Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: Bert Date: 25 Sep 03 - 07:46 PM If a kid asked, "Where is my ...?" The reply would be "Up in Annie's room, behind the clock" As for dark you can't beat that unforgettable opening line from Trapp's War by Brian Callison "The night was as black as a Sudanese stoker's arse" And the price of anything was "Fourpence 'apenee" And the time was "half past twenty two getting on for nearly" and someone incompetant "couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery" The answer to What's for tea? was "Kippers with jam on" |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: SINSULL Date: 24 Sep 03 - 08:57 PM "Cold as a witch's tit". Took me years ti figure out what a tit was. Re height: "You're tall enough if your feet touch the floor." "you're not made of glass, you know." when blocking someone's view. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: GUEST,SeaKing Date: 24 Sep 03 - 07:50 PM ...and if this thread is still running in fifteen years time my children will be posting messages remembering Dad's 'Tidy-up Fairy'... |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: LilyFestre Date: 24 Sep 03 - 07:33 PM A few more favorites.......... .............dumb as a box of rocks............. Not from childhood, but when I'm sick, my husband always says, "If you die on me, I'm gonna kick your ass!" LOL Michelle |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: tuggy mac Date: 24 Sep 03 - 07:23 PM p S. Sorry for shouting !got a sore finger. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: tuggy mac Date: 24 Sep 03 - 07:21 PM fOR GOOD VISION(hES GOT EYES LIKE A SHIT HOUSE RAT! hEARING ( eARS LIKE A BAT. iTS NOT THE SIZE OF THE DOG IN THE FIGHT BUT THE SIZE OF THE FIGHT IN THE DOG. oNE I LIKE .hES GOT THE FACE ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE. CHEERS TUGGY MAC. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: GUEST,SeaKing Date: 24 Sep 03 - 07:16 PM I have always been below average height. As a child my Grandmother would console me by saying "You don't get diamonds the size of bricks" My Mother would hide toys until I 'learned to play with them properly'. The logic still escapes me. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: GUEST Date: 24 Sep 03 - 03:37 PM From my Grandpa (he was "borned" in the late 1800's): "Black as coalie's arse" (coalie, the guy that delivered coal) "White as a haint" (ghost) "Harder than a whore's heart" |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: GUEST,Jim Dixon Date: 24 Sep 03 - 01:58 PM "I can see the onion, the IRA's onion" I don't understand that one. Can you explain it for an American? |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: muppett Date: 24 Sep 03 - 06:41 AM How's about 'well I'll go t' foot of our stairs' And just to change the topic slightly how many of you out there used to sup corporation pop when you were kids and who went chumping at this time of the year. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: GUEST Date: 24 Sep 03 - 06:27 AM My sister and I used to get Whats for pudding? "Fresh air pie" and we used to chant ad nausiatum "I can see the onion, the IRA's onion" every time we went to Basildon! |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: LadyJean Date: 24 Sep 03 - 12:14 AM From Dad: "Each to his own taste, said the old lady as she kissed the cow". "Were you (or You Weren't) behind the door when the brains were passed out." "Fold up kid," said when he'd caught me up late reading, again. Meaning turn the light off and go to sleep. "Straighten up and fly right" Dad was a jazz fan. "Most of your troubles never happen". From Mom: We haven't done, (seen, had, eaten) that since pussy was a cat. (Suggestive, I know!) "Not going to ruin two families" meaning the couple deserved each other. "You spilled that all over Israel" meaning all over the place. "That street is the rocky road to Dublin" Meaning there were potholes. (Pittsburgh is the pothole capital of the world.) "You make a great door but a bad window" meaning you're blocking the view. "That dog is smarter than some whole families" She learned that one from her grandmother. (We had poodles. They are very intelligent dogs.) Mom told the tale of a neighborhood patriarch who was told that his grandson had been heard swearing. The old gentleman asked what the boy had said. He was told, "Son of a Bitch! Hell!" "Ridiculous," the old man replied. "No grandson of mine would say a silly thing like that. Kids I knew said "go to heaven and make a U turn." Meaning go to hell. A friend from New York said her friends said, "Go to heaven and make a U turn seventeen times." I think I like that better. