BS: Finger in the Ear has been re-invented

Subject: BS: Finger in the Ear has been re-invented
From: Mr Red
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 05:01 PM

DoCoMo in Japan have patented a wrist band phone that vibrates the bones so that - you guessed it - you stick your finger in your ear to hear and talk into your wrist. Shock Horror - folkies have been prototype yuppies all along. So what do we think of that idea?

NGYARRRRRRRRR.

Subject: RE: BS: Finger in the Ear has been re-invented
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 05:50 PM

Would it work if you stuck your finger in your nose instead?

Subject: RE: BS: Finger in the Ear has been re-invented
From: RangerSteve
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 06:41 PM

The inventors apparently don't have to steer and shift at the same time.

Subject: RE: BS: Finger in the Ear has been re-invented
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 07:06 PM

Euuwww.. just imagine all those times it rings when you are in the smallest room - I don't know about you but mine seems to have a sensor in it that makes it ring when I'm about to take my seat for the 'performance'......

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Finger in the Ear has been re-invented
From: Peace
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 09:04 PM

So, does giving someone the finger now mean they should take line one?

Subject: RE: BS: Finger in the Ear has been re-invented
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 10:38 PM

"Put your finger in your ear and go tinga linga loo!"

Now it's a music thread!

Robin

Subject: RE: BS: Finger in the Ear has been re-invented
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:44 AM

It sounds just like the guy who walks into a pub buys a drink then sudenly sticks his finger in his ear and starts speaking to the palm of his hand. The landlord is intrigued and asks hime what he's up to. "Oh it's the latest mobile phone it's actually embedded in my hand" he tells the publican. A bit later the customer rushes into the loo. After a considerably time he hasn't re-appeared, so the landlord goes to see if he's OK. To his astonishment the man is standing there with the bog-roll up his backside. "What the hell are you up to ?" he asks. "Sorry," says the customer, "I've got an important fax coming through !".

Subject: RE: BS: Finger in the Ear has been re-invented
From: annamill
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 02:55 PM

Old joke, new meaning.."Sorry, I can't hear you, I have a finger in my ear"! or was that banana? I think it was banana. Oh well! Sorry I can't hear you I have a "banana" in my ear!
...never mind!

I have to lay off the carbs!

Love, Annamill

Subject: RE: BS: Finger in the Ear has been re-invented
From: Hrothgar
Date: 15 Nov 03 - 09:13 PM

If you stick the finger up your nose, it tells you whether you have bad breath.

Subject: RE: BS: Finger in the Ear has been re-invented
From: Peace
Date: 15 Nov 03 - 09:28 PM

It also tells you where your finger has been.

Subject: RE: BS: Finger in the Ear has been re-invented
From: EBarnacle
Date: 16 Nov 03 - 12:38 AM

That's right boys, just don't put those thumbs in your ears, thumbs in your ears, thumbs in your ears...

Subject: RE: BS: Finger in the Ear has been re-invented
From: Peace
Date: 16 Nov 03 - 01:28 AM

In Canada, you'd be mistaken for a moose.