Duel - MC Fat & Old Git

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: GUEST,McFAT
Date: 08 Aug 03 - 05:34 AM

Sacre beaujolais et bon appetite. Vous avez frape la nail sur la tete.

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 08 Aug 03 - 06:09 AM

make sure you hold it down (as the actress said to...)

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 09 Aug 03 - 04:37 AM

I have!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 09 Aug 03 - 04:40 AM

nothing - all I get now is a strange noise!

wouldst any lord save me fromst my turmoil - not having an accent is a terrible thing - I might be transported back in time to become a radio announcer for the BBC if I cannot retrieve my accent

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 09 Aug 03 - 05:54 AM

when you sign do you have an accent?
this is a serious philosophical question

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 09 Aug 03 - 10:37 AM

yes

signing is like any other language it has a regional accent so some signs in Huddersfield are colloquial - causes interest at school when the kids who have Batley/Bradford signs dont know what I am talking about! I learnt to sign in Liverpool initially and then in Calderdale - so i guess my signing accent is hybrid of Liverpool and Yorkshire - bit like my speaking voice is a mixture of accents

serious bit over!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Noreen
Date: 10 Aug 03 - 10:07 PM

Wabbit, do you have an Alt Gr key to the right of your space bar? If so, hold it down while pressing e to get é.

Proper way to do this and other accents is using HTML commands which I'll list for you if interested.

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 04:27 AM

yes I do and I have tried it and no it doesnt work

I shall just have to remain accent less

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 26 Aug 03 - 06:06 AM

We've only just got home, so we haven't had a chance to get in touch with Harrold (Dirty old Git) yet. It's always a bit difficult to get through to his retirement home as two of the ladies (Bertha and Elizabeth) are running a sort of chatline (you've probably received spam about "Nubile young teenagers would like to discuss sex problems") and matron is usually seeking spiritual advice from the new young vicar.

We might be popping over the river tonight, so we'll see if we can have a word with him. If he does contact you though, do be careful not to fall for his line about "going fifty-fifty with you if you'll lend him the cash to hire a bulldozer to dig up the gold from the Brinks-Matt robbery". I'm sure that you'd find him delightful company - he could have had any girl from Stepney to East Ham in the days when he worked for his old bosses Ronnie and Reggie. He's still got a good head of hair and his own teeth (although he managed to end up with Bertha's recently when the were disturbed during an intimate session).

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: EBarnacle1
Date: 26 Aug 03 - 09:39 AM

Let's go to your place and see what comes up, said the Bishop to the Duchess.

I was online on Sunday to look up something regarding Sebbe Als and noted that this thread is also referenced. Hmm, is someone out there actually listening?

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: GUEST,Red and White Rabbit
Date: 27 Aug 03 - 05:43 AM

Hi Ebarnacle - you missed a great festival

it would have been great to see you - I suggest you try to arrange a business trip over here for next years festival!!

I missed the duel again though

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 28 Aug 03 - 04:14 AM

typical of the wabbit
stirs em up and then clears off to leave them to it...only returning to pick up the bruised and battered "victor"

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 28 Aug 03 - 11:21 AM

when I saw MCFAT he wasnt bruised and battered he was creating a blockage with his supporters by the bridge which me and childers and husband No 2 had difficulty avoiding - he was very cheery I think - or perhaps drunk - hard to tell really

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 28 Aug 03 - 05:06 PM

surprised he had a blockage....thought he would have been flushed with success!!!!
still i suppose husband number 2 had no problems moving them on with a cheery smile and witty repartee!!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 28 Aug 03 - 07:27 PM

Old Git, you sound like you need a decent second

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Alio
Date: 29 Aug 03 - 04:58 AM

You're not intending having another duel in Hull, are you? Or would that be too territorial for Old Git? At least the other Geoff will be there to support!

Ali

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Aug 03 - 05:03 AM

no rematch in Hull - too specialised!!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 29 Aug 03 - 05:29 AM

no rematch in hull ...it might be too partisan in my favour....don't think Mcfat will be there anyway....might sing my Burns shanties though....

