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Lyr Req:Oh ye cannae shove yer grannie aff the bus

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COMING 'ROUND THE MOUNTAIN
EVERY YEAR
SONG WE SANG AT THE SINGSONG IN SING SING
YE CANNA SHOVE YER GRANNIE


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Helen 17 Feb 20 - 11:42 PM
An Buachaill Caol Dubh 18 Feb 20 - 10:37 AM
Tattie Bogle 18 Feb 20 - 11:08 AM
weerover 18 Feb 20 - 04:56 PM
Tattie Bogle 18 Feb 20 - 07:53 PM
keberoxu 19 Feb 20 - 03:13 PM
GUEST,Gallus Moll 19 Feb 20 - 03:53 PM
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Subject: RE: Lyr Req:Oh ye cannae shove yer grannie aff the bus
From: Helen
Date: 17 Feb 20 - 11:42 PM

I don't know the answer to your question Katia, but recently on a re-run of an old episode of an Australian music quiz show called Spicks & Specks, Eddie Reader was one of the guests and Ross Noble was another. Eddie was telling an anecdote about singing this song while busking and the host of the show, Adam Hills, looked totally mystified. Ross Noble started singing it and Eddie Reader joined in. They were singing the "shove yer grannie" version.

I have heard this song many years ago in Australia because one of the previous members of our session group used to sing the same version sometimes.

Helen


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req:Oh ye cannae shove yer grannie aff the bus
From: An Buachaill Caol Dubh
Date: 18 Feb 20 - 10:37 AM

Neither do I know a definite answer to Katia's recent question, though for some fifty years I've only ever heard the verse involving the bus and the grannie, until encountering some additions in the last decade (and a few more in the last half-hour...). One of these not included above involved a brother and the same vehicle:

"O Ye cannae shove yr brither aff a bus,
Naw ye cannae shove yr brither aff a bus,
Ye cannae solve yr brither
Fur he's a drunken blether,
Ye cannae shove yr brither aff a bus"F

(A derivation from Burns's "Tam o'Shanter" seems likely for the "drunken blether" part; in Scotland, and no doubt at least some other countries, "blether" can be both verb and noun, singular for a person who blethers and plural for nonsensical chat and politicians' promises). This verse was sung, or declaimed, one New Year on Portobello beach near to Edinburgh, along with some others. It may be amusing, though admittedly unrelated to the immediate subject, to know of a contribution made less than a month later and in the same location, as part of an "Alternative Burns Supper" organised by the Scottish Socialist Party. There had been a few poems and songs made by the man himself, there had been Haggis &c. previously cut up and thus not "addressed", and then this young guy with a guitar steps up to the microphone (aye, there was a P.A. system as well);

"Good tae see yeez at this Burns Supper. Here's a song I just wrote a few days ago..."
(and then went on to sing it! Nae kiddin'!).


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req:Oh ye cannae shove yer grannie aff the bus
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 18 Feb 20 - 11:08 AM

Being a Grannie of 2 Scottish grandchildren who regularly sing this in school, I love it, including the line mentioned by Guest in 2010,
"Aye, yi yippie, grannie is a hippie". I think it was either Hamish Imlach or Billy Connolly who put that line in.
I would usually sing "faither's mammy" rather than "daddy's mammy" in the second verse.
And there are some ruder verses that we maybe don't sing with the kids, e.g.
She's got a lovely naval uniform,
She's git a lovely naval uniform,
She's got a lovely navel, got a lovely navel,
Got a lovely naval uniform.
(Deliberate double spelling to indicate double entendres!)


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req:Oh ye cannae shove yer grannie aff the bus
From: weerover
Date: 18 Feb 20 - 04:56 PM

Tattie Bogle,

Heard this many times in Glasgow Uni Queen Margaret Union early 70s. Other verses:

She's got a lovely bottom...set of teeth
She's got a lovely Fanny...Craddock cook book
She's got a lovely country residence
She's got a lovely bust of Winston Churchill

...and many more lost by my imperfect ageing memory.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req:Oh ye cannae shove yer grannie aff the bus
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 18 Feb 20 - 07:53 PM

Ha-ha, wee rover! Your memory is better than mine, but now you've jogged it, I do remember most of those verses!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req:Oh ye cannae shove yer grannie aff the bus
From: keberoxu
Date: 19 Feb 20 - 03:13 PM

This does regrettably call to mind that saccharine tune from the 1950's:

Throw Momma From the Train a tender Kiss ...


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req:Oh ye cannae shove yer grannie aff the bus
From: GUEST,Gallus Moll
Date: 19 Feb 20 - 03:53 PM

Further to Eliza's fragment:-
Who did you see at th9e Barraland, honey, oh honey
Who did you see at the Barrowland, honey baby?
Who did you see at the Barrowland, a' the wee herries in the land
Come tae the Barraland ton-i-ght
Swing yer maw,Swing yer paw,
swing yer grannie through the wa'
Come tae the Barraland toni-i-ight.

(And mair verses tae be added later!!!)


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req:Oh ye cannae shove yer grannie aff the bus
From: GUEST,Katia
Date: 19 Feb 20 - 10:47 PM

LOL... thanks, everyone; there's always good stuff to learn on Mudcat. :)


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req:Oh ye cannae shove yer grannie aff the bus
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Feb 20 - 03:25 AM

Who did ye see in the picture hoose? Superman and Mickey Moose...
(From a privately produced LP of kids from Glasgow singing street songs. LP is long gone but more to come if I can remember any)


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req:Oh ye cannae shove yer grannie aff the bus
From: weerover
Date: 20 Feb 20 - 01:59 PM

...and forgot to put my handle on that last post.


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