mwahahahaha!

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: CarolC
Date: 16 May 01 - 11:39 PM

I know there is quite a bit of controversy raging over flattop's actual stature. Sometimes people get the impression that he's taller than he is because of his amazingly impressive build.

I hope these pictures of flattop in his role of professional body builder, 'Professor Atilla' will set the record straight.

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 16 May 01 - 10:52 PM

I noticed it, too, hesperis...

Mark

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: CarolC
Date: 16 May 01 - 07:34 PM

Not to worry, hesperis. Little Hawk was a perfect gentleman, and he remained steadfast and true to his beautiful sweetheart.

Things looked pretty desperate for a little while there, but Little Hawk took out his guitar and started singing 'Elvis Loves Me', and they quieted right down. That's when we made good our escape.

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: hesperis
Date: 16 May 01 - 07:04 PM

Carol - LH hoards young ladies? I never knew that!

LH - um, you have just described flattop as "towering" after we've spent considerable effort to persuade 'catters that he is only a foot tall... and blue-skinned. And as for people being scared of him... well, it could be his size, I suppose. After all, short people can hit you *very easily* where it hurts. Not having to stoop to a low blow can be a frightening advantage over more unfortunate, taller people.

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: CarolC
Date: 16 May 01 - 06:08 PM

Well, gnu, lets just say you don't want to meet him in a dark alley without your pepper spray...

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: gnu
Date: 16 May 01 - 03:50 PM

flattop is big as well as being a Caper ? What a combo !!!

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 May 01 - 02:46 PM

Yes, he is one brutal piece of work, isn't he, Carol? If the massive muscles and the towering stature weren't enough to put someone off, his acid tongue is more than sufficient to reduce them to a quivering heap! I make it a point to take flattop along whenever I am required to play acoustic music in the seedier types of bars, such as those frequented by local biker gangs. He just curls his lip in a slight sneer and they shove off right fast!

- LH

y'know, I think this thread has about run its course....

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: CarolC
Date: 16 May 01 - 02:16 AM

Yeah. But it would have been ok, though. I had flattop there to protect me, too. He's a very powerfull and intimidating looking guy. People don't mess with him too much.

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Amergin
Date: 16 May 01 - 01:25 AM

Well, if you had been carrying that lovely squeeze box of yours on your chest I could see why...

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: CarolC
Date: 16 May 01 - 01:05 AM

Nah. If they had been guys with long hair, I would have had to fend them off. ;-)

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Amergin
Date: 16 May 01 - 12:19 AM

But Carol...they could have been guys with long hair....

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 May 01 - 12:11 AM

Why thanks, Carol! (Grin)

- LH

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 15 May 01 - 11:39 PM

Liz, I can sit on my hair, too, but...oh, never mind...

M

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: CarolC
Date: 15 May 01 - 04:45 PM

Don't let the hair fool you, Amergin. Little Hawk is quite a manly man. You should have seen him fending off hoards of admiring young females in the Toronto subways with nothing to protect him but his guitar.

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Amergin
Date: 15 May 01 - 04:40 PM

Yeah, and I look at your picture, LH, and that song Dude Looks Like a Lady....keeps flowing through my brain...

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 May 01 - 04:19 PM

Milo2201 - Say ready ?

no visit on call in this umbrella?

Nebby little lowenbrau can be seen rising on the

halfshell ! The mwahahahahaha does indeed rule the

waves! Ps my grandmother wasn't, but it's okay/.

less out of the 3 psi placing on register

Matt - Why thank you! This means I DO have long hair after all.

- LH

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Milo2201
Date: 15 May 01 - 03:13 PM

Never trust an orphan assassin who claims to have no parents ?

we are new hear ? here ? so nice to visit a new thinking persons dyslexic dribbler !

Lost in the web spider to the mwahahahaha! Ps my grandmother was married in Karachi too /.

lots from the 10 sec spot in space

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Matt_R
Date: 13 May 01 - 07:02 PM

Well,

#1.) Liam & Noel do NOT have long hair. Medium, but not long. Not as long as LH's.

