Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Little Hawk Date: 05 Nov 02 - 08:08 PM This is bloody stupid. I like it. Let me take the opportunity to put in a plug for "Pinch the Hearse", a band that has played nowhere on several occasions already. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet Date: 05 Nov 02 - 08:14 PM LH, if you post to the "screwdrivers in Luton" thread, I'll have to assume that you are not taking this forum seriously. |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet Date: 05 Nov 02 - 08:15 PM Too Late. Heigh Ho, Little Hawk..... |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Little Hawk Date: 05 Nov 02 - 08:16 PM Yes, but have you seen my comments on the political threads or on social issues? Have you read my analysis of various Dylan lyrics? Perhaps it's more a case of having an eclectic personality, which is better than an apoplectic one, I think. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: rangeroger Date: 05 Nov 02 - 08:20 PM Or Punch the Llama, the traditional rock hard band from Maine which will gnot be playing at the Wheel Bar,The Happy Landing or Johnny's,the only bars in beautiful downtown Smelterville. That would be at gnighn tonite. rr |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: RichM Date: 05 Nov 02 - 08:30 PM Uh-oh...we've attracted the attention of the wizard himself...yikes! |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Little Hawk Date: 05 Nov 02 - 08:38 PM Who? Oakley, you should know that I once started a thread called "Don't Post To This Thread!" and it ran to an incredible number of posts. Over 300, I think. People are just naturally inclined to disobey orders if they have half a chance of getting away with it. Imagine what would happen if you installed a button in the wall of some building in Picadilly Square, with a red sign below it saying: "DON'T PUSH THIS BUTTON!!!" And what if every time someone did, George Bush got an electric shock in a very sensitive and private spot. What do you think would happen? - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: RichM Date: 05 Nov 02 - 08:39 PM shhh....I mean Max |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 05 Nov 02 - 08:43 PM Kill it Max! This is #59! Don't let it get to 60!!!!!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet Date: 05 Nov 02 - 08:44 PM Where are we up to? I've forgotten. |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Murray MacLeod Date: 05 Nov 02 - 08:44 PM There are probably thousands of brain dead wasters other than I with nothing better to do, poised at their keyboards, frantically refreshing , eager to make posting number 60. I hope I am the one to succeed. I know I will regret this in the morning.... Murray |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Murray MacLeod Date: 05 Nov 02 - 08:45 PM You did it Oakley, you were number 60. Murray |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Little Hawk Date: 05 Nov 02 - 08:50 PM What an honour! Sort of like being Jerry Lewis. Can we go now? - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: My guru always said Date: 06 Nov 02 - 04:05 AM Fancy attracting Max.... Will he give in to the temptaion? |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: The DeanMeister Date: 06 Nov 02 - 04:49 AM Oakleaf, the posidrive/Luton thing is going too far...!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: My guru always said Date: 06 Nov 02 - 05:26 AM But Barton's only just down the road... |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: GUEST,smallpiper Date: 06 Nov 02 - 08:19 AM YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Date: 06 Nov 02 - 11:12 AM come on boys and girls lets make it 100 or even 99 would do! Never mind rubbish about Saadam or screwdrivers from luton this is important stuff - serious deep and meaningful discussions etc. |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: allanwill Date: 06 Nov 02 - 12:21 PM In the words of John Lennon - "Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine ..." Allan |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: My guru always said Date: 07 Nov 02 - 03:12 AM Three score & ten, slowly coming up to the 100 mark... |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: The DeanMeister Date: 07 Nov 02 - 04:07 AM Pass me the aspirin please. I have a headache, and have just read elsewhere that I am late for a 9am start at the Foresters Arms. What a crap start to the day.... |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Banjo-Flower Date: 07 Nov 02 - 07:00 AM Where are we up to now? Gerry |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet Date: 07 Nov 02 - 07:09 AM Gerry, last time you tried to swell the volume of posts to acheive an arbitrary quantity, you forced a scoutmaster of high local standing to crawl from beneath the central heating pipes, fire