BS: Three Word Xmas Story.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 09:38 PM

president since the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 08:29 AM

invention of the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 12:51 PM

star spangled jockstrap

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 01:39 PM

Suddenly Santa kerplunked

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST,Seaking
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 03:09 PM

twice - 'Kerplunk, Kerplunk'

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 06:49 PM

Struming his banjo

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 07:05 PM

he started singing

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 09:24 PM

"Grandma got runover..."

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Brían
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 10:46 PM

...By a rein

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 12:03 PM

dear oh dear!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Seaking
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 02:53 PM

Kerplunk, Kerplunk, Kerplunk.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 05:40 PM

"Grandma was drunk..."

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 23 Jul 06 - 03:57 AM

so is water

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 23 Jul 06 - 06:56 PM

water,cool clear...

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Jul 06 - 10:11 PM

water, water everywhere.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 01:35 PM

Santa walked towards

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 02:33 PM

his grotto's revolving

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 08:02 PM

toy wrapping machine.

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 26 Jul 06 - 03:59 AM

unwrapping some WMD's

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Jul 06 - 08:29 AM

He disarmed them

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 26 Jul 06 - 12:43 PM

with a smile

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 26 Jul 06 - 12:45 PM

and promptly tripped

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 26 Jul 06 - 12:46 PM

on the LSD

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Jul 06 - 01:40 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Jul 06 - 01:41 PM

Visions of candycanes

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 27 Jul 06 - 09:25 AM

flashed before his

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 27 Jul 06 - 11:31 AM

rapidly blinking eyes

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 27 Jul 06 - 12:00 PM

and he reeled

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: Seaking
Date: 27 Jul 06 - 02:16 PM

jigged and hornpiped

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Jul 06 - 04:09 PM

until he reached

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 27 Jul 06 - 06:51 PM

the christmas wagon!!

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 27 Jul 06 - 07:10 PM

Which was clamped

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 03:13 AM

for illegal parking

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 03:16 AM

on the roof

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 05:29 AM

of the Kremlin

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 05:44 AM

newly whitewashed and..

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 05:54 AM

renovated with a

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 06:12 AM

stroke of genius

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 06:17 AM

and lots of

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 06:20 AM

complete indifference,but

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 06:29 AM

fortunately the termites

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 06:35 AM

back from Siberia

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 06:51 AM

had so expertly

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 06:54 AM

infiltrated the inner

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 06:55 AM

circles of the

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 07:03 AM

KGB Christmas card

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 07:28 AM

he had lovingly

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: *Laura*
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 07:54 AM

decorated with curly

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 08:44 AM

Moe and Larry.

(The Three Stooges for those of you across the pond.)

Subject: RE: BS: Three Word Xmas Story.
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Jul 06 - 08:50 AM

that Santa burst