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: Jim Dixon Date: 23 Sep 03 - 11:10 PM When my dad saw me picking my nose, he'd say: "Are you going fishing?" Me, innocently: "Huh? No. Why?" Him: "I see you're digging for bait." I probably only fell for that joke once, and after that, "Are you going fishing?" was a sufficient reprimand to get me to stop. I also used it on my own kid. It works. Dad also liked non-sequiturs like: "How big would you be if you was twice as big as half?" In the realm of reprimands and threats: You're gettin' too big for your britches. I'll take you down a notch. I'll jerk a knot in your tail. |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: Neighmond Date: 23 Sep 03 - 07:52 PM In a pride of your peers: Went over like a fart in church (and) Sweating like a whore in church (both from my ulcle, who had a filty mouth.) If you can't fix it, duck it, if you can't duck it, f*** it! (A reference to a certain repair product on the market) Man, you really shit the bed!(referring to a massive screw-up, also "My (posession that went to pot) shit the bed on me." (he, she,) would F*** up a wet dream. Talk to the hand, 'cause the face ain't istening! (hold the hand up in front of whomever is speaking.) You weren't working (sick, doing homework, chores, etc.), you were out playing lobo! (Lobo was a ballgame indiginous to our neighborhood-by and by "playing lobo" came to mean anything where you weren't up to anything productive.) Itching like a three-dollar whore. go like a raped ape Where's (Here come) Johnny (John) Law?(!) Emphesize the "John": JOHN-knee-law. )Local term for any cop or crossing guard or teacher on playground duty. Have No idea where it came from but it was in use from the time I began kindergarten to the time I was in 7th grade.) Words to the wise-the Elders dispense knowledge: Now, if (name) went and jumped off a bridge would you go do it too? I don't care what (name) does! S/he don't live here! Eat it! There's starving little babies on the south side! I didn't fall off (or: Do I LOOK like I fell off) the turnip truck yesterday!(?) Stop it, and I mean NOW, or maybe you WANT a spanking... (Tell them to do the offending act), and SEE what happens! You only do (did) THAT once! (after some dangerous, painful, or otherwise ignorant doing) Acted like a couple of Hahnyacks, you did! Onray (or: rotten) little Scut! You didn't need my help getting IN jail, you don't need my help getting OUT! Eating before bed feeds hay to the nightmare! (I once heard my grey haired daddy say: A picture of him would keep a nightmare in hay all week!) Taken as it's worth. Chaz |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: GUEST Date: 23 Sep 03 - 07:37 PM Another response to "That's not fair!" : No, it's a f***ing circus! A response to a complaint of food being too hot: Well, it wasn't cooked in the refrigerator, you know! These are courtesy of my ex. Glad I didn't grow up in his house! |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: open mike Date: 23 Sep 03 - 04:20 PM My grandma used to say "good night NURSE" with the accent on teh nurse.. this meant "well, I'll be..." or other exclamations |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: C-flat Date: 23 Sep 03 - 03:05 PM "C'mon Lad! You're all wishbone and no backbone!" Meaning more effort required. My school rugby master used to run along the line shouting abuse at the sorry assortment of spotty, skinny, snot-nosed kids that made up the junior team; "Hamilton! you bloody big daisy! Hit that man,hit that man!!" "You're as much use as a rubber ladder!" "About as useful as half a pair of scissors!" |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: kendall Date: 23 Sep 03 - 01:41 PM Waste not want not |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: LilyFestre Date: 23 Sep 03 - 12:39 PM My personal favorite is the 5 P's. Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance! Michelle =^..^= |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: Bill D Date: 22 Sep 03 - 10:52 PM "children in Europe are starving."...my mother had pinned down closer, it was "eat that...think of the poor starving Armenians!"..(and I, of course, would answer.."you can send them my share") |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: Donuel Date: 22 Sep 03 - 10:28 PM Live and learn Die and forget it all. and for the vulgarians: shit fire n'save matches. |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: Little Robyn Date: 22 Sep 03 - 04:14 AM I recognize lots of the above, even here in NZ. Some from our family - If you had another brain it'd be lonely. Don't speak with your mouth half full - fill it up! What did your last slave die of? Overwork? Shit a brick! You're big enough and ugly enough...