Punch The Horse Noel Thread

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: KJ
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 11:31 AM

.....or Potent Copelandia Cambodgeniensis

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: KJ
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 11:29 AM

or hallucigenia

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 11:28 AM

Hmmm ....a task in hand.... how's about Ivor Biggun and the Red Nosed Burglars

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: KJ
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 11:28 AM

I have finished my assignments.
How about The Garden of Ediacara.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: GUEST,Skipjack K8
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 11:05 AM

The Antidisestablishmentarians

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 10:48 AM

7 Whelks Without Hats

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: GUEST,Beverley Barton
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 10:33 AM

anyone for "Banished?"

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 10:27 AM

Ahem. We have a task in hand. Willy and the Wonkas?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 10:25 AM

We're reeeeeeeeeealyyyyyyyy mad, we are!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 10:23 AM

Are we zany or are we zany?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 10:22 AM

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh, no you didn't!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: GUEST,Skipjack K8
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 10:20 AM

Fish hat, fish hat, I got one hundred!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 10:19 AM

Weeping Willy

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 10:19 AM

Oh, for God's sake.....

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: GUEST,Skipjack K8
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 10:18 AM

Ray Van Loony and the Asylum Seekers

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 10:14 AM

I really thought you chaps might come up with some better stuff than this.....

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 10:10 AM

Is it a pouting, prancing, lycra-clad cock band type of affair? If so "Wet Dream" might sum it up. Or "Noctural Mission" if you want to be more anatomical.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 10:07 AM

Although KJ was on the right track. Not too catchy though, matey....

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 10:03 AM

This is not helping, Folks. I was, in fact, being serious. And I'm not the front man, so "Pete and the...." doesn't work too well.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 09:06 AM

Deanie' What about Dylexia and the Agnostic Insomniacs CT

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: GUEST,sttaw legend
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 08:03 AM

Harri Watts Band.good name, one careful owner, little used.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: GUEST,Beverley Barton
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 07:59 AM

OLD COVERS BAND ?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 07:56 AM

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: GUEST,mick and keef
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 07:48 AM

How about calling yourselves "The Rolling Stones"

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 06:59 AM

The Shit Kickers five
or
Five skin
or
Stop that bloody row
etc

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 06:47 AM

if you see anything waht smells like almonds , be carefull because it could be a bomb.

this is your anti terrorist training for today.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 06:43 AM

How about the Spice Girls? I don't think it's been used before and it has a catchy ring to it doncha think...?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 06:41 AM

Peat and The Potatoes?
waht you think so far?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 06:40 AM

Peat and the Pigeons.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 06:38 AM

Peat and the Parsnips.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 06:36 AM

how about "petes new rock band 9waht plays in beberley and al that"?
waht yoi think?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 06:33 AM

Ok, music lovers, here's your task for this week. I need a name for a five piece rock band. Needs to be catchy, and preferably amusing. My personal favourite was a band I once saw at a wedding by the name of "Dickie Hart and the Palpitations"! You get the idea.

I'm dreading the response to this, but we really do need a name....

Pete.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 05:58 AM

i might go if i'm not doing nowt.
ps punch the oss is giggong at durty mellies high street, hull 2nd january,
i definetley going to that one, as the curry ship will be qweiet, and i can take the night off.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 05:55 AM

O, by the way "Punch the Horse" is playing in "Durty Nellies" this Friday 9hoipm start.Good idea to get there early for those who like to sit down.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 05:55 AM

Er, sorry to be the dumb one...but where is Kidderminster? Please forgive me if i should already know!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 05:52 AM

Hey Noreen !!! my daughter lives in Kidderminster.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 04:50 AM

helo, some body is take the piss out of my spelling, i think i will send a pm to every hull catter asking who it is, and threaten to sort them out!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 04:44 AM

Yes, Noreen. And no, SP. Just a strong constitution.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 06:40 PM

Don't you need an arms export licence for that ?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Noreen
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 01:32 PM

Hey Pete, do you export photocopiers to Kidderminster?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 10:41 AM

Ahem. I still have a job.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 06:01 AM

Sorry it should eard 9hoipm. The winsome oaklet will be sending sparks of the owl'd violin.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 03:49 AM

OMG. I don't function properly at such an ungodly hour, Micheal.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 08 Dec 03 - 08:12 PM

Jesus thats early Osson! or is that 9am in the evening?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 08 Dec 03 - 12:43 PM

punch the horse is at the Durty nellies hull high street this friday 9am start.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 08 Dec 03 - 07:26 AM

Wasn't some dude born in a shed some where?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Dec 03 - 05:11 AM

christmus is a big rip off.john

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 08 Dec 03 - 05:03 AM

Since when did anybody ever take anything I say seriously, SP??? Man of influence my botty. More like a man UNDER the influence!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 08 Dec 03 - 04:59 AM

Then tell all of them twats to get rid of them there horrible decorations, come on Deanie you're a man of influence, lets keep christmas to one day a year!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 08 Dec 03 - 03:49 AM

No.