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Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004

Rasener 10 May 04 - 02:12 AM
GUEST,padgett 10 May 04 - 04:46 AM
Georgiansilver 10 May 04 - 05:06 AM
Strollin' Johnny 10 May 04 - 10:59 AM
Rasener 10 May 04 - 11:11 AM
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Subject: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 10 May 04 - 02:12 AM

OK, so who will be going to GFC this coming Friday?

I will be there, and look forward to it.


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: GUEST,padgett
Date: 10 May 04 - 04:46 AM

I'll try!


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 10 May 04 - 05:06 AM

I will be there as always and will try not to stop folks leaving when the skiffle starts...Be Blessed


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 10 May 04 - 10:59 AM

Oops Georgiansilver, thought you said Skiffle Tarts!
People leave because we finish at 11.30 (as requested by the management) and the skiffle doesn't start until after that! Don't want to upset the staff! Maybe if the skiffler arrived at the start (like the rest of us)instead of halfway through the night...............he's not called The Midnight Cowboy for nothing?
Johnny :0)


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 10 May 04 - 11:11 AM

Surely thats not skiffle that he plays.
You need a washboard and a wooden box with strings in it for the base.
He tries to be a Donavan or Bob Dylan and I don't class them as skiffle.
Surely the best skiffle group was Lonnie Donegan and he is nothing like that.
Maybe he should be made to do a 3 number floorspot at the beginning or be banned from playing for ever.


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 10 May 04 - 11:13 AM

It's the nearest description I could think of, Villan!
And yes, Lonnie was the King of Skiffle. RIP.
Johnny :0)


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 10 May 04 - 11:26 AM

Thats Ok then Strollin', as long as we don't start insulting Lonnie :-)
Its a bit like classifying Arsenal and Gainsborough Trinity as the same (Football Club is the only thing they have in common):-)


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 10 May 04 - 01:18 PM

I can only apologise yet again for last weeks hold up. Had I realised that I was holding people up then I would have quickly moved, and John, had I realised the depth of feeling being stirred, I would not have been part of the problem.....Sorry! Be Blessed


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 10 May 04 - 02:01 PM

Not sure what you did wrong there GS. Wasn't obvious to me.
Did I miss something.


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Travelling Audience
Date: 10 May 04 - 04:32 PM

Sounds like a song coming on - We'll be there.
Villan Did you enjoy Whitby?


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 10 May 04 - 04:46 PM

Very much so :-)


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 10 May 04 - 04:58 PM

Saw a lot of the artists at the Moor and Coast festival - enjoyed it very much.
Saw Lucy and Paul perform twice. Saw Molly and Sue who came to watch them at the Endeavour pub.


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 11 May 04 - 10:19 AM

I believe that Lucy and Paul have a bright future on the Folk scene and should be encouraged in whatever way we can.
Don't forget folks...if you are anywhere near Gainsborough on Friday evening at around 8.30 onwards and want some good Folk entertainment...come to the Eight Jolly Brewers...upstairs room for a sing around(or just to watch) and Be Blessed.


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 11 May 04 - 10:31 AM

Lucy and Paul have been invited to play at the Young Tradition Festival in Derby by Mick Peat, as well as playing at the Filey Festival 30th July to 1st August, possibly at the Whitby Festival in August, Guest Artist at St Albans on July 18th, as well as support artist at Market Rasen Folk Club when Bill Whaley and Dave Fletcher are on and as Guest artist at same club on August 13th. :-)


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 11 May 04 - 10:38 AM

That's great news Les. They deserve to be recognised. Be Blessed


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: breezy
Date: 11 May 04 - 10:47 AM

We have some pictures of Lucy and Paul on display in readiness for their St Albans 'Spotlight' club appearance on Sunday 18th July

mmmmmmmmmmm

Our club meets at the British Legion on Verulam Road in St Albans, herts every Sunday with a 'Spotlight' guest each week
This week its Rosa's Daughters, n/w Mike Sparks

Doors open at 7.30 and starts at 7.45 and continues with 10 min floor spots till 9.55 when then 'Spotter' goes on till 10.35.
Its a good idea to ring first if you are coming and wish to perform.

The prog for Lucy and Paul's visit is nearly complete!!!

we have a short interval, adm is £3 for everyone + £1 raffle

audience numbers have reached over 20 recently!!!!

The standard of performance is very good but we do encourage all to perform.

