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Subject: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: mousethief Date: 18 Apr 01 - 01:25 PM Well KimC first thought bread machines were the antichrist, then changed her mind and decided it must be WalMart. I have always thought Bill Gates was the antichrist, although I'm open to correction. I don't want to talk about deep theology or end-times scenarios. Just the semi-silly ways people use this term. Alex |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: kendall Date: 18 Apr 01 - 01:26 PM I thought Les Paul was the anti christ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: MMario Date: 18 Apr 01 - 01:28 PM And here I thought it was Ru Paul. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: mousethief Date: 18 Apr 01 - 01:28 PM Maybe they're the same person? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Clinton Hammond Date: 18 Apr 01 - 01:29 PM I've always WANTED to be the antichrist! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Joe Offer Date: 18 Apr 01 - 01:32 PM Not to get political or anything, but I always thought Ronald Reagan was the antichrist. I still do. There was something apocalyptic about his regime. -Joe Offer- |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Amergin Date: 18 Apr 01 - 01:49 PM No, Joe, that would be Nancy..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: mousethief Date: 18 Apr 01 - 01:51 PM Maybe Nancy is the Beast? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Clinton Hammond Date: 18 Apr 01 - 01:52 PM She did sorta tend to slouch didn't she... Hummmmmmm? :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: CarolC Date: 18 Apr 01 - 01:53 PM Reagan's a contender, for sure, but I think it's Barry Manilow. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: mousethief Date: 18 Apr 01 - 01:58 PM I saw BM in concert and he was a very polished and professional entertainer and gave a great show. Hmmmm.... Maybe that was your point? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: zander (inactive) Date: 18 Apr 01 - 02:07 PM You are all wrong it's either Demis Roussos or Barry White , this is an odd thing for me to say being an atheist. Blessings on you all, Dave |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: mousethief Date: 18 Apr 01 - 02:11 PM Hey, this kind of theological discussion presupposes no specific religious belief, Dave! But who is Demis Roussos? Alex |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: GUEST,Karen Date: 18 Apr 01 - 02:14 PM I'm drawing a tie between John Tesh and Kenny G. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Kim C Date: 18 Apr 01 - 02:24 PM Well, y'know, sometimes EVIL just isn't a strong enough word. I had some friends in college who swore their housemate's cat was the antichrist because he knocked over the Christmas tree. I see nobody mentioned Ted Turner. Or Marilyn Manson. It could be Anne Robinson. (goodbye!) Or maybe Regis Philbin. Naaaaahhhh...... Wal-Mart. Where you can buy a bread machine. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Matt_R Date: 18 Apr 01 - 02:34 PM Ah yes, another "whom do you hate enough to receive THIS title?" thread. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: sophocleese Date: 18 Apr 01 - 02:35 PM Mike Harris. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: MMario Date: 18 Apr 01 - 02:36 PM June Lockheart |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Amergin Date: 18 Apr 01 - 02:54 PM I don't know...I think it is a toss up between Susan...Mollificent....Katlaughing...and Scorcher..... Amerginwhojustrealisedheisinrealdeepshit.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: GUEST,Wavestar Date: 18 Apr 01 - 02:59 PM Marilyn Manson wants to bethe antiChrist but isn't cool enough. I'm with Alex, I've come to be certain it's Bill Gates. Or maybe Dubya. No flames! no flames! Just in fun! -J |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Chicken Charlie Date: 18 Apr 01 - 03:31 PM Marilyn Manson is obviously just a red herring to take attention from the REAL a.c., Nancy Reagan's astrologer Joan, who, having sunk the Titanic, blown up the Hindenburg and kidnapped the Lindbergh baby, is now channeling through the heavy-metal Pat Boone, who is really only a golem [sp?]. The real Pat Boone is in the sanitarium with Elvis and James Dean, waiting for power to fail in New York so they can all come back. Is that more like what you had in mind, Mousethief?? Chicken Charlie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: guinnesschik Date: 18 Apr 01 - 03:35 PM Kathy Lee Gifford |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Kim C Date: 18 Apr 01 - 03:46 PM Charlie, Does Joan shop at Wal-Mart? I think it's "golim." There was an episode of the X-Files about this a long time ago..... Speaking of the X-Files, I'd vote for the Smoking Man if he were real. I bet he buys his fags at Wal-Mart. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Chicken Charlie Date: 18 Apr 01 - 03:50 PM Kim-- He shops at WalMart most of the time, but tends to buy cigs from an illegal alien who was part of a ring that sold hot bread machines until he got busted and spent six months in prison in Louisiana. He kept his head together by playing REALLY funky versions of Barry Manilow songs on an old slide guitar that used to belong the Kathy Lee. The alien, that is, not the S.M. Hard to keep all these guys straight. CC |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Kim C Date: 18 Apr 01 - 03:54 PM Heeheeheehee!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Pseudolus Date: 18 Apr 01 - 03:54 PM I think "Barney" is the anti-christ....
