Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Little Hawk Date: 27 Jun 05 - 02:18 PM You should SEE the flippin' T-shirt, man...FAR FLIPPIN' OUT! |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Emma B Date: 27 Jun 05 - 07:40 AM Hey! - I've already got the CH CD! |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: bobad Date: 26 Jun 05 - 04:11 PM How much do we get paid to join ? |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Clinton Hammond Date: 25 Jun 05 - 08:27 PM You already are Steve... :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Devilmaster Date: 25 Jun 05 - 08:06 PM I want a t-shirt, damnit!!!!!! That way, i can officially be the band's 'wrong-hole' roadie..... |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: gnu Date: 25 Jun 05 - 07:45 PM Sounds like a country song in the makin. |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: GUEST,WAsTed in wAwa Date: 25 Jun 05 - 07:25 PM ha ha ahah *hic* ha! flippin' floppin' loserS go BLinD in dRunk RIver |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 25 Jun 05 - 07:07 PM You ain't never played Blind River, Clinton. That makes you a flippin' loser in my book. Shape up, eh? - BDiBR |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: gnu Date: 25 Jun 05 - 02:19 PM You did... so bite me. BTW, sorry for what I didn't say to you the day before yesterday in the posts that don't exist. Not that I didn't mean it... it's just that I gotta learn to "keep my nose out". 'nee jerk reaction? gknight in rusting armour perhaps? No matter... what's not be done is done away with. |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Clinton Hammond Date: 25 Jun 05 - 02:06 PM "nobody bit on that one" Excuse the pun eh? 100 :-P |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: gnu Date: 25 Jun 05 - 01:58 PM *************************************************************** Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Metchosin - PM Date: 28 Jan 04 - 01:10 AM not usually........but I guess if you wanted to get creative, you could make it look like an upsidedown goatee, depending on which way you stuck it on. *************************************************************** A year and a half and nobody bit on that one? (Yup... definitely intended.) |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Clinton Hammond Date: 25 Jun 05 - 01:48 PM My wife is still waiting for her T-shirt! :-P |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 28 Jan 04 - 11:15 AM Rapaire, you old scoundrel, we need ya to fill in the Fermi end on the latest caper. Read up on it and get ta work. The plot's heating up fast. Contact Chief and Hawk for details behind the scenes. Chongo |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Rapparee Date: 28 Jan 04 - 11:12 AM I thought EVERYONE knew what a merkin is. All of the young women in the Idaho Regiment are wearing them; they have the letters "CHFC" woven in. |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Raptor Date: 28 Jan 04 - 10:11 AM What is a Mirkin? |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Cluin Date: 28 Jan 04 - 01:20 AM Then it would look like an arrow, but pointing the wrong way. |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Metchosin Date: 28 Jan 04 - 01:10 AM not usually........but I guess if you wanted to get creative, you could make it look like an upsidedown goatee, depending on which way you stuck it on. |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Cluin Date: 28 Jan 04 - 12:49 AM What's a merkin? Is it shaped like an upside down goatee? |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Metchosin Date: 28 Jan 04 - 12:38 AM aw gee......I can only sport a few errant hairs on my chin and my red pit hair is decidedly sparse too......will you accept a red merkin Raptor? |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Cluin Date: 28 Jan 04 - 12:32 AM Someone who really likes bilabial nasal and alveolar nasal consonants. |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Little Hawk Date: 27 Jan 04 - 09:15 PM So, who did make those T-shirts then? |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Raptor Date: 27 Jan 04 - 12:47 PM Rapaire, You called me perverted and madfolk? Raptor |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Rapparee Date: 27 Jan 04 - 10:37 AM Since Britney Spears is not a resident of this Great Area, she can only be accepted in the Pacific Northwest Regiment (Idaho Battalion) of the CHFC if she can pass a Certain Test. The examination is of course confidential, but another young woman (who passed it) refered to the battery of examinations as "those cute l'il ol' testys." |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Raptor Date: 27 Jan 04 - 09:19 AM I did not make those T-shirts Raptor |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: clansfolk Date: 27 Jan 04 - 07:06 AM I thought the misspelling on the T-shirts was intentional? - and there to be corrected... |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Little Hawk Date: 27 Jan 04 - 12:12 AM Yeah, that is weird about the spelling...but Raptor has always been a poor speller. I'll have to see if we can do a second run and fix that. You just KNOW if we do, that those first few mispelled shirts will be worth a fortune on Ebay in a year or two from now!!! Got a call from Britney Spears. She wants to join the Idaho groupies desperately. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Clinton Hammond Date: 26 Jan 04 - 10:39 PM And my last name too... |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: GUEST,Cluin Date: 26 Jan 04 - 08:29 PM I already have a goatee. And I don't want to be a member. I ain't no fan and I ain't no joiner. But I'm keeping my goat, at least for another couple weeks till it warms up some. Besides you spelled his first name wrong on the T-Shirt. |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: GUEST Date: 26 Jan 04 - 08:12 PM hey t-shirts rule |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 26 Jan 04 - 01:58 PM Nice shirts, bo! Now make some similar ones with Big Daddy Malone's picture on them, and underneath it: "Shoot Me On Sight" They would sell great in Chicago. I guarantee it. Chongo |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Rapparee Date: 26 Jan 04 - 01:40 PM My campaign to recruit all of the young women in Idaho into the CHFC is going far more slowly than expected. The comments are interesting: "CHFC? Isn't that one of those chemicals that are killing the ozone layer?" "Who? Clinton? Sorry, I'm Republican." "Is he the guy that makes the maps? I just loooooooove his atlases!" "The what??" |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: GUEST,T-shirt orders Date: 26 Jan 04 - 12:24 PM T-shirts be quick before the sell out |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Raptor Date: 26 Jan 04 - 11:56 AM It looked like a goatee on his main page! OK Goatee, Beard, Red Pit Fur, Grow whatever you want! Raptor |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Rapparee Date: 26 Jan 04 - 11:49 AM Goatee??? That's a goatee? The wimmen too? I mean, we go wimmen out here in Idaho that can do it, but I dunno.