Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?

Subject: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Red Eye
Date: 30 Mar 02 - 11:19 PM

As we in Britain move towards the 50th year of the queens reign, the celebrations being organised to honour it have been ignored by many councils and 'subjects'. Have the two recent deaths been organised to make us feel sympathy and patriotic towards the queen and result in a show of solidarity with our blue blooded masters?

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Sorcha
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 12:32 AM

O for pity's sake. It looks like Troll Alert. Just how could anyone "orchestrate" the death of someone 101 years old?????? Knock it off. (Sorry, I know I shouldn't have posted to this but I just get fed up sometimes.)

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: catspaw49
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 01:11 AM

LMAO!!!!!! Damn Sorch!! It sure is a troll but ya' gotta' admit it's the funniest one we've had around here in ages~~~

Red Eye, if this ain't a troll/joke, you need to get some professional help!!!!!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: khandu
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 01:48 AM

No No No! It is a conspiracy but not for the reasons suggested. The deaths were orchestrated by the Dutch! Yes! The Dutch! "Why?" you ask. For diversion!

Every year the Dutch push the dikes out a wee bit farther, given them more land. But where does the water go? Yes! It rises higher upon our shores and the shores of every place on Earth! We are getting smaller, while the Dutch are growing larger. Eventually, their land will be the size of North America! Sure, it will take forever, but the Dutch are very patient and long-suffering, as well as long-sighted!

To sway attention from their diabolical activity, they create diversions throughout the world! They were the ones responsible for the fill in the blank!And they did it to draw attention from themselves!

Maybe NOW I will finally be considered for "Man of the Year"!

khandu

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 05:35 AM

My God -your right -it is the Dutch!!! You only have to look at the East Coast of England to realise that coastal erosion is allowing our soil to be swept across the North Sea . Its making Rotterdam enormous!!! (I shall begin to take counter measures -I will never wear orange in public and ban Edam cheese from my household- fight back England - the enemy is amongst us!!!!

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 05:50 AM

Well I suppose some good things come from Holland!

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: greg stephens
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 05:52 AM

Sorcha's reaction to this posting could be the subject of a whole essay on mutual incomprehension, two cultures separated by a common language.....words fail me.

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: InOBU
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 06:14 AM

In reality, it was not her death (the dear old thing) but her long life which was the conspiracy. The palace just could not find a time when it would serve the interest of her nation for her to die, one thing and another came up, while she waited, often royaly board and not at all amused by the hijinks of her decendants, for an opportunity for her to slip away - waiting for a time when she might be mourned but not really inconvience anyone. At last a small window of opportunity was presented, and the old dear decided not to wait for the official OK, put duty aside and went looking for her husband.
Have a wonderful enterinty, from a less than loyal Irish neighbor. We enjoyed your being here. Bless the old girl.
Cheers and my condolences to her family and nation. Larry

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Tam the bam fraeSaltcoatsScotland
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 06:18 AM

What a load of rubbish, the two of died one of old age and the other of self abuse.

ie. too much drink and tobacco.

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 06:23 AM

Which was wich?

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Jon Freeman
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 06:26 AM

Living on the East coast of England and having observed the erosion, I have to agree with the Dutch conspiracy theory. Like Linda, I need to take action but the problem is I never wear orange in public and hate Edam cheese already... maybe I should behead any tulip that shows its face in the garden I guess they may be Dutch spies...

Jon

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Bonnie Shaljean
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 06:34 AM

Nope. Khandu's right. It WAS the Dutch. I can see it clearly now. Their evil plan has been right there all along, encoded in "The Low Low Lands Of Holland" (my television sends me messages too).

When the "press gang" comes to take away the new husband, what he doesn't realise is that they are not British but DUTCH, and have come to carry him off to the low low lands of Holland so they can draft him into fighting on THEIR side: the "enemy" is his own people. How diabolical! Gives new meaning to the old saying "We have met the enemy and he is us."

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Snuffy
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 06:51 AM

Strange how both Margaret and the QM died in time for the Sunday papers to make a big splash. Murdoch isn't Dutch, is he?

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 06:52 AM

Blessed are the cheesemakers.

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: CarolC
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 07:20 AM

khandu, I think you definitely get my vote for "Man of the Year". And I think you deserve a Nobel Prize or something, too. How ever did you manage to uncover this dastardly master plan of theirs?

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 08:05 AM

I knew a dutch bloke called Hendrick once, he had really long hair and used to smoke funny smelling tobbacco.

