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BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters

muppett 19 Nov 03 - 06:05 AM
Beverley Barton 19 Nov 03 - 06:07 AM
sweetfire 19 Nov 03 - 08:49 AM
Beverley Barton 19 Nov 03 - 08:55 AM
GUEST,Project Team Leader 19 Nov 03 - 09:17 AM
s6k 19 Nov 03 - 09:22 AM
Beverley Barton 19 Nov 03 - 09:25 AM
s6k 19 Nov 03 - 09:34 AM
Beverley Barton 19 Nov 03 - 09:53 AM
s6k 19 Nov 03 - 09:55 AM
smallpiper 19 Nov 03 - 11:16 AM
muppett 19 Nov 03 - 11:38 AM
Beverley Barton 19 Nov 03 - 11:43 AM
GUEST,Thornton Curtis 19 Nov 03 - 11:56 AM
Beverley Barton 19 Nov 03 - 12:07 PM
s6k 19 Nov 03 - 02:34 PM
s6k 19 Nov 03 - 02:59 PM
smallpiper 19 Nov 03 - 06:24 PM
Beverley Barton 20 Nov 03 - 03:26 AM
smallpiper 20 Nov 03 - 05:04 AM
smallpiper 20 Nov 03 - 05:06 AM
smallpiper 20 Nov 03 - 05:07 AM
Beverley Barton 20 Nov 03 - 05:28 AM
smallpiper 20 Nov 03 - 05:31 AM
GUEST,For information ONLY 20 Nov 03 - 07:04 AM
Beverley Barton 20 Nov 03 - 08:41 AM
smallpiper 20 Nov 03 - 08:47 AM
sweetfire 20 Nov 03 - 09:05 AM
GUEST,Paws for thought 20 Nov 03 - 11:13 AM
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GUEST,Thornton Curtis 21 Nov 03 - 09:06 AM
sweetfire 21 Nov 03 - 10:05 AM
GUEST,Thornton Curtis 21 Nov 03 - 10:54 AM
GUEST,Thornton Curtis 21 Nov 03 - 10:56 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: muppett
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 06:05 AM

OOps sorry el ted, never mind you can have the 200th


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 06:07 AM

no prob mup,
          i just enjoy the thrill of the chase.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 08:49 AM

you lot are like little boys!!


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 08:55 AM

hello tots,
          just finished another hard day at college have you? see you at 7.30, after we've played, do you fancy looking in on keith gayes session at the "editorial" across the road?


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Project Team Leader
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 09:17 AM

Project for this weekend:
Go into town and whilst handling knives in the kitchen department in a shop, ask the assistant if he/she knows where the anti-depressants are.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 09:22 AM

Excuse me but i do listen to radio 2 thank you!!
And as a note, on next tuesday van morrison will be on in concert on there, so listen to it!
Mark knofpler is also on a few days before or after that


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 09:25 AM

van the man should have retired years ago! i have about 25 of his albums, but over the last ten years he has degenerated into a growly, bitter pub singer


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 09:34 AM

van the man is frieds with stan the man who once gave me a can of coke, and it was no joke!
but he didnt like this drink so after a long think, he threw it in his face and called him a disgrace

you know when youve been tango'd


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 09:53 AM

i now firmly believe that wyke "college" should be closed,and you all ought to get proper jobs! i bet you hand that appalling poem in as "coursework" for some mickey mouse "module" and get an a star!


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 09:55 AM

Of course i will because its fantastic, and you havent even heard the other verses yet!

Anyway, guitar lesson beckons, should be playing pinball wizard half decently soon.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 11:16 AM

You young people should check out a band from scotland called "Peatbog Faeries" click here to find out more


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: muppett
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 11:38 AM

Yep they're brill saw them up in Edingburgh at the new year's street party


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 11:43 AM

i've had a look, but i have'nt got any speakers to listen in. are they squid squeezers perchance?


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 11:56 AM

Perhaps anyone starting a new thread in celebration of those threads that have challenged, informed or just simply made us laugh on the Mudcat during 2003, could highlight this one as possibly the most highly developed and as a fitting testament to the intellect of its contributors.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 12:07 PM

dear TC,
       bat on you queer fish,this thread needs a hand to get to the 200 mark


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 02:34 PM

its half past seven!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 02:59 PM

Its 8 o clock! Time for mike harding on radio 2 !


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 06:24 PM

Oh eye elus tedisimus there is a certain degree of (as you put it) squid squeezing involved. However, I thought that the fusion of tradional music and modern dance rythmes, coupled with the sophisticated use of modern electronic musical instruments may appeal to those youngsters that you and your offspring have attracted to this and similar threads.

