BS: Sex, religion and politics

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Peace
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 01:24 AM

"And to my experience the female org doesn't sound like "Eeeek!"

IMHO, this remark belongs on Joe Offer's rodent thread.

Female org: No, it doesn't sound like Eeeek! Not if it's greased properly.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 06:27 AM

I should say it depended on the female, so unless you have an encyclopedic experience of women and their orgasms, I shouldn't judge!

And I agree.....leave Martin alone! He didn't say anything that could be taken exception to in the context of this thread, certainly not by me and I started it so nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah! Some people have a go at Martin just because he IS Martin, which doesn't seem fair to me.

Rustic, I find that very interesting...I shall have to research it further.....

Love Lynne
PS and Martin, sometimes the two can be the same!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 11:03 AM

MBSLynne I could answer your comments about MG but I'll leave it to avoid a thread creep.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Once Famous
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 03:17 PM

Guest, you have no testicles.

Hey, pretty cool expression on a sex thread.

MBSLyne, my detractors like this Guest who has no spine, no sex life, thinks having an orgasm is dirty, are exactly the ones who have the hang-ups.

I do so much like making them squirm and when they focus on me, they squirm even more. I call it success!

Thanks for being such a cool lady, MBSLyne
You, too frogprince. Stay who you are and don't let a phony Guest princess kiss you.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: emjay
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 03:35 PM

How old are you, Giok, if all you can do is talk about it anymore?
You have my sympathy. I don't want to get THAT old!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Once Famous
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 05:22 PM

I proclaim that I will never be too old to just talk about it.

I am a man of constant libido.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 05:27 PM

Ooh... female ejaculation. I s that when you're bonking on an aeroplane and... never mind. The clubs going good, it's very exclusive. So exclusive, in fact, that there are only two members...hehehehe.... members....

"BI--Don't you mean 'Isn't George Bush simple darling'?"
LOL, yes, but it oesn't have quite the same effect when one is trying to wind up yellow bellied left wing pansies...

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 05:34 PM

Maybe not a good idea to feed the trolls MBSLynne

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 05:38 PM

Did I say I had reached that age?
Giok ;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: GUEST,Martian Gibbon
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 05:42 PM

Sex religion and politics, what about the drugs?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 05:50 PM

If I ever get so old I can only talk about it, I hope I'll be dead! Yep MG...constant libido!

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Peace
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 05:51 PM

What age?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: frogprince
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 05:53 PM

Druids? what do druids have to do with it?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Peace
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 06:52 PM

That's a homework assignment I give my English students near the beginning of the year. They have to go home the first weekend at the start of the school year and think about SEX at least ten times a day. (My students are between the ages of 13 and 18. They do, and learn a method of writing paragraphs to address literature questions.

Statement
Example
eXplanation

That's what I know about sex. Cool, huh?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Bill D
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 10:11 PM

how do you get them to stop at 10?...oh..."at least"...never mind..

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 10:23 PM

Yes, what about the drugs? I can always start a good argument about drugs...

Why not combine the lot, eh? Get high, then bonk a clergyman on the dinner table whilst discussing politics...

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Oct 04 - 01:19 PM

Are we back to Micca's Fuck the Pope post?
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: frogprince
Date: 27 Oct 04 - 01:32 PM

Nuts; I was waiting for someone to say "not "druids", stupid, "drugs",so I could do Rosanna Rossannadanna and go "Oh...


never mind...

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 27 Oct 04 - 05:01 PM

My best friend in my late teens and early 20s (my 'hunting' partner) and I went to a friend's Catholic wedding. Her husband had been at a seminary training to be a priest but changed his mind or lost his vocation or whatever. There was a musical group at the wedding made up of young, trainee Catholic priests. My mate and I spent the whole of the reception trying to seduce them! I mean...who could resist a challenge like that?? We failed, I'm sorry to say.....

That's sex and religion...can't get the politics and drugs in too

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 12:14 AM

Hehehe... there were 69 posts in this thread...*sniggers*

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 08:14 AM

*grin* so how are we doing BI? Do we count the double entendres as we go down? *snigger* Perhaps we should keep score?