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Jon Freeman
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 08:09 AM

My God John - if everyone with really long hair who smokes funny smelling tobacco is Dutch, I reckon we are doomed.

Jon

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: gnu
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 08:17 AM

And all those cutesy-pie stories like the little fellow saving the dyke by inserting his finger in a small hole... obviously meant to cover up child labour. Windmills, tulips... wooden shoes ! They are fiendishly clever at disguising their intent to rule the world. Look at what they have done with the "Global Warming" diversion to avert our eyes from their relentless reclamation of the sea ! God help us all.

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Les from Hull
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 08:30 AM

I sit here on the banks of the muddy Humber (too thick to drink, too thin to plough) watching the future Holland floating out to sea. But am I worried? Strangely not. Perhaps Jon is right - I'm really Dutch.

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Celtic Soul
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 08:38 AM

Oh please...

How can you all be so gullible. Of course it was *through* the Dutch, but it was aliens influencing them with mind control. They want to cover the earth in water so they can have it for water sports tournaments. What do you think global warming is all about?

Sheesh

;D

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Les from Hull
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 08:43 AM

I thought it was us Dutch who were covering the Earth with earth!

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 08:44 AM

David Icke warned us all about this years ago but nobody woyld listen! (www.davidicke.com)

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Dead Horse
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 08:48 AM

So who is it that is carving sodding great lumps off Antarctica and pushing 'em out to sea? It aint the Cloggies, mate. It's them thar commie arabs that would benefit from more water, so as to counter the Sahara drift. Sooner we bomb Iraq the better!

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Les from Hull
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 08:52 AM

If by the Cloggies, you refer to that esteemed competitive folk dance team whose expoits were regularly reported in Private Eye by Bill Tidy, I'm not surprised. They had far more important things to do. 18 pints, Doris!

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 08:57 AM

How come too much alcohol killed the one while it kept the other going for over a century?

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Les from Hull
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 09:04 AM

Aha! Alcohol! Also known as Dutch Courage! Well, that just about proves it then.

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: catspaw49
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 09:47 AM

Khandu old friend, I am indeed, just this once, humbled at your brilliance! When in most times I find you with all the luminescence of a dead lightning bug in a Mason jar, here I feel you have lit up the darkness like the flames from one of your weekly cross burnings or a blast from a flared-off popcorn and beer fart.

I seriously doubt this will make you "Man of the Year" as your genital equipment is even smaller than Shatner's which can only be seen with an electron microscope and will disqualify you from the competition. But for this one brief and shining albeit stench ridden moment, this is your personal Camelot.

S[aw

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: GUEST,cookieless alinact
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 10:12 AM

The warning is in the last two lines.

A WINDMILL IN OLD AMSTERDAM>

A mouse lived in a windmill in old Amsterdam> A windmill with a mouse in and he wasn't grousin'> He sang every morning, "How lucky I am,> Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"> Chorus: I saw a mouse!> Where?> There on the stair!> Where on the stair?> Right there!> A little mouse with clogs on> Well I declare!> Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair> Oh yeah>

This mouse he got lonesome, he took him a wife> A windmill with mice in, it's hardly surprisin'> She sang every morning, "How lucky I am,> Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!">

Chorus>

First they had triplets and then they had quins> A windmill with quins in, and triplets and twins in> They sang every morning, "How lucky we are> Living in a windmill in Amsterdam, ya!">

Chorus>

The daughters got married and so did the sons> The windmill had christ'nin's when no one was list'nin'> They all sang in chorus, "How lucky we am> Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!" >

Chorus

A mouse lived in a windmill, so snug and so nice> There's nobody there now but a whole lot of mice.>

By the way, is this a good way of making a mockery of idiot troll - ers, by turning it into a totally different (and bloody funny) subject.

Allan

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: GUEST,cookieless alinact
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 10:14 AM

Subject: Lyr Add: A WINDMILL IN OLD AMSTERDAM
From: GUEST,cookieless alinact
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 10:26 AM

Right, if this doesn't work I'll !@#$%^&*(

A WINDMILL IN OLD AMSTERDAM

A mouse lived in a windmill in old Amsterdam
A windmill with a mouse in and he wasn't grousin'
He sang every morning, "How lucky I am,
Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"

Chorus:

I saw a mouse!
Where?
There on the stair!
Where on the stair?
Right there!
A little mouse with clogs on
Well I declare!
Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair
Oh yeah

This mouse he got lonesome, he took him a wife
A windmill with mice in, it's hardly surprisin'
She sang every morning, "How lucky I am,
Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"

Chorus

First they had triplets and then they had quins
A windmill with quins in, and triplets and twins in
They sang every morning, "How lucky we are
Living in a windmill in Amsterdam, ya!"

