BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!

Subject: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: Peace
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 07:52 AM

"Your life can make extension every 1 hour, if you just Quit Shagging Sheep!"


* Benefits of Quitting Shagging Sheep *

       -    Quitting shagging sheep at any time will make life not better but also longer.
       -    If you're pregnant, quitting shagging sheep will improve your chances of having a healthy baby
       -    Infants and young children are at special risk and could suffer permanent damage due to shagging side-stream poke.
       -    You will have extra money to spend on things other than the condoms.
       -      Studies have shown that more than 25 % of US adults shag sheep and if you are a 45-year-old woman who does shag sheep, the odds that you'll die in the next decade are 50 in 1,000.
       -      Although 70% of sheep shaggers want to stop shagging sheep and 41% attempt to quit shagging sheep each year,only 2.5% succeed.
       -      Sheep shagging can restrict the blood supply to the lower spine, leading to chronic back pain, and also can slow recovery form bone surgery.
       -      Research has determined that a heavy sheep shagging by female shaggers doubles the risk of developing rheumatoid arthritis.

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: freda underhill
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 07:55 AM

this is very manipulative brucie. i notice you havent mentioned GOATS anywhere in this post. is this a devious form of denial? what will animal liberation say about a certain esmerelda?

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: Amos
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 08:05 AM

They got you on a roll, huh, Bruce?? LOL!!!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 08:16 AM

Can someone send me a tape of some female types shagging sheep? I have some buyers I think..................

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 08:20 AM

Strapadicktame I presume?

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: GUEST,Esmerelda
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 08:24 AM

Couched in statistics and figures, this post implies that:

1) humans are superior to sheep
2) that sheep are victims, not willing participants
3) that two consenting beings are not adult enough to share intimacy
4) that we are not all one interconnected consciousness, each a divine         manifestation and worthy of equal esteem and consciousness
5) it reinforces ignorance, judgement and bigotry not only towards sheep, but to those who "dance" with sheep
6) the statistics provided are made up, they do not correlate with any findings made under tested conditions
7) it is a manifestation of the crisis in tolerance and understanding facing our planet
8) any New Zealander will tell you sheep are very nice people.

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: Big Mick
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 08:28 AM

I don't know anything about shagging sheep!! That is some disgusting shit, brucie. How dare you!

Now, let me tell you about Bossie, the stump trained cow.......

Mick

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 08:41 AM

The most common sheep in Scotland used to be the
Blackface , but now we have the Mule just spoilt for choice really, although the Blackface are the prettiest, less Dags too.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: freda underhill
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 08:41 AM

this thread is not only specist but specious. i think it has been baaaaadly conceived, and that brucie has been coming to a few woolly conclusions. in fact, it could all be seen as warped. what do ewe think?

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: freda underhill
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 08:43 AM

the proliferation of scots on this thread is duly noted.




freda

(another kilted one, tho also half irish)

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 08:53 AM

Dont forget to wipe the drops of when you have finished, cant beat a good down to earth shag

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: Dead Horse
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 08:53 AM

Trust Giok to supply links to porn sites.

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: freda underhill
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 08:55 AM

nothing beats an australian stud merino

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 09:00 AM

Brucie, you forgot to mention the scabies risk...

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: freda underhill
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 09:02 AM

yes, sheep need to know what risks they're taking..

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 09:02 AM

Try a lamb its much tighter

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 09:03 AM

Mine's on 'the pill' to stop her having scabies.
Giok:~)

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: Leadfingers
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 09:11 AM

Does it REALLY make a lot of difference if its a pretty one or not ?

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 09:13 AM

Depends how drunk you are.

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: freda underhill
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 09:16 AM

thats the spirit Lf. as martin luther king once said, while counting sheep before sleeping,

"I have a dream that all sheep will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their faces or the texture of their wool, but by the content of their character."

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: *daylia*
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 09:29 AM

Too baaaaaad you people are such muttons for punishment.

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 09:33 AM

Up here in Scotland we used to wear wellington boots so that we could put the sheep's hind legs down them while making love, then we progressed to doing it at the edge of a cliff so that the sheep pushed back, Now we know better, we've thrown away our wellingtons and we throw the sheep on its' back now, so's we can kiss it at the same time. And you have the cheek to ask if it matters whether they're pretty or not!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: GUEST,Joe_F
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 10:00 AM

ObSongs:



Black Watch soldier, do not weep.

'Twas not you that shagged my sheep.

Over the hills and far away...               (Heard in Scotland, 1959)



Great joy they reap from tupping sheep

In sundry bogs and ditches,

Nor care a damn if it's a ram --

Those hardy sons of bitches!                         -- "The Pioneers"



Apropos of which, from the _Vulgarian Digest_ (a rockclimbers'

magazine), spring 1970:



Dear Appie:

Is it best to approach a sheep from behind, or to roll it over and lay

on top?

Deprived



Dear Depraved: Is the sheep male or female? And for that matter are

you male or female?



*



There once was a gaucho named Bruno

Who said, "About sex, this I do know:

Women are fine,

Sheep are divine,

But llamas are numero uno."

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 12:06 PM

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/cey0009l.jpg

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/sea0133l.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/acelazer/Funnies/WelshProstitute.jpg

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 02:09 PM

Evans, I'm in Evans... and my heart beats so that I can scarcely speak, and the ground, it seems to move beneath my feet, when we're out together dancing sheep to sheep.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 03:19 PM

Quit Shagging Sheep Today followed by Get Well SINSULL - I don't like the implications. i am strictly a cat person with an occasional dog thrown in for variety.

