Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!

Subject: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Amos
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 10:48 AM

Clinton:

You're one rasty sunuvabitch, but I like you anyway. Hope you have a fantastic 60th birthday!!

A

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Alaska Mike
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 11:03 AM

Hey Clinton, I am singing this for you in my very deepest voice for your B-Day.

"You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile."



Hope you have a great day, CH.
Best wishes,
Mike

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Janie
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 11:34 AM

Have a great one!

Janie

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Peace
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 11:41 AM

Happy Birthday, ya old fart.

Amos, he doesn't look a day over 55.

Bruce M

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 11:56 AM

Happy Birthday Hammond!!!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: katlaughing
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 12:06 PM

One day off from my son's b-day, both Taurus, that explains the hard-headedness, at least!**bg**

Happy Birthday. I really cannot believe you are 60!?!

kat

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 12:10 PM

Birthdays suck! But so does the alternative.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Big Mick
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 12:10 PM

And why didn't you tell me this the other night??? I am sure we could have launched into a 2 day early round of Happy B-day ....   and I am sure you would have enjoyed that! ;^)

Happy Day, Mate!

Mick

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Metchosin
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 12:14 PM

Happy Birthday Clinton! enjoy your old geezerdom.....some more...

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Amos
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 12:17 PM

(Psst! Kat: I threw that number in there just to give Clinton a hard time, dearie.)

A

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Cluin
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 12:17 PM

Happy birthday, clanmate. Gettin' up there, eh?

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: jimmyt
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 12:34 PM

Happy BDay CH hope it is a pleasent one! jimmyt

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: CarolC
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 12:38 PM

Clinton's great! How old is he now, 18? Happy Birthday Clinton Hammond!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 01:53 PM

Why do you think I didn't say anything Mick?? LOL

To one and all, ta very much!

:-)

*singing*

People my age have started looking gross
I cannot say all, and I shouldn't say most
I've seen 'em in the grocery I've seen 'em up close
People my age have started looking gross

People my age are showing some wear
There's holes where their teeth was
And their heads have gone bare
Their brains are shrinkin'
Faces shrinking into fat
And as for the mirror
We won't be looking into that

People my age have started looking gross
Maybe not in Colorado or up the Silicon Coast
Back in North Ontario
I'd eat my poutine on toast
Those were my first steps
On the road to looking gross

People my age are looking overripe
Some are getting operations
To tighten up what ain't tight
What gravity's ruined
They try to fix with a knife
What's pleasant in the darkness
Is plain scary in the light


:-)

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: freda underhill
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 02:27 PM

happy birthday, Mr CH!!!

best wishes

freda

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Raptor
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 04:10 PM

Have a good one

Raptor

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 07:21 PM

Don't give a damn..... (mark knopfler)
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 07:35 PM

In a hurry, so will just wish you Happy Bidet or something...

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Alba
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 08:21 PM

Happy B day Clinton.
Hope you have a GREAT Year.
Jude

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 09:37 PM

Here's hoping that THIS year you get to play Blind River at least once, Clinton! Have a good one.

- LH

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 11:18 PM

So you know the drill..........Here's the alternative greeting to satisfy Joe Offer.............Fuck Off CH.........there ya' go!!!

Be sure not to outlive your balls......and if you already have maybe you can rent some or something.

Spaw

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 11:40 PM

Gee Spaw, that was mighty cordial of you.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: fat B****rd
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 01:25 PM

Belated Happy F***ing Birthday CH. You may be testy but you're never boring !!!!!!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 01:28 PM

High praise indeed!

:-)

LOL

Ta' all, eh!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 03:39 PM

Actually, you can rent balls. In Blind River. There's some guy there who rents his out on weekdays for some reason. Dial 1-800-GET-HUNG and ask for Mortie.

- LH

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 03:54 PM

(ever notice 'Spaw blames most stuff on Joe?)

yppaH yadhtriB!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: harpgirl
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 04:56 PM

or else me! harpy burpday Clinton! Have a vinegar and water on me! LOL
(Have you bought that pub yet?)

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Mudlark
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 05:05 PM

Have a wonderfully grumpy, plain-spoken birthday, ClintonHammond!!!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Hawker
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 07:23 PM

Happy birthday old chap!
Always enjoy reading your posts, keep up the good work!
Cheers,
Lucy;0)

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 10:43 PM

I'm suddenly understanding it all.
Happy day Clinton, and wishing you 60 more. (days, years, I'll leave that up to you!)

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 09:30 AM

Hope you celebrated well.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Peace
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 09:17 PM

Geeze, Clinton, you having another birthday so soon? Feels like it was only a few days ago I was wishing you Happy Birthday. Time sure passes fast. Happy Birthday, CH. All the best.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: LadyJean
Date: 01 May 04 - 12:35 AM

Many happy returns of the day, but not the skunk.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Cluin
Date: 01 May 04 - 03:13 AM

You old fucker! Get off the `puter. Learn another song. Birthday's over!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Peace
Date: 01 May 04 - 08:13 PM

Keriste, ANOTHER ONE? OK, for what feels like the third time in a week, Happy Birthday.