BS: Giant Penguin Devastates Australia!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Giant Penguin Devastates Australia!!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 May 04 - 03:31 PM

Freda that is a lovely song, any place I can find the tune? Yes we went to see the Little Penguins on Philip Island when we were over on holiday last year, they are so cute, my SO wanted to take one home. We stayed in Ryde, and had a great Mexican food meal, and Margaritas to die for.
John

Subject: RE: BS: Giant Penguin Devastates Australia!!!
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 04 May 04 - 01:47 PM

?? I don't get it ??

That was Shatner in a chicked suit? No???

John

Subject: Lyr Add: ANDERSON'S COAST (John Warner)
From: freda underhill
Date: 04 May 04 - 01:26 PM

ANDERSON'S COAST
John Warner

1. Now Bass Strait roars like a great mill race,
And where are you, me Annie?
And the same moon shines on this lonely place
As shone one day on me Annie's face.

CHORUS: But Annie dear, don't wait for me.
I fear I shall not return to thee.
There's naught to do but endure my fate
And watch the moon, the lonely moon
Light the breakers on wild Bass Strait.

2. We stole a vessel and all her gear,
And where are you, me Annie?
And from Van Diemen's we north did steer
Till Bass Strait's wild waves wrecked us here. CHORUS

3. We fled the lash and the chafing chain,
And where are you, me Annie?
We fled hard labour and brutal pain
And here we are, and here remain. CHORUS

4. We hail no ships, though the time it drags,
And where are you, me Annie?
Our chain-gang walk and government rags
All mark us out as Van Diemen's lags. CHORUS

5. And somewhere west Port Melbourne lies,
And where are you, me Annie?
Through swamps infested with snakes and flies.
The fool who walks there surely dies. CHORUS

a beautiful song to sing to the Penguins on Philip Island, Bass Strait..

Subject: RE: BS: Giant Penguin Devastates Australia!!!
From: Chief Chaos
Date: 04 May 04 - 01:24 PM

Holy Guano Batman!
Yes Robin, it seems our arch-foe the Penguin is up to his evil tricks again.
But what can we do against a giant penguin Batman?
We'll feed his dimensions into the bat computer and see what comes up.
                                                   
Bat click-click-click-bat-whirr-bat click-bat hummmm-bat chuck a chuck a chuck achuck - bat ripppp!

Bat hmmmm!
Well, what does the bat computer have to say Batman?
It bat suggests that we use the bat ray at 350 degrees for every ten pounds of penguin, garnished with carrots and red potatoes with a nice bat white wine or bat zinfandel!

Holy recipes Batman!
Yes, quite Robin!

Subject: RE: BS: Giant Penguin Devastates Australia!!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 May 04 - 01:07 PM

I prefer the penguins on Philip Island, they wouldn't attack Freda.
John

Subject: RE: BS: Giant Penguin Devastates Australia!!!
From: GUEST,Pingu
Date: 04 May 04 - 12:40 PM

It will end when we are afforded with the respect we deserve. Your world is about to be rocked. Eat plenty of krill won't you? It will make you more to our taste.

Subject: RE: BS: Giant Penguin Devastates Australia!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 May 04 - 12:36 PM

And the Penguin advances, trampling entire city blocks and scattering the hapless citizens of Oz in all directions! Where will it all end???

Subject: RE: BS: Giant Penguin Devastates Australia!!!
From: LadyJean
Date: 03 May 04 - 11:51 PM

Could the Hairy Ghoulie of Cleckie that was on the mudcat last summer defeat this feathered fiend?

Subject: RE: BS: Giant Penguin Devastates Australia!!!
From: GUEST,freda
Date: 03 May 04 - 11:36 PM

I'm typing this from the 127th floor of a building in the city. I can see out the window across the horizon. There is a huge dark shape moving towards the harbour bridge - oops, theres a smashing sound - the lights have just gone in my building and the alarm is..

Subject: RE: BS: Giant Penguin Devastates Australia!!!
From: Joybell
Date: 03 May 04 - 11:09 PM

We're safe so far. We did see strange search lights in the sky a few nights ago. Rather like the beams from the monster's eyes, come to think of it. We have a penguin suit, I kid you not! so we will be able to infiltrate the ranks if there is an army of them. Will get a message through some how. Don't worry. We've a good supply of fish. Joy

Subject: RE: BS: Giant Penguin Devastates Australia!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 May 04 - 10:12 PM

What does "Devastates" mean? Is that some sort of thing you go into when you hear music from India?

Subject: RE: BS: Giant Penguin Devastates Australia!!!
From: Peace
Date: 03 May 04 - 07:31 PM

It's horrid. aaaaaaahhhhhh

Good idea, Amos.

Subject: RE: BS: Giant Penguin Devastates Australia!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 May 04 - 06:56 PM

And Las Vegas and LA too.

Subject: RE: BS: Giant Penguin Devastates Australia!!!
From: Amergin
Date: 03 May 04 - 06:55 PM

Oh boy...I hope the future bride and our unborn child are ok....Has anyont heard form our Ozzie catters? I hope they're all right...

I hope the penguin doesn't come here to Oregon....but if it decides to take out California, Texas, or Washington, DC...that will be ok...

Subject: RE: BS: Giant Penguin Devastates Australia!!!
From: freda underhill
Date: 03 May 04 - 06:53 PM

eek! help!!

Subject: RE: BS: Giant Penguin Devastates Australia!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 May 04 - 06:52 PM

Other fools have scoffed in the face of doom, Amos. Don't think that your childish levity will save you from this waddling horror.

Subject: RE: BS: Giant Penguin Devastates Australia!!!
From: Amos
Date: 03 May 04 - 06:50 PM

Go suck a throat lozenge, I reckon...

Subject: RE: BS: Giant Penguin Devastates Australia!!!
From: Peace
Date: 03 May 04 - 06:45 PM

But what will we DO? AAAAAAAHHHHHH.

Subject: RE: BS: Giant Penguin Devastates Australia!!!
From: Amos
Date: 03 May 04 - 06:43 PM

Thanks, Pingu. I know where you come from. I know who you really are. This foolish pretense will only lead you to the same fate that met the freds, BubbaBubba and the other alien entities dreamed up by the tortured mind of your Author...namely, total marginalization in all dimensions!!

A

Subject: RE: BS: Giant Penguin Devastates Australia!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 May 04 - 06:40 PM

It figures. There we were, smacking the Pingu around heedlessly, not considering the moral implications. Then we started dismembering the little guys with that spiked club and blowing them up in the most hideous fashion. Our DOOM has now come upon us. Australia was only the beginning.

Subject: RE: BS: Giant Penguin Devastates Australia!!!
From: GUEST,Pingu
Date: 03 May 04 - 06:37 PM

You were warned and chose not to heed. This is only the start. We will take over the World. Join us while you have time. Everything floats down here.

Subject: RE: BS: Giant Penguin Devastates Australia!!!
From: Amos
Date: 03 May 04 - 06:36 PM

I think the origin and quality of your information is suspect. You do know how easy it is to fake pencil drawings, don't you?

A

Subject: BS: Giant Penguin Devastates Australia!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 May 04 - 06:26 PM

Read all about this horrific penguin attack at:

You won't believe it! It's so awful! EEEK!!!