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BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?

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Subject: Jedi: what unclean beasts?
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 08:08 AM

Ifthe move to get Jedi recognised as an "official" religion in the UK succeeds, I think it would be useful to know what it proscribes. Can we declare the sheep to be unclean? We can then object to children being taught "Mary had a little lamb", for example. (I believe a similar thing happened with the three little pigs with the Moslems. It's this kind of thing that lets people know your religion is a force to be reckoned with.)

May the twenty-fourth be with you,
Steve


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Patrish(inactive)
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 08:15 AM

April the twenty fourth is with me ?
Patrish


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 08:18 AM

Don't get smart with me, you sheep!


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Crazy Eddie
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 08:35 AM

"Steal the forks, Luke. Steal the forks"

Can we have a sacred animal too? I'd like to nominate the Dormouse ('cos it's cute) or possibly the Aardvark. :o)
On the other hand we could nominate the possum, making Spaw either a saint or a heretic, depending on interopretation!
But please, let's not pick anyone else's sacred animal as our unclean animal or anyone else's unclean animal as our sacred one. There's enough conflict in the world already.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Patrish(inactive)
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 08:37 AM

Baa


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: LR Mole
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 08:39 AM

Don't let some swine pull the wool over your eyes, eh?Good for ewe!Good thing you're no Leihabout. Yoda man.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Les from Hull
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 08:43 AM

Yer, go for the Aardvark. Aard vark never hurt anybody. And we'd be the first in the ABC list of sacred animals. Yet there is something appealing about having a sacred animal that spends so much of its time asleep.

May the fourth would have to be a major holy day.

May the farce be with you, Les


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Irish sergeant
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 08:43 AM

Give in to the darkside of mudcat young chordwalker!


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Micca
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 08:55 AM

I think you should follow Bokononism, rather than these false \Jedi, If you are going to follow a False prophet, follow a REAL false Prophet, Bokonon!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: kendall
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 08:56 AM

We cant have an Aardvark, it eats ants. That makes it a carnivore. Live long and prosper. sorry, wrong farce.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: MMario
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:03 AM

it's an insectivore; helping clean the planet of pests.

The HOLYAardvark had an ark
e-i-e-i-o!
And on that ark it had some ants
e-i-e-i-o!
it at them all 'cause it was smart!
kept them out a Noah's pants!
e-o-e-o-i!


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:08 AM

If we all become Jedi will we have to worship at the temple of Pizza the Hut?


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Grab
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:11 AM

Cept it can't succeed, cos it won't be recognised as an official religion (according to official reports). And there's a nice hefty fine for lying on your census form....

Graham.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: clansfolk
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:17 AM

Just for clarification - If you do enter Jedi as your religion it will just be bundle with the rest of the "other" and as such whether 10,000 or 2,000,000,000,000,000,000 people include Jedi as their religion it will NOT become a religion or be included in further forms as a choice!

May the farce be with you.....

Pete


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: clansfolk
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:21 AM

PS

The fine doesn't apply to religious beliefs (I suppose It would be too hard to prove!)

Pete


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Caitrin
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:28 AM

Your ancient religion is dead, Kenobi. Turn to the Dark Side.
~Darth Caitrin


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Patrish(inactive)
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:33 AM

Take the first three letters of your first name and tack on the first two letters of your surname.
Then take the first two letters of your mum's maiden name and add the first three letters of your place of birth.

And voila! You've got your Star Wars name.

Mines Patto Kezim
AKA Patrish xx


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Mrrzy
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:38 AM

Wasn't there another one of those, with the street you lived on and something and you got the name you'd have if you were a hooker, or something?

-Mrrce Festl, what a great name!


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: sian, west wales
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:38 AM

Dang me if you ain't right, Patrish!

Siath Ripor


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Caitrin
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:41 AM

Ooo...neat.
~Katas Edaus

PS- The way I heard for coming up with your stripper name is the name of your first pet for a first name and the first street you lived on for a last name. (It works a little -too- well for me--I end up with "Polly Beaver")


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: RWilhelm
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:46 AM

It's certainly violent enough to be an earth religion.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:50 AM

Clapton's almost written a hymn for it: Leia "got me on my knees, Leia".[we won't mention Sir Cliff's Millennium Falcon Prayer...]
Is this a nicotine free church or can we bring Chewbacca?
RtS (dearly beloved when R2D2 or C3PO are gathered together...)


