Punch The Horse Noel Thread

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From: smallpiper
Date: 07 Dec 03 - 04:50 AM

Is it nearly christmas?

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From: ossonflags
Date: 06 Dec 03 - 06:07 AM

cant think of what to buy that special person this xmas? look


here

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From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 10:27 AM

Sorry to hear about Maggie, Les. Hope you can make it. Send our love to the fragrant one.

And David, I thought he'd had that little problem sorted?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 10:24 AM

Both currently strangling geese near the coast. I'll ask Gary when he comes home. D Div is becoming a bit difficult to predict since the surgery.

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From: Les from Hull
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 10:22 AM

Hi Karate on your butt may help relieve the 'orrible smell but frankly, I doubt it.

Pete - Maggie's been a bit poorly, and will have to pass a late fitness test on Sunday, but I'll do what I can about the mulled wine even if she can't. As if I didn't have enough to carry.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 10:18 AM

I'm happy for you, David. Any news of D Division and Flickback?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 10:11 AM

Ah Peter, I simply knew that you had it in you. Or that you wanted to. Might just be able to amble along on Sunday and am now going to but some Hi Karate.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 09:56 AM

Colin, hope you and Karen can make Sunday? Want the inaugural one to be a good afternoon. Your guitar playing and Karen's voice make me go all weak at the knees. Or is that Oakley's hairy countenance? Perhaps I need a lie down?

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From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 07:58 AM

Ossonflags
Ther is far too much money around. When I were a lad, my uncle used to keep his ferrett amused with an old piece of drain pipe. You could hear it running in and out crying ee wiv never adit su gud!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 05:29 AM

Talking of xmas, a few stocking fillers worth considering

here

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 05:27 AM

What about the terrible smell? Well, they'll just have to get used to it.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 05:22 AM

Smell? what smell?

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From: Raggytash
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 05:21 AM

So that's what the smell is

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From: ossonflags
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 05:21 AM

I picked up the polecat habit after shareing a garret in Leeds many years ago with two ferrets, one polecat, two greyhounds, one chicken called Henry and a very particular friend .The rent was a pound a week and we were in arrears !!!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: ossonflags
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 05:13 AM

I told you to keep that a closely guarded secret.Oaklet.The singing I mean.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 04:34 AM

He can sing as well. Has anyone ever heard him? And he breeds champion polecat ferrets.

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From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 04:29 AM

Is there no end to your artistic creativity, Michael?

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From: ossonflags
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 04:20 AM

22nd looks a goer.I have just designed the cover!!!!

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From: sweetfire
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 09:02 AM

Cool, looking forward to it Osson...

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From: ossonflags
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 05:07 AM

yes John, new Year 2004 or before..

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From: The DeanMeister
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 04:43 AM

2005 at this rate.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 04:13 AM

New year release then Mick?

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From: ossonflags
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 03:21 AM

It looks like the 22nd of December,John.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 03 Dec 03 - 02:48 PM

I'm sure she's not as she works with people who have been bored (Ok OK OK I'll go away!)

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From: sweetfire
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 01:43 PM

I take it your bored at work then Karen? ;)

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From: KJ
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 01:33 PM

wabbits

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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 10:54 AM

ps, i got insurances, and i got tacks, but my car is shit, and two rusty, so if you no about any dodgy mot people, just let me knoe.jihn

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 10:45 AM

HELoo raggy tash-how mutch is it costing pleese for one dodgy MOT certificate?
ps, can i swap it for a rabbit? or maybe 2 rabbits.john

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 10:18 AM

I have to confess it was me that sold the forklift ....man of many talents

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 10:13 AM

Ok, mum. Or is it Dad?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 10:12 AM

DO something for a living Deany

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 10:08 AM

How about half a dinari? (excuse me, did you say....ex-leper...?)

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 10:05 AM

A fifth of a gill or half a groat CT

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 09:57 AM

How many pints can I get for an unexpired tax disc from a written off Triumph 955i with 5 months left on it?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 07:35 AM

Trust me on this one Peter, In West Yorkshire rabbits are legal tender in some of the pubs I go in, as are forklift trucks, cement mixers, second hand cameras, hi-fi's, dodgy Insurance certificates, same with MOT's, work boots, padded jackets, CD's, jars of coffee, bottles of poteen ...need I go on .....

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Wombat at work
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 07:33 AM

Okay okay, you now I up and at my desk now, but I've only just looked at Mudcat. I will try to copy the photos to a disk for Ossonflags so we can deliver them Sunday.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 07:20 AM

Now you're talking.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 07:06 AM

how about sheep then?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 06:58 AM

I have checked with my sales manager, jOhn, but apparently rabbits, however expertly butchered, are not considered legal tender in the West Riding. Thanks for the offer though, mate.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 06:57 AM

ps=heres a rabbit joke
2 rabbits in a pub, 1 has a cheese toasty, 1 has a ham toasty, first one is hungry, so has a different ham toasty, then they go home, second one gets run over and dies, first one dies in his sleep, they get to heaven, 1st one says to his mate "what you die of? he says "i get run over, waht you die of?
he says "i died of mixing my toasties"!
9 its a rabbit diseese].

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 06:46 AM

I will swop it for a couple of rabbits, i will butcher them for you as well, if you like.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 06:42 AM

Does anybody want to buy a photocopier?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 04:01 AM

If I can think on, I will download the piccys to a disc and bring it with me on Sunday ....


Oy Wombat, you out of bed yet, will you have time to edit piccys and load them to a disc for Michael.

She works from home you know 9-5 like the rest of us ...I should cocoa

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 03:29 AM

Hey Osson have they given you an alternative date?

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From: ossonflags
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 03:25 AM

Happy thanksgiving!

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From: GUEST,me
Date: 02 Dec 03 - 01:27 AM

Happy Fathers Day

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From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 06:46 PM

Happy mothers day!!

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From: ossonflags
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 05:20 PM

Raggy,you could send disc to to me at my home adress and I will ensure they are placed in the Mudcat hall of infamy !!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 10:07 AM

That was Colin Thompson. He was Colin Thompson last night as well.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 09:58 AM

Christmas spoils a good weekend cos the pubs aren't open as long. CT