Punch The Horse Noel Thread

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: GUEST,The DeanMeister
Date: 30 Dec 03 - 10:45 AM

Looks like jOhn's been busy.

Don't forget this sunday at Monks Walk, Beverley, chaps and chappesses, for the first singaround of 2004. Will ensure the fire is stoked up well in advance.

Happy New Year! Pete.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 26 Dec 03 - 08:35 AM

that spaggety was rubbish, now i;m eating jam on toast, 9 strwaberry jam0. rewaaly nice,
and thick toast bred from skeleyons next door.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 26 Dec 03 - 05:24 AM

Anyeay=I;m eaqting some spagetty, its from ASFA, its a bit crap, but least its cheep.john

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 26 Dec 03 - 05:19 AM

anuyway=waht on your new cd tyhen, is it ant#y good. anything we know., ?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 26 Dec 03 - 05:16 AM

that's reasuring,John.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 26 Dec 03 - 04:51 AM

i thgink maybe there might be 1 or 2 people in hull that havent heard of you, probly daft people, as most of the folkie people knoew how you are.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 26 Dec 03 - 04:45 AM

You mean they did'nt know who I was?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 26 Dec 03 - 04:34 AM

anyayt=i remember tyat Lindas Song about fishinfg etc,
you sing it at Hull flok Club first night , and every body liked it, and some of then said things loke="whos he, wahts that song he sings etc etc", they all ask about you because they liked your singing.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 26 Dec 03 - 04:26 AM

oh, that be the one then micjk,
anywat, how mich is it, and were can people buy it from?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 26 Dec 03 - 04:13 AM

Sorry Linda, that should read "Linda Kelly".

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 26 Dec 03 - 04:08 AM

Why, thank you John.No, Fiddlers green is not on it, but the one I think you are talking about -the lovely Linda keely's wonderfull song "Sparehand" is As I have said before slight technical hitch because of the xmas and that, but all will be revealed ............all in good time jOhn, all in good time.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 26 Dec 03 - 03:55 AM

heloo, wehn is the new punch the horse cd coming out, waht is on it [ [did you put fiddlers green on it, or that other one tyhat i'm awaleways going on about, i fotfgot whicj one,
, how much is it, and wehere can people buy it from?
Is you website set up for cd sales yet?,
if not= i got a website waht you can promote youselfg on for free, but if any prblems with it= dont ask me, i made some people modereaters, they is smallpliesr, bassic, and bill sabels, and some more people, but i forgot who they was, i think peat as well, not sure, anyway, if any problem posting to myt site, or want to knoe anything, = see them lot not me, becos i dont know shit about computers, try to figure it out, then press help.

waht is track list for there new cd then?
i buy it any way, i just wondering!

i ask mick ages ago, but he say 2 all in good time jOhn, all in good time!.
anyway=punch the horse is best band down my street, so i defineteley buyt it anywaty.
ps happy xmss and new year to all the local people.john

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 24 Dec 03 - 04:21 AM

"Punch The Horse" wishes all our friends, supporters and many readers all the very best for Xmas and the New year.

Our next gig will be at the "Durty Nellies" Friday the second of January 2004 with the bow'ld Oaklet on the fiddle, usual start time.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 03:04 PM

Damm blue clicky didn't work go here and enjoy

http://tlf.cx/dearpenis.swf

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 03:03 PM

A friend sent me this link and it made me laugh also when I first heard the song I realised immediately that it was one for the DeanMiester (it will go well with his other "manhood" song)

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 01:04 PM

Well Osson me owld mucka I'm looking forward to hearing it

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 11:10 AM

Was it only fifteenn minutes Oaklet? Could have sworn it was longer.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 09:33 AM

A high point for me is the inclusion of my slightly self-indulgent ground-breaking composition "15 Minute Indian Rag For Two Bassoons Tuned a Semitone Apart". Thanks, Oss for letting me record it on the CD "Changing One's DeanMeister". I think its inclusion could have propelled the album into immortality.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 09:27 AM

In case I don't return....HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY! Have a good one. I know I will.

Pete.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 08:54 AM

Well John,after all the previouse hick - ups we have finally done it !!!!! As the bow'ld Deanmeister said the day went very well even with that lethal of all combinations, the two virtuoso fiddle persons Oaklet and Niknak who seem to live for pleasure alone.The sound engineer was absolutly superb and understood completly what we wanted to create - me, Deany and Andy have worked with him before.We laid down all the tracks we set out to do and we are all very well pleased with the result.There is one track that needs revisiting and a little more work on the mixing.When will it be ready for consumption? With it being Xmas and that I think we are looking towards the end of January.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 05:31 AM

No silly!
I mean did you get all the tracks laid down that you wanted to are you happy with the results and when will the finished product be available!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 05:11 AM

Erm, did that constitute a full report, John?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 04:56 AM

So how did the studio session go boys - full report please

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 04:56 AM

Indeedy. We had a riot in the studio. 10 hours in the company of osson, wattie, niknak and oaklet was a life changing experience, I can tell you. The poor sound engineer didn't know what had hit him!!! We laughed all day. I think we recorded some music, too.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 22 Dec 03 - 12:01 PM

Nancyjo Punch the Horse is a Band local to Hull (with a branch in Durham)the name comes from a real life horse called Punch who along with his fellow Judy used to pull a milk cart in this here fair city. The band play at pubs and things and are very entertaining in an Irish sort of way. OK NOW NOBODY ELSE ASK!