I Love You, Frank who hates ANYTHING purple..... lol!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: mousethief Date: 18 Apr 01 - 04:02 PM How about that paper clip in Microsoft Word? "I see you're writing an email about bread machines! Office Assistant can help you evaluate your bread machine! Do you have a: [ ] Zojirushi [ ] Hamilton Beach [ ] Black and Decker [ ] Close Window" Alex |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Chicken Charlie Date: 18 Apr 01 - 04:12 PM It's the stupid thing's eyebrows that kill me. I do, at the risk of becoming serious, often ask myself why anyone smart enough to write programs can be convinced that a person laboring over a hopefully "creative" writing project can be helped by having gratuitous distractions on the very same screen. If you think the paper clip is bad--you know there are options, including a red happy face?? Do these guys think the whole WORLD is on meth??? But they do win the Nobel Prize for perfection because their version of HELP is perfectly useless. I long for the days of Word Perfect for DOS, on which I could actually lay out a page the way I wanted to. Oh, just try abbreviating "northeast" sometime, and see what Mister Paper Clip does. I think Joan supplied the codes for this part of the program. CC |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Clinton Hammond Date: 18 Apr 01 - 04:31 PM "golem" is correct... At least according to alll the D&D I played years ago... LOL!!
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Chicken Charlie Date: 18 Apr 01 - 04:40 PM Indeed, D&D is a much more reliable source for correct spelling than X-files is. That's because it's nearer to the head of the alphabet. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Kim C Date: 18 Apr 01 - 05:09 PM Well, I'm just an unfrozen caveman. I don't understand about your modern strategy games. ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Caitrin Date: 18 Apr 01 - 05:28 PM *grins* Well, my 14th level elven warrior says it's spelled "golem". Of course, you can't trust those hack and slash types for spelling. (Yeah, yeah...so I'm a D&D geek. Gimme a break.) As for the antichrist...my vote goes to Richard Simmons. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: hesperis Date: 18 Apr 01 - 05:38 PM Mike Harris |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Kim C Date: 18 Apr 01 - 05:42 PM Mike Harris has two votes. Who is he? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Bedubya Date: 18 Apr 01 - 05:44 PM Bad news folks. My understanding of the antichrist is that while he will epitomize Evil, he will not appear evil. This lets pretty much everyone who has been mentioned so far off the hook. As much as it pains me to say so, the only truly viable candidate for antichrist is Bill Clinton. Did we really thing we would get rid of him that easilly? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: MMario Date: 18 Apr 01 - 05:46 PM see? I told you it was June Lockheart! Mr. Hilary doesappear evil to some...so he's disqualified. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 18 Apr 01 - 05:46 PM I can't believe noone's even mentioned Maggie Thatcher. How cruelly fleeting fame can be.
