BS: Are you a Terrorist?

Subject: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Jan 03 - 07:57 PM

Are you a terrorist? The FBI issued this flyer in Arizona, to assist local law in looking for 'terrorists'...couple of years ago, before things REALLY heated up. These are large JPGs and take a while to download, but look at them. I guarantee you are on this flyer. If you are American, your FBI considers you to be a terrorist:

http://www.keepandbeararms.com/images/FBI-MCSOTerroristFlyer-Front.jpg

http://www.keepandbeararms.com/images/FBI-MCSOTerroristFlyer-Back.jpg

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Jan 03 - 08:02 PM

Je suis Francais et je ne comprende pas.

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 08 Jan 03 - 08:02 PM

cyber-penetration???

What kind of peripheral device do ya need for THAT?!?!?!?!

And is it USB2 compatable???

Good by one-handed typing eh!

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Jan 03 - 08:04 PM

Well, yeah,America is run by idiots. I thought that we'd got that clear?

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: Allan C.
Date: 08 Jan 03 - 08:08 PM

I seem to have failed to qualify. So much for your guaranty, GUEST.

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Jan 03 - 08:16 PM

Maybe I'm a cop and you're attempting to 'police the police'. You never know...

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 08 Jan 03 - 08:22 PM

They left out the feminists. And they left out the Muslims too. But "lone individuals" puts everyone back in the picture.

If I saw this lying around I'd assume it was a spoof. Would I be wrong?

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Jan 03 - 08:25 PM

Absolutely not a spoof. These were handed out by FBI around the country and got immediate bad PR, so they were withdrawn. But this one was forwarded to the gun right's organization and preserved, thank goodness. This is what the FBI was teaching local cops BEFORE Sept 11, and it's worse now.

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: Ebbie
Date: 08 Jan 03 - 08:36 PM

If it's not a spoof, GUEST, there must be confirmation available. Can you tell us where to find it?

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Jan 03 - 08:47 PM

It's there. Scanned on the KeepandBearArms site. I don't know what you mean about finding it. There are videos with interviews of cops who handled the things.

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: kendall
Date: 08 Jan 03 - 09:04 PM

ask Snopes

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jan 03 - 09:15 PM

Me? A terrorist? No, I'm not, but my mother's dog IS. However, he's basically an unsuccessful terrorist. His ambitions far outreach his capabilities. You have little cause for alarm.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 08 Jan 03 - 09:19 PM

Not a terrier-ist by any chance?

I believe it is considered unwise these days to talk too loudly about bein "tourists" in air terminals, in case people misunderstand. Especially if you are not paleskinned.

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: Neighmond
Date: 08 Jan 03 - 09:34 PM

Well-a-day, well-a-day
Look what has come!
What's wrong is what's right
and
what's right is what's wrong!

Don't cite the grandaddy
of all of our rules!
It's a crutch for the radicals-
a haven for fools.

Theres plenty of folks
who are for their own gain
But our dear uncle Sam
isn't one of those naves

The Man knows what's right
He knows how to live.
He determines who taketh
And who shall give.

He is a po-lice man
His ways are the best
He owns half the world
With a lein on the rest

Beat the plow shares to daggars
And send men to fight
and bully the masses
with his wonderous might.

His babies are starving
his grandfolks are ill
his workers lay idle
but of THEM, he keeps still.

Physician, physician!
Heal thine own self
Take your own medicine
And see to your health!

If your own medicine cures you
and you still look to dispence
I'm here to assure you
We take great offence.

Fight your own battles!
Let the world do its thing
It sure as hell won't kill you
To keep out of the ring.

If someone attacks you
give them hell
If they leave you alone
Then wish them well.

Mind your own business
Stay out of mine
and tend what you ought to
and things would be fine!

