What do you call your 'thingie'?

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: GUEST,mfdvr
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 07:38 AM

Heard this once from a lass in New Zealand (not very appetizing)

"Drop yer Laundry and stuff yer pocket weazel up my slimey slew."

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 07:19 AM

When I was introduced into the mysteries of love by a quite older and very experienced lady, she unfortunately didn't use a language as shameless as her behaviour. She insisted that I called hers "Lady Jane". So I chose for mine "Major Tom", and told her: You also may sir him.
Otherwise I use the usual dialect terms of my county to desribe the parts in question.

Interesting observations when with the peasants over here:
"Let's hang our sprinkle-tools together"
"Let's hide a sausage"

Another observation: A comrade had the nickname Bubi (little lad). When American soldiers heard him called so, they started a big laugh, understanding Boobie. The laugh was even bigger when I was called with the usual abbreviation of my name: Willie. At first we didn't understand their hilarity. So please call me Bill, Will, or anything else, but never Willie.

Wilfried

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 06:49 AM

Meat and two veg, deserves a mention. A friend of mines' wife said the whole male assembly looked like the bag of giblets etc. that used to be found inside a frozen turkey. Would Spaw please not try to explain how it got in there in the first place!!
Giok

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: JennyO
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 06:46 AM

Well it's not MY thingie, but I was always warned to watch out for them.

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: JennyO
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 06:44 AM

The one-eyed trouser snake.

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 03:29 AM

If I don't start dieting I'll never even see it again, I think it's still there somewhere...

Oh Roger poor! I recommend the use of a peniscope, a very handy instrument to control what is happening beneath your belt, and easy to construe, too (tube: 1, mirrors: 2).

Wilfried

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: Lyrical Lady
Date: 09 Jul 03 - 01:26 AM

My favorite belonged to a fellow from years back that called it "Tallywacker, the lonesome trouser worm"

LL

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 11:58 PM

Because they are arrogant, can't be communicated to, insist on doing it their way, and are a royal pain in the ass, more or less. That reason enough? :>))

A

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: LadyJean
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 11:51 PM

All you folkies out there, and nobody's mentioned the "Moudiewarp", meaning a mole. We might also mention Robert Burns immortal "Nine Inch Will Please a Lady".
You know that women have names for their periods. I knew a girl who called hers Charlie, as in "Charlie's coming to visit me." I don't know why menses would be male, but hers was.

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: Charley Noble
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 08:23 PM

How about "squigley"?

You may think this term is inspired by the Giant Squid Thread and you are partially correct. However, the concept was introduced on the defunct TV show PICKET FENCES, a somewhat off-beat show featuring a mythical town in the greater midwest.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: Lana
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 08:03 PM

well, my friend calls her boyfriend's 'doogie'

my favorite however i read in a book...'squeegy loueegy.' i also highly recommend said book, 'The Guide to Getting It On'.

however, i'm not going to say anything else as my father will inevitably read it and i'm sure he'd like to maintain some delusions of his daughter as a sweet little girl. (hi dad ;-))

lana

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 07:42 PM

Dick.

I can't believe this friggin' thread......Not the first mention of "dick" anywhere I can see, although I may have missed it. "Dick" is, I am willing to bet, used at least twice as much as any other euphemism in the U.S. And this thread never mentions it???? Obviously we're into politish things and not street lingo. Dick, cock, prick, tool, crank.......they hardly appear here!!!! Unreal....

Spaw

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 07:21 PM

if you have been to the beach recently, it is a matter of conjecture whose 'bits' are "more highly visable"....

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: Kim C
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 05:49 PM

I think the reason there seems to be more names for mens' bits is, first of all, theirs are more highly visible. Second, they do have a mind of their own...

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: greg stephens
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 03:56 PM

In theatrical circles(which I frequent from time to time) conversations often turns to stories about John Geilgud, generally based on his legendary forgetfulness and total lack of self censorship when talking.
   Anyway, a good one I heard concerned Sir John arriving at a dinner party with his latest leather-jacketed bit of rough in tow. Gielgud meticulously introduced him to everyone"Larry, this is Rufus, Ralph this is Rufus etc etc" (OK I may be improving the story a bit with extra distinguished guests). Anyway, the young man seemed to be getting more and more embarrassed, and eventually mumbled an apology and vanished to go to the loo. At this point, Geilgud said "Oh dear, silly, silly me. I've just remembered Rufus isnt his name at all; that's what I call his cock".

