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Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy?
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Hrothgar Date: 05 Apr 02 - 08:01 AM Does it also keep a Dutch bun out of the Dutch oven? |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Mark Cohen Date: 05 Apr 02 - 03:21 AM It's something that's worn by a Dutch uncle to keep his Dutch treat out of the Dutch oven... Aloha, Mark |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Blackcatter Date: 04 Apr 02 - 04:26 PM What's a "Dutch cap"? All I can guess it that its a condom.... pax yall |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Herga Kitty Date: 04 Apr 02 - 04:15 PM Well, the funeral arrangements so far have involved roadworks in front of Westminster Abbey to remove the central traffic island so that the cortege can get past, with ancillary road closures and traffic diversions causing mega traffic jams/ gridlock / disruption of bus services for days. |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Linda Kelly Date: 04 Apr 02 - 01:33 PM But surely the alcohol would have preserved Princess Margaret's organs Bagpuss- allowing them to be used for many years to come - Organ transplantation may not have beeb confined to family members either-I mean you never see the same corgi twice do you? |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: GUEST,Bagpuss Date: 04 Apr 02 - 09:36 AM The real conspiracy: The royals have been harvesting the organs of Princess Margaret, to keep the Queen Mum alive. When Margaret died, of course the death of the QM followed soon after.... |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Fossil Date: 04 Apr 02 - 09:34 AM Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Zeeland a province of Holland. And wasn't Nieuw Zeeland named by a guy called Abel Tasman? A Dutchman, of course! At last! I see it all now! LOOK OUT KIWIS! The reach of these crafty Nederlanders is global... |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Mark Cohen Date: 04 Apr 02 - 12:28 AM And in Philadelphia there's a highway called the Schuylkill Expressway. When we were kids, we called it--get this--the Sure-kill Distressway. See? I rest my case. Aloha, Mark (now, where did I put my case...?) |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Gareth Date: 03 Apr 02 - 06:16 PM Van Diemans land again - is this the answer to prison overcrowding ? Gareth |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Dicho (Frank Staplin) Date: 03 Apr 02 - 06:14 PM Aussies beware. They are putting Van Dieman's Land back on the map. |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Lanfranc Date: 03 Apr 02 - 05:47 PM Harvey's comment reminds me of a wedding that took place in Harwich (pretty close to the Netherlands and with a sea-route to Hoek van Holland). The bride was Dutch, the groom, English, and the bride and bridesmaids wore traditional Dutch costumes. Unfortunately, the headline in the Harwich newspaper read: "Bride and bridesmaids wore Dutch caps" which caused much embarrassment to the family concerned. This does not mean that we should ignore the current threat. Come to think of it, what are these Johnny foreigners up to, getting involved in British contraception? The results could be foetal! Alan |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: khandu Date: 02 Apr 02 - 09:10 PM Anyone one remember Rev. Jim Bakker? He was a Dutchman. Had a BIG Tv ministry. Then in 86-87, he was involved in the scandal that crumpled his "PTL CLUB". Unbeknownst to most, during the media frenzy that ensued, the Dutch moved the dikes out farther than they had in the previous 20 years!!! Was the scandal a hoax perpetrated by the Dutch to deflect attention from their activity? Certainly! Remember...next time anything becomes a major news story, keep an eye on the Dutch! Also, consider this: Whenever people go "Dutch Treat" on a meal, it means that each person pays for his own meal. In other words, it is a "looking out for myself" attitude. Hmmmmmm/ Spaw, this smokescreen about Iceland makes me wonder...are you a Dutch sympathizer? khandu |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Cobble Date: 02 Apr 02 - 06:30 PM Today Lincolnshire, tomorrow the WORLD. VAN COBBLE. |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: harvey andrews Date: 02 Apr 02 - 06:13 PM I think we should put a Dutch cap on all this. |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Gareth Date: 02 Apr 02 - 05:52 PM My God are the Dutch sailiung up the Medway again. I think I'll hoist a whip to the cross trees again ! Meanwhile, as Sam Pepys said "Dear Diary .... " Gareth |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Herga Kitty Date: 02 Apr 02 - 04:28 PM Gnu I don't really know about the Dutch plot. But I think it will succeed because most Dutch people speak English better than most English. Kitty |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Dicho (Frank Staplin) Date: 02 Apr 02 - 03:59 PM Didn't New York used to be New Amsterdam? The Dutch failed to dike the Hudson and rendered the takeover by the Brits inevitable. Pretty soon- NIEUW NEDERLANDS. We must protect our nethers at all costs. |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: gnu Date: 02 Apr 02 - 03:57 PM No sweat iBaBe. Keep your eyes open for pigtails and funny little hats and your ears open for the faint clopping of wooden shoes. |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: iRiShBaBe Date: 02 Apr 02 - 03:45 PM yeah im sorry, shouldnt have stooped to such a level. i am sorry that the poor old lady died but i didnt aggree with much of her doing(or rather not doing). r.i.p. queen. again my apologies for my earlier remark.
