Punch The Horse - November fred

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 08:50 AM

"Please get some milk on the way home sweetheart,the monster cow-juice imbiber has been at it again!" is the name of the number one country hit by that famous Lincolnshire band Penelope and the Ice breakers - who said this thread has nothing to do with music?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: KJ
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 08:43 AM

Your insides must be very strange if you can pop kidneys out of your arse, you could make a lot of money on japanese telly doing that so you could.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Q J L "East" Halton-Skitter
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 08:10 AM

This is becoming unbearable. I presume that this site does have a serious purpose. Forgive me, but when I read posts urging the procurement of small quantities of milk for personal consumption, I think it entirely understanable that I turn bright red, start to tremble and almost pop a kidney out of my arse, out of sheer fury.

I will be discussing this with Thornton Curtis and Melton Ross at the lodge this afternoon.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: KJ
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 07:28 AM

PS. Please get some milk on the way home sweetheart,the monster cow-juice imbiber has been at it again!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: KJ
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 07:06 AM

Excuuuuuse me. I have writ an intriduction.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 07:02 AM

well I suppose it keeps the food bill down!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 06:52 AM

Smallpiper
She does not have nails- bites them.CT

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 05:19 AM

Oh but she is Colin, first of all she will clean the house then do some shopping then her nails and eventually (ie the night before its due in) she will do her essay! ;-)

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 04:36 AM

That was Colin Thompsons' Wee Wifey who should be getting on with some work not messing with this sillyness

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 04:32 AM

That was Colin Thompson.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: KJ
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 04:19 AM

P.S...yes my dear husband I know what you're thinking, this is just a quick visit, I WILL GET ON WITH MY ESSAYS!!!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: KJ
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 04:18 AM

I think we may see you guys on Friday after we've gone to see Jarryd juggling & plate-spinning!!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 11:45 AM

I was under the impression it was Penelope and the Ice Breaker crew that was the cause celebre

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 11:02 AM

I do believe that pth gigs start at around 9 pm.

Oaklet what about Penelope and the Ice breaker???????

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 10:38 AM

Splendid Dai - we'd love your company. The whole Danelaw thing turned into a bit of a damp squib round here, and most of us don't bother with the old viking ways. Watch your step in Worlaby, just up the road though.      

There - a sensible posting with mass-appeal. Not a patch though, on the fascinating exploits of El Ted and his three correspondants that has kept us so rivetted over the past few years.

Mrs Drinkall from number 21 is downstairs, reeking of Yardley and reading a People's Friend. I suspect that she may have been at the Emva Cream.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Daithi
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 09:16 AM

Unbelievably, i have so far avoided suffering at the hands of messrs Oaklet etal (aka Pinch the Norse - some deviant racial abuse no doubt harking back to the days of the Viking invader in these parts). However I am at a loose end oon friday night and if you could confirm starting time i shall ssee if I can egt the ould truck to struggle up to Ferriby(?) to complete my education. D

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 08:48 AM

I'm referring to the comment you made earlier on Mick

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 08:07 AM

I thought I looked particularily cool and intresting.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 03:45 AM

mick,
    nice picture, oakley's hair was rather long in those days wasn't it? was this picture taken in late 60's?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 06:08 PM

A haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandd bag?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:21 PM

At least they have hair H-P Boy...

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:18 PM

What a picture. Get those guys out of the way!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 01:39 PM

i'd give yourself a pat on the back for that effect Sp....

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 01:35 PM

Hey I took that Photo!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 01:27 PM

I'm the pretty one in the background.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 01:21 PM

Is that your handbag i see there osson????

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Willa
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:53 PM

This do, el ted?
Note the t shirt.
http://www.mudcat.org/photos/photo_page.cfm?file_name_sent=ossonflags

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:35 PM

Hey ! This makes a change from the elteddo and sweetfire monopolising this thread, don't it?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:31 PM

I can believe that.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:30 PM

Thats twice you have done that to me !!!!!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:29 PM

You will have to ask her yoursell Axeman. Mrs Ossonflags absolutly refuses to have anything to do with this drivel - it takes all her patience to have anything to do with me !!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:23 PM

200, by the way.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:20 PM

Oh blinkin henry. I didn't know we were playing on Friday night as well as Saturday. Can I have a lift home please, Mary? I struggle to play that one sober.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:20 PM

O. and oakeres is wrong about the free ale ........you may get a large slice of icecream cake.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:19 PM

Ossonflags

Dunaaknow, may be away hunting wee sleekit beasties or searching for the rare humber Guzzlegue. The only bird in the U.K to fly backwards to keep the wind out of its eyes. Will have to ask the wee-Wifey when I pick up wots left of her tonight after a 12 hr at the mad hose! Long time no see oh wise retund one!CT.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:17 PM

Sigh................ I thought I just did, however I will give you more comprehensive directions.