Heckling is acceptable behaviour.

Looking forward to some sampler C D

Stroll on Johnny G7th n all

www.folk4all.net

Mk Peat played our George Papavgeris on his prog


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 11 May 04 - 11:08 AM

Heard it Breezy. Mick and me mate Lester seemed very impressed, as was I. Got me G7th ordered from Noel Sheehan (one of the guys involved with the design), getting excited now!

Looking forward to doing a few for you on the 18th July, (don't forget my spot!) and supporting Lucy & Paul, although compared to the highly talented and lovely Lucy I'm very much the Beast (as in Beauty and the...!).

Georgian - you've caught me out there, did something happen after I left last time??????

Johnny :0) :0)


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: breezy
Date: 11 May 04 - 11:16 AM

what did he sing?

Dont worry your on,3-4 songs 20 min

do you 'av a pikky? One that shows your belly button?


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 11 May 04 - 11:36 AM

Were the pictures Ok of Lucy and Paul Breezy?

Breezy, I don't think you want a piccie of Strollin's belly button :-), but I suppose I could take one of it (if he lets me) when I am at Gainsborough Folk Club on Friday and send it you :-)
You've got a great guy for a 20 minute spot there Breezy.

All you need now is Stitherum (mr and mrs Sooze)on the same night - another very good act, who of course run the Gainsborough Club.

Both Strollin and Mr and Mrs Sooze will be appearing as guest artists at Market Rasen in the near future, and have given me fantastic support to get my club up and running.


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 11 May 04 - 11:36 AM

Can't remember the title, but it was a 'Going home' or 'Leaving' kind of song with some nice twiddly guitar-bits, from the new CD. I haven't got the CD but I've heard Sooz's copy. Nice.

Looking forward very much to coming down. Not sure if I've got a photo that the world would be ready for! If my belly button was in focus, the rest of me would be so far away from the camera it'd just be a blur! Anyway, it's hidden behind me guitar (thank God!).

Johnny :0)


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 11 May 04 - 11:46 AM

LOL


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: breezy
Date: 11 May 04 - 11:53 AM

oh go on, then I'll get one of El grk's if we can find it!!!

did the chorus line go

Goodbye girl you know you are my pearl
for you I'll beg steal or borrow
Hold me tight for the last time tonight
I am leaving tomorrow.

?????


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 12 May 04 - 08:13 AM

So who's coming on Friday night then? (14th)
I am sure it will be full as usual but it is good to know who will be there. Be Blessed.


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 12 May 04 - 08:23 AM

Me! (In view of my immense girth, count that as two!) :0) :0)


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 12 May 04 - 08:46 AM

dont forget, I have to take a photo of your belly button :-)


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 12 May 04 - 09:10 AM

Does he remove the fluff first.....????


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 12 May 04 - 10:12 AM

Mrs. Johnny says it's not so much a belly button, more a Black Hole, and it's a miracle I don't get sucked in and disappear forever. Jeez, wot a thought!
Cringing Johnny =:0|


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 12 May 04 - 12:09 PM

A piece of fluff would make it a bit interesting. Depends on the colour of course. :-)


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 12 May 04 - 01:40 PM

Les, You seem to have a wonderful diversity of interests other than M/R Folk Club. Next time I have a shower I will save the fluff for you(irrespective of colour). Photography as well, I could have taken a snap of it on the digicam and E-mailed it you but you would probably want to take it yourself....What about toe nail clippings??
Be Blessed! and look forward to seeing you all on Friday.


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 12 May 04 - 01:55 PM

:-)


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: breezy
Date: 12 May 04 - 02:16 PM

waiting for naval images.


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 12 May 04 - 02:32 PM

Breezy you might be needed up here on Friday. You will have to hold Strollin' down, whilst I keep on clicking away.


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Sooz
Date: 12 May 04 - 03:04 PM

I don't like the way this is going. I might just stay at home and snooze in front of the TV.


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 12 May 04 - 03:34 PM

Does that mean the folk club is at your house then Sooz


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Tig
Date: 12 May 04 - 04:46 PM

You have skiffle?????

I can bring my washboard - along with cymbol, squeaky hippo and indian bell ??????????????????


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 12 May 04 - 07:05 PM

What was it "Yellow BellyA....AC.......button fluff.


A lady I know name of SOOZ,
Who I know likes a wee drop of booze.
To our Folk Club will go, come rain hail or snow.
Or might just stay at home for a snooze.

