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Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: SeanM Date: 02 Jul 01 - 05:49 PM OK, if we're divvying up the US, can we please give California to the Innuit? I've always wanted to be an Eskimo... M |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: GUEST,Guess again? Date: 02 Jul 01 - 06:09 PM You didn't guess last time. I got a better idee. Make England the 51st State. |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 02 Jul 01 - 06:17 PM SharonA: No, the parts of the US that belonged to France and Spain we got by purchase, along with Alaska purchased from Russia. On the other hand a lot of the southwestern part of the US we stole from Mexico, and Hawaii was stolen from its own people. By your logic (which I can't fault too badly) that should go back. Dave Oesterreich |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Gareth Date: 02 Jul 01 - 06:30 PM Guest - geuss Again I thought we were the 51st State Gareth |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: GUEST,Joe Date: 02 Jul 01 - 10:20 PM Hello Actually our independence should be celebrated on the six of July Bluebelle you can renounce your US citizenship it is called defection I think you can still do that. SharonA your right about the North American Indians but then again you think they would let us back in after the way we screwed them over the first time.I feel though we should not have any months for any particular ethnic group. Murray I will be damned if I wanted the US to Join with the UK I very much like my right to keep and bear arms
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Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Jack the Sailor Date: 03 Jul 01 - 09:27 AM OK, How about this? Anyone who wants to be a state can be an independant state with rights respected and traditions celebrated. We stop worrying about who owns what historically and we all take responsibility for looking after the whole thing. We respect Joes right to wear tank tops. And we all try to get along without killing each other over something as inconsequential as whose ancestor lived where. |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: MMario Date: 03 Jul 01 - 09:35 AM Well - as a Fanatical member of the Cape Cod Independence League - how's this for a scenario... Cape Cod secedes from the US - allows the U.K. to become a territory; annexes Canada and reclaims the Sandwich Islands (Hawaii) |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 03 Jul 01 - 09:44 AM How about an Irish Commonwealth? Any country with citizens of Irish descent could join.
That would mean every country on the planet, for a start. |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Jack the Sailor Date: 03 Jul 01 - 10:01 AM As provisional chairman of the Front for the Independance Of My Neighbour And Me (FITIOMNAM) I hereby declare the soverignty of 324 and 326 Maple Ave... Oh! no! My neighbour just seceded!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: InOBU Date: 03 Jul 01 - 02:34 PM Well, I fear it will soon all be moot, after four years of the idiot Baby Bush at the helm, the world may just be a dusty grey dead rock in four years, no countries, no people, a planit of roaches. Cheers! ;-) Larry |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Lonesome EJ Date: 03 Jul 01 - 03:26 PM Sure we "stole" much of the American Southwest from Mexico, right after they "stole" it from Spain, who "stole" it from the Navajo, Zuni, Hopi, Apache, and Comanche, who "stole" it from the Anasazi and Sinagua, who "stole" it from whoever preceded them. We may need a Cultural Anthropologist to tell us what ancient tribe actually own it, but my feeling is it belongs to the snakes, lizards, and antelopes that still live there. |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Amos Date: 03 Jul 01 - 04:33 PM As for celebrating "getting rid" of the Colonies, Graham, you sure paid the Hessians a nice piece of change to come stop our uppity little separation, dincha? If you-all were so effin' anxious to divest yourselves of Adams and Company, how come you spilled so much lucre and blood protesting the decision? Seems to me your appointed representative Mister Third was articulating a slightly different policy at the time. 'Course it could have all just been that impenetrable British subtlety at work, or the remarkable economic finesse that cost you almost all of the Empire and 80% of your currency's value in the last century...I couldn't say, being a sorta unsubtile sort myself. But somehow this malarkey jes' don' add up! Regards, A |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: catspaw49 Date: 03 Jul 01 - 04:47 PM I want to ally the fears of many of you who read Larry's (InOTB) post above regarding the future of things. Well, I fear it will soon all be moot, after four years of the idiot Baby Bush at the helm, the world may just be a dusty grey dead rock in four years, no countries, no people, a planet of roaches. Cheers! ;-) Larry Fear not friends, for should it be so, or even if it is so, Larry and Sorcha Dorcha will be playing on Friday night at the ruins of some joint on 42nd Street (unsponsored by the remains of the resident folk club as usual). Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: CarolC Date: 03 Jul 01 - 04:59 PM I vote for MMario's plan! I've got sponsors up in Cape Cod, and relatives and maybe sponsors in Canada, too. So I can be a citizen of your country, right? I'm related to a sizable percentage of the island of Bermuda... can we make that a part of the deal as well? |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: catspaw49 Date: 03 Jul 01 - 05:02 PM Ya' know, I just gotta' pruuufreed sometimes. That word would be "allay" as opposed to "ally." However I would point out that both can apply to Larry, the Plug-O-Matic. Ally is what his posts usually are and allay is something he hasn't had in 32 years. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Lonesome EJ Date: 03 Jul 01 - 05:48 PM Damn it Spaw, you got me chortling aloud again with that Sorcha Dorcha post. |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Amos Date: 03 Jul 01 - 05:48 PM Spaw: You are worse than flat-rolled tin -- absolutely uncorrugatable!! A |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 04 Jul 01 - 10:54 AM I sometimes wonder, if it hadn't been for American independence, would slavery have been abolished quicker in America, or would it have continued longer in Britain?
