What should I write on washtub base?

Subject: What should I write on washtub base?
From: wilco
Date: 20 Feb 03 - 10:32 AM

My washtub base has several " personal modifications."
    In big 4" adhesive letters, I have "BABE MAGNET."
    Also, there is a bumper sticker that says, "Hug a musician; they never get to dance.
    And, on the edege, where you place your foot to hold the tub down, I have written: A, B, C, D, E, F, G. These are placed at equal intervals, and people will actually put there foot on the appropriate letters for the key we are playing in!!!
    I leave it out in front of the band, and invite anyone up there to play it. Great "ice breaker."

Subject: RE: What should I write on washtub base?
From: Sorcha
Date: 20 Feb 03 - 10:45 AM

Real Musicians Have Day Jobs

Subject: RE: What should I write on washtub base?
From: SDShad
Date: 20 Feb 03 - 10:52 AM

"This Machine Kills Fascists"?

Just a thought,

Shad Guthrie

Subject: RE: What should I write on washtub base?
From: Alice
Date: 20 Feb 03 - 11:21 AM

Base, or bass?

Subject: RE: What should I write on washtub base?
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Feb 03 - 11:35 AM

"Exchange for tea chest required"
Cheers
Ray

Subject: RE: What should I write on washtub base?
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 20 Feb 03 - 01:08 PM

Sudso washes whiter!!!!!
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: What should I write on washtub base?
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 20 Feb 03 - 01:14 PM

"This machine kills bassists"

Subject: RE: What should I write on washtub base?
From: Sorcha
Date: 20 Feb 03 - 01:27 PM

No Diapers

Subject: RE: What should I write on washtub base?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 20 Feb 03 - 02:17 PM

"The Original (Y2K Compliant) Boombox"

~S~

Subject: RE: What should I write on washtub base?
From: Fortunato
Date: 20 Feb 03 - 02:32 PM

"Better than it sounds"


"Help I am lost, please return me to 1935"


"Who needs birth control?"


"Don't laugh, can you bathe in your instrument?"

Subject: RE: What should I write on washtub base?
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 20 Feb 03 - 02:36 PM

On a washtub BASE you should put "Other side up!"

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: What should I write on washtub base?
From: catspaw49
Date: 20 Feb 03 - 03:20 PM

Well Dave, I was thinking more like, "This is the base for my washtub." But "other side up" is pretty damn good!!!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: What should I write on washtub base?
From: Wesley S
Date: 20 Feb 03 - 03:36 PM

"I'm going to wash this band right out of my hair" ?

Subject: RE: What should I write on washtub base?
From: SDShad
Date: 20 Feb 03 - 03:36 PM

I like yours better'n mine, Kevin.


Waiting for the Great Leap Forwards,

Shad

Subject: RE: What should I write on washtub base?
From: Blackcatter
Date: 21 Feb 03 - 12:59 PM

Mine has:

"The more stickers - the sweeter the sound."

"Warning - 5 man lift" (from a construction sticker)

"More than one string is cheating."

Subject: RE: What should I write on washtub base?
From: wilco
Date: 21 Feb 03 - 01:03 PM

"235 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal"

Subject: RE: What should I write on washtub base?
From: GUEST,Cluin
Date: 21 Feb 03 - 01:47 PM

"Just going through a phase"

Subject: RE: What should I write on washtub base?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Feb 03 - 02:00 PM

"This machine does laundry."

Subject: RE: What should I write on washtub base?
From: Ron Olesko
Date: 21 Feb 03 - 02:07 PM

I play Washtub Base and I Vote

Subject: RE: What should I write on washtub base?
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Feb 03 - 03:36 PM

"Washtub Base... we have a problem..."

Subject: RE: What should I write on washtub base?
From: Ron Olesko
Date: 21 Feb 03 - 03:53 PM

"My other bass is a Kenmore"

Subject: RE: What should I write on washtub base?
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Feb 03 - 04:05 PM

There ye go!

Subject: RE: What should I write on washtub base?
From: Deni-C
Date: 21 Feb 03 - 05:18 PM

Have a base-ball
or
bass-born

C
D

Subject: RE: What should I write on washtub base?
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 22 Feb 03 - 05:09 AM

I have a T-shirt (from www.strumhollow.com who do other instrument ones)which says "Washboard players know how to have good clean fun" which could be adapted for washtub basses.

RtS
(not yet prosecuted by Trades Descriptions)

Subject: RE: What should I write on washtub base?
From: Annie
Date: 22 Feb 03 - 07:46 AM

Broke 3 strings and lost the wood part.

Bass tablature: bum bum bum.

The faster I play, the more bummed I get.

Bumdaddy.

(Wore that out)

Out of tune, out of mind. (My personal favorite).

No cracks about my G string.

It's ALL about rhythm.

Keeping the beat around here is like herding cats.