I also know someone called Villan,
Who listens I hear to Bob Dylan.
His favourite stuff, is belly button fluff.
(Do you think he might need penicillin?)

Another friend who we call John,
Has a belly with fluff growing on.
And when Les is about, there is really no doubt,
It's that fluff that he "focusses" on.

Be Blessed all.


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 13 May 04 - 02:49 AM

Your talents are wasted Georgiansilver. :-)


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 13 May 04 - 10:12 AM

There was a skilffler called Lonnie
Whose lyrics were sometimes quite funny
He kept on singing about my old man being a dustman
But he wasn't, he was a busman

He wanted a pub with no beer
But Sooze thought that was a bit queer
So she said come to the Eight Jolly Brewers
Where you can drink real ales here

Strollin' agreed with our Sooz
Do come and try our booze
We open on Friday the 14th
You won't see our Sooz cuase she is having a snooze

But georgian silver says "be blessed all"
To think that Lonnie would come here, what gall
You just be happy and listen to the chappy
who plays at the end of it all


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: GUEST,Mickey the Monkey
Date: 13 May 04 - 12:08 PM

If I come to the Brewers Pub,
Do they serve some decent grub?
I hear the music is great,
I'd enjoy it more if I ate.

You seem like a decent crew,
I'd really like to meet you.
If I come up,can I sing,
Or is that a forbidden thing?

I like your humour too,
Georgiansilver,Les,John and Soo(z).
So I'll come up just for the crack,
If it's crap, I'll never come back.

Hope I can make it on Friday...what time please?
Mickey.


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Sooz
Date: 13 May 04 - 12:20 PM

Sorry - no food.
8.30pm start and we'll expect you to sing!


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 May 04 - 05:57 PM

You will be welcomed Mickey, where are you coming from?


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 14 May 04 - 05:05 AM

I can say this in all honesty.
Gainsborough Folk Club is a very friendly environment with lots of good humoured patter, and above all Mr and Mrs Sooz have built up a club that would be the envy of most, with a bunch of local excellent singers. They encourage anybody to sing or spout verse etc, and if it hadn't been for them Lucy and Paul would probably not be where they are today.
They also have a lot of very loyal listeners.
I really enjoy going along and listening and keep on coming away, amazed at the quality of local Lincolnshire folkies.


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Sooz
Date: 14 May 04 - 05:16 AM

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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 14 May 04 - 06:14 AM

Sooz - I know a few emoticons but haven't come across that one before. Is it my age giving me away


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 14 May 04 - 06:45 AM

Sooz
Just a request for tonight.
Can you ban all weepy songs tonight as I have just buried the kids pet rabbit called Smokie.


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 14 May 04 - 07:45 AM

No dead rabbit songs from me but I know a good dead cat one.


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 14 May 04 - 07:47 AM

And what a waste of a good rabbit. It would have been lovely done with an onion sliced in half and a clove in each.
ONLY KIDDING!!!!!
Johnny :0)


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 14 May 04 - 07:52 AM

Should have got the missus to cook it and I could have brought a Garlic Rabbit Stew along for everybody tonight. :-)


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 14 May 04 - 07:53 AM

Ooooooooohhh! That's set me gastric juices flowing (not a pretty sight!).
J :0)


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Sooz
Date: 14 May 04 - 07:56 AM

What about the vegetarians!
Les - I thought I'd typed "blush" but how I put it probably meant something else in html!
SJ its time we heard the dead cat song.


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 14 May 04 - 08:11 AM

Sue, I don't think <> exists.

*^_^*       Blushing

as per the following website

http://www.cknow.com/ckinfo/emoticons.htm

I suppose SJ could change it to Dead Rabbit Song


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 14 May 04 - 08:17 AM

Sooz, they'll have to make do with wafer-thin ham!


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 14 May 04 - 08:17 AM

Or Tuna.


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 14 May 04 - 08:44 AM

Dead Rabbit

One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I realized it was the next door neighbors' daughter's rabbit. For years I had watch her come home from school and head straight out to its cage, free it and play with it in the garden. I knew today would be no different and fearing for our dog, I had to think fast.

The rabbit was quite dirty, as if it had put up quite a struggle, so I washed it off with the hose, combed it with the Dog brush and blew it dry with the leaf blower. Upon finishing its grooming I jumped the fence and replaced back in its cage hoping its death would be written off as "natural causes".