#2.) Original rhythm guitar player Paul Arthurs was known as "Bonehead" since he was a child, because of his very short hair. Shorter than mine.

#3.) My love of Oasis has nothing to do with fashion.

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Snuffy
Date: 13 May 01 - 06:56 PM

If you hate long hair, Matt, how come you worship Oasis - I've never thought of Noel or Liam as skinheads! :-}

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Matt_R
Date: 13 May 01 - 06:50 PM

Don't really matter to me, LH. As soon as I start to go bald, I'm gonna shave it all off.

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 May 01 - 03:28 PM

Matt - With an attitude like that you may yet end up being Captain of the starship Enterprise one day...

- LH

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Mooh
Date: 13 May 01 - 08:52 AM

Not giving a shit one way or the other about style, I never notice that my hair is getting longer until the Bride gently reminds me that it's been a while since she cut my hair. This happens more or less annually. It is longish now. When I do get it cut, it is with the extreme setting on the shears.

Been thinkin' though...what if I went without a cut for a couple of years and then had a fundraising shear-off to raise money for some charity or another. My sister did this for the Girl Guides. Shaved her head clean, she did. The church choir could use some cash...

In the meantime I might have to bathe more often, and I don't know if I can handle that.

Mooh.

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: GUEST,Matt_R
Date: 12 May 01 - 02:58 PM

ICK! I HATE long hair!! I always keep mine in a nice USMC regulation High-and_Tight.

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Big Mick
Date: 12 May 01 - 01:55 PM

Yeah, Hawk, when I was younger, after the service, my hair reached my belt when it was braided. What a pain in Amergins arse that was...........LOL. Now that I am 50, I figure I shouldn't let it get much past the middle of my back. Wouldn't be proper..............LOL

All the best,

Mick

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: lady penelope
Date: 12 May 01 - 04:26 AM

Ah, you must come to sunny Walthamstow in London UK. We'll have you peirced, half shaven with flea lines in no time! Innit?

TTFN M'Lady P.

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 May 01 - 04:07 AM

I can still sit on my hair.... The Lady Penelope can also do the same..... Sometimes we sit on each others, depends how much room there is in the pub.

Keeps my back warm in winter and pads out the crash helmet nicely when I'm riding....

LTS

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: CarolC
Date: 11 May 01 - 07:36 PM

(eewwww... )

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Amergin
Date: 11 May 01 - 07:32 PM

Yeah, Carol....I finally had to cut it because I got tired of scrubbing all the dingleberries out....

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 May 01 - 07:28 PM

Pretty good hair, Mick! I once had longer hair than that, but I cut it to about its present length in 1980. It's nice to know there are people out there keeping the long-haired tradition alive.

- LH

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: gnu
Date: 11 May 01 - 05:48 AM

I remember my long hair days. Now I long for my hair days.

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: CarolC
Date: 11 May 01 - 01:58 AM

Oh, Amergin, I can't even begin to tell you how much difficulty I'm having right now refraining from making the obvious *crack* in response to your 11-May-01 - 01:43 AM post.

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Amergin
Date: 11 May 01 - 01:43 AM

Great picture, Mick! Never figured you for a long haired hippy! *BG*

Oh well, a few years ago my hair was so long I had to part it just to wipe my butt....

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Big Mick
Date: 11 May 01 - 01:16 AM

Try it now, 'Gin. I didn't realize that I had it password protected. I just took it off. Let me know if it viewable now, please?

Mick

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Amergin
Date: 11 May 01 - 01:03 AM

Well, Mick me lad, that is a rather nice picture of a padlock...with the words password protected stamped over it....

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Big Mick
Date: 11 May 01 - 12:34 AM

Sheeeeiiiiiitttt, Hawk. You call that long hair???? LOOK HERE for long hair. I am the big fella in the middle playing the vintage Guild 12 string.

Mick

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: hesperis
Date: 11 May 01 - 12:06 AM

Yeah, eh?

