BS: Sex, religion and politics

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Nov 04 - 02:51 PM

More reading material...

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 12:10 PM

Good comeback!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 04:55 AM

All I remember from my Sesame Street days is that Nookie Monster's cousin Cookie Monster eats everything in sight!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 10:17 PM

I think you'll have better luck with Animal and Fozzy Bear and Kermit and Miss Piggy than introducing Bert and Ernie and Cookie Monster.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 07:45 PM

Is Nookie Monster well-hung?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Cluin
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 07:33 PM

Read the primer.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 07:39 AM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 07:33 AM

Full??!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 07:14 AM

Tip of the day: Don't talk with your mouth full

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 02:52 AM

I thought women were the ones who were supposed to have the headaches??!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 03:19 PM

More, more, more! You women are all the same. Gimme 20 minutes and a glass of water at least?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 02:52 PM

Have you noticed that the political threads seem to be winning at the moment? Come on guys!!! MORE SEX!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 01:36 PM

Lol

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 09:50 AM

Lol!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: freda underhill
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 08:29 AM

A politician pulls up at the medical clinic, leaving his "personal assistant" in the car, and races inside. "We're leaving on vacation, and my secretary says I need to be vasectomised immediately!" The doctor is surprised, but makes the guy happy. Snip, snip, and it's done. So the guy shuffles back to the car and gingerly lowers himself back into the driver's seat. "So, are you vaccinated, then?" asks his secretary.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 06:51 AM

Well I didn't ask it as a question...I assumed it was that their faith was stronger than my sex-appeal.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 08:39 PM

Why has no-one answered MBS Lynne's question why she could not seduce some catholic priests or trainee priests?

Is it that the answer is too obvious?

Or that both are?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 03:29 PM

Folk, rock, and rap.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 03:14 PM

My grandmother once said she thought Tommy Sheridan was 'dishy'. I'm still recieving counselling.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 01:29 PM

Lol...bearded kidney bean...

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 01:44 AM

I thought the purpose of sex was so you don't have to beat it, Cluin?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 09:00 PM

Sex, Religion, Politics... the new version of Rock, Paper, Scissors.


Except Sex beats all! That's why I choose it every time.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Raedwulf
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 05:48 PM

Up the Reds!

Up the Reds!

Up the Reds!

(No, hang on, that's sex, politics, & *sport*, (and, anyway, I fucking hate Man.Ure...)

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Chris Green
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 04:17 PM

BI - you're right, Blair does look like a demented teapot! While we're on the subject, I've always though of Robin Cook as a bearded kidney bean.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 03:15 PM

I wouldn't f**k Blair if he was the last man on earth- I mean, i have to stick to my principles here! And anyway, he looks like a demented teapot. You'd probably look like Cherie too, if you had to put up with him-can you imagine all those years biting your tongue?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 10:31 AM

She certainly does and recently commented on some rule changes within the game:

"I don't like this new rule, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him"

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 10:09 AM

Good grief! She doesn't play rugby as well does she!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Chris Green
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 08:21 AM

Sex and politics? The Alan Clark Diaries leap to mind!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 05:16 AM

Something to do with rugby and odd shaped balls.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 05:10 AM

How did Cherie's mouth get to be that shape?
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 02:56 AM

God what a revolting thought!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: el_punkoid_nouveau
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 02:52 AM

F*** Blair?

Share and enjoy!

epn

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 11:25 PM

Sex= Good. Very good. Applaudable, even. I like that.   

Religion= I can deal with.

Politics= If i hear or see or otherwise encounter that word JUST one more time in the next YEAR i am going to go on a murderous RAMPAGE and DIE in a hail of police BULLETS! And it's NOT going to be PRETTY! UNDERSTAND? AAAAAAAARRRRGGHHUUGHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAArgh!Argh!

Of course, if anyone can think of some palatable way to combine sex and that-which-shall-not-be-named, i might change my mind...:0)

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: robomatic
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 08:26 AM

As I'm writing this, a sexy song is playing on my system, that ol' standard "I Touch Myself" by the DiVinyls. I'm gonna put it on my 'Road Trip' CD.

Yeah, this is dangerously close to music for a BS thread, but maybe someone's done it already, songs with frank sexual innuendo, none of this "Strangers In The Night" runaround.

But I've always felt pretty free to rant about sex and politics in my local areas. It's insulting someone's music or food proclivities that I've learned to be careful about. I remember salivating over a T-Shirt that said "I Hate All Your Favorite Music" but in the end it was too risque and I settled on "The Four Corn Dogs of the Apocalypse".

love to you, too

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 04:14 AM

Try the Ian Dury recipe if you want to enjoy more than one Chris.
Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: chris nightbird childs
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 03:18 AM

hehehe...

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 03:09 AM

I think I can guess which one Chris!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: chris nightbird childs
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 04:37 PM

Well, I like one of these three catagories... : )

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: el_punkoid_nouveau
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 04:30 PM

MBSL - the mere thought of getting it up...

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 07:50 AM

Oh dear, it seems to have run out of energy! Let's get it up there again shall we?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 11:08 PM

In public the Chinese are pretty subdued about talking about sex, as there is no real religion here that is out and the politics is how they despise their leaders in Beijing for corruption.

But in private the Chinese girls are always comparing and discussing sex. Over here still considered a taboo subject in public.

When Jade and I were in Germany last year on a holiday we were in Munich and she noticed a sex shop. Bit like trying to stop a dog chasing a cat, she was in before I could blink.

In the end it was me being embarassed as she held up various sizes of large plastic penii and vibrators and in a loud happy voice pointing out they were all made in China and then asking why they could not get the big versions in China.

Things are on the change here though regarding sex. Politics will always be taboo unless you are sure the person you are talking to is not an informer.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:23 PM

Let the guy rest. He's bushed.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Micca
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 01:25 PM

Fred, I could see her lips move put couldn't hear anything

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 09:15 AM

"She was dressed as a cat."

Did you enjoy talking to a pussy Fred?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Sam L
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 08:55 AM

As they say on the Simpsons, it's funny because it's true.

I'm not really very depressed. Or at least I wasn't, til I started taking an anti-depressant. But I'm told they go the wrong way, at first. I had this serious discussion about it with this woman who knew a lot about it. She was dressed as a cat.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 05:53 PM

Lol!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 04:44 PM

Fred's just depressed because it's his computer that got fucked.

;->

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 04:38 PM

Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 04:13 AM

The SP2 thing seems to hit different computers different ways. My computer downloaded it for me while I wasn't looking, and it hasn't caused me any problems so far, touch wood. Hope you've got the go back setup, and can escape from its clutches.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Amos
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 03:42 AM

Fred:

Get a Mac!! It will brighten up upur world, Binky!!! And have some ice cream!


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