Chorus

The daughters got married and so did the sons
The windmill had christ'nin's when no one was list'nin'
They all sang in chorus, "How lucky we am
Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"

Chorus

A mouse lived in a windmill, so snug and so nice
There's nobody there now but a whole lot of mice.

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: catspaw49
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 10:31 AM

Very fine Allan.....I knew you could do it! I had confidence in you right from the start!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All of you who bet he could do it in less than three tries need to send me your money

Spaw

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: allanwill
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 10:47 AM

Yeah, right Spaw!

And I know how to reset my cookie, so there!

Allan

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 11:23 AM

Weren't there theories that the (last) King was 'helped on his way' so the coronation of QE 2 could be at an auspicious moment .... .. AND she was out of the country at the time which PROVES it !

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 11:25 AM

You don't think they could be tunnelling under the North Sea do you?

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 11:35 AM

Who, the Dutch or the ferrets?

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Don Firth
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 12:45 PM

Lemmings.

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 01:32 PM

Les

Well of course it was the Hollands gin - Queen Mother's ruin (and gin means trap too).

Kitty

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Dicho (Frank Staplin)
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 02:38 PM

Another dastardly plot by the Dutch! Ever had any of their junge genever? Not sure of the spelling, but I mean the raw gin that they feed to unsuspecting visitors. I understand it affects the genes and our descendants begin to smell of old Edam cheese. (Also puts you under the riistafel).

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: khandu
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 03:56 PM

Also consider this: The wooden shoes are called sabots. They want to usher in a new age...the Sabot Age. Do you see the subliminal here? Sabot Age...Sabotage!!!

They are sabotaging the rest of the world for their benefit!

"knock, knock" "Who's there?" "Amsterdam" "Amsterdam who?" "Amsterdam door, I am tired of knocking!"

For Spaw: clicky thang

khandu

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: allanwill
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 04:06 PM

khandu

brilliant!

Allan

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: jimlad
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 04:13 PM

Has anyone noticed that after Maggie was cremated they have decided to bury HRH QM. I think that with all the Gin they both drunk the risk of an uncontrollable fire could not be risked again at such short notice.

Another thing too,what happens to HRH QM'S "hanger-ons"?now.

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Lanfranc
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 04:57 PM

"The Dutchman's not the kind of man to keep his thumb jammed in the dam that hold his dreams in, but that's a secret only Margaret knows."

Now the secret is out, but how did Michael Smith get hold of the story in the first place?

Could the Canucks be in on the plot?

We must be told!

Alan

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 05:41 PM

Funny how you never see Sylvia Kristel and Princess Anne in the same room isn't it?

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Gareth
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 05:48 PM

Actually, this might be a perfect time to release bad news.

Gareth - Ducking and running !

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Red Eye
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 06:45 PM

All I can say is BRILLIANT response to my conspiracy theory and the Dutch are the main suspects at this moment.

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Blackcatter
Date: 31 Mar 02 - 10:34 PM

The two deaths and the Dutch are circumstatially connected in another way - most murders are committed by people that know their victims - many times they are even relatives. I propose that it's not just the Dutch, but someone in the Dutch royal family. They are related to the House of Windsor, of course.

I also suggest that the Dutch royal family may be in cahoots with the royal family of Norway as well. This us just conjecture, of course, but King Harald V of Norway is currently 57th in line to accession to the British Throne. He was 58th in line, prior to Princess Margaret's death.

hmmmm....

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: DMcG
Date: 01 Apr 02 - 04:16 AM

Don't forget where William of Orange came from ... the Dutch have land reclaimation on the brain!

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 01 Apr 02 - 04:28 AM

Wait a minute -it's not the Dutch at all!! They are being manipulated! Didn't Queen Beatrix's son just marry? And since then haven't we lost 2 members of the Royal Family? -and what was the nationality of the new bride -YES! ARGENTINIAN -this is a fiendish plot to win back the Malvinas!!!!!!!! (Besides which I am running out of things to say about the Dutch!)

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: Terry K
Date: 01 Apr 02 - 05:12 AM

...so, you mean those matching shell suits are actually Dutch Army uniforms??

Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
From: gnu
Date: 01 Apr 02 - 06:44 AM

There is no truth to the malicious rumour that lemmings are being used for tunnelling under the North Sea and any further conjecture that any of these lemmings are from Canada is simply preposterous, because their are no tunneling lemmings. I can only surmise you were alluding to the famous Tunnelling Flemings.