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: Peace
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 06:46 PM

A friend of mine (Scottish fellow) talked about the day he 'lost' his virginity. He told me her mother was watching. I was shocked. I asked him what she said? He replied, "Baaaaaaaaaaa."

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: freda underhill
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 06:54 PM

Baa humbug brucie. i hear they're giving out knittorette patches to help those who are desperate to give up (shagging sheep) but who can't control their addiction.

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: LadyJean
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 07:06 PM

All these baaaaaad jokes give a new meaning to that fine old Australian song "All Among The Wool"! And that fine old Scots song, "Ca the Yeows Frae the Knowes".

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: freda underhill
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 07:14 PM

hmm... they know me round the country as Flash Jack from Gundagai...

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: Peace
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 01:54 AM

So where DO they get virgin wool from?

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: Metchosin
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 03:00 AM

The Virgin Islands.

All sheep are pretty after the pint of no return.

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 06:33 AM

Gundagai, where the dog shat in me tucker box, I've got the photos!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: mooman
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 06:44 AM

Reminds me of the old one:

Q: What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

A: Mick Jagger shouts out "Hey you, get off'a ma cloud" while a Scottish shepherd shouts .....

Peace

moo

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: artbrooks
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 07:19 AM

And why do the Scots wear kilts?


Becuse sheep can hear zippers.

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 11:37 AM

Hey McLeod get off a my ewe.

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: Guy Wolff
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 11:54 AM

Thanks for sharring or should I say thanks for nor shearing .

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: Peace
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 12:07 PM

Lotta sick people posting here.

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 03:59 PM

Not that far from where I sit in the small town of Dubois, Idaho. Now most of you have never heard of Dubois, Idaho, and you wouldn't hear of it now save for one thing: it's the closest town to the Unites State Sheep Experimental Station.

Yes! The U. S. of A. government "experiments" with sheep! And they publish their so-called "findings" without shame! Here's a summary of just one of these sick, sick, articles -- but I warn you, even this summary isn't for the weak of stomach!

Feeding behavior of grazing ruminants experiencing stress.

Kronberg SL, Walker JW, Fitzgerald JA.

USDA-ARS, U.S. Sheep Experimental Station, Dubois, ID 84323.

The mechanisms underlying diet selection of ruminants are less studied than those for monogastrics. However, recent studies have shown that these mechanisms may be more similar in ruminants and monogastrics than previously believed. Food aversion learning is observed in both monogastrics and ruminants, and the hypothalamic-pituitary-adrenal axis appears to be involved in avoidance learning. Using leafy spurge (Euphorbia esula), an introduced weed whose expansion has costly ecological and economic implications in western North America, as a model for underconsumed plant species, we hypothesized that sheep experience increased cortisol levels when they first consume leafy spurge and that this may be related to their reluctance to graze it. We also hypothesized that preexposure to leafy spurge would attenuate the development of a spurge-based aversion. Correspondingly, we hypothesized that preexposed sheep would not experience increased blood cortisol levels with leafy spurge gavage during an aversion trial. None of our hypotheses were disproved by the experiments. Our results lend support to the hypothesis that stress is required for the development of conditioned taste aversions and extend it to ruminants. We suggest that activity of the hypothalamic-pituitary-adrenal axis is integral to food aversion learning in ruminants.

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 04:30 PM

I had heard that certain types did not perform the trad approach from the stern of the sheep but prefered a face to face position so they would not missing out on swopping tounges!

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: Peace
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 04:41 PM

Spoken like a true submariner. The depth of knowledge displayed by people here is quite inspiring. It is also a little bit scary.

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: Bill D
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 05:14 PM

I repeat:


http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/cey0009l.jpg

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/sea0133l.jpg



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/acelazer/Funnies/WelshProstitute.jpg

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 05:21 PM

LOLROTFLMFHO!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: Peace
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 05:24 PM

They are a hoot, Bill. Saw them yesterday and split a gut. The one of the sheep in the back of the churchpppriceless. It sure reminded me of something from "The Far Side." Thanks for the laughs. I need that.

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: LilyFestre
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 06:29 PM

Brucie,

You are a sick, SICK, man...ROFL! I am making a mental note to NEVER invite you to my house since my nearest neighbors are SHEEP! BAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: Metchosin
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 06:42 PM

Baaaarucie, maaaaake laaaaove to meeeee.

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: Peace
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 06:58 PM

LOLROFL

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: LilyFestre
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 06:58 PM

Bill D and Metchosin......


You are just BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!


ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: Metchosin
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 08:38 PM

Yeah? Well I live in sheep country and that was a common call in the hallways of my daughter's school when one wanted to tease a young lad.

Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today!
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 09:25 PM

Brucie, while you are attempting to taper off, please keep this is mind:

Caseous lymphadenitis, which is caused by Corynebacterium pseudotuberculosis, is a widely spread disease of mature sheep and a major reason for condemnation of ewe carcasses. The abscesses occur in the lymph nodes and may affect the lungs, liver, kidneys, and spleen.

Anthrax, too, has been linked to sheep.

Sheep are a pubic health hazard. Please be careful out there.