BS: liberals,conservatives and southerners!!

Subject: RE: BS: liberals,conservatives and southerners!!
From: Peace
Date: 21 Feb 04 - 01:16 PM

Just goes to demonstrate that that there Southerner couldn't shoot worth s#it! What's he doin' with a gun?

Subject: RE: BS: liberals,conservatives and southerners!!
From: Alaska Mike
Date: 21 Feb 04 - 01:12 PM

I would probably just shoot you tarheel and put you out of your misery

Subject: RE: BS: liberals,conservatives and southerners!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Feb 04 - 12:52 PM

Well, I'm a southerner by birth, a gun owner by choice and a liberal if ya wanna call it that. Just don't make an issue of it or I might have to shoot ya.

Subject: RE: BS: liberals,conservatives and southerners!!
From: Deckman
Date: 21 Feb 04 - 12:51 PM

I think this is very FUNNY! Bob

Subject: RE: BS: liberals,conservatives and southerners!!
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Feb 04 - 12:46 PM

tarheel, I don't know what traumitized/triggered your recent round of hate spewing, but man, you need to chill. Get some help.

Subject: BS: liberals,conservatives and southerners!!
From: tar_heel
Date: 21 Feb 04 - 12:33 PM

The Difference Between Liberals, Conservatives, and Southerners

ISSUE:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a loaded Colt Python, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

LIBERAL ANSWER:

1. Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

2. Does the man look poor or oppressed?

3. Have I, or any of my relatives, ever done anything to him that would inspire or provoke him to attack?

4. Could we run away?
5. What does my wife think?
6. What about the kids?
7. Do we have time to take a poll on the question?

8. Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand without hurting him?

9. What does the law say about this situation?

10. Does the revolver have an appropriate safety lock?

11. Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway? And what kind of dangerous message does this send to society and to my children?

12. Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

13. Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

14. If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

15. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends to try to come to a conclusion.

CONSERVATIVE'S ANSWER:

1. BANG!

SOUTHERNER'S ANSWER:

1. BANG!

2. BANG!

3. BANG!

4. BANG!

5. BANG!

6. BANG!

(sound of reloading, then repeat above six steps...)

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"

Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it, too."

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.

Daughter: "Nice group, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"