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Bill D Date: 26 Jan 04 - 11:08 AM implants, Valdy? With your luck, you'd get 'em from a St. Bernard, and twice the problem climbing stairs! |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: GUEST,Valdy the dachshund - Club Treasurer Date: 26 Jan 04 - 11:00 AM The other night on the television there was a report about testicular implants for dogs. Tamsin agrees with me that it would be nice for me to have a full cluster again. Does anyone have a contact number for this sort of treatment ? Keep the donations pouring in - life's a warm bitch on heat ! |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: *daylia* Date: 26 Jan 04 - 10:22 AM Raptor, I'll try, but it'll probably require some kind of divine intervention. So for those of us who are hormonally challenged to express our loyalty this way, how about letting armpit hair grow, maybe even dying it red just like Clinton's, instead??? (I'm assuming the hair in his pits is red, just like the hair on his head. But I've yet to gaze into his armpits .... hey, maybe he'll post a picture so we'll all know for sure!) ;-) daylia |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Raptor Date: 26 Jan 04 - 09:57 AM Here's a challenge to all Clinton Hammond Fans out there! Grow a goatee beard Just Like Clinton! Raptor |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Cluin Date: 25 Jan 04 - 04:45 PM Bill Clinton? How `bout Clinton Hammond Rye? |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: GUEST,Slap Happy Date: 25 Jan 04 - 04:32 PM If I ever have a son, I am going to name him William Clinton Hammond Jefferson. |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Devilmaster Date: 25 Jan 04 - 03:46 PM So back to the original question: 'How much money would it take to get CH to play a house concert that weekend?" ;) (like any good agent, i'm trying to profit off of the work and sweat of others. You should have seen my plans for a decorative paddle business last night) :D Steve |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Raptor Date: 25 Jan 04 - 09:22 AM Clinton "Heres your sign" |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Jan 04 - 07:21 PM Ha! Just the reaction I expected, Clinton. :-) I plan to go and visit Raptor soon and check out the T-shirt, but I think he's got stomach flu today, poor lad. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Clinton Hammond Date: 24 Jan 04 - 12:58 PM " No matter how stupidly you behaved last night" From Ron White on the "Blue Coller Comedy" show "I didn't get where I am today worrying about how I'd feel tomorrow" ------------------------- "New Age" Heh... My favourite "New Age" is 12 year old Lagavulin... ------------------------- "kidnap Clinton... and thoroughly indoctrinate him in New Age literature, Wiccan healing techniques, and Universal Spiritual Principles" I'd chew my own head off and escape down my own throat first! LOL |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Cluin Date: 24 Jan 04 - 12:47 PM Little Hawk pecked out: "I think Peg and I should arrange to pool our considerable talents, kidnap Clinton, hold him incommunicado for a week or two in an undisclosed location, and thoroughly indoctrinate him in New Age literature, Wiccan healing techniques, and Universal Spiritual Principles. Then we turn him loose...the kinder, gentler Clinton Hammond...a man who rescues homeless skunks and adores small children. A man who kisses babies, but doesn't run for office. A man, in short, reborn!" You think that hasn't been tried already? Do yer worst. Just let get some beer and nachos first. It promises to bee the spectator sport of the season. |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Peg Date: 24 Jan 04 - 12:02 PM well, as anyone knows,any period of cultic indoctrination necessitates a period of total abstinence from all intoxicating substances...and activities. And usually a period of near-starvation is needed as well. Anyone stillinterested? that's why cults kidnap people. ;0 Uplifting thought for the day: No matter how stupidly you behaved last night, there is still someone in the world today who is a bigger asshole than you are or will ever be. |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Raptor Date: 24 Jan 04 - 08:56 AM Rapare set high goals is fine but to "Have" every young woman in Idaho I think Little Hawk has a better shot at makeing Clinton Hammond into a Decent Human... Hmmm... Mabey not Raptor |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 24 Jan 04 - 01:12 AM Used to be able to buy a cloth with a screen printed chain mail pattern on it. I used to knit chain mail. You get strong wrists. Robin |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Devilmaster Date: 24 Jan 04 - 12:39 AM Little Hawk said: I think Peg and I should arrange to pool our considerable talents, kidnap Clinton, hold him incommunicado for a week or two in an undisclosed location, and thoroughly indoctrinate him in New Age literature, Wiccan healing techniques, and Universal Spiritual Principles. Then we turn him loose...the kinder, gentler Clinton Hammond...a man who rescues homeless skunks and adores small children. A man who kisses babies, but doesn't run for office. A man, in short, reborn! Man, I could so see this turning into the Stockholm syndrome. But... in reverse. Next thing ya know, nobody will be able to save LH and Peg. ;) Steve |
Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: GUEST,Helium Date: 23 Jan 04 - 09:25 PM upliftmeohupliftmeohupliftmeohupliftmeohicsplatttt |