But that quote from St Francis she laid on everybody when she first emerged to talk to the media - "Where there is..." In a movie, that's just what you'd expect to get from the antichrist. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Kim C Date: 18 Apr 01 - 05:50 PM Everybody loves Wal-Mart. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Burke Date: 18 Apr 01 - 05:50 PM Who needs D&D? Golem, a homunculus or figure made to represent a man: said to have been made and endowed with life by Reb Löw of Prague in the middle ages; hence, any one who acts like an automaton. (1928 Funk's Stand. Dict.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Ebbie Date: 18 Apr 01 - 05:52 PM I don't know about an antichrist but personally, I'm keeping an eye on V. Putin to typify something. He doesn't really look reincarnated- more on the order of dug up. EB |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Kim C Date: 18 Apr 01 - 05:53 PM Maybe he's a golem. (See, I spelt it right that time.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Chicken Charlie Date: 18 Apr 01 - 06:00 PM I think Comrade Putin just typifies borsch. I didn't say I didn't know what a golem WAS fer antichrissakes, I just wasn't sure how to spell it. I nominate Ekrub, which brings up an interesting point--has anybody figured out how to reverse direction on a CD? If not, how do we communicate with Satan in the new millennium?? CC (which backwards is still CC--how Satanic is that??) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Kim C Date: 18 Apr 01 - 06:04 PM He's in the bread machine isle at Wal-Mart. (yes I have too much time on my hands today) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Caitrin Date: 18 Apr 01 - 06:12 PM The subliminal messages are just even -more- subliminal, Charlie. You don't even know Satan's communicated until you've already shot the bus full of nuns. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Chicken Charlie Date: 18 Apr 01 - 06:17 PM Kind of like Clinton, then, huh? Didn't know what I was in for till I'd already voted for him. Kim--Who? Putin or Satan? There is no such thing as too much time. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Kim C Date: 18 Apr 01 - 06:20 PM Both of 'em. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Bedubya Date: 18 Apr 01 - 06:27 PM Then there are those little Telly Tubby guys. Took the British over two hundred years to get revenge for that little spat in 1776, but, by God, they got it! Sicced the antichrist in all those poor colonial kids. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Amergin Date: 18 Apr 01 - 06:41 PM Who was it that announced to the nation that the purple teletubby was gay? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: harpmolly Date: 18 Apr 01 - 06:44 PM Damn, I stumbled on this thread late. :PPP Amergin...you will pay for that. Oh, yes, you will. ;) Alex: LOLOL!!! I just got Publisher 2000 and the damn thing is 3D now! as if it wasn't bad enough...you're on the money. :) Personally, my vote goes to Mark Burnett. But I'm visualizing myself being violently ejected from the Mudcat should I actually admit that I watch Survivor, so maybe I'll shut up now... And while I'm on evil TV personalities, I think the Smoking Man has been officially replaced as X-Files Antichrist by the Evil FBI Director now. You know, the one who can't be bothered to even TRY to be subtle? "I want you to drop this case. Now. Uh, did you hear me? I said drop it...crap, nobody's listening to me. I'm going to go watch some more Godfather movies now..." And speaking of Christ and the X-Files, if they hit me over the head with the resurrection metaphor any more, I'm going to file suit for egregious mental cruelty. Gee, why didn't they stretch out the episodes a little more so Mulder could come back from the dead (after being tortured the whole season on a gratuitously cross-shaped apparatus and suffer wounds in his hands, feet, and sides...gotta love the subtlety) on EASTER SUNDAY??? they missed a great opportunity there... okay, I'm just making myself look worse. I'm going to pretend to do some work now. :) M |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 18 Apr 01 - 07:53 PM Bumper sticker idea: Honk if you are the Antichrist! Seamus |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Chicken Charlie Date: 18 Apr 01 - 07:58 PM Good idea, Seamus. I always wanted to market one that said "Laity," as I believe it would have a wider market that the opposite ones they have now. "Hetero sapiens" was another. Know where we can find any kids from Benin to work on the production line?? I know, I'm one sick bastard this late in the day. CC |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Helen Date: 18 Apr 01 - 08:20 PM KimC, What has my sister Anne Robinson (in Oz) ever done to deserve a nomination as the a c? (Who is this Anne Robinson?) I keep thinking about the bit in Revelations about the 7 [somethings]and the worst one "blows hot and cold". I think of that whenever I hear about American presidents putting their oar in on world peace in other countries and then firing missiles etc into other potentially hostile countries, like they are waving around a big gun, saying "Fight me, fight me!". I know, I know - I'm treading on very thin ice, but such contradictions scare me. Helen |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Amergin Date: 18 Apr 01 - 08:24 PM Not treading on thin ice at all, helen....They scare us too.