PS the band are in the studio asI type recording their new CD which I believe will be caloled Changing Your Demeanour and will be relaesed soon.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 22 Dec 03 - 08:28 AM

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 22 Dec 03 - 08:18 AM

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: nancyjo
Date: 22 Dec 03 - 07:25 AM

Would some kind soul explain to me what "punch the horse" means on this list? I tried searching the archives, but there were just too many! Thanks.

nancyjo

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Dec 03 - 06:41 AM

Subject to weather I might struggle across to the Six Bells again tomorrow night - but if not Season's Greetings to all!
Dáithí

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 22 Dec 03 - 06:11 AM

I'm working me

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: KJ
Date: 22 Dec 03 - 05:15 AM

Felicitations smallpiper, we is going tomorrow but have the old trout with us so I think we will be going by taxi but many thanks for the offer of a lift

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 22 Dec 03 - 05:08 AM

I am alwuz on holiday me! But seasonal greetings to you too. Hey CT you going to that there six bells sesion on the morrow mornings mornings night? Yewz can haf a lift if yewz wants one. just txt or pm or even reply here to let me know.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: KJ
Date: 22 Dec 03 - 05:00 AM

jOhn, Why not encase your donkey burgers in a Lada tin. This would allow your burgers to keep longer. Compliments of the season everyone I is on holiday I am. CT.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 22 Dec 03 - 03:46 AM

LaDa Burgers eh?, now thers an idea!
I remember there was a french bloke waht ate a tree, a television set, and a plane, he is in the Giuniss book of records , he holds the record for been the worlds stupidiest basterd, this just proves that french people will eat anything.
PS, its snowing, i'm going to make a snowperson, how about snow-burgers?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 21 Dec 03 - 08:12 PM

By your command jOhn..... I think donkeys would taste rubbish they're too hairry and all that hair would get stuck in your teath then where would we all be. I think Larda burgers would be better although the rust would cause problems .... but wait they'd be perfect for people with Iron defficiancy and there is no added suggar or salt! LADER BURGERS THE HEALTHY OPTION!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 21 Dec 03 - 03:58 PM

Why the interest in Donkeys lass?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Sweetfia
Date: 21 Dec 03 - 02:36 PM

What the hell...!!!! Leave them donkeys alone you lot!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Les from Hull
Date: 21 Dec 03 - 12:53 PM

There's no need for Bassic to lick cats. They do that for themselves.

jOhn - If you do get your donkey and want to keep him, I'll look out for a second hand donkey jacket, 'cos it's a bit cold at the moment.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 21 Dec 03 - 02:19 AM

anyway=i will ask LES to make my donkey leeflits, he is good at making leeflits, he mafde the ones for beberlety flok festibal.
he should put "DONKEY BERGERS ONLY A QUID EECH!"
And make some donkey pictures as well, he got a compter, so can do this typre of thing.
Les- can you making my leeflits plaes, and i get you a bear?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 21 Dec 03 - 02:10 AM

any way=mr basic=do you no anyting about dodgy MOT's, i used to know some dodgy peeple, but i think they allin jail now,
anyway-i think you wework in a pub, [dont knowew witch one, i pissed and forgot], but pub pepoloel knoew everyting, anbd herre about things, so
=if you here sbout this kind of thing, just let me know, and i get you a bear.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 21 Dec 03 - 02:03 AM

ps=do youf want a stripy cat?,
i let him in here before, and i know you lick cats, nacause you told me, you said you got a few cats arleady.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 21 Dec 03 - 02:00 AM

heloo basic-i dident see you for ages, i thought maybe you was ded or something, i bloodty hope not, [you got one of my cds, [not sur witch one now, martin carthy?]
anyay=how you doingf, di d you got a job yet?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Bassic
Date: 21 Dec 03 - 01:56 AM

Ha! Double Nelson (222)

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Bassic
Date: 21 Dec 03 - 01:54 AM

You could sell Vegiedonkybergers as well cos donkys dont eat meat, only gras so they vegies.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Bassic
Date: 21 Dec 03 - 01:53 AM

Hanother other idea, ther is a shop in town that sells Donky tea shirts, you could buy some frome the holesaler and sell then, (its called marketing) I thinks the tea shirts a a bit dodgy (trom hong kong ot tie wan or somewere cos they spelt Donky wrong. They spelt it DKNY! You should tell them and you mite get then cheap, say you will tell trading standards if they dont sell them cheap to you.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Bassic
Date: 21 Dec 03 - 01:53 AM

And another idea. Dont bother with a car, ride a Donky. Donkys dont need MOhteas.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Bassic
Date: 21 Dec 03 - 01:52 AM

Here is another idea. If you open a branch in Withernsea or Hornsea or Brid, you could do Donky Barbies on the beach after the pubs chuck out. You can have this idea for free.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Bassic
Date: 21 Dec 03 - 01:51 AM

A true epic jOhn classic! LOL :-)

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 21 Dec 03 - 01:15 AM

really tiny writing=dont mess with dodgy dave, or his rottweiler.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 21 Dec 03 - 01:06 AM

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small print= Sold as seen and tested, and agreed by both parties, Trade sale, No warranty,
very small writing=if you buy it, and find any fault with it, then tough shit, you shount of bought it should ya?

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