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 03:36 PM

just below, as I type this, there is a thread called "new member" ...does that count?

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: GUEST,mfdvr
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 02:40 PM

Old girl, hows about blowing a tune on me trumpet
                     
                     or

taking me pet trout out for a bit of a toungue lashing

                   or

slathering a bit of slippery on me eel.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm/

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: harpgirl
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 02:14 PM

Oh come on Allen, I'm merely expressing my disgust. I'm hardly what you would call "thread police"...PRICK! (you know, what I callit!) lol

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 01:55 PM

Round and round went the great big wheel
In and out went the rod of steel.
..................
And under the blanket could clearly be seen
A brand new two cylinder thrashing machine.
..................

Ethnic and folkie enough for you then??
Giok

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: Emma B
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 01:22 PM

Oh goody! if we can get musical then my favourite is probably:-
O leeze me on his curly pow
......it was a dainty Davie

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: Allan C.
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 01:05 PM

Although the subject matter is clearly not musical in nature, I think it would be quite accurate to put it under the heading of Folklore. The words people have used to refer to these body parts has evolved considerably over the centuries as was pointed out in a previous post.

But if you insist on a musical tie, My Mistress' Cunny should inject a "proper" musical note to the thread.

Thank goodness we have the Thread Police to watch over us!

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: harpgirl
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 12:56 PM

Shalom: Classy, Pal!

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: Charley Noble
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 12:43 PM

Sigh! I've been ignoring this thread, hoping it would disipate but now there's a musical challenge.

The village idiot he was there,
Up to his same old trick,
Pulling his foreskin over his head
And whistling through his prick.

Chorus:

(singing) Wha' dae ye last nicht,
Wha' do ye noo?
The mon wha dae ye last nicht
Canna do ye noo.

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: Shalom
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 12:38 PM

Has anyone mentioned Puddin' May short for Pudenda? Ari

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: Shalom
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 12:34 PM

Thanks to all you 'Catters for the wonderful info. This thread is going wonderfully even if it is not in a musical vein. So if you don't want to contribute...bugger (fuck) off. Hey! Maybe this can be musical. One CAN blow a skin flute, can't one?

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: GUEST,Les B.
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 12:09 PM

Of course the reason men name their penises is because they don't want some stranger making 90% of their decisions!

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: old git
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 12:00 PM

well harpgirl
somebody did mention blowing a whistle and didn't I hear something once about(har)monica Lawinsky and a mouth organ?

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 10:30 AM

Ya mean some place where they discuss boobs and condoms? Hmmmmmmm....


A

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: harpgirl
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 10:20 AM

Gee, Shalom, this is your first post on mudcat...have you got anything to add musically? ...if not why not try another forum which might be more suitable to your needs?

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: Li'l Aussie Bleeder
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 10:12 AM

Well while we are 'down under' in Australia, "Show us ya map of Tassie Love!" (Tasmania). Or as I heard it recently refered to as 'Camels Foot'.

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: EBarnacle1
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 08:36 AM

When I worked as a psychologist, it was always worth a laugh to consider the redundancy of the Woodcock--Johnson test.

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 05:07 AM

If women wish to refer to their complete genitalia by the word "vagina", then they shouldn't make jokes like:
"What's the difference between a Clitoris and the nearest pub ?"
(Answer: Men never have a problem finding the nearest pub).

If you wish to be clinical, "vulva" is a much more accurate term, although I prefer to use the word "pussie" (furry and nice to stroke).

I've been a naturist for years and many times I've been asked questions like "Do the women show their vaginas ?" - and I have to point out that a woman would have to be in a very specific type of position to do that.

BTW - why is the simple Anglo-Saxon term "cunt" thought to be so disgusting ? - it is used quite casually (and unselfconciously) in much prose from the period.

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 04:58 AM

When I saw this thread of 60 posts which I had not seen yesterday, I assumed it was an old thread resurected. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised to find so many posts to a thread such as this at the Mudcat, given the subject matter.

My favourite of the names given my best friend by ladies of my past would be, "Rocky". The one I disliked the most, given by my ex-wife would be, "What are you doing ? Get away !"