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: gnu Date: 02 Apr 02 - 03:41 PM All right you two, knock it off. Can't you see people are trying to share intelligence regarding the Dutch plot to rule the world ? Spaw.... where do you think Icelanders come from in the first place ? Have the Dutch tampered with your history books as well ? Dear, dear, dear... this is worse than I thought ! |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: iRiShBaBe Date: 02 Apr 02 - 03:30 PM guest, its people like you who destroyed our country. maybe if you took your head out of your ass for a while you'd see that...then again something like that would take brains which you obviously dont have... |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Herga Kitty Date: 01 Apr 02 - 05:40 PM It's all revenge for Henry VIII not keeping Anne of Cleves as his Queen Consort (but Frieslanders have nothing to do with it). |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Les from Hull Date: 01 Apr 02 - 05:37 PM What about the Mississippi then Spaw? Moving all that land from the North to the South. The South will rise again! Only not very quickly. |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: catspaw49 Date: 01 Apr 02 - 05:17 PM I think the conspiracy theory leaves out an important aspect and that's the Treaty for World Domination signed by the Dutch with the other nation that is actively expanding it's territory.....ICELAND!! Yep, different means, but the same outcome. Check with Skarpi on this, but Iceland is growing all the time and they are definitely in league with the Dutch. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Les from Hull Date: 01 Apr 02 - 04:54 PM She was Queen Consort from 1936. I don't think she had a big effect on Irish history. |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: GUEST,with long hair smoking funny tobacco Date: 01 Apr 02 - 04:44 PM Wow!! I see you're all smoking it. |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: GUEST Date: 01 Apr 02 - 04:41 PM Absolutely IrishBabe I cant wait to get rid of the Monarchy so we can elect a dictator in power who will shoot little bastards like you, and run the Island properly.... |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: MMario Date: 01 Apr 02 - 04:34 PM ?? She was Queen Consort so neither "reigned" nor "ruled" nor was "in power". |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: iRiShBaBe Date: 01 Apr 02 - 04:25 PM wel at last she is gone and all i can say is good ridance to her!she was in power when the Tans nearly destroyed our country for all its worth.thank be to God the Monarchy are fading..... its the best thing since sliced bread... |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Les from Hull Date: 01 Apr 02 - 12:40 PM Perhaps I'm not so Dutch after all! If they think I'm drinking bloody egg-nog!... |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Linda Kelly Date: 01 Apr 02 - 12:29 PM If the Dutch did overthrow us -does that mean the good old roast beef and ale of England being taken over by roll mop herring and advocaat- if so I'll emigrate!!!! |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: smallpiper Date: 01 Apr 02 - 10:34 AM oh my god its clearly all true and it only leads one to wonder who is next on the hit list? And hey didn't the Dutch start some kind of trade war involving tulips many years ago just proves they've been at their dastardly deeds for a long time .... patient arn't they |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: MMario Date: 01 Apr 02 - 09:19 AM camoflage! for while they are digging the tunnel under the sea! |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Dead Horse Date: 01 Apr 02 - 08:52 AM Shell suits! Those things Dutch petrol company employees wear? With a yellow clam on the back? |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: gnu Date: 01 Apr 02 - 06:44 AM There is no truth to the malicious rumour that lemmings are being used for tunnelling under the North Sea and any further conjecture that any of these lemmings are from Canada is simply preposterous, because their are no tunneling lemmings. I can only surmise you