I'm inclined to think the latter. I imagine the danger of provoking a breakaway by the American Colonies would probably have been argued strongly by Wilberforce's opponents.
I think it could be argued that the dates of the abolition of slavery should be the really important dates in both countries. But how many people could say what they are? |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Grab Date: 04 Jul 01 - 02:41 PM Amos, my humblest apologies for making a joke. Anyway, that's how you can tell George the Third was mad - he wanted to keep America! Wotta nutta... Graham. |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: texastoolman Date: 04 Jul 01 - 02:45 PM you know while we are celebrating our indepenece we might also think of the price it cost the native pop. we have the distinction of performing alomst total genocide long before hitler ever came on the scene all hail maifest destiny and almost totla extinction of the buffalo in orde to starve out the natives as for bush(we call him shrub,down here) i'm sure if he has anything to do with it he'll sacrifice alaska in order to further gouge the american public and call it free market trade let him stick a feather in his hat and call it trickle down economics can anyone say"voodoo economics" HAPPY FOURTH FOLKS .................................tex |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 05 Jul 01 - 01:19 AM Amos, "If you-all were so effin' anxious to divest yourselves of Adams and Company, how come you spilled so much lucre and blood protesting the decision?" As well as I can remember, Gerry Adams and Company - by 'Company' I assume you mean Martin McGuiness - offered to decommission their muskets, but the government of England would not agree, and then sent the Hessians over for the bloodletting. Am I right, or am I totally (as Spaw would say) "Focked-up?" Yours, etc., etc. Seamus |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Amos Date: 05 Jul 01 - 11:28 AM I was think of a different Adams, I think. The guy who hung out with Revere, Hancock, Paine, and that rtabble-rousing lot. Massachusetts guy! Graham, no hard feelings; I knew you were joking but I wanted to vent a bit anyway -- please excuse! Oh, and send my apologies to Mister Third. A |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Grab Date: 05 Jul 01 - 01:33 PM Amos, is that the same Adams who the Sam Adams beer is named after? Or a different Adams? Any relation? I'd pass on your regards to Georgie boy, but I'm afraid he's not on the phone on account of being dead these last couple of hundred years... Graham. |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: LoopySanchez Date: 06 Jul 01 - 12:27 PM How about if we just give you back New Jersey? Just kidding, people! |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Gervase Date: 09 Jul 01 - 11:26 AM OK, we'll take Noo Joisey if you'll take Birmingham and all the bloody roads around it! |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's Forget the Fourth of July From: Amos Date: 09 Jul 01 - 11:34 AM Actually, you guys may be on to something, here.... if we take Birmingham and give you New Jersey, and may we could give Idaho to France and take, say, Rhone province in exchange; let's see....we could give Nebraska to Iraq in exchange for the whole valley where civilization was started. And maybe trade Novosibirsk for a section of Alaska. Then we'd have ourtselves a built in incentive not to bomb each other. Someone write Bushy boy and tell him we figured out a way to save him a LOT of money from his missile defense system! A |