(usually to do a chore). Just DO IT! If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful, buy a pram. Red sky at night, shepherd's delight, red sky at morning, shepherd's warning. But a friend recently said Red sky at morning, shepherd's hut on fire. I like that imagery. And in my husband's family, "I want" gets nothing! Robyn |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: wysiwyg Date: 22 Sep 03 - 01:06 AM Hey Leej!! I heard it as "useless as tits on a nun." ~Susan |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: Lonesome EJ Date: 22 Sep 03 - 12:29 AM I like these. My Dad liked to say "close the door. I'm not paying to heat the neighborhood!" Once when I was going out on a date in a pair of tight slacks, he says "son, those look like cheap hotel pants...no ball room." Someone who was a blowhard was "full of shit as a yuletide fowl." If you were clumsy with something he'd say "you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the directions on the heel." A lazy person was "useless as the tits on a boar hog." When I didn't finish dinner, it was "children in Europe are starving." When I just woke up, my eyes looked like "two bubbles in a piss pot" or "two pee holes in the snow". My favorite expression of Mom's was, when someone famous died, "people are dyin' that never died before!" |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 22 Sep 03 - 12:12 AM I heard, We'll all go to hell in a handcart Robin |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: SINSULL Date: 21 Sep 03 - 08:50 PM "If it were any closer it would bite you on the nose." "If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous." |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: Gray D Date: 21 Sep 03 - 08:30 PM My goodness but some of you seem to have grown up under something of a tirade of vulgarity. I'm so glad that you have managed to rise above it. "If you had another brain like the one you've got now you still wouldn't make a halfwit" - my Dad (there was a degree of truth there) "Well I'll go to hell in a bucket!" - My dear old Nan, when surprised. I never did understand that one. Gray D |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: open mike Date: 21 Sep 03 - 07:33 PM and for time if you get up real early it is at "Zero Dark Thirty" and a large number is eleventy seven minnie pearl used to have a price tag haning off her hat ws that on hee haw? what price died it say? i jsut saw a documentary about the murder of String Bean, a fellow who played th ebanjo on Grand Old Opry...or hee haw? interviews with many co-stars on that show were included.. apparently he distrusted banks so kept money in the pocket of his overalls. |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: open mike Date: 21 Sep 03 - 07:28 PM if at first you don't succeed, try, try again |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: kendall Date: 21 Sep 03 - 02:47 PM The school I wnt to was so sub standard, you could earn a letter if you knew what the letter was. |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: GUEST,Cruiser Date: 21 Sep 03 - 12:20 AM Not being a "star" football player, my high school coach had a saying for players like me that frequently missed assignments: "Son, quit standing there with one hand up your a** and the other one in you mouth waitin' for someone to hollar switch". Aw, the good ol' early '60's, before PC, when coaches could kick you in the rear and berate you in an attempt to make you a better player and person. BTW, sometimes I lettered in sports and sometimes I did not make it, but nothing was given to you just to assuage your hurt feeling. Two other saying when you screwed up on the field: "Go to the house!" (meaning "hit the showers", you were through for the day). |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: SINSULL Date: 20 Sep 03 - 10:15 PM Busier than a one-armed paper hanger. Life isn't fair (In response to "But that's not fair!") The crow of a hen and the whistle of a woman wake the devil from his lair. (To this day, I have never learned to whistle). |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: kendall Date: 20 Sep 03 - 07:09 PM In the service, if you ask where something is, the answer is likely to be, "If it was up your ass you'd know." |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: Celtaddict Date: 20 Sep 03 - 07:01 PM Of a big man: "He was made when meat was cheap." In our family we used a number of stock answers. If a kid asked, "When ...?" (when do we eat? when will be there? when will I get my turn? whatever) the answer was "Tuesday." If a kid asked, "Where is my ...?" (baseball glove, shoe, homework, jacket, whatever