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 29 Aug 03 - 11:26 AM

Thought someone was going to put piccys on

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 29 Aug 03 - 12:31 PM

the film probably melted in the heat of the Black Horse!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 29 Aug 03 - 01:20 PM

These new fangled cameras have chips and chips should be hot, ergo shouldn't be a problem

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Les from Hull
Date: 29 Aug 03 - 03:11 PM

It might be the salt and vinegar that did for them then!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: GUEST,R&WR
Date: 30 Aug 03 - 08:16 AM

well it wasnt me cos I wasnt there - in fact I have lost my camera with the Whitby photos otherwise I would download them and post them here

guess I will just have to remember what we were doing instead

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 30 Aug 03 - 08:53 AM

David Byrant had some photographs, he has (I believe) more than a passng aquaintance with Dirty Old Git and therefore probably has the latest state of the art, super duper, all singing, all dancing camera borrowed on his behalf

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 02 Sep 03 - 06:20 AM

maybe the original owner has "borrowed" it back

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 02 Sep 03 - 01:53 PM

I didnt know the dirty old git was all singing and all dancing - old git he could give you a run for your money!!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 02 Sep 03 - 06:22 PM

i use rhubarb for that

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 06 Sep 03 - 02:53 AM

I thought it was prunes!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 06 Sep 03 - 06:47 AM

no I'd never look at anything shrivelled and wrinkly!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 07 Sep 03 - 10:50 AM

and I thought you loved me!!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 08 Sep 03 - 09:50 AM

No mirrors in your house then, Old Git

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 08 Sep 03 - 09:55 AM

OY ! Dirty Old Git, tell that mate of your's Dave Bryant that he said he would piccys on the web, remind him we don't forgive broken promises up here eivver, broken promises can lead to ovver broken bits .............if you get my drift

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 09 Sep 03 - 05:21 AM

Sorry about the delay - I got back from Whitby to find two and a half weeks of backlog to sort out at work and this is the busiest time of year for me - getting ready to for student enrolments. We were also booked for Walton FF last weekend and are running one of our famous barbecues this coming weekend. I haven't even looked at the piccies yet, but I will try and fit it in ASAP.

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 09 Sep 03 - 03:33 PM

hope they show my good side!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 10 Sep 03 - 01:39 AM

I thought you kept that well covered!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 10 Sep 03 - 05:08 AM

I've downloaded the piccies of the duel - there are 12. I haven't got the time to edit them now - ie adjust colour/light balance, crop & resize them etc.

If someone wished to PM me their e-mail address, I'll send them as they are. The piccies are nearly 1/2 mb each, so as our e-mail server will only handle 2mb of attachments a time, they'll have to be sent in 3 sections.

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 10 Sep 03 - 07:05 AM

OK Raggy - I've sent them. I'm sorry that there's only a couple of pics of "Old Git", but there's quite a few which show Noreen's boobs to make up for that.

There were some very interesting pictures that "Dirty Old Git" had left on the film - I'm sure that it couldn't have really been a whole three litre beer bottle that Big Bertha had up her was playing with, and the one of Loose Liz with the goat must have been faked . . . . .

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: GUEST,Hologram of MC Fat
Date: 10 Sep 03 - 09:48 AM

I'm back !!!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 10 Sep 03 - 10:23 AM

Do you have an H on your forehead ?

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 10 Sep 03 - 10:39 AM

Dave log on to http://freeserve.com/NickScaife then click on Jim's demise.

This will give you the answer you seek as to the "H"

Sorry, forgotten how to do blue clickys

http://mysite.freeserve.com/NIckScaife
Well that didn't work either

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 10 Sep 03 - 10:41 AM

http://mysite.freeserve.com/NickScaife

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 10 Sep 03 - 10:42 AM

Bugger Me ............ NO, NO don't take that literally

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: GUEST,Holgram of MC Fat
Date: 10 Sep 03 - 10:49 AM

Wouldn't bugger my second !!!!! Where's all the piccies of my victory !!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 10 Sep 03 - 01:59 PM

MCFAT Thats not what you said when you saw him dressed in helmet and shield ..............
oops sorry I forget you said to keep that secret!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 11 Sep 03 - 06:34 AM

just to go back about 9 postings on this thread R&WR..I only uncover my best side so that you can kiss it

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: GUEST,R&WR
Date: 11 Sep 03 - 02:22 PM

If you think I am kissing that - think again!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 02:23 PM

I see you are taking a long time to think about it old git

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 07:07 PM

is this R&WR in cognito (or somewhere in Italy)
if so.....it's never bothered you before!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 07:08 PM

where are the photos DB?

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 08:16 PM

posting the 300rd th thread is getting tedious