BS: INS arrests 3 Martians for being there

Subject: BS: INS arrests 3 Martians for being there
From: GUEST,sorefingers
Date: 25 Jan 04 - 06:25 PM

On arrival and after the flag was stuck in a rock and the entire Planet of Mars renamed Newbushworld INS Officers arrested 3 Marsfolk and placed them bound ear to tail in Newguantanamo.

British Beagle searchers are advised they must first be examined before departure to Newbushworld or face deportation at entry ports.

Subject: RE: BS: INS arrests 3 Martians for being there
From: Dead Horse
Date: 25 Jan 04 - 07:35 PM

Will send probe to determine if this story holds water.

Subject: RE: BS: INS arrests 3 Martians for being there
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 12:08 PM

If they find any oil, they'll be sending a military task force to depose who's ever in charge there.

Subject: RE: BS: INS arrests 3 Martians for being there
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 12:26 PM

More important to folkies ... can you get a drink in a Mars Bar?

Subject: RE: BS: INS arrests 3 Martians for being there
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 12:28 PM

it would have to be a small drink.   Mars bars don't have much volume that isn't already occupied.

Subject: RE: BS: INS arrests 3 Martians for being there
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 07:03 PM

No, they eat earth bars on mars, don't you watch the TV ads...

Subject: RE: BS: INS arrests 3 Martians for being there
From: Kaleea
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 01:00 AM

This just in from Marvin The Martian:
   Dateline, Mars;
      Marvin reported to the Martian authorities that the Terrans had sent 2 bots to anhilate Mars. The bots were destroyed. The Martians then quickly used their sophisticated computer systems to cleverly send a simulation of the bots to the Terrans to trick the Terrans into thinking that their bots are still functioning within normal parameters. The report from Terrans that 3 of our species have been captured by the evil Terrans, is simply propaganda which was fabricated one of the Terran leaders known as "Bushlite." All Martians are to disregard such propaganda. A reward of 99,0000,0000,0000 gzzkshzzkkkkxxxxxxx is being offered for the capture of the evil propaganda upstart. (See holographic image of said upstart) Bounty hunters have reportedly left Mars in droves. The race is on. Oh, those simple-minded Terrans, what will they think of next?

Subject: RE: BS: INS arrests 3 Martians for being there
From: Chief Chaos
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 02:26 PM

OH now where is my Pew 98 Space Modulator, I simply can't destroy Earth without my Pew 98 Space Modulator.

Subject: RE: BS: INS arrests 3 Martians for being there
From: Bill D
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 08:07 PM

I have a super-gravity dehydrating cosmic ossifier with a positronic snarkle I could loan you...but you have to set it on 'schist', as its batteries are not new.

Subject: RE: BS: INS arrests 3 Martians for being there
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 09:13 PM

Don't set it on "smegma"! Nasty results if you do.

Subject: RE: BS: INS arrests 3 Martians for being there
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 09:31 PM

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