1. Go over the humber bridge towardds lincolnshire -that is the south side of the humber.

2.Take the Barton turning

3.Go right round the roundabout - you cant miss the roundabout it is a big round thing covered in grass and that.

4.Take the first available left turn that says south ferriby and keep going untill you see the cement works dead ahead.Oh, before you see the cement works the road vears left about a mileish from that roundabout.

5.The "Hope and Anchor" is on your right signed "Hope and Anchor"

Hope to see you there.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:13 PM

ta mick.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:02 PM

thanks for that oaklet! could a normal person let me know please? because iam none the wiser!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:01 PM

Sorry elted, 'tis in the fine village and the baronial country residence of the bow'ld Oaklet- South Ferriby - commanding spectacular views of the Humber and the cement works.Do come, we have a great night there.Maybe we might see Karen and Colin there?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 11:59 AM

The Hope and Anchor restaurant-that-sells-beer sits on an alluvial promentary at the confluence of the river Ancholme and the Humber estuary very close to 17 contented Freisians. The grid reference has two letters and 6 digits but I don't know what they are.

If you approach Bob the landlord and exclaim at the top of your voice "thank's for last night, honey - you were fantastic", he will give you a free pint of what-you-fancy.

So there.

Oh, it is in South Ferriby Sluice (head towards Mr Benson's huge tripe works) in British North Lincolnshire.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 11:47 AM

where is the hope and anchor mick?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 11:36 AM

Raggy,looking forward to seeing you at the Huddersfield this Saturday and maybe have a foaming beaker or twelve of Sir Arthur Guinnesses stagger soup.

Thanks a million for that frank, honest, truethfull and unadorned description of one of the hardest working bands on the circuit. "Punch The Horse" is indeed all you say and more, as will all the thousands of people we have entertained over the years vouch for.Not to forget all the jolly publicans whose coffers we have stuffed with many the fee.

For the one or two who seem to still have have trouble with what we are and what we look like,if you go to members photos look under "Oakley" and "Ossonflags" and all will be revealed.

O, and by the by, we are playing at "Hope and Anchor" this friday with the virile and boyish oaklet on the fiddle - and sometimes mandolin

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,RSPCA
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:26 AM

I'd be very grateful if one of you would tell me what punch the horse is all about, is it a club, a pub , or a group of folkies in a particular area . You all seem to be having a good time wherever you are. Kind regards......
RSPCA

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:06 AM

Message from Nick Scaife ..............my email has not been working for the past week or so, if anyone has sent me an email eg Mary since Thursday I acnnot access them, could you please use PM's for info

Thanks

Raggy

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 08:39 AM

GUEST read the thread the clues are all here!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 08:36 AM

woah dad, you said something useful for once!! heh heh

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 08:30 AM

hola PTH,
          just a thought, these poor misguided souls who want to know more about you, do you have a website so they can marvel at your lovely faces in full colour?
                   the true path!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 07:55 AM

That must be another Colin, my husband does not partake of alcohol CT

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 07:52 AM

I'd be very grateful if one of you would tell me what punch the horse is all about, is it a club, a pub , or a group of folkies in a particular area . You all seem to be having a good time wherever you are. Kind regards......

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Ayatolla
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 07:45 AM

Sorry you can't get KJ, but no doubt Colin will think of you as he downs his nth pint at the GEORGE SESSION, BARTON TONIGHT (TUESDAY). It should be interesting: photos from paperman to laugh at and sausage and chips 'cos pub team's at home (bloke in corner remember to do without tea to compensate).

Ossie just reminded me of a little known fact that is as true today as when the Prophet pointed it out:

                Sayings of the Prophet No 11)

       There are some animals that are so well camouflaged that they have not been discovered yet.