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: catspaw49 Date: 18 Apr 01 - 08:38 PM Odd this should come up now. With the success of the new wing at the NYCFTTS, the James Taylor Rehab Unit for the Catatonically Bland, we are only a few short days away from the groundbreaking for yet another addition to the Center......AND it is for the treatment of those suffering from "Anti-Christ Complex" otherwise known as OBDWS, Over-Bearing Dickless Wimp Syndrome. An announcement will be forthcoming at the groundbreaking ceremony. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: sophocleese Date: 18 Apr 01 - 09:51 PM Sounds great Spaw but I have one question: How could any Over-Bearing Dickless Wimp break anything other than wind? Mike Harris - Current Premier of Ontario, Utter Bastard, Complete Amoral Shithead and First Place Prize-Winner of the I-Wanna-Be-A-Vogon Award. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: catspaw49 Date: 18 Apr 01 - 09:55 PM I'll talk to Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz and see if a spot is available....How's his poetry? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: GUEST,khandu Date: 18 Apr 01 - 10:10 PM Being a well established theologian/ former minister, I speak with much wisdom and well-considered thought. Yes. I have pondered this extensively and came to this astounding, yet definite conclusion. The anti-christ (small "a") must be either (1) Wally Cox (2) Tommy Roe or, and most likely (3) Spaw. Why Spaw? Think about it. He has an opinion on EVERY subject...quite a knowledgeable individual. He is popular... EVERY body (including myself) Love the fellow and many would vote for him being the King of the World. The only thing that causes me to wonder whether he is the antichrist is his phallic short-comings. I think the antichrist is supposed to very rather virile. khandu |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Troll Date: 18 Apr 01 - 10:15 PM I've got it! It just came to me! The anti-christ is....AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!! troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: sophocleese Date: 18 Apr 01 - 10:22 PM I think if the muse ever visited Mike Harris he either ignored it completely or measured it to see if it took up any more room than a poltergeist, assumed that her whispered words were the ravings of either a drunken, probably violent, squeegee kid or a beer-swilling, bone-idle pregnant welfare mother and highschool teacher and whacked her away with his 5 iron. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: sophocleese Date: 18 Apr 01 - 10:24 PM So I guess, Spaw, I don't think he has written any poetry. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Caitrin Date: 18 Apr 01 - 10:29 PM The anti-christ is AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH? I'd had my suspicions...it's nice to have them confirmed. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Amergin Date: 18 Apr 01 - 10:30 PM Hey, Spaw, I thought it was more commonly known as Guest,1 Syndrome.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: flattop Date: 18 Apr 01 - 10:39 PM Make that Mike-Severe-Diarrhea-Harris the man who promised the needy a hand up but gives everyone the finger. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Matt_R Date: 18 Apr 01 - 11:38 PM Bringing it back to music, why hasn't anyone noted:
I AM THE ANTICHRIST!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 19 Apr 01 - 01:23 AM Matt, that's really weird... that Anarchist is an anagram for Antichrist. Wow! No wait! Shit! There are two "T"s and two "I"s in Antichrist, and two "A's" in Anarchist. Bugger, bugger! I thought we were on to something there. Never mind! Seamus |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Peg Date: 19 Apr 01 - 02:54 AM Eminem |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: sledge Date: 19 Apr 01 - 05:34 AM Not sure who the Anti christ might be, too many suitable candidates, but the Teletubbies are definately the Four horsemen of the apocolypse. Sledge |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Helen Date: 19 Apr 01 - 06:40 AM sledge, That reminds me of the first Terry Pratchett book I ever read: Good Omens. The four horsepersons of the Apocalypse are really funny. I especially love the one for War - oh, and the one for famine as well. (Old MacDonalds had a hamburger joint, e-i-e-i-o, and in that hamburger joint there were lots of malnourished people, e-i-e-i-o....) Helen