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Caitrin
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:50 AM

Jedi isn't nearly violent enough--that's part of the problem we Sith Lords and Ladies have with it. They only fight for that silly "good" stuff, causes and whatnot. What a waste of time. They obviously don't understand the kind of power one can use the Force to achieve.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Mrrzy
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:55 AM

Durzy de Mercure... too strange for me, I like my Jedi name better! And can the sacred/unclean animals be sentient? How about declaring Jar Jar Binks unclean? Or does it have to be something you might eat? What are the rules of this pleasant pastime?


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: okthen
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 10:15 AM

Does this mean shepherds are baa-stewards ?

cheers

bill


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: hesperis
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 10:27 AM

LOL!!!

Anyway, here's a link to one of the Star Wars Name threads.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Les from Hull
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 10:31 AM

Should we have a ruling that all princesses have to wear danish pastries on their ears? It'll give them something to nibble on at least.

Don't pay heed to the vile writings of that sheep of an unbeliever who calls herself Caitrin.

Leswa Wahul aka Leswa Wakin


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Mrrzy
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 10:32 AM

Aah, according to that thread, I am really Mrresz Cestl... I like that too!


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: English Jon
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 10:35 AM

Me and my cousin put ourselves down as "dark lords of the sith"

Darth Jimmy and Darth Johny. ho ho ho.

"Jonlo Bepet" AKA English Jon


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Caitrin
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 10:37 AM

Hah! Don't try to deny the Dark Side, Les! You will fail, as others have before you. The Empire is mighty; the Dark Side is powerful beyond your wildest dreams. We shall crush you Rebel scum.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 10:43 AM

By the Sacred Myrmecophage! What have I started? Maybe we should declare lambs OK--we don't want to upset theChristians, they're real dirty bastards in a fight.

Stepa Heblo
BTW, I've discovered that the sheep-lovers are already on to us: Google gives 72--yes, 72!--results for "shhep"
Lassie Brocklehurst ... that must be my sheepdog name.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: MMario
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 10:50 AM

I get 97 hits for "shhep" - they must be fast breeders!


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Midchuck
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 10:53 AM

What I love about the Mudcat is that it makes me think I may be relatively normal after all.

P.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Midchuck
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 10:59 AM

At first reading, I thought this thread was about unclean breasts, and was going to offer to come running with a washcloth. Drat.

P.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Les from Hull
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 11:02 AM

That's Mister Scum to you, Caitrin.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Mad Maudlin
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 11:06 AM

Same with me, Midchuck. Though it's quite depressing to think that one's normal, isn't it? so dull and boring... :-) Now, if I had to decide I'd make the ladybug the sacred animal. They're cute and they eat the pests that try to kill my flowers. But are there ladybugs in that galaxy far, far away? If there are none, let's have the bantha instead! It's not cute but at least it's big and hairy.

BTW, I wonder what those allusions to Spaw and the possum mean. Please enlighten a poor newbie :-)

Nagut Werum (my Star Wars name really sucks :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: MMario
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 11:08 AM

M Maudlin - do a fourm search on "cleigh o'possum". But be sure and wash your hands afterwords!


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: LR Mole
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 11:19 AM

Hm...my star wars name sounds as though I had been eating too much peanut butter (Flpr!), but the other one is Amtrak Calla. Not much of a stripper.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Mrrzy
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 11:32 AM

I like Nagut Werum, actually! And thanks, I was too shy to ask about the possum thing. Will peruse forthwith.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: sledge
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 11:39 AM

Holy animal - Wombat.

Unclean animal - chihuahau

Sledge


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: MMario
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 11:42 AM

Do ladybugs dream of plaid orangatangs?


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Caitrin
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 11:50 AM

Fine, Mr. Rebel Scum. You'll still be smashed under the mighty fist of the Empire in the end.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Les from Hull
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 11:53 AM

That's true. I'm well-known for getting smashed.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: mousethief
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 11:57 AM

Well once you guys get your religion up and running, let me be the first to offer you an interfaith dialogue. Together we can help stomp out christian-bashing and jedi-bashing ... together!

Alex


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: First Amendment
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 11:59 AM

Please note that Alex/Mousethief did not mention any desire to stomp out Jew-bashing.

However, it my duty to protect Alex/Mousethief's right not to express such a desire.

First Amendment


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: First Amendment
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 12:01 PM

Please note that Alex/Mousethief did not mention any desire to stomp out Jew-bashing.

However, it my duty to protect Alex/Mousethief's right not to express such a desire.

First Amendment


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 12:22 PM

Yes, but only once!


