BS: My book is kaput

Subject: RE: BS: My book is kaput
From: open mike
Date: 07 Mar 04 - 09:36 PM

also a few at www.abebooks.com except for the copy i just bought@ there.

Subject: RE: BS: My book is kaput
From: kendall
Date: 07 Mar 04 - 12:00 PM

Sure thing JacquiC.

Subject: RE: BS: My book is kaput
From:
Date: 07 Mar 04 - 09:53 AM

Hi Kendall

I assume that you will be able to bring my copy with you when you come to the UK. Can I settle up with you when we meet please! Oh, and can I have it signed by the man himself?

Subject: RE: BS: My book is kaput
From: kendall
Date: 07 Mar 04 - 07:43 AM

Jeez Spaw, do you tell everything you know? LOL

Subject: RE: BS: My book is kaput
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Mar 04 - 12:46 AM

A search at BookFinder.com lists quite a few used copies for sale.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: My book is kaput
From: Hrothgar
Date: 06 Mar 04 - 10:29 PM

I thought you were going to say that all the punters wanted to back the favourite.

Subject: RE: BS: My book is kaput
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Mar 04 - 09:36 PM

Great!! Then write another book an use it in the ad.

PRESS RELEASE

Author and Humorist Kendall Morse whose last book was a complete sell out proudly announces his second book which many expect to do even better. The new book is a collection of Kendall's longwinded stories and provides his fans with more of that Morse humor they love.

Tawdry Timeworn Tales Too Boring To Be Funny has more of those epic stories that pass for humor in the Downeast State and like his first book, is the perfect bedtime companion, unlike Kendall himself who isn't. Call today to reserve your advance copy.

Subject: RE: BS: My book is kaput
From: kendall
Date: 06 Mar 04 - 08:10 PM

Well, it took me 24 years to sell them out!

Subject: RE: BS: My book is kaput
From: Art Thieme
Date: 06 Mar 04 - 05:38 PM

Alas, "And now it belongs to the ages!!"

Kendall, I used to love playing small rooms because I'd get so excited when we'd sell out ! ;-)

About your voice: When I had surgery, (9 during the 1990s) they'd put tubes down my throat so I could breathe. Those always go right through your vocal cords. It can do pretty traumatic things to those. My usually adequate 9-note range is now down to 4.

Art Thieme

Subject: RE: BS: My book is kaput
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Mar 04 - 03:13 PM

It ain't kaput, Kendall. Now it's become rare and eminently collectible.

Subject: RE: BS: My book is kaput
From: kendall
Date: 06 Mar 04 - 03:02 PM

my BANK doesn't...

Well folks, that is the end of them. They can still be purchased used if you go through Borders Books.

Subject: RE: BS: My book is kaput
From: kendall
Date: 06 Mar 04 - 03:01 PM

Aye, Giok, I miscounted, I have one more. Just send me a check for $10.00. You are in Scotland, right? Postage is high to the UK. And please, in dollars, my back doesn't like pounds. Damn provincials. They should get out more.

Kendall Morse
40 Ardsley ave.
South Portland Maine 04106 USA

Subject: RE: BS: My book is kaput
From: Dave Swan
Date: 06 Mar 04 - 01:34 PM

Sold to the guy with the funny mustache. I'll take it, sir. I've also sent you a PM.

Cheers,

D

Subject: RE: BS: My book is kaput
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Mar 04 - 01:34 PM

Shall I be the last?
John

Subject: RE: BS: My book is kaput
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 Mar 04 - 01:32 PM

Thanks, Kendall! I'll PM you for details.

Subject: RE: BS: My book is kaput
From: kendall
Date: 06 Mar 04 - 01:23 PM

You are on Kat and Tinker. There is one left.


going, going

Subject: RE: BS: My book is kaput
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 Mar 04 - 10:53 AM

Me, too, please, if I am not too late?

Subject: RE: BS: My book is kaput
From: Tinker
Date: 06 Mar 04 - 10:20 AM

Kendall can I please have one????

Subject: RE: BS: My book is kaput
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Mar 04 - 08:55 AM

Thank you Kendall

Looking forward to April

Subject: RE: BS: My book is kaput
From: kendall
Date: 06 Mar 04 - 08:54 AM

They are half gone right now. You have it JacquiC

Subject: RE: BS: My book is kaput
From:
Date: 06 Mar 04 - 08:43 AM

Hi Kendall

If you've got any left keep one for me please!

Subject: BS: My book is kaput
From: kendall
Date: 06 Mar 04 - 07:39 AM

Well folks, after a run of 24 years, my book, Stories Told in the Kitchen is out of print. I have half a dozen copies, and when they are gone, that's it.