you just click, and you come, and you're done Yeah we all turn on
On and on and on and on and on....

Copyright c 2001 Alex E. Riggle. All Rights Reserved.

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: wysiwyg
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 11:50 AM

They say an orgasm is a form of applause, but this remote thing sounds like the sound of one hand clapping.

However, Alex, your song is a delight and I, um, applaud your effort... no I mean I PRAISE it... oh you know what I mean!

Be sure Aine gets this one when she comes back. I mean returns... oh you know what I mean!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: Lyrical Lady
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 12:40 PM

Great Song Alex...my sentiments exactly ....on the other hand... different clicks for different chicks ... whatever works ...works! LL

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 12:48 PM

Cletus has to be played by Johnny Dep - all that boyish innocence with an undercurrent of unbridled sexual awakening and just a touch of insanity due to inbreeding! I spend entirely too much time thinking about Cletus. Need some help here, guys!

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 03:01 PM

All great fun - but a bit frightening if you put it together with this, from the International Herald Tribune, and other papers: High-Tech Helmet, but Will It Help Kids Focus?

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: Katcina
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 03:09 PM

This contraption really sounds like it would be just the thing for long trips alone. It would put an end to having to accost the occasional hitch hiker. Though I must admit if it is truly effective it would make the trips much longer since I dont drive and orgasm at the same time, much too dangerous. Might get a DUO.

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: Hollowfox
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 03:14 PM

I notice that all the people quoted in the first post weem to be male. hmm. Also, if this thing the size of a cigarette case is implanted in a buttock, then I see a huge upswing in the scoliosis market.

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: wysiwyg
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 04:40 PM

(blush) Oh! Is this what McGrath's song "The Blue Clicky Thingy" was supposed to be about?

(THIS IS A MUSIC THREAD, RIGHT?)

And now I get it! The Mudcat Inner Clique!

*g*

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: Katcina
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 06:39 PM

WYSIWYG

I absolutely love your sense of humour! Even if I can't be in the clique I still get to enjoy the jun through your postings!!

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: Gypsy
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 10:35 PM

Mousethief, won't be able to get your lyrics out of my mind for days! wow!

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: GUEST,aeduin
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 10:44 PM

Get it wrong and once again you wouldn't know whether you were coming or going.

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 11 Feb 01 - 12:23 AM

It's the septum pellucidum,Matt. I know you've been wondering. Septum just means "partition", so, yes, there are quite a few, the one in the nose being the most, er, accessible.

Aloha,
Mark

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: wysiwyg
Date: 11 Feb 01 - 12:28 AM

Katcina, trust me-- I am not in the Inner Mudcat Clique! I think once upon a time, for a couple of days, I almost was, but then I sort of plummeted from grace. (And heck! Who needs stinkin' Grace anyhow, that bitch!)

Hey! Let's go on a road trip! Where shall we meet?

Sigh... forgot, I have too many pressing responsibilities on the Martian invasion thing. Oh yeah. We're having ourselves a time on that thread. I won't tell anyone over there you're one of us. (Yer new in these parts and far too sophisticated to be a F***ing Earth Person.) So you can do some damage! (Shhhh!!!! It's not cool to go over there, so... tippytoe...)

THEN (bwah-hahahahhhh!!!) AFTER we take earth from The Cursed Earth People and subjugate their puny carbon-based culture.... hahahahahahhhhhHAH! THEN we take the road trip to survey our domain!

~ Communication Yeomonster ()*%^:><{})_!@#&%^&, AKA WYSIWYG

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: Katcina
Date: 11 Feb 01 - 01:29 AM

WYSIWYG, I have a cherry '86 trubo600 convertible and aways wanted to pull a "Thelma and Louise"; care to join me? We can leave out the last scene where the car goes off the cliff if you wouldn't mind. I rather like the condition Elvira is in now and would hate to crumble her. But she's fast and we could chase down Harleys!

Road trip in order,

Katcina

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: wysiwyg
Date: 11 Feb 01 - 01:51 AM

Brrrrrrrmmmmmmm.......... my heart is on fire, for Elvira! Giddiup.....

CONTINUE TO USE GARBUTT CYPHER TILL FURTHER NOTICE.

~ C.Y. ()*%^:><{})_!@#&%^& AKA WYSIWYG

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 11 Feb 01 - 02:41 AM

Oh, great. Add two more Wildwomen to the list!

I personally am in favor of having orgasms while driving, as it tends to break up the monotony of a long trip. However, if possible, I prefer to time them for those long straightaways.

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: Katcina
Date: 11 Feb 01 - 10:20 AM

LMAO!!

EJ you would be much more Lonesome were it not for us wild women!! Enjoy what we have to offer and take nothing on earth too serious, especially yourself or others!

Katcina

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: wysiwyg
Date: 11 Feb 01 - 12:09 PM

LEJ! Join the effort! We're taking the planet! Aw gee-- giggling uncontrollably now-- WE COULD REALLY USE THE TRID. Is he currently available? We promise much booty!

Hahahahahahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here, Katcina, tuck him in between us in Elvira.... yeah you better drive... that cliff thing-- well I might try to see if this boat can fly, you know, testing it for the MMM....

(car pulls away, all three singing "Wild-women don't worr-eeee, wy-eld wimmin don' geh-et the bluesssss....")

~S~

(Katcie, search for the Mudcat Tavern Enterprise for one story with the Trid. I can't remember the thread names of the others. Katlie could tell you.)

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: Matt_R
Date: 11 Feb 01 - 12:19 PM

Any chance on yer way down Sowf, you could pick up a skinny white boy wif a sack of instruments?

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: wysiwyg
Date: 11 Feb 01 - 12:36 PM

Hafta ask Katcie-- her car.

Isn't it time for part 2 of this, and let's call it FEMALE ORGASM, COME AGAIN?

Matt, can you do it?

Or do you need to wait a half hour?

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: Matt_R
Date: 11 Feb 01 - 12:54 PM

A half hour? HA! Try 15 minutes!

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: Matt_R
Date: 11 Feb 01 - 01:01 PM

Part II is here.

Subject: RE: BS: Female Orgasm by remote control
From: Melbert
Date: 11 Feb 01 - 04:51 PM

Electrical stores sell programmable remote controls which can be used to operate various devices and eliminate tyhe need for several remote controls......
For example, if you want one unit to operate the TV, the VCR and the satellite system then you buy a "One for All - 3".
If you also want to operate your CD player with the same device then you need "One for all - 4".
I guerss now they'll be selling "One for All - 69"!