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: harpmolly
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 12:30 PM

LOL Steve! :D

Okay, I don't know about this...

Molba Dosta? sounds kind of dorky to me. hmmm...

and I definitely vote that Jar Jar be declared unclean. Now, the young Obi Wan on the other hand...no complaints there. He's spanking clean. (Crap. Really didn't need to go down that road. Well, there's another workday shot to hell...;))

Molba Toasta


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: GUEST,Hare Hare Krishna Krishna
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 12:53 PM

or Buddhist-bashing too. and Hindu-bashing. and Muslim-bashing. and Baha'i-bashing. and Zoroastrian-bashing. and Wiccan-bashing. and Theosophist-bashing. and Bobist-bashing. and CargoCultist-bashing.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: LR Mole
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 01:06 PM

This almost makes my name peanut butter and Jedi.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Naemanson
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 01:36 PM

I'm large and hairy, Mad Maudlin, can I be the sacred animal?


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Wavestar
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 03:28 PM

It all seemed too good to be true. *sigh*

Jesbu Palyo, the chastened.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Caitrin
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 03:32 PM

Hey, I don't want to stop Jedi bashing. Jedi bashing is what being a Sith Lady is all about. If I don't get to vaporize Jedi Knights with my light saber, that takes half the fun out of joining the Dark Side!


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Matt_R
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 05:49 PM

The Empire must be destroyed! And WHO has the most TIE fighter kills? Goodwyn Hawtayne, that's me. Nothing is more gratifying than flying strait into a hail of fire from a Class-B Imperial frigate and ramming a fistload of proton-torpedoes down it's throat! Tie fighters, bombers, interceptors...they all feel the bite of my ion cannon! Up the Rebel Alliance! I eat Sith for BREAKFAST!

--Goodwyn Hawtayne, Flight leader, Red Squadron of Calamari Cruiser Defiance.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: mousethief
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 06:14 PM

That's the trouble with those rebels. Never could spell.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: kendall
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 06:16 PM

Why not Salacious Crumm? he's funny looking. Or, I could go along with the Bantha. There is someone at my door...what? sand people? Oh, NO!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Amergin
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 06:20 PM

I, Natto Tobon, shall henceforth be the God of the New Jedi Order as we sweep across the galaxy crushing the unworthy beneath the heels of my might.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Chicken Charlie
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 06:50 PM

To return to the initial question, may I nominate the miniature schnauzer? They seem to have no redeeming social values.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Caitrin
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 07:07 PM

Just try it, Rebel Boy. Your puny ion cannon is nothing in the face of the full power of the Dark Side of the Force. I could crush your little skull with a flick of my wrist.
~Darth Caitrin, Sith Lady, who has a Death Star that will gladly blow your cruiser to smithereens.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Matt_R
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 07:11 PM

So many have said so, yet here I stand.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: toadfrog
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 07:15 PM

I think the Jedi were intended to be a religion. Whatshisname that made the movie was an apostle of Joseph Campbell, who is all the time being denounced on the Web as a horseman of the Apocalypse, apostle of New Age religion, and the like (look for Joseph Campbell on googol (not "google" and see what fascinating stuff turns up).


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Nemesis
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 07:15 PM

Re. first post "Mary had a little lamb" Did you know she actually existed? I was drinking beer in what was her house here in Worthing the other night... I tried a "surreal experience thread" on that as we had been out listening to Bob Fox - but just got a rant thread about F&M.

Liam Neeson's sister lives in Worthing too - just to stray back to SWs - Star Trek anyone? Councillor Diana Troy used to be in Rep. here too


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Caitrin
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 07:18 PM

We're just biding our time, Hawtayne. When the time is right, we shall strike.

Oo...Star Trek. :) I'm a Next Generation/DS9 junkie.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: GUEST,Julie B leaving for airport
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:01 PM

"Can we declare the sheep to be unclean?" ....would Ewe Anne McGregor be an exception?

(aka young Obi-wan) :-)

Julie B


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: thosp
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:31 PM

honestly -- can't we just apropriate some other religions' sacred animal? -- it worked for alot of other religions! -- a cow would be good for example and we could claim the expression "don't have a cow" as our own ----------- also MattR -i had sith for breakfast once - and i think it's highly over rated

thomc bro ra (aka)

peace (Y) thosp


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Matt_R
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:43 PM

I know, but it was ingratiating to watch his face as I wacked his leg off and fried it with me eggs. I also carry the mutilated head of Darth Maul in my toolbox, which I cut from his rotting bifurcated body. I'm just a man with a red guitar, three chords and the truth, and a shitload of meta-chlorines. How 'bout you?


