BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters

Subject: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: muppett
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 10:07 AM

There you go sweet fire & el ted another thread for you to entertain us all

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 10:15 AM

woo hoo!! thanks muppet! tot's, where are you?

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 10:52 AM

don't tell me you can't find this one either sophia. we should be up to 50 posts by now!
            anyway stuff baby sitting! let's see PTH on saturday. we'll have cess with us but if we slap some make up on her and give her a happy pill we should get away with it!!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Rave On
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 11:35 AM

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur
built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 11:39 AM

wise words from our chum at the HSE there! mind you, if you lot had your bloody way nowt would get built!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,SPIROGRAPH
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 12:10 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 12:17 PM

now we're getting somewhere! keep those loonies comin'!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 01:01 PM

Bloody hell watch out or Mrs Drinkall from number 21 will find out about this! And Penelope .......... shudder!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 02:37 PM

OOOooooooh our very own thread.
I feel so special...
But i bet none of you are online at the minute, so I'm gonna go play along to some john lee hooker on the guitar. (as you do)

hmm lovely day at college tomorrow complete with a 2 hour break... think i shall pay this place a visit at some point.

well anyway, catch ya later

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 04:09 PM

Back again!! just to say about a new forum i created
http://tabs.board.dk3.com

its for guitar tabs and stuff but then again i dont know that much on the guitar so it will probably end up being crap!

but anyway, feel free to join or have a look round

(only created it today btw, so its not too full of info at the moment)

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 04:13 AM

oi adam,
       can you use a computer properly then? it sounds like it! i shall peruse your site shortly. i expect it to be flamenco though!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 04:33 AM

adam,
    i went on google, and there is bugger all there!is your site functional yet?

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 05:20 AM

adam,
    found your site!!! this could be fab if i could bloody well get into it!! we could put flamenco tab on it for all my fans!!
         we could put SP's octopus tabs up as well.

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Hatless
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 05:46 AM

Aussie Toilets
I walked into a public toilet at The Canberra Centre where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my dacks and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me:
"G'day mate, how are you going?" I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to
mate?" Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said.
Unsure what to say, I replied "Amm, just having a quick poo.
How about yourself?" I then heard the voice for the third time ..... "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some dickhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say."

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 05:57 AM

lol!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 06:05 AM

nice one hatless.i hope sophia doesn't lose it before next wednesday.your outfits blended nicely last night!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Hairless
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 06:23 AM

I think so, and we owe it to the SALON for our hair RE-style

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Eyeless
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 06:36 AM

Quick Eye Exam...

Just do it - don't cheat!!!!!!!!!!!!

Count the number of F's in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS


Managed it? Scroll down only after you have counted them!







OK?


How many?







Three?









Wrong, there are six - no joke!



Read again!




FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS



The reasoning is further down...

The brain cannot process the word "OF".


Incredible or what?

Anyone who counts all six F's on the first go is a genius
Three is normal.

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 06:42 AM

wow! i am subnormal then! i saw two first read through then three on the second go. it this what they teach you at HSE school then?

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 08:10 AM

I'm a genius then!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 08:13 AM

somehow i doubt that, oh strangler of seafood!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 08:37 AM

Oi don't be an omadawn el ted (and don't show your ignorance by pretending to know a)what an Omadawn is or b) how to pronounce it)
:-)

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 08:42 AM

a) haven't a clue
b) haven't a clue
                ask me one about flamenco, go on, anything else? i dunno. are you still on course for PTH on saturday? sophia's backed out but i am taking her sister along to hear them

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Tasteless
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:02 AM

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late
one night following a Spring Bank Tavern open mic night the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock" the drunk replied.

A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup" replied the drunk.

"How's it work?" the second guest asked, squinting at it.

"Watch" the man said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear shattering
pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a
moment.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed "For god sake, you asshole....it's ten past three in the morning!"

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,littlelady
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:07 AM

blah

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:15 AM

wahey, found it! the lovely adam showed me what to do, ok it took ages n we ended up arguing but its worth it! hehe x

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:18 AM

dad, i have not backed out on purpose i would have loved to gone to the gig! its not my fault im workin. you old women!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:20 AM

yo tot's,
       tell adam i found his tab site. we ought to meet and slap some flamenco tab up it for all my fans!/?1

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:20 AM

Sibling
I do not believe for one second that you have ever argued with anyone, a cross word has never passed your lips !!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:23 AM

gordon bennet!! we get more "guests" than a porn site!! are you all too embarrassed to log in and hit our thread? are we the hinge and bracket of mudcat?

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,gordon bennet
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:26 AM

I have never been on a porn site, I resemble that remark !!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:32 AM

talking of which, the new subdued lighting in spring bank tavern is a little risque isn't it? has mick tom been on a "soft porn film lighting" course? it certainly made you look quite fanciable dave.

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Harri Watts Band
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:43 AM

Its the moon Coming out on Angel eyes

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: muppett
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:44 AM

Yo I'm back, written my 12 month appraisal form, had a meeting with a concerned resident, attended a community meeting, missed me dinner and still not written that report, DOH!!!!!!!! someone give me some inspriation (& spelling lessons).

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Inspirationless
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:56 AM

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:59 AM

oh dear! i bet we get deleted. some of this stuff actually makes sense.

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: muppett
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 10:05 AM

Nay el ted that wont appen

is 42 really the answer to life, the universe & everything, discuss

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 10:10 AM

the meaning of life is simple, there isn't one! you've just got to fill your boots and have a titter!
          leonardo da vinci said "all that most people leave is a full latrine"
          that puts us all in perspective eh what?

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: muppett
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 10:12 AM

Aye appen you're reight

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 10:40 AM

Bloody hell thats depressing!

Tell you what lets fcuk them all over and fill two!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 10:47 AM

we have indoor plumbing in our part of the world john, it's not reached Barton/Hessle yet obviously

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 10:56 AM

Yes I know everytime you take a dump they put an "attention all shiping" warning out in the Humber!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 04:46 PM

ROFL, just read the cubicle toilet thing.... couldnt stop laughing for quite some time!!

el_ted let me know if you cant figure out how to post messages at the tabs forum and ill tell you.

And, if anyone needs a forum creating just let me know and I will create one or give you the link so you can do it yourself.

Can be any subject... tabs, music, chat, bla bla bla, just let me know.

For now i will keep working on this one i made yesterday.

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 11:34 AM

yo fans,
       mudcat been down all day in these here parts. boy have i got some work done because of it! ps just had a PMfrom harpmaker,tried to reply, but let know if i cocked it john

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 02:10 PM

I thought it was strange when i tried to get on the site at dinner time and it wouldnt load!!!
damnit!
a whole day of missed useless chat with you lovely people

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 02:43 PM

got it ted. nice to see you've keeping yourselves amused while my pc's been down! ps. loved the toilet joke!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k
Date: 15 Nov 03 - 05:49 AM

Why oh why am i up and posting here at 10:50 on a saturday morning?!?!?!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper
Date: 15 Nov 03 - 05:53 AM

becaus eyou are as sad as the rest of us!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Fourty ninerrr
Date: 16 Nov 03 - 05:33 AM

Yes I have done it I have got the fourty niner!!

Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Fifty
Date: 16 Nov 03 - 07:51 AM

AND the fifty, pure magic, off to church now, bye