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Les from Hull Date: 19 Apr 01 - 07:10 AM I don't mind being one of the Four Horsemen of the Apostrophe. I hate it when that little squiggle gets misued. Getting back to the Anti-Christ, doesn't the number 666 come into this. Using that clue, I have determined that he or she (or it probably) lives in Bolton, Lancashire (where they have that road number). And because I firmly believe that, if there is an Anti-Christ, Lancashire will be involved somewhere. Les |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Dave the Gnome Date: 19 Apr 01 - 07:11 AM Heyyyy! What's everyone got against my Mothers sister??? Oh-ho, re-reading thread... Whoops - Just realised you wasn't talking about Aunty Christine.... My favourite anagrams of antichrist btw are, what they do for a living - chin artist, or to give you a clue on their size and attitude - thin racist, or you had better watch out if you know anyone called - Chris Titan! Dave the anti-Gnome |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Dave the Gnome Date: 19 Apr 01 - 07:21 AM And Les - I live at the very start (or is it end?) of the A666 in Swinton, Manchester. Well - not quite very start. St Johns Church has that honour. Bit of a worry to it's parishoners I guess! Out of interest, before they pulled it down to build a roundabout, the honour belonged to the Brittania pub. The boundry between Swinton and Salford ran through the pub and people used to move from vault to lounge as different closing times applied. Perhaps they were possessed realy and not just wanting more beer??? Cheers DtG |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Les from Hull Date: 19 Apr 01 - 07:31 AM Well, that's it solved then. You get my vote Dave. And trying to shift the blame onto your Auntie Christine was a very typically Beastly act. You could at least do the decent thing and have a rubber stamp made with your sign so that the rest of us can buy bread machines in Walmart and other stuff. (Read Revelations for the explanation - suffice to say that none of us will be able to buy and sell stuff without having the mark of the Beast, aka Dave the Gnome). Or it might mean that the Beast is a barcode. Les |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Dave the Gnome Date: 19 Apr 01 - 07:37 AM Arrrghh! Caught out at last! At least I've been delivered from Hell, Halifax and, what's the name of that other place....:-) LOL DtG |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Kim C Date: 19 Apr 01 - 10:07 AM It probably isn't Mike Harris. Y'all don't like him enough. Helen, Anne Robinson is the host of a TV game show, The Weakest Link. It just premiered here in the US. I wasn't too entertained by it. I thought people were supposed to have FUN on a game show. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: UB Ed Date: 19 Apr 01 - 10:29 AM Anne Robinson is horrible. I began to think of the example this show sets, especially for children watching. Its NOT "OK" to be shitty and rude to people (Goodbye). Anyway, I second the vote for Ted Turner with a close second for Hanoi Jane. "If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect." - Ted Turner
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Kim C Date: 19 Apr 01 - 10:32 AM Yes, and the fact that she encourages people to be nasty to each other. The teasers here said this show was a big hit in the UK. Can anyone confirm this? I bet she bought that black trenchcoat at Wal-Mart. It's probably pleather. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Peg Date: 19 Apr 01 - 10:45 AM Residents of Kansas have 666 in their zip code; I think Kansas a more likely place of origin for the Anti-Christ than Lancashire...where was Reagan born? (I did believe him to be the Anti-Christ for the 8 years he was in officel now he is a rather harmless old man with Alzheimers) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 19 Apr 01 - 11:10 AM I seem to remember (cue for mistakes usually!)a Punch cartoon showing a person with 667 on his forehead. "I'm the neighbour of the beast" he was explaining. RtS (wasn't St Elizabeth the aunty Christ?) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Kim C Date: 19 Apr 01 - 11:24 AM Ha! Peg that's just what he WANTS us to think... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Bert Date: 19 Apr 01 - 11:46 AM No one has yet mentioned Harry Fox for the honour. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Bedubya Date: 19 Apr 01 - 12:36 PM Seen spray-painted on a bathroom wall in a semi-punk bar: 333 The Mark of the Semi-Beast |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Firecat Date: 19 Apr 01 - 01:13 PM Kim C, The Weakest Link is a HUGE hit over here in the UK. It was run against Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? once and it got higher viewing figures. I think it was something like MIllionaire got 9 million viewers but Weakest Link got 10 million. Anne also got into trouble when she appeared on a programme called "Room 101" where celebrities are asked to put the things they hate the most into Room 101. She tried putting the Welsh in!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Kim C Date: 19 Apr 01 - 01:24 PM I didn't find it all that exciting. Maybe they have changed it some for us? I dunno. Back to our regular program..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Firecat Date: 19 Apr 01 - 01:24 PM OOOPS, I forgot to give my vote for the antichrist. CLIFF RICHARD, YOU ARE UNMASKED!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: zander (inactive) Date: 19 Apr 01 - 01:55 PM I take it all back, McGrath was correct it's Margaret Thatcher AKA the Great Bitch Queen. Bye, Dave |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: gnu Date: 19 Apr 01 - 01:57 PM Amergin asked... Who was it that announced to the nation that the purple teletubby was gay? Wasn't that Jerry Falwell ? Self-proclaimed leader of the far out, er, far right, Chritians of America. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: mousethief Date: 19 Apr 01 - 02:39 PM Perhaps Jerry Falwell is a latent homosexual? Bwahahaha. Alex |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: gnu Date: 19 Apr 01 - 02:49 PM Puppephobic ? