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Song Challenge! - Part 77 |
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 77 From: Genie Date: 25 Dec 01 - 11:34 PM Derrymasch, I don't know how I managed to miss your "Ducks of Magheralin" take-off the first time around, but having finally read it, I am ROTFLMAO! Genie P.S., Your really are out of your mind, but what a marvelous mind to be out of! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 77 From: GUEST,Sonja Date: 26 Dec 01 - 12:02 AM Mudself, can you help me fix a couple of lines in my songs? In the song "Oh, What A Wild Office Party," please change "The porn is astounding--some elephant size," to "The porn is as high as a elephant's thigh." Also, in the next to last chorus of "Fifty Ways to Scan Uncovered," please change "Ms. Cox" to "Rox." Thanks, Sonja (Done - a mudelf) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 77 From: Aidan Crossey Date: 26 Dec 01 - 05:30 AM Such high praise ... makes the real world seem so mundane! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 77 From: Amos Date: 26 Dec 01 - 05:24 PM That's the rub, i'n'nit, derry ?-- the real world can't hold a candle to the joys of the Cat; but you can't download pizza!! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 77 From: Genie Date: 27 Dec 01 - 11:51 PM Áine, I didn't expect you to be gone so long when you posted the note about the trip to Dallas. I hope everything's all right and that you haven't visited the challenge site since the 22nd because you're just too busy having fun in Dallas. Meanwhile, now that Santa's done his business in our chimneys for one year, so we can get back to creative writing, how about some more Mudcats giving our fearless leader some more poetry to read when she gets back? Genie |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 77 From: Amos Date: 28 Dec 01 - 01:30 AM A´ine, darlin', What's up then, TGG? You okay? Let us hear from you, then....we miss your dulcet tones and minty sprinkles! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 77 From: Barky Date: 28 Dec 01 - 01:52 AM Apparantly there's been much happening in my year or so of absence.... the quality of the Challenge!s and the Challenge!ers has much improved.. I'm enjoying this... May have to work myself up to the level of these songs. Just you wait, though... The great Barky has returned.... ;0) Hey y'all! ~Barky |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 77 From: Barky Date: 28 Dec 01 - 02:01 AM For the first attempt in over a year: (to the tune of the Wicked Witch of the West's theme) No more Xeroxed bottoms! No more Xeroxed bottoms! *cackle cackle* ~Barky |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 77 From: Barky Date: 28 Dec 01 - 12:06 PM Good Morning, America! ~Barky |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 77 From: MMario Date: 28 Dec 01 - 12:32 PM welcome bark barky! you've been missed. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 77 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 28 Dec 01 - 01:58 PM Genie, since you asked for more, This one is based upon....
BONEY FINGERS
See the bottom come down and the glass won't hold 'er
Oh the fuser needs replacing and there's no toner
Check out the output trays -Whadda ya get?
Yea! I've had a pretty ass as long as I remember
Its great to colate -Whadda ya get?
I don't like the exposure the copy lamp's too hot
Whe you try to cover liability -Whadda ya get? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 77 From: Amos Date: 28 Dec 01 - 02:58 PM Hey, Bark!! Welcome back!! A. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 77 From: GUEST,Arjay Date: 28 Dec 01 - 04:18 PM Following up on Sonja's introit of "Wreck Your Balls Upon the Copier," here's a modest submission (about an immodest practice). Arjay Rack Your Balls Rack your balls upon the copier; Fa la la la la La la la la See the flashing jewels before us. Fa la la la la La la la la Fast away th'enjoyment passeth. Fa la la la la La la la la (* or "screw-ed") |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 77 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 28 Dec 01 - 04:39 PM Bravo RJ |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 77 From: Amos Date: 28 Dec 01 - 06:24 PM Áine's jes' fine -- I talked to her -- it's just that she had to cook for twelve people AND read two big books she got for Xmas, and you know how these things go. AND tonight is young son's birthday. She'll be back right soon!! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 77 From: Genie Date: 28 Dec 01 - 08:53 PM Jack, good job with your "Boney Asses!" Hoyt Axton, I'm sure, is rolling over in his grave laughing! Genie Amos, thanks for checking on our dear Áine for us. (We should all have such troubles!) Looking forward to your return, O Great Challenge! Generator, slinger of Cow Chips and B.L.O.B.s, and Supreme Judge! Genie P.S., By my count, this thread is far from beating the record (111 posts, I think) for a Song Challenge! You other Mudcatters, Áine's holiday break give you time to submit more doggere..., er, poetry. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 77 From: Áine Date: 02 Jan 02 - 07:19 PM Alrightey, Challenge!rs -- Here ya go, your belated Christmas pressies of Cow Chips and what-nots. Thanks so much for the past year's belly laughs and gut wrenching guffaws -- You all are GREAT!!! ;-) -- Áine
Winners of the Golden Cow Chip with Shamrock Cluster (The Shamrock Cluster is awarded for a very high level of imagination, imagery, and/or creative use of language in a song): |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 77 From: Genie Date: 03 Jan 02 - 02:49 PM Welcome back, Áine! Thanks for the kudos (cow chips). I missed your B.L.O.B slinging, but glad to hear you got some good reading in. Hope your thumb's all right soon. Genie |
Subject: Song Challenge! Pt 77 - Virgin Christmas party From: Genie Date: 06 Dec 10 - 02:43 AM In the spirit of the holiday festivities, I refresh this wonderful Song Challenge! Many delightful new twists on old Christmas carols here, indeed! |
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