FWIW

Chaz

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Jan 03 - 09:40 PM

Kendall - I tried to ask Snopes but couldn't find anything. However, searching for "FBI" at the Snopes site did reveal the FBI's almost three-year-long investigation into whether or not the lyrics to "Louie Louie" were obscene. They ultimately decided that the lyrics were too unintelligible for them too make a determination. Our tax dollars at work.

Bruce

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Jan 03 - 09:56 PM

no i am not a terrerist, i work in a curry ship.john

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: mg
Date: 08 Jan 03 - 10:14 PM

me either. I am her worst nightmare. I shall wrastle her to the ground and disarm her before she can detonate. mg

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: Ebbie
Date: 08 Jan 03 - 11:23 PM

Well, I didn't find the account anywhere- keepandbeararms.com was so slow loading I gave up.

In Snopes, however, I couldn't stop reading when I got to the Rumors of War section, where they recount claims and whether they are true or easily refuted. Fascinating stuff.

For instance, a number of times on the 'Cat posters have said that the bin Laden family (20 people) was gathered from all across the US and flown home to Saudi Arabia in a secret flight, just two or three days after Sept. 11. Evidently Michael Moore, the columnist, (alter ego of Rush Limbaugh!) publicized such a claim.

Not true. The various family members (5 in all) were flown home at Saudi government expense on September 18th.

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: MikeOQuinn
Date: 08 Jan 03 - 11:31 PM

Heh... I took an Irish flute of mine in to get repaired (recently purchased on eBay, knowing that it had a headjoint crack, etc...) The repairs guy at Brook Mays here took a little light and looked down inside the flute. We both saw (he wanted to make sure he wasn't seeing things) what looked like a little green wire sticking out of one key, which neither of us could find after he pressed the key (probably tarnish that had been on there long enough to develop cohesiveness, but I swear it looked like a little wire, and so does he). Anyhoo, I looked at him and said - very quietly so as not to create concern, and through a hearty laugh - "Ack! It's a bomb! Run!"

He set it down, looked at it, told me I should have mentioned that I purchased it from an IRA member, and - laughing like he hasn't had reason to in entirely too long - took off running in the other direction.

Maybe not so funny to some, but he and I both got a good laugh out of that. So did the other guy in the repair room.

Just my $0.02

-J

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: leprechaun
Date: 09 Jan 03 - 02:41 AM

That wasn't a bomb. It was a bug.

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: katlaughing
Date: 09 Jan 03 - 03:10 AM

Chaz, well done, thanks for posting it!

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 09 Jan 03 - 06:18 AM

If the UK had produced the leaflet, it would have definitely had a category for:

                            Anti-PEL Activist

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: Strupag
Date: 09 Jan 03 - 06:52 AM

Eco-terrorism: Surely that's what George Bush is guilty off, re him withdrawing from Kyoto

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: GUEST,lardingo
Date: 09 Jan 03 - 02:49 PM

No, but according to the some TV spots that began running yesterday, I am supporting terrorists by driving my SUV. I will start paying attention to them when they stop riding in limos to make their speeches, flying in private jets to travel across the country, and living in huge houses that waste more energy in one month than I do in a year in my humble abode.

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 09 Jan 03 - 04:22 PM

So five member of the Bin Laden family were gathered together and flown home a few days after September 11. Doesn't sound too surprising, and it doesn't sound too inconsistent with the suggestion that a few others might have been as well. Twenty members in the States isn't that large a nunber in an extremely wealthy extended family, after all. And getting home and away from the United Sattes woudl have been a pretty natural thing to want in the circumstances.

Not that important either way. But Michael Moore strikes me as one person Americans have good reason to be proud of.

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Jan 03 - 06:42 PM

The problem is the bin Ladens are business partners with the Bushes. GW's first project after college was with Ossama's brother. He and GW founded Arbusto Oil in Texas. It went bankrupt, of course, but the boys were given some chump change by their daddies to play with, just to get their feet wet. The bin Ladens and the Bushes VACATION together! GW RESCUED THE BIN LADENS IN AMERICA ON SEPTEMBER 12. IT ISSSSS A BIG DEAL. There are a THOUSAND smoking guns surrounding Sept. 11.

