BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr

Subject: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: GUEST,Judge MC Fat
Date: 17 Dec 03 - 09:03 AM

Myself Lord Chief Justice MC Fat and the Lady Aelfleda Supreme Court Judgess are to preside over the competition on New Year's Evening at the Tap & Spile. Anyone any ideas how we can get a hold of (or make) some Judges Wigs and at least 1 gown. I tink I've got a hold of a teachers gown !!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 17 Dec 03 - 11:35 AM

Nick one the next time you're up before the bench !

Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 17 Dec 03 - 11:54 AM

We can provide a teachers gown for you Jim (or her ladyship if you prefer) as to wigs well you could use toilet roll tubes (trust me I'm an infant teacher).

Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Hrothgar
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 03:35 AM

Try John from Cloudstreet.

Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Micca
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 04:04 AM

Costume Hire, or Nathans, Theatrical costumier of Shaftesbury Avenue (I think) I rather like Mrs Ds Toilet Roll holder idea!!

Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 05:15 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 05:16 AM

Could you bring agown for the Lady Aelfleda. I'll need to use the bog a lot to get enough toilet roll tubes !!!

Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 05:20 AM

I know where there is a Chief Constable's outfit going cheap.any use?

Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 06:11 AM

Take it you mean he Chief Constable of Humbershite. His weazleing out admitting they were crap by citing the Data Protection act was crass, insensitive and cowardly.

Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: GUEST,50cent
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 08:41 AM

Yes, Beverley did mean t'umberside. I wish we could change our bloody name to south teeside or summat, embarrassing for me n the hood.

Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 10:06 AM

McFat - If you're dressing up a high court judge won't you also need the sexy women's underwear that many of them are supposed to wear ? - although in your case perhaps a big corset would be more suitable.

If it wasn't for the fact that I'm hoping that she'll wear it over Christmas, I'd offer to lend you Essex Girl's red and black lace-up basque.

I'm sure I posted this a while back - McFat, you haven't been belly-aching to Joe about defamation of character, have you ?

Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 10:16 AM

On second thoughts, perhaps it was the Lord Chief Jusice who complained - but then he'd surely have complained about the incongruity of you dressing up as a Judge and the whole thread would have gone.

Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 10:21 AM

If you really want a Judge's wig try here according to this site judges sometimes wear "Full Bottom Wigs" - well Jim, that sounds like you could do with.

Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 10:30 AM

as if I should complain about anything you wrote about me !!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 11:38 AM

Jim, with five kids we go through at least one roll a day so if you wanted us to save them we would. Will bring the gown for jude.

Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: brid widder
Date: 21 Dec 03 - 03:14 PM

I've used a new mop-head in a fancy dress judges outfit jim...I'll have to think of an offence to commit to be up before you ... m'ld

Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 22 Dec 03 - 03:21 PM

wig is being made - all suitably sprayed with anti wotnots so don't worry!

Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 04:30 AM

Can you maktwo jane one for me and one for the Lady Aelfleda

Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 05:44 AM

all suitably sprayed with anti wotnots

Be careful - some of these things which are designed to irradicate lower forms of life, might be lethal to Jim !

Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 07:23 AM

Only if we have a run on toilet rolls Jim :0)) Will improvise with cut up innards of wrapping paper tubes.

Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 08:34 AM

I hope that we DON'T have a a run on our toilet rolls. This week has been shite enough already...
Quack!
Geoff.

Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 10:07 AM

someone had better take photos!

Sorry I cant be there