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Kim C Date: 19 Apr 01 - 04:29 PM Yeah, and I bet he gets those bad ties from... well, you know. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Clinton Hammond Date: 19 Apr 01 - 04:32 PM filk music is the tool of satan, so I guess that might make filkers the antichrist... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: gnu Date: 19 Apr 01 - 04:38 PM filk ? I may learn something new today. Thank goodness I pried myself out of the bunk at all. What the heck is filk ? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Matt_R Date: 19 Apr 01 - 05:55 PM My buddy Ryan things that Anne Robinson is into S&M. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: mousethief Date: 19 Apr 01 - 06:03 PM Filk is generally folk-like music about science-fiction themes. The term was "coined" at a sci-fi convention by way of typographical error. Alex |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Helen Date: 19 Apr 01 - 10:57 PM Omigod, I'm the sister of the antichrist. Wait till I tell my sister this. We have the Weakest Link here in Oz too. Is there an audition process for the biggest bitch in the country? Does it include the casting couch? Our WL host is called Cornelia. Not at all pleasant. Helen |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Firecat Date: 20 Apr 01 - 05:35 AM Helen, what does Cornelia look like? I reckon Anne only got the gig for Weakest Link cos she used to terrify big company bosses on a comsumer show over here called Watchdog. She's left that now and it's just not the same. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: gnu Date: 20 Apr 01 - 08:18 AM Alex said... Filk is generally folk-like music about science-fiction themes. The term was "coined" at a sci-fi convention by way of typographical error. Eerie coincidence ? or unexplained...... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Kim C Date: 20 Apr 01 - 10:17 AM Anne Robinson doesn't scare me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: gnu Date: 20 Apr 01 - 10:36 AM I watched that Weakest Link for about five minutes and I must say the host is an amazing actress ! The PR job by the press is equally as impressive. Everyone hates her. She even had me believing it for five minutes. She's gooood. It can't help but be a hit. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Matt_R Date: 20 Apr 01 - 10:55 AM I could probably taker her on! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Kim C Date: 20 Apr 01 - 01:05 PM Let's go get 'er, Matt. I been doing Tae Bo and I just dare her to mess with me. ;-) Any other votes? What about Chuck Barris who used to host The Gong Show? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Bedubya Date: 20 Apr 01 - 01:26 PM I remember Chuck Barris once personally gonging a sweet young girl singing "Whispering" backed up by a marching band. So, somehow I wound up learning "Whipering" years later, but every time I play it I think about that mean SOB destroying that sweet young ego. Probably not a deed of antichrist stature, but pretty low anyway. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Helen Date: 21 Apr 01 - 12:39 AM firecat, Cornelia is approaching 60, has very short, artificially coloured orange-red hair, and a poker face. Reminds me of the not-so-nice teachers and librarians I have met and worked with. (I worked with some ok ones too, but some of them - aaaaarrrggghhh!!) Helen |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Haruo Date: 21 Apr 01 - 01:50 AM Wal-Mart's just a test. Shoe-Mart (?) in the Philippines is the real thing. (I've never been to either one, but then the best apocalyptic fears are based on hearsay.) I do not believe that Lenin is the antichrist, but I did recently post my Siberian Memories (from when I traversed the USSR by train as a 14-y.o. kid, in 1968), and one of them propounds the doctrine that Lenin is the Beast of the Apocalypse, which is close. Liland Who thinks barcode scanners are involved somehow |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Firecat Date: 21 Apr 01 - 01:07 PM AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Helen, did you know you've just described Anne Robinson!? Anne is 56, red hair and a poker face! Spooky, huh? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Caitrin Date: 21 Apr 01 - 01:37 PM Oo! Terry Pratchett! Kudos to Helen for reading Discworld! *grins* I'm a big fan of Vimes and Carrot, m'self. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: GUEST,fe Date: 04 Apr 02 - 05:55 AM write out the number in roman numberals and you have the three cities by airport code |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: GUEST,Bagpuss at work Date: 04 Apr 02 - 06:56 AM Guest Fe, I'm curious. What's with refreshing all these threads that died about a year ago? Are more current threads not to your taste? Bagpuss |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: GUEST Date: 04 Apr 02 - 03:13 PM Saddam Hussein and the regime in Iraq are offering $10,000 per family if they're able to persuade a family to have their teenager strap explosives on them and go out and kill themselves and kill innocent men, women, and children. It turns out that he has raised that amount, and it's $25,000 per family, not $10,000 per family.