Just so everyone knows what we're talking about, what is the name of our fairly exclusive (2 members *heehee*) club?

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 08:21 AM

Well as it's HEAD ing in that direction what else can I do but go down with you. Can I thumb a lift in your Volvo after visiting the bishop?
Giok :~)

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 10:47 AM

Oooooh! Three members.......:-]

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Chris Green
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 10:54 AM

Request to administrator - If you see another another double entendre in this thread, can you whip it out immediately?

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 12:25 PM

we don't want administrators butting in, it would just tittilate them and lead to crotchety posts.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 12:37 PM

Beware of the one eyed trouser snake.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 01:00 PM

frogprince, it wasn't Roseanne Roseannadanna who said "never mind," it was Emily Litella.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: frogprince
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 02:53 PM

Oh.
Never mind...
Either way, Gilda was a national treasure, gone too soon.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: GUEST,nicholas
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 03:25 PM

This thread is starting to suck...

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Peace
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 04:29 PM

Just dropped in to keep abreast of the posts.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 05:49 PM

As my friend the gynaecologist [sp?] used to say, "at your cervix madam, dilated to meet you"
Giok [:¬]>

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 11:54 PM

It's called the Sexual Innuendo Club For Unembarassable Citizens. Or, SIC FUC for short.....

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Peace
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 11:58 PM

Always wanted to belong to a club. Cuntry club at that.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Peace
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 11:59 PM

Ooops. Here's the o.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 12:08 AM

It's a much better double entendre (and quite possibly there is exclusive entry, one member at a time) in the Cuntry club, Brucie. Don't fix the spelling!

;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Peace
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 12:43 AM

;-) back to ya, SRS.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 03:41 PM

I shall swallow my embarassment and spit out what I was going to say about being a sucker for a man with a sense of humour....!

BI...have you noticed it's nearly all men apart from us??

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Once Famous
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 04:15 PM

It's because you two are obviously cool party girls and not got a lot of hang-ups like some broads do.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 04:30 PM

Well thank you Martin... I'm always being accused of lowering the tone of any conversation. This one is pretty low! Hang ups?? What are they???

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Peace
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 04:51 PM

Hang ups are what ya get when ya make obscene long distance collect calls.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: frogprince
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 05:01 PM

The voice of experience. brucie?...
(I can't afford to pay long distance rates for mine).

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 11:46 PM

Yeah, i've noticed... i'm not complaining, though! :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: GUEST,Nicholas
Date: 30 Oct 04 - 04:53 AM

or more appropriately :O)

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Peace
Date: 30 Oct 04 - 05:39 PM

Absolutely, frogprince. I can't either. That's why the calls are collect.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 31 Oct 04 - 12:06 PM

Just popped in for a quickie to say that it nearly slipped out....of the thread list that is, so I thought I'd put it back in again.

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 31 Oct 04 - 12:34 PM

I hope you didn't bang your head in the process.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Sam L
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 03:04 AM

It depresses me that people can talk so long about sex and never actually say anything about sex.

It's always supposed to be brave to admit that one is depressed, but it doesn't feel brave, it feels oddly like bragging. I'm depressed out of my fucking skull.

I saw some odd sexual phenomenae before I read about them, like female ejaculation, but it doesn't seem to happen a lot, or matter much. I'd write more but ever since I downloaded an XP service pack my e-mails time out and quit. Which depresses me also.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Sam L
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 03:09 AM

Oh, I see that posted. Even though this motherfucking microsoft improvement shut me down. Bill Gates, thanks, you fuckhead moron. I gotta get rid of this update. I notice if you can get both nipples together for some quality time, even if it takes some effort, it's worth the trouble.

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: MBSLynne
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 03:13 AM

Well Fred Miller, it sounds to me as though what you really need is lots and lots of relaxing, anti-depressant sex. That will make you feel better!!!

Love Lynne

PS Hey! Perhaps I should start an advice column!

Subject: RE: BS: Sex, religion and politics
From: Amos
Date: 01 Nov 04 - 03:42 AM

Fred:

Get a Mac!! It will brighten up upur world, Binky!!! And have some ice cream!


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