up his browser, denounce you and then buy you beer for months. Are you thirsty again? Anyway its 73 now. A bit like the temperature in Scunthorpe. |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: KJ Date: 07 Nov 02 - 07:33 AM There is a Masonic order of Nine Elected Knights in which nine roses, nine lights, and nine knocks are used. I always thought there was something funny about Oaklet's handshake & one rolled-up trousie leg!! |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet Date: 07 Nov 02 - 07:38 AM How old is your granny, brother KJ? |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Date: 07 Nov 02 - 07:51 AM Too young for you I think my man and anyway what would the delicious Penelope have to say about you lusting after yonger women? |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Oaklet Date: 07 Nov 02 - 08:05 AM Smallpiper, the answer given, will signify whether the person to whom one is addressing is a member of the craft. If a number is given i.e "she's 457", then they belong to lodge 457. The correct reply is usually "A grand lodge, brother - I remember well brother "insert name". errrrm.......... aparently. |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Banjo-Flower Date: 07 Nov 02 - 08:38 AM Oakleaf Mr Chadwick didn't buy me a beer I bought him one!!! Gerry |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Date: 07 Nov 02 - 11:47 AM #### redo return to start ###### whatever happened to 457 then insert name bingly bingly beep |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: KJ Date: 07 Nov 02 - 12:48 PM Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong performed a "communion" ceremony "33" minutes after landing on the Moon and that Buzz carried a Masonic flag with him to the moon, and that he brought it back to Earth and presented it to the "Sovereign Grand Commander" Smith who was the Supreme Commander of the Supreme Council of the World. The flag Is hung in the Library Museum in the Scottish Rite Temple in Washington, DC located at 1733 Sixteenth Street, NW, Washington, DC Alas Oaklet my dear grandmother is no longer with us but achieved the grand old age of 99 |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 07 Nov 02 - 01:37 PM This is post #81 or 92. I am greatly honored that my humble self was allowed to make such an auspicious posting. |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Date: 07 Nov 02 - 08:40 PM congratulations mr 9 squared |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Mr Red Date: 08 Nov 02 - 07:09 PM Er sorry to be an exponent (sic) of pedantry but.... 9 is already a square, so 81 is a quartic. May the fourth power be with you...... |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Date: 09 Nov 02 - 05:50 AM Oh bugger there go's my professorship in hard sums then! |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: KJ Date: 09 Nov 02 - 11:22 AM I'm sorry to say that my dear Mr Oakley is living in the past with his obsession with sprouts & the number 9. Every modern thinker knows that onions are far more significant, especially octonions. Once one has achieved that mental leap - slightly difficult for Mr Oakley's brain, one must admit - one realises that the number 8 is the ultimate number as it is the key that will give us a theory of everything.However,if we have a theory of everything then there's nothing left to explore so we may as well all expire on the spot 'cos life won't be very interesting. Hmmmm, maybe sprouts & 9 may well be the saviour of the human race. Thankyou Sage Oakley for your wisdom. |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Date: 09 Nov 02 - 11:43 AM He's not as green as he is sprout looking! |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Date: 10 Nov 02 - 04:17 PM Hey we've not reached 100 yet! |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 10 Nov 02 - 05:07 PM Hell no! We haven't reached 100 yet! Who's slacking off here? This is my fifth post to this thread and |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: Bill D Date: 10 Nov 02 - 06:11 PM |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Date: 10 Dec 02 - 09:31 PM Okay you lot the forum is definately lacking in drivel these days so come on post to this thread its been dorment long enough!! lets see if we can reach 100 oh and seasons greetings to you all |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: GUEST,daylia Date: 10 Dec 02 - 10:00 PM How Ass - i - 9! I like it! ;-) daylia |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: smallpiper Date: 10 Dec 02 - 10:14 PM shouldn't that be ass - in 9? |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: GUEST,daylia Date: 10 Dec 02 - 10:19 PM |
Subject: RE: BS: 9 From: GUEST,daylia Date: 10 Dec 02 - 10:39 PM Oops, hit the wrong clicky thing ... Now, a little wine with that 9 sounds fine ... Can YOU find the hidden 9?... |