were alluding to the famous Tunnelling Flemings. |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Terry K Date: 01 Apr 02 - 05:12 AM ...so, you mean those matching shell suits are actually Dutch Army uniforms?? |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Linda Kelly Date: 01 Apr 02 - 04:28 AM Wait a minute -it's not the Dutch at all!! They are being manipulated! Didn't Queen Beatrix's son just marry? And since then haven't we lost 2 members of the Royal Family? |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: DMcG Date: 01 Apr 02 - 04:16 AM Don't forget where William of Orange came from ... the Dutch have land reclaimation on the brain! |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Blackcatter Date: 31 Mar 02 - 10:34 PM The two deaths and the Dutch are circumstatially connected in another way - most murders are committed by people that know their victims - many times they are even relatives. I propose that it's not just the Dutch, but someone in the Dutch royal family. They are related to the House of Windsor, of course. I also suggest that the Dutch royal family may be in cahoots with the royal family of Norway as well. This us just conjecture, of course, but King Harald V of Norway is currently 57th in line to accession to the British Throne. He was 58th in line, prior to Princess Margaret's death. hmmmm.... |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Red Eye Date: 31 Mar 02 - 06:45 PM All I can say is BRILLIANT response to my conspiracy theory and the Dutch are the main suspects at this moment. |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Gareth Date: 31 Mar 02 - 05:48 PM Actually, this might be a perfect time to release bad news. Gareth - Ducking and running ! |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Linda Kelly Date: 31 Mar 02 - 05:41 PM Funny how you never see Sylvia Kristel and Princess Anne in the same room isn't it? |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Lanfranc Date: 31 Mar 02 - 04:57 PM "The Dutchman's not the kind of man to keep his thumb jammed in the dam that hold his dreams in, but that's a secret only Margaret knows." Now the secret is out, but how did Michael Smith get hold of the story in the first place? Could the Canucks be in on the plot? We must be told! Alan |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: jimlad Date: 31 Mar 02 - 04:13 PM Has anyone noticed that after Maggie was cremated they have decided to bury HRH QM. I think that with all the Gin they both drunk the risk of an uncontrollable fire could not be risked again at such short notice. Another thing too,what happens to HRH QM'S "hanger-ons"?now. |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: allanwill Date: 31 Mar 02 - 04:06 PM khandu brilliant! Allan |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: khandu Date: 31 Mar 02 - 03:56 PM Also consider this: The wooden shoes are called sabots. They want to usher in a new age...the Sabot Age. Do you see the subliminal here? Sabot Age...Sabotage!!! They are sabotaging the rest of the world for their benefit! "knock, knock" "Who's there?" "Amsterdam" "Amsterdam who?" "Amsterdam door, I am tired of knocking!" For Spaw: clicky thang khandu |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Dicho (Frank Staplin) Date: 31 Mar 02 - 02:38 PM Another dastardly plot by the Dutch! Ever had any of their junge genever? Not sure of the spelling, but I mean the raw gin that they feed to unsuspecting visitors. I understand it affects the genes and our descendants begin to smell of old Edam cheese. (Also puts you under the riistafel). |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Herga Kitty Date: 31 Mar 02 - 01:32 PM Les Well of course it was the Hollands gin - Queen Mother's ruin (and gin means trap too). Kitty |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Don Firth Date: 31 Mar 02 - 12:45 PM Lemmings. |
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Subject: RE: Queen Mum & Pr Mag's deaths.Conspiracy? From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 31 Mar 02 - 11:35 AM Who, the Dutch or the ferrets? |
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