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: thosp
Date: 24 Apr 01 - 10:04 PM

well that explaines it i guess -- mine was'nt rotting and i was told the intestines were a delicasy -- maybe i should have tried the legs with the red guitar

peace (Y) thosp
oh aka thomc bro ra


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Chip2447
Date: 25 Apr 01 - 12:09 AM

I don't know nuttin bout no sacred animals but we must worship the holy relic of duct tape as it represents the force....A light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Haral Maco


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 25 Apr 01 - 04:33 AM

Maybe Jedi will start to split into different factions. We will get Jedist monks who cannot talk because they are always too drunk on the beer they make. Jeduits can start purging the religion of unbelievers by applying cruel head-dresses to princesses....

And what's with this Sith business. I thought he was an old bloke with a big moustache on Emmerdale???

Dave the Gnome, or Irish Jedi Davpo StPat!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Crazy Eddie
Date: 25 Apr 01 - 05:50 AM

MMario Do ladybugs dream of plaid orangatangs? sounds more like "BladeRunner" than "Starwars" I think.
"Plaid Orangutangs" sounds pretty zany though!


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 25 Apr 01 - 06:09 AM

Deanna Troy came from my home town of Walsall, you know. She'd look good with pretzels ... so did Sue Lawley and Noddy Holder, and Boy George lived there for a year. I think Walsall would benefit from the Death Star treatment, actually, but leave the Art Gallery and the Black Statue of Princess Di of as a warning to future generations.

Steve


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Mad Maudlin
Date: 25 Apr 01 - 07:36 AM

Back after two days of not being able to access Mudcat..AAARGH! :-) Love this thread!

Naemanson: That depends. Do you eat people when I point at them and say, "Look, bantha fodder"? Large and hairy...large and hairy...hang on...hey, it's you, Chewbacca! I didn't know you were a Mudcatter (Mudwookie?) *BG*

MMario: of course they do. What did you think?

Mrrzy: *blush* thanks.

Sorry, got to go, those stormtroopers are sticking parking tickets on my X-Wing again. Damn!


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Nemesis
Date: 25 Apr 01 - 07:47 AM

Walsall for Deathstar treament - nah, Worthing first - that's "the place to beam" (with apologies to Brighton's slogan for city status bid)


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 25 Apr 01 - 10:29 AM

As to sacred and unclean animals, you folks are just SO terracentric! in your nominations!

It's clear that the unclean animal just has to be the flonkwrolt, from Fargelion III!

Dave Oesterreich (that's a weird enough name for anyone!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Caitrin
Date: 25 Apr 01 - 10:30 AM

Just a warning...
*cue dramatic Imperial music*
My Death Star is now fully operational. I have heard that the rebel scum is congregating in a bar known as The Mudcat Tavern (doubtlessly another one of that Calrissian fellow's places), therefore it shall be the test target. You are powerless to stop me. Mwahahahahahaha!


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: GUEST,Matt_R
Date: 25 Apr 01 - 10:33 AM

All through history the way of truth and love has always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall, always.

--Mohandas Gandhi


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Mad Maudlin
Date: 25 Apr 01 - 10:36 AM

Caitrin: Bah. We rebels aren't afraid of anything. So come here if you dare! Nyah nyah nyah!

BTW, I've just viewed the possum pics. Spaw, I'm shocked. I always thought you were a decent person. *BG* Got to lie down in a darkened room until the shaking wears off...


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: GUEST,Matt_R
Date: 25 Apr 01 - 10:44 AM

Yeah! Not afraid of ANYTHING! After all, our SOA kickball team is called "The Black Goats of Death", and our motto is "Bleed Fire. Vomit Darkness. Play Kickball." Your Death Star is merely a really big magic 8-ball filled with pinball machine parts.

--Goodwyn Hawtayne


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 25 Apr 01 - 10:51 AM

To get back to the original question...
naked mole-rats have always given me the creeps, so I nominate them (sorry, guys, but only a mother could love you..)See: Here
RtS


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Mad Maudlin
Date: 25 Apr 01 - 03:56 PM

Wooo-hoo! And we play Rollerball as well! And we eat our lettuce raw! Boy, are we brave!

Nagut Werum

Er...Roger: Yes, they're, um, optically challenged, but do you want to have them as sacred animals or as unclean beasts?