Police with long hair? That's just GROOVY, man!

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 May 01 - 08:08 PM

You wound me, Madam! You cut me to the quick! I live in Orillia, Ontario, Canada...the hometown of Gordon Lightfoot. Where do you live, anyway? I would love a place where the police have longer hair than I do. Please supply directions at once, and expect a visit from the Hawk to check out the hair situation.

- LH

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: lady penelope
Date: 10 May 01 - 07:59 PM

Call that long hair??!! Cripes, where do you live that that's long? Boot camp from hell? I had more hair left when the demon barber gave me a perm and I went from waist length hair to what I consider bald! The police round my way have longer hair than that!

And Mistress Teacup, you're not thinking the right way, you should be planning to infiltrate the charts and ruin Bratney from the inside, suddenly substituting lyrics that may need to be heard twice, introducing original riffs, just tear her credibility to bits. I dunno, young girls........

TTFN M'Lady P.

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Matt_R
Date: 10 May 01 - 11:53 AM

That's "humorless" for all the folks who can't read Canadian. Such perspicacious tropologies should not be allowed in modern times as these!

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 May 01 - 10:00 AM

LEJ - Did you hear about the Bob Dylan Garbled and Unrecognizable Speech Center that has opened? Spaw alerted me about it. Check it out if you can.

gnu - "humourless"??? You dare to call me humourless? Call me didactic, call me petty, call me vague and insular, but don't call me humourless!

You deserve to be in Oggieland for that, eh?

- LH

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 10 May 01 - 12:27 AM

Hey its giz. U cant kill britney either, believe me I've tried *muahahaha!!!!* They come out of a blow up blonde hair blue eyes machine:( too bad we could have achieved so much *mumbles*........ ~giz

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Amergin
Date: 09 May 01 - 11:01 PM

ROFL! You is funny, Mark....

Yeah, Lh, but Mr. Twain didn't live long enough to see what San Francisco is like today.....

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 09 May 01 - 10:55 PM

Aretha Franklin done sung it.

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: gnu
Date: 09 May 01 - 08:06 PM

At this time of night, u and a are not far apart. Perhaps my concentration on the humour clouded my grammar. Natural Woman... tip of my tongue... can't spit it out ?long hair ? No ? you humourless cretin.

Screw it. I am going to Oggieland.

gnightgnu

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 May 01 - 08:00 PM

Those weak moments are what make life worth living...

- LH

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 09 May 01 - 07:56 PM

Little Hawk's hair? I thought that was an accordion...shows you how much I know.

Aloha,
Mark (who avoided opening this thread for 3 days but had a weak moment -- welcome to the funhouse, alicia)

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 May 01 - 07:54 PM

gnu - It's "sang", you larcenous cretin! "Sung" is the past participle.

Amergin - I don't shave my armpits, so I guess I qualify as the natural type. Matter of fact, I don't shave my legs either, come to think of it. I do shave my face, however. I am not a cross dresser. (Well, not often, anyway...). When someone tosses me a flounder while I'm sitting down knitting, I close my legs quickly to catch it, rather than opening them to snare it in my skirt. This proves I am male beyond a shadow of a doubt. Read some Mark Twain if you don't believe me.

I am deeply disappointed to find that Mudcat has devolved to gross slurs and assaults on character. Yes, deeply! I may cancel my membership in the NYCFTTS if this goes on!

- LH

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: gnu
Date: 09 May 01 - 07:24 PM

Who sung "Natural Woman" ? It's on the tip of my tongue, but I can't spit it out.

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: Amergin
Date: 09 May 01 - 07:21 PM

Hes, has she ever heard of implants? or is she one of those natural woman types?

Subject: RE: mwahahahaha!
From: hesperis
Date: 09 May 01 - 07:19 PM

Yeah, if Hawk's a woman, (s)he's the most flat-chested one in the history of (wo)mankind!!!!!!!!!

emily-o - So THAT'S why... I wondered how they kept on making bands that sound EXACTLY the same! Know we know!