Yours
el yobo


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 03:26 AM

true lobster man,
                have you bumped into people like hoven droven and hedningarna? i think both bands are dutch, they use trad. acoustic instruments, then all of a sudden a les paul will appear!


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 05:04 AM

Ace I always wanted to play my pipes with a rock band! (I'm just a head banger at heart)


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 05:06 AM

And you lot .... it is considered bad form to post one word posts to a thread just to get the numbers up.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 05:07 AM

elus tedisimarus how's your html getting on? I know you can do red but can yu do this yet?


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 05:28 AM

htlm is a dead duck! haven't a clue! talking of bad form, isn't it naughty to post 3 times in a row?


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 05:31 AM

not if they are sensible (he he he)and by a dead duck do you really mean "no john I can't do that yet"?


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,For information ONLY
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 07:04 AM

Thornton Curtis was known as Torentune in 1086 at the time of the Doomsday Book. Cameron states that the origin of Curtis within the village's name is unknown but that the Thornton section means 'the farmstead or village where thorn trees grow'.

The village of Thornton Curtis lies five miles south east of Barton and four miles south of New Holland. Just east of the village lie the ruins of the Abbey of St Mary, known as Thornton Abbey. Founded in 1139 by William le Gros, the Earl of Yorkshire, and raised to the status of Abbey in 1148 it was a house for Augustinian or black canons. These priests lived a communal life under the Rule of St Augustine but also undertook pastoral duties outside of the Abbey. Officers within the Abbey besides the abbot and prior included a cellarer, bursar, chamberlain, sacrist, kitchener


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 08:41 AM

correct john, i can't do it! this trumpton crisp fellow is all over the threads this morning isn't he? bit like a virus really.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 08:47 AM

Its that Oaklet fellow - his prosac hasn't kicked in yet.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 09:05 AM

Thta would explain a ew things then Sp...


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Paws for thought
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 11:13 AM

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"   "My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied,

"That's because he's inside your f*****g cat."


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 12:00 PM

mollusc mauler,
               are you quietly confident that you have correctly identified the anus we know as "trumpton crisp" then?


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:06 AM

I Think some of my posts to you people have been a little unkind, so I would like to take this moment to apologise for being a dick!


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 10:05 AM

I still don't like you though


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 10:54 AM

Sweetfire, the rouge and careless capital letter at the start of the second word should by now, indicate to you the authorship of one of your serial co-correspondents.

I am happy to point this out, and to politely request that your co-correspondents shield you from personal ridicule by explaining to you (away from here) exactly how many of the posts attributed to me to which you have responded, have actually been written by those known personally to you.

Many thanks.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 10:56 AM

Rogue, of course. Very sloppy of me.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 11:04 AM

In fact, I've just made a total arse of myself again have'nt I?


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 11:51 AM

I don't really think that Thornton would write the word "have'nt".


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Hrothgar
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 07:22 PM

Somebody around here is establishing a considerable credibility gap.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 02:59 PM

Ok, this is gettin ridiculous. This a thread, not some sort of battle ground. Now can we all please just get a grip!
This is a BS Thread so to expect anything sort of down to earth/serious stuff then your already kiddin ya slf. But we should still keep it pleasant to read...yes, yes i know what some my earlier posts have been like!   
TC, obviously there is no one to stop you posting whatever you want, but your endless correcting and your endless wittering is gettin tiresome. C'mon, im sure there is something you could say that won't come across as gettin at us? And if there isn't, then why say anything at all? Oh hell, why don't we just start over TC? Of course if you have no intentions in makin some sort of truce then fair dues....

Wow, i think that has been my longest post ever!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 03:47 PM

Well done Sweet, and well said, and yes im shocked at the length of that post, i had to get myself comfy in my chair and get a drink before i started reading it, lol.

Very well said indeed clap clap clap!


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:16 PM

cowfish will be singing in the odies tonight. if anybody wants a lift from hull, pm el terd as he's got broadband. johntheharp


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:20 PM

correction; "as he's got a van" NOT "as he's got broadband"


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:22 PM

but he has got broadband, all the same.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:27 PM

correction, (oh dear) spelling mistake of mucat member, should have wrote - el terd.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:28 PM

el terd


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:29 PM

el terd?


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:32 PM

testing testing, el terd, testing 123.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:35 PM

it seems i have a problem with my computer.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:42 PM

anyway, you know who i mean, him with nail varnish on


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 08:31 PM

latter----the E,R,D keys are sticking on the keyboard


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 09:02 PM

so i recon if i spray WD40 on the E,R,D keys, it will result in freeing the keys and typing el terd without sticking. -el terd instead of -el terd. should i try it?????? does anybody else have trouble with the E,R keys sticking, resulting in not being able to type el ted.


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