Within the hour the neighbor's car pulled in and out popped the little girl, and as usual she headed straight for the cage. Only this time she stopped about six feet away and screamed "DDDDDAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Her father, panic stricken, stood looking at the cage. Being the good neighbour that I am I rushed to fence and asked if there was anything I could do.

Her father less than calmly blurted, "What kind of sick individual would dig up a little girl's dead rabbit and put it back in it's cage?"


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 May 04 - 09:09 AM

I love Bunny jokes....sorry Funny...my smelling is off again...sorry spelling.....lol.
Rabbit pie is my favourite but the smell of it cooking is always better than the taste.
Bunnies have a lot of fun, because there are a lot of them.
Why are there a lot of them? Cause bunnies have a lot of fun!!
I will rabbit on no more...See you later peeps....Be Blessed.


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 14 May 04 - 09:20 AM

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful, he began to cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Miraculously the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw
at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 yards away the rabbit
stopped, turned around, waved and hopped down the road, another 50
yards, turned, waved and hopped another 50 yards. The man was
astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the
woman's spray can!! He ran over to the woman and asked, "What is in
your spray can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turned
the can around so that the man could read the label. It said:
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
V
v
V
V
"Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 May 04 - 05:01 PM

I loved that joke and it reminded me of something someone said to me a while back....I have a quite receding hairline, so it was suggested I had rabbits tattoed each side of my forehead, hoping that people would think they were hares(hairs)
Be Blessed.


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 14 May 04 - 08:01 PM

:-) Where were you tonight GS?
It was an excellent evening. The place was packed and Sooze did a brilliant job of juggling all the artists into the time.
See you at MRFC next week I hope.


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 15 May 04 - 03:02 AM

A very nice night, enjoyed it immensely, and that enjoyment was heightened and enhanced by the presence and performances of Padgett and Clive - new faces to me but I hope we'll see them again (and again and again, as the song goes!). Also by Jane (she of the lovely voice) who proved beyond all doubt that you don't have to be 18 and flash your belly-button to be a rising star - some 'mature' 'uns have talent and beauty too! Sorry Villan, couldn't resist that one! :0) :0)

Sorry for the bugger-up of 'Dark-Eyed Molly', but I astonished myself that, having consumed copious quantities of the Landlord's finest, I managed 'Annachie Gordon' without consulting the hymn-book! Ripper!

Plus no skiffle, and weren't the squawkers in the other room quiet too!

Market Rasen next Friday - Bring It On!!

Johnny :0)


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 15 May 04 - 03:52 AM

Up early this morning Strollin'.

Jane will be singing next week at Market Rasen. I agree with you entirely that Jane has a very nice voice and that is why I asked her to play at Market Rasen.

Can't agree with you about your inference to Lucy. It's not about belly buttons, it's about pure talent. She has a wonderful voice and is going far together with Paul. Her voice speaks for itself.

Now lets talk about you then. You are a very talented, have a lovely voice and I like many others, could listen to you alnight. If I went on looks, you woudn't be playing at Market Rasen and I woudn't be running the club. :-) I still need photo's and profile from you in order to let people know who you are. If people don't know who you are, they are not going to get off their arses to listen to you.

Need the same for Stitherum.

My policy about youngsters is that unless you give them a break and encourage them into the folk clubs, then in 20 years time Folk Clubs won't exist, because all the artist's will be dead. I think it is called inclusion. Something Gainsborough is very good at(Lucy and Paul). They like Gainsborough becuase of its freindly atatitude and inclusion.

Wouldn't it be nice if every good Folk Artist had to take a young group under their wings and help them along the yellow brick road.

Both my daughters who are almost 9 and 13 have never been exposed to folk music until I started Market Rasen 2 months ago. They are now very enthusiastic and want to go to each event. At Moor and Coast, they went to the Ceiledh night and my 13 year old is now hooked on the dancing.
My older daughter was very dissapointed last night, because I coudn't bring her along to Gainsborough Folk Club. Pub rules I believe. That doesn't help get them in at an early age.
Woudn't it be nice if every parent that goes to Folk Clubs, is forced to bring their children, so they get to know what Folk Music is about at a young age.

There you go, that's started the morning off well. :-)

Gonna have me breakfast now. Grilled Rabbit Slice with eggs and tomatoes. :-)


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Sooz
Date: 15 May 04 - 04:23 AM

Fourteen performers! Need a new shoe horn, I think.