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 04:02 AM

Like throwing a sausage up an alley??
I've got remarks wurst than that too!!
Like, "Chorizo jolly good fellow"
I'm sorry, but I do enjoy a good banger.
Giok

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: GUEST,mink
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 03:31 AM

I get a bit confused sometimes.
When I mean to refer to it raunchily as "stick me with your pork sword, baby" I generally actually end up saying "give me your pork sausage" - which doesn't have quite the same ring to it.......

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: LadyJean
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 12:21 AM

From my mother: The independent member.

From the Girl Scouts: Once there was an outlaw named HAIRY BANANA and a sherriff named HAIRY BANANA. The sherriff caught the outlaw named HAIRY BANANA! And hung him up by his HAIRY BANANA!

My friend Karen taught her daughter to call her genitals "Parts". She knows vagina is the grown up name for parts. She also knows not to say it at school. The neighbors are all fundies, and they wouldn't understand.

I was involved with a seventeenth century reenactor, for a while. He taught me the seventeenth century musket drill, "Handle your cock! Ram your piece!" Which is why I started calling sex musket drill

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: Allan C.
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 12:10 AM

In my early years, the male member was referred to as a "dinger" (as in, bell clapper, I presume.) I don't know why. Alternately, for equally unknown reasons, it was also known as a "tally whacker". (And I will thank you all for kindly refraining from remarks regarding the counting of sheep!)

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 09:53 PM

And which was which?


A

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 09:36 PM

Shalom,
Someone beat you to it. A book was published back in the 80s on this very subject. Sorry - can't remember the title. The author was being interviewed on NYC radio and was asked what her favorite nickname was. Her response: Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cottontail. This from an elderly woman whose husband named her breasts and vagina on their wedding night to put her at ease.

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: JennieG
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 09:26 PM

Is the proximity of this thread and one headed "New Member" coincidental???!!
"John" and "Mary" in this household; we're a bit dull, I suppose.
Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: GUEST,Learaí na Láibe
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 08:03 PM

Sorry - correction. 'Bod' is pronounced as 'Bud' the beer.

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: dagenham doc
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 08:01 PM

For him.. not many I guess. Todger, old man, pleasure dome, the Bishop, joy stick, diddler, The Earl of Shaftsbury, The batting piece. The Lance of Love. The Skewer. The Member for Cockshire. Ramrod. The Parson. The Rudder and my own personal favorite Old Reliable………………………. For her. The cuckoo's nest of course. The Earl of Rochester's Bulls Eye. The Cunny. The Crack. The Everlasting Wound. The Eye that weeps most when best pleased. The Jam pot. The house under the hill. The Palace of Pleasure. The Fly Trap. The Gravy Giver. The Quim. The Tool Chest. The Watergate of Life and the Temple of Venus……………… don't mind me, I've just bought a new car.

Doc

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: GUEST,Learaí na Láibe
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 08:00 PM

The Irish language word for penis is 'bod' - rhymns with 'Bud' the beer. So since Budweiser entered the market here some years back, you have people going up to the bar and asking for a 'penis' or 'penises'. Though I think Bud tastes more like the liquid that is discharged from the 'Bod' after lowering a few pints.

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: Seaking
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 07:51 PM

best friend..

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: Emma B
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 07:25 PM

Gosh Gareth! XXXL? I don't think the Spanish have a word for that (well maybe El Gordo!)

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: Gareth
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 07:07 PM

Dont know - I haven seen mine for years !!

Gareth XXXL sise.

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: Emma B
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 06:04 PM

I've just finished my second year of 'nightclass' Spanish so my best friend bought me a book of 'naughty' Spanish. There is a whole section devoted to names for body parts - 115 for the male member alone!
These range from the obvious weapons, dagger, club, mallet, sledge hammer,crusher etc. to various vegetables, eggplant, cucumber, corn on the cob etc even a baby's bottle but my favourite is COSITA (lit) little thing (brings us back full circle to thingy)

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 05:49 PM

Meat, The Giant Squid

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 05:42 PM

Little Ricky.


"Oh Luuuuuuuuuuuucyyyyyyy, I'm hoooooooooooooome!"

Subject: RE: What do you call your 'thingie'?
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 05:24 PM

Useful? Well, I'll say -- the world's first point-and-click interface, the world's first portable fountain pen (for northern climes) and the world's first pocket calculator (even to this day you sometimes see men going around counitng one-two-three over and over....). Not to mention other applications that you can fiugure out for yourself...

A