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Mad Maudlin
Date: 25 Apr 01 - 04:03 PM

BTW, here's a little something for Buford, Paw, Cletus & the Reg boys:

Redneck Jedi

This is my first blue clicky, so I hope it works...


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Mad Maudlin
Date: 25 Apr 01 - 04:08 PM

Damn, it should have been REdneck Jedi

Sorry!


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Caitrin
Date: 25 Apr 01 - 04:53 PM

Hah, yourselves, Rebel Scum! We'll see who's laughing when the Tavern is buried under 2000 gallons of Turkey Turd Beer.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Naemanson
Date: 25 Apr 01 - 05:04 PM

Mad Maudlin, I don't eat them, I hug them.

I lookie, lookie, lookie,
For a sweet Mudwookie
To share with me mudnoo...

what?! NOOOOO!

BZZZZWWHIPPPP!

It was Darth Sweeney Todd and his lightrazor! I was lucky to escape with my head!

Just a naked mudwookie,
Wishing for mudnookie,
While I play hookie,
From my lost bouzookie.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Mad Maudlin
Date: 25 Apr 01 - 05:56 PM

Darth Caitrin: Hmmm, I *love* Turkey Turd! We drink that a lot, here on Corellia... *burp* Don't know about the other Rebels, though, maybe those little sissies don't know what good beer is...

Naemanson, okay, nice try. But I think I'll make you my sacred animal nevertheless. If only for your poetry. :-) And I'll help you fight Darth Sweeney Todd - just keep him at bay until the batteries of his lightrazor run out. I saw him buy those cheap ones, so it must only be a matter of minutes. Shaving a Mudwookie's fur...grrrrrrr....how could he!


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Midchuck
Date: 25 Apr 01 - 06:10 PM

Star Wars is to science fiction as Hot New Country is to country music.

Why don't you people try some of the good stuff?

Peter.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: lady penelope
Date: 25 Apr 01 - 06:26 PM

No No NO NoNo.It's.......

Stage name : - 2nd christian name followed by your street name. eg Penelope Chewton

Porn star name : - the name of your 1st pet followed by your mothers' maiden name. eg Snowball Burns " These are not the sheep you're looking for."

Micwa bulon


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 26 Apr 01 - 03:17 AM

Tom Cartersfield ... I think that's got soemthing.
Lassie Heighton ... er, I think that's got something as well, but something ... else!

Pete Starkers (1964)


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Chip2447
Date: 26 Apr 01 - 03:51 AM

OH OH Thread drift... Arthur Zee; mite work. As truthfull as it mite be, Tiny Clevanger just does'nt have that porn star ring to it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 26 Apr 01 - 10:02 AM

I've just realised that my daughter's PS name would be "Harry Hill"--I don't know whether I should be relieved or worried. "Repa Hisut" may be an improvement (who can say?), but "Alexandra Castle" sounds like a railway engine!

Steve


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 26 Apr 01 - 10:18 AM

Still favour naked molerats as unclean beasts.
Stage name: Martin Fernbank
Pornstar: Rex Nechells
Star Wars:Rogsh Chbir (nah, sounds like a curry)
Still prefer to be:
RtS (The one and only- "there'll never, be another, missus"-Max Miller)


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Naemanson
Date: 26 Apr 01 - 10:42 AM

I finally figured out my Star Wars name and Porn Star Name.

Star Wars name: Brebu Damid

Porn Star Name: Christy Route 2

I guess my career as a porn star has been cut short at the gitgo.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Mad Maudlin
Date: 26 Apr 01 - 11:31 AM

Hmmm...what about people who have no second name? Does that mean they'll never get famous? *sniff*

My porn star name would be Nicky Haupt (I lived on a Hauptstrasse, or Main Street).

Naemanson, I like "Route 2"! May I call you Mr Route 2 ? :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Caitrin
Date: 26 Apr 01 - 12:26 PM

Hey now, Midchuck! The fact that I like Star Wars doesn't change the fact that I've read more than my fair share of Heinlein, Asimov, and Verne.
As for stage name, I end up as "Marie Spring". *grins* Good thing I'm a techie and don't need it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Amergin
Date: 26 Apr 01 - 01:35 PM

Hmmm.....My stage name is Isaac Northtenth......

My porn name is Cocoa Tompkins.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Mad Maudlin
Date: 26 Apr 01 - 01:44 PM

Right, Caitrin, the same goes for me. I've read nearly everything of Asimov, Heinlein, Niven, the whole bunch. good to know that there's another Asimov fan out there, I thought I was the sole survivor :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Naemanson
Date: 26 Apr 01 - 03:03 PM

You ain't the only survivor, Mad Maudlin. On the day Isaac died I stood in my living room and cried. It signalled the passing of an era. Heinlein, Niven, Asimov, Anderson, etc. Some gone some still with us. the new guys have a whole different flavor.