Think of it. Here is an individual who is the head of a country, Iraq, who has proudly, publicly made a decision to go out and actively promote and finance human sacrifice for families that will have their youngsters kill innocent men, women, and children. That is an example of what it is we're dealing with. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Coyote Breath Date: 05 Apr 02 - 02:20 AM dollar short - day late (as usual) but my youngest daughter, who just sacrificed her finger tip to a Ford Galaxy 500's door, used to live at 667 35th street in Oakland (calif.) but moved out when HER neighbor, a witness in a drug case, was murdered to keep him from testifying! I don't think that he was the antichrist, though. Anton LeVey would LIKE to be the antichrist. I could accept Thatcher as antichrist |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: GUEST,Boab Date: 05 Apr 02 - 03:02 AM My kid Walter at his wee sister's christening, sitting on my knee giving a wee boy's critique of the Minister's rant--"Stop that man sayin' 'christ' Daddy!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: GUEST,Boab Date: 05 Apr 02 - 03:15 AM Dave the gnome---Hexham?? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: GUEST,fi Date: 05 Apr 02 - 06:02 PM UFO's, Wicans, and the anti-christ are in concert together. This is explained in the "Cooper Document" from the UK. http://area51.upsu.plym.ac.uk/~moosie/ufo/txt/consp/022.htm The aliens were using humans and animals for a source of glandular secretions, enzymes, hormonal secretions, blood and in horrible genetic experiments. The aliens explained that these actions as necessary to their survival. They stated that their genetic structure had deteriorated and that they were n o longer able to reproduce. They stated that if they were unable to improve their genetic structure their race would soon cease to exist. We looked upon their explanations with extreme suspicion. Since our weapons were literally useless against the aliens, MJ-12 decided to continue friendly diplomatic relations with them until such time as we were able to develop a technology which would then enable us to challenge them on a military basis. Overtures would have toduring World War II and soon obtained the entire Vatican study which included the prophecy. This prophecy stated that if man did not turn from evil and place himself at the feet of Christ the planet would self destruct and the events described in the book of Revelations would indeed come to pass. It stated that a child would be born who would unite the world with a plan for world peace and a false religion beginning in 1992. By 1995 the people would discern that he was evil and was indeed the Anti-Christ. World War III would begin in the Middle East in 1995 with the invasion of Israel by a United Arab nation using conventional weapons which would culminate in a nuclear holocaust in the year 1999. Between 1999 and 2003 most of life on this planet would suffer horribly and die as a result. The return of Christ would occur in the year 2011. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Amergin Date: 05 Apr 02 - 06:40 PM yawn |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Celtic Soul Date: 05 Apr 02 - 06:44 PM Michael J. Fox? Oh, no...I forgot. He's the anti-Elvis.
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Art Thieme Date: 05 Apr 02 - 07:51 PM There is a new movie being made by Eugene Levy -- something like OH BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU but it's a send-up of the folk scene for some reason. As bad as I thought "OH BROTHER" was, this has just got to be sickening from all I've heard on ther FOLK ALLIANCE E-mail list. If anybody knows about this or knows the name of the film, please start a new thread !! Just from heresay evidence, I nominate this film as the REAL antichrist !!! Art Thieme |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: GUEST,Truthtroller Date: 05 Apr 02 - 08:15 PM We know it's Ted Turner ... do you?? T.T. |