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Lyr Req: Grandpa Got Runned Over by a John Deere DigiTrad: GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER Related threads: Lyr Req: Grandma Got Knocked Up by a Reindeer (6) Help: Reindeer hooves (30) Grandma Runover Reindeer/Irish Rovers ? (8) FINISH-Grandpa got run over by a checkpoint (1) Lyr Req: Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (9) |
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Subject: GRANDPA GOT RUNNED OVER BY A JOHN DEERE From: mrvmoose@flash.net Date: 24 Oct 98 - 04:59 PM I am a member of the Loyal Order Of Moose and I would very much appreciate the lyrics to this song. Thanking you in advance..... |
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Subject: RE: GRANDPA GOT RUNNED OVER BY A JOHN DEERE From: Joe Offer Date: 24 Oct 98 - 06:34 PM I think I found the lyrics, but I had to request them by e-mail and wait. In the meantime, Click here for some interesting facts about John Deere that I found in my quest for the lyrics. Click here for a song about Grandma getting run over by a John Deere, which may be a variation on what you're looking for. Lots of other variations on the same song, too. -Joe Offer- |
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Subject: RE: GRANDPA GOT RUNNED OVER BY A JOHN DEERE From: BSeed Date: 25 Oct 98 - 12:26 AM Joe, I thought Grandma got run over by a rein deer (walkin' home from our house Christmas eve...). Is there a grandma/John Deere song? I checked out the site but never made it past all the Twelve Days of Christmas parodies. --seed That's one hell of a long string of christmas jokes. |
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Subject: Lyr Add: GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A JOHN DEERE From: Roger in Baltimore Date: 25 Oct 98 - 08:22 AM I can understand Joe not posting this, but perhaps most of us do not want to wade thru all of these jokes. Of course, I clearly have nothing better to do than post this. Some of us are too curious for our own good. Grandma Got Run Over By A John Deere (Sung to the tune "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer")
Grandma got ran over by a John Deere |
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Subject: RE: GRANDPA GOT RUNNED OVER BY A JOHN DEERE From: BSeed Date: 25 Oct 98 - 01:39 PM Thanks, Roger: We all needed that. --seed |
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Subject: RE: GRANDPA GOT RUNNED OVER BY A JOHN DEERE From: Joe Offer Date: 26 Oct 98 - 02:35 AM Well, Roger, you know that taste in music, or lack thereof, has never stopped me from posting a song before...but the requestor wanted the one about Grandpa getting run over. There actually is a recording with that title - but I haven't found the lyrics yet. The quest continues. (but the quick way to find the song on the page I linked to would have been to search the page for "Deere.") So, we're still looking for old Gramps. If anybody finds him, please post (if it's the same as the grandma version, spare us). -Joe Offer- |
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Subject: RE: GRANDPA GOT RUNNED OVER BY A JOHN DEERE From: Peter T. Date: 26 Oct 98 - 09:21 AM As someone with John Deere friends (not to say obsessives), I am interested in picking up this song. What is the tune? -- I have been to the other site, and it says there is a song called "Grandma Got Runned over by Reindeer". Is this a famous reindeer tune I have missed while in the monastery/out playing cards/panhandling? Is there a record by someone? Can I expect to hear it at Walmart after October 31? Yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: GRANDPA GOT RUNNED OVER BY A JOHN DEERE From: Barbara Date: 26 Oct 98 - 01:56 PM Peter, you have just demonstrated irrevocably that you live on the other side of the world. A trip to any Walmart here after (and maybe -shudder- before) Oct. 31 will give you the opportunity to hear "Grandma got Run By a Reindeer" about once ever 40 minutes on the Muzak. (that's like tarmac). They never seem to run out of grandmothers, either. Seems like everyone has a couple extra. Yes, Peter, it has a tune, one of those that you really have to work at to scrape off your shoe, and maybe Joe will post it. Argh. Blessings, any way. Barbara |
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Subject: RE: GRANDPA GOT RUNNED OVER BY A JOHN DEERE From: Peter T. Date: 26 Oct 98 - 02:37 PM And here I thought I was plugged into the Zeitgeist. I remember reading a sociologist saying that the reason why kids buy Nike shoes is not to have sneakers, but to be able to participate in the common language (the coin of the realm) of their community -- one reason the poor are so humiliated by being left out of things. I have felt that way sometimes about not having a TV -- what is everyone talking about? -- but there are of course compensations, like having a life. But not to have "Grandma was run over by a Reindeer?" -- As Zarathustra said, it is time to come down off the mountains, and enter the marketplace once more! Backstreet Boys and Shania Twain, here I come. Yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: Tune Add: GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER From: John in Brisbane Date: 27 Oct 98 - 07:59 PM I had never heard this tune before, and if it doesn't end up on the DT I don't really care, but here it is:
MIDI file: GRAND_NU.mid Timebase: 240 TimeSig: 4/4 24 8 This program is worth the effort of learning it. To download the March 10 MIDItext 98 software and get instructions on how to use it click here ABC format: X:1
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Subject: RE: GRANDPA GOT RUNNED OVER BY A JOHN DEERE From: Joe Offer Date: 27 Oct 98 - 11:11 PM Thank you for posting that inspiring tune, John. Now, maybe Barbara will start picking on you for bad taste instead of on me. But ya know, we still don't have the actual John Deere/Grandpa song, do we? Maybe it's just as well.... -Joe Offer- As for me and Grandpa, we believe... |
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Subject: RE: GRANDPA GOT RUNNED OVER BY A JOHN DEERE From: The Shambles Date: 28 Oct 98 - 02:15 PM Thank you Barbara for the tune that you have to "work at to scrape of your shoe". |
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Subject: RE: GRANDPA GOT RUNNED OVER BY A JOHN DEERE From: Allan C. Date: 28 Oct 98 - 02:55 PM While we're waiting in wide-eyed anticipation for those lyrics, I thought you might enjoy something I found during a search for this song: A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?" The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's." The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres." The attorney said, " No, you don't understand, do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere." The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere." The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays." The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?" The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30." Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. "WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?" And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her." |
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Subject: Lyr Add: GRANDPA GOT RUNNED OVER BY A JOHN DEERE From: GUEST,Crystal S. Date: 01 Dec 07 - 05:22 PM Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere Cledus T. Judd (chorus) Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere Walking home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve. Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa, But after suing John Deere, I believe... He'd been a-guzzlin' old Jack Daniels And smokin' that wacky weed- He mixed it with his medication And run off with some bleach-blonde named Bernice. When we found him Christmas mornin' We thought he had a heart attack. But he had tar prints on his forehead And incriminatin' hickies on his neck. (ON HIS WHAT???) CHORUS But we're all ashamed of Grandpa. He took Grandma's death too well. Started watchin' porno movies And engaging in phone sex with Cousin Belle. It's a better Christmas without Grandpa Last year in church, he mooned the choir. At first, we thought it was Alzheimer's, But looking back, we realized he was wired. CHORUS Yeah, I filed myself a lawsuit And they awarded me two mil. You know Grandpa didn't leave me nuthin', But thanks to that old John Deere, he got killed. Funny, all my friends and neigh-bras Turned up on the grand jury, (laughs) I bribed 'em like Johnny Cochran Did when they set O.J. Simpson free. GUIL-TY!!! CHORUS (x2) |
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