But that's the thread creep we need to avoid.

I'm a Mudwookie, brash and big,
Naked, without a leaf of fig,
Before I take another swig,
I need a huge full body wig.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Nemesis
Date: 26 Apr 01 - 04:13 PM

Hilch Saucra - obviously my own personal version of nihilism

and porn star name: Sandy St Mary - that sounds like a small village in the middle of a large scale OS map!


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Mad Maudlin
Date: 26 Apr 01 - 04:28 PM

Well said, that about the passing of an era. I'm currently re-reading my Foundation series, and still find them as great as the first time. The robot stories are wonderful, too--hard to say what is the best of them. And,yes, I nearly forgot Anderson! Of course, he should belong to that science fiction writers' "pantheon" as well...

Naemanson, your Wookie poetry is really cool! The full body wig nearly made me snort my tea all over my monitor! There's a cartoon in it somewhere, I'll see if I get it out. Wish I could write fun stuff like that, but sadly, I'm just a scrawny little Rebel pilot in dire need of a haircut and no sense for poetry...but wait...there's something creeping into my brain:

The Rebel Pilot's Space Chantey
(Tune: The Lands of Liberty)

Then I'll cut off my long yellow hair,
Orange overalls I'll don.
I'll sign on a Calamari ship,
My passage I'll work free
And I'll fly the great big galaxy
In search of the Mudwookie!

Ahem. My two cents. (Yeah I know, but it's late at night here so don't yell at me :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Naemanson
Date: 26 Apr 01 - 05:08 PM

Late at night? Are you on the eastern shore of the pond?


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Mad Maudlin
Date: 26 Apr 01 - 05:10 PM

Yes, indeed. To be exact, from Germany. Didn't you notice the accent? :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Naemanson
Date: 26 Apr 01 - 10:18 PM

Answer: 9W

Question: Do you spell you name with a "V", Herr Wagner?

(Stolen from the pun thread)

No I didn't notice any accent. Funny about the coincidence. One of my coworkers just left today to visit her daughter in Germany.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Mad Maudlin
Date: 27 Apr 01 - 01:59 PM

Ve ssink sis is not funny! *BG* That's really funny that your coworker went to Germany! She should have picked a better time, though, the weather is rotten over here--not that it's always raining: No! It also hails! Wish I was back on Tatooine...

Oh give me a home where the Sandpeople roam,
Where the Jawas and Banthas all play,
Where seldom is heard a stormtrooper's word
And the suns they do bake us all day!


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Naemanson
Date: 27 Apr 01 - 02:47 PM

A Mudwoookie am I,
And I fly Tattooine;s skies
In search of Darth Todd
Whose eye is rather odd
His light razor's slick,
And he shaved me so quick
And when the hair was gone
And on the floor scattered round
This Wookie now pale and pink,
Away to hide had to slink

But now once more I stand and roar
Over the sands I dip and soar,
Revenge is all that's on my mind,
That barber I swear I'll find,
My body wig covers me well,
Once more with pride I swell
Soon I'll have my fill
And his life's blood I will spill.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Caitrin
Date: 27 Apr 01 - 03:32 PM

Imperial Space Chantey

It's a hey-ho, heigh-ho
Cruisin' through the stars
Shootin' down the Rebels
and hangin' out in bars
It's a ho-hey, heigh-hey
Our soldiers cannot aim
But still the Dark will triumph
and the Light go up in flames!

~Darth Caitrin


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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts?
From: Mad Maudlin
Date: 27 Apr 01 - 03:54 PM

*sniff* Wookie, I hardly knew ye!

Hmmm...a poetry competition you want, Darth Caitrin? Hmmm? Alright, you asked for it!

The Rebel Space Chantey #2

We're close to the Death Star, it hangs in the sky,
Hey ho, and blow that thing up!
Imperials don't see us as we all roar by,
Hey ho and blow that thing up!

We're a bunch of no-goods but still we win fame,
Hey ho, and blow that thing up!
Who cares if our leader can't spell his own name!
Hey ho, and blow that thing up!

And when this is over we'll have such a binge,
Hey ho, and blow that thing up!
That even old Jabba with horror would cringe,
Hey ho, and blow that thing up!


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