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 15 May 04 - 04:40 AM

You will need both rooms if it carries on like that :-)


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 15 May 04 - 05:21 AM

Lighten up Les, it was a joke - two smiley faces!


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 15 May 04 - 05:42 AM

Oh I thought that was a couple of pictures of your belly button for breezy. :-)

Is Molly dark eyed then?

How on earth did you manage to get that Psychedelic colour with your belly button fluff? Is it the different colours of the Real Ales that you drink?

Why didn't you look at me when the Lonnie Skiffler sang Mellow Yellow last night, were you praying, sleeping or what :-) Told you he was more like Donovan or Bob Dylan. Spooky that. He must have read the thread.


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 15 May 04 - 05:51 AM

Incidentally I looked up your emoticon :0)

The explanations of it is as follows:-

:0)         Person with a big nose

or

:o)         Boxer's nose; Person with a smaller nose;
             Stimpy (Ren & Stimpy)


:-)


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 15 May 04 - 06:27 AM

Here are a few funny emoticons.

:-o ^^^^:    After zipping up fly too fast
:-E =       Bucktoothed vampire
:-) :-...   Taking a leak
':-(       Accidentally shaved off one eyebrow
(:<>       Duck
(:=         Beaver
(><)       Anally retentive
*:-} 8 O    Female and on the make
,:-)       Smiling one-eyed user; Winking on-eyed user;
             Sammy Davis Jr.; One-eyed flirt; Wry and winking;
             David Ogden Stiers' toupee; Shaved left eyebrow
             this morning
:-)   -8    Blue balls
:-) ,       Outie belly button
:-) .       Innie belly button
:-q         Trying to reach nose with tongue
=:)         Bunny
X)          Dead


Where do they get all of these from. Good to remember them and stop the brain Cells from dying.

(^_^)       Happy face; Ear-to-ear smile


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 15 May 04 - 04:07 PM


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 15 May 04 - 04:16 PM

Hi Les, Thanks for concern. I was ill last night or at least in the afternoon and went to bed at 5pm, woke at 8pm and decided to conserve energy for a 15 mile hike on Kinder Scout today(which was a struggle)
Will be at M/R on Friday and look forward to seeing you,
Best wishes, Mike.


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 15 May 04 - 04:28 PM

Villan, I don't care what the Funk & Wagnall of Emoticons says, :0) is me smiling, :0) :0) is me smiling a lot and :0( is me snarling! With my name :0) means I'm being friendly.

GS, you should have come to the 8JB, conserved some of the amber nectar and written Kinder off! You missed a cracker of an evening. Some excellent stuff and some new(ish) faces. Great evening!
:0) (that's me smiling).

Johnny :0)


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 15 May 04 - 04:40 PM

Maybe John but you know how it is with friends..If I had let them down today I might not have been asked again...First time hiking with them. Sorry to have missed a good night at 8JB but did not feel well last night anyway. 8JB is the highlight of my week usually and really was peeved to miss it...
Be Blessed.


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 15 May 04 - 04:57 PM

No problem GS, I'd have enjoyed a day in the hills myself today but I was on bag-carrying duty for a wife-on-a-mission in Lincoln High-Street. Oh joy!
Johnny :0)


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 15 May 04 - 05:17 PM

Strollin'
He he. I guess i am going to have to translate what you mean into what emoticons means. I don't have a problem with that, he he.
You are such a good singer, how can I not bend and scrape to your demands. Your a good bloke Strollin'. Can't do without you. Honest.

GS
Sorry to here that. I am sure you would have made it if you had a pint of the gunger din. that would have stopped it. :-)

Lets constipate on next Friday at MRFC. Looks like another good un.

Trying to get George Papavgeris up here shortly for your pleasure. :-)
Strollin' do you want to put George and his wife up. That way you can play all night with him. Only joking about the accomodation.

Must stop drinking this Chardonnay, even the Euro contest is beginning to sound good. :-(


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 16 May 04 - 01:37 AM

Les, I reckon the problem is that you're a technophile whereas I'm a technophobe. You have the knowledge and do things the text-book way, I just guess and do what feels good! I may not choose the correct method, but I know what I mean!
See you Friday
:0)


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Subject: RE: Gainsborough Folk Club Friday 14/5/2004
From: Rasener
Date: 16 May 04 - 02:19 AM

Yep, see you there Friday. :-)


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