the kid should have been responsible for and no one else even likely to know) the answer was, "It was delicious." |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: Celtaddict Date: 20 Sep 03 - 06:55 PM Of chewing with the mouth open: "You sound like a pig eating coal." "Slicker than a snotty doorknob." (An obstetrician I knew used to say that about deliveries.) |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: kendall Date: 20 Sep 03 - 03:16 PM virtue is its own reward. Pennies make dollars Mend and make do. "You can'r wear your good clothes out to play, you'll switch them out and get them all daubbed up." |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: Forsh Date: 20 Sep 03 - 02:27 PM Honi soit que mal e pense (I think) Where there's life theres hop ... ! y'wee buggerohellye! hadawa'n'shite man you'll get your reward in heaven take these bottles back to the offie.. |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: Cruiser Date: 19 Sep 03 - 09:59 PM I double-dog dare ya! My uncle saying get up, "you're burning daylight" when it was still dark and I had to wrangle horses during winter hunting camp in Colorado. Cruiser |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: Deckman Date: 19 Sep 03 - 09:53 PM "I was busier than a one armed trapper sackin' wildcats!" Bob |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: kendall Date: 19 Sep 03 - 07:53 PM "There's everything in that attic from a baby fart to a clap of thunder". I have stuff strewn from Hell to Hackney. |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: kendall Date: 19 Sep 03 - 07:43 PM I was on Hee Haw? |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: Allan C. Date: 19 Sep 03 - 02:46 PM Annamill, on the old Hee-Haw show they often used "a dollar two ninety-eight" as a price for almost anything. (Not that I ever watched the show - except, perhaps, for the time that Kendall Morse was on it.) |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: lady penelope Date: 19 Sep 03 - 02:41 PM Oh I forgot "Your head's full of chewed bread" ( implying that someone was stupid) TTFN Lady P. |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: Metchosin Date: 19 Sep 03 - 01:02 AM Because we never had watches when we were kids, if anyone asked us the time, it was always "one hair past a freckle". |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: annamill Date: 19 Sep 03 - 12:30 AM When asked the price of something, my Dad would reply "a buck three eighty". I have no idea what it meant. When referring to the time, I remember kids saying "half past cows ass, a quarter to his balls"...which again makes no sense. I had a strange upbringing... Annamill |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: Metchosin Date: 18 Sep 03 - 11:07 PM Smells worse than all the night soil in China. |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: Bert Date: 18 Sep 03 - 10:48 PM I was doing that when you were running 'round eating bread and jam with the arse out of your trousers. |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: kendall Date: 18 Sep 03 - 10:38 PM Looks like death eating a cracker (bisquit to you Brits) I'll hit you so hard, when you come to, your clothes will be out of style. Ther's an Aborigine in the biomass heap.(Originally, there is a nigger in the woodpile) Hotter than a whore's dream Colder than a misers heart Stunk like a dog's laundry. I always assumed that Hector was one of the characters in the Iliad too. One old guy used to say "Since Christ was a cowboy" never made any sense to me, never use it myself. He's tougher than Japanese arithmetic. If wishes were horses beggers would ride. I'll kick your ass 'til your nose bleeds. Mothers never say this, some fathers do. |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: Bert Date: 18 Sep 03 - 10:16 PM You smell like a Turkish wrestler's jock strap. In and out like a fart in a colander. He's got duck's disease (small man's disease) and said of a small snack to keep you ging until dinner is ready "that'll keep the rats from gnawing" |
Subject: RE: BS: Old sayings from childhood From: RangerSteve Date: 18 Sep 03 - 05:02 PM In response to any useless information: That and a dollar will buy you a cup of coffee. (OK, it was 25cents when I first heard it, but you have to adjust for inflation). a variation on one mentioned above: When they passed out brains, he thought they said "trains", so he asked for HO scale. When they passed out looks, he thought they said "Books" so he said "GIve me a funny one". From a Tennessee friend concerning speed: Faster than you can pull a greasy string out of a cat's ass. |
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