BS: saddest shopping list

Subject: RE: BS: saddest shopping list
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 05:44 AM

"Receipt for return of unopened pack of condoms"

Subject: RE: BS: saddest shopping list
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 05:38 AM

If you are not up to it yourself, there are organizations that can/will/do assist in euthanasia.

Subject: RE: BS: saddest shopping list
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 05:20 AM

Not at all sad in either sense. Just shows a sensible set of priorities - you feed the cat, then you feed the dog, then you have something tasty for yourself and pour yourself a good drink.

Subject: RE: BS: saddest shopping list
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 04:19 AM

How does a dried cat manage to eat anything unless you use the whisky to rehydrate it. The cat that is, not the food. My local supermarket doesn't stock dried cats. So what's chocolate biscuit and dog food like together, and do you spread it on top of one or sandwich it between two biscuits to give a higher chocolate percentage?

How about

Milk
Marmite
Loo roll

Pete

Subject: RE: BS: saddest shopping list
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 03:55 AM

Now it would have been VERY sad without the whisky.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: saddest shopping list
From: Gurney
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 03:49 AM

Take the dog for a walk in the park, you may meet someone nice. Invite them back to your place for a biscuit and a tot.
Providing it isn't a bull-terrier or something, there's not much better for pulling.

A bunch of lilies and a black tie would be sadder, but in a different sense.

Subject: RE: BS: saddest shopping list
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 03:32 AM

How long have you been eating catfood then?

Subject: RE: BS: saddest shopping list
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 03:31 AM

Yes, I can't afford to eat cat or dog food never mind biscuits. From what you bought you can at least eat well and get drunk.
Best wishes.

Subject: BS: saddest shopping list
From: Davetnova
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 03:28 AM

I went shopping at my local all night supermarket last night. At the checkout it dawned on me that I had a very sad basket of shopping.

- One packet of dried cat food
- One tin of dog food
- One packet of chocolate biscuits
- One half bottle of whisky.

What does that say about my life? Has anyone got a sadder list?