The Rockefellers built the WTC along with the NY Port Authority. The Rockefellers were the owners of the complex for 40+ years, until a month before the attacks, when they sold all interests in the real estate. They KNEW the attacks were coming.

The # 3 man in the CIA...Buzzy Krongard...was a former VP at Deutschebank, and that bank purchased a Wall Street RECORD number of put options on United and American Airlines the week before Sept. 11. A RECORD NUMBER of put options...betting AGAINST the two airlines that would be used in the hijackings.

There are HUNDREDS of smoking guns, but Dick Cheney THREATENED MORE TERRORIST ATTACKS IF INVESTIGATIONS WERE CONDUCTED! GWBush MURDERED 3,000 PEOPLE ON SEPT. 11, and Americans are so STUPID that the country is now rallying behind THE VERY PEOPLE WHO ARE THE TERRORISTS! WAKE UP! Rule #1 at the concentration camps will be to separate families. Buy guns now or say goodbye to your families. It is THAT serious, folks.

www.infowars.com

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: DougR
Date: 09 Jan 03 - 07:30 PM

Ooops. There goes the sky falling again!

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: smallpiper
Date: 09 Jan 03 - 07:58 PM

I don't know About you but I scare the fuck out of mesel at times!

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Jan 03 - 05:57 PM

For Ebbie;

Maybe this site will open for you. Same brochure. Sometimes Internet Providers are stingy with bandwidth or the lines or modems are slow...but I post a composite of the flyers on these auctions:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1166&item=3305383567

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: leprechaun
Date: 11 Jan 03 - 02:05 AM

I'm reconsidering the design of my alumnium foil hat. The first version was more like a yarmulke, just a beanie kind of design. But I saw some in a movie that had a long point formed at the top. That got me to thinking. Would that capture and deflect the evil rays from above better that just the beanie shape? Or maybe a specially rounded lip, curving just slightly up around the crown, in additon to the long tapered point, would dispurse the evil rays more effectively. A sort of feng shui type of strategy for aluminum hats.

I'm wondering what the rest of you have found to be most effective. Any suggestions GUEST? Little Hawk?

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: Cluin
Date: 11 Jan 03 - 02:23 AM

Getting outside and getting some fresh air every now and then.

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: Ebbie
Date: 11 Jan 03 - 04:49 AM

Or maybe a specially rounded lip, curving just slightly up around the crown, in additon to the long tapered point, would dispurse the evil rays more effectively. Leprechaun, the perfect design came to me in a flash: Instead of a 'rounded lip', purse it! If, in addition, you keep your own lips in a pursed state, its effectiveness is almost guaranteed. (If you stay in a whistling frame of mind, it won't be difficult to train yourself in this matter.) Other than this improvement, I think your own design is excellent, and I'm sure it has been working. Alumin(i)um foil is a wonderfully effective choice- not only is it unfailingly malleable, but evil things bounce right off, given a little assistance with the proper design.

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: leprechaun
Date: 11 Jan 03 - 01:28 PM

Let's keep this under our hats, so to speak. If it gets out, the government spies will arrest everybody who whistles, or blows kisses.

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 11 Jan 03 - 11:24 PM

That is one of the most chilling things i've ever seen!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 11 Jan 03 - 11:25 PM

Questio -- does one wear a condom during cyber-penetration?

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: Cluin
Date: 11 Jan 03 - 11:29 PM

No need to.

Order before midnight tonight!

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: leprechaun
Date: 12 Jan 03 - 04:05 AM

Shame on you for even knowing about that Cluin! Is that a link from the Pete Townsend webite?

Subject: RE: BS: Are you a Terrorist?
From: Cluin
Date: 12 Jan 03 - 05:28 PM

From my own website, actually, lep.

I came across it a few years ago while searching for strange eclectic things to link to from selected words on my pages.