BS: More spam

Subject: BS: More spam
From: Gypsy
Date: 03 Jan 05 - 11:44 AM

Fair warning........just got the first of the $$$$$$$$ emails for the tsunami victims. Never mind the fact that if you are in a flooded outlying village, you have slight chances of computer access. Sigh. hate the thought of bloodsuckers making money off of these peoples pain.

Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: Bill D
Date: 03 Jan 05 - 11:47 AM

what took 'em so long?

Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 03 Jan 05 - 06:24 PM

A web site in Tasmania has now been shut down - it was asking for donations to The Red Cross to be sent to it....

Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: Gypsy
Date: 04 Jan 05 - 01:14 PM

Guess they had to cut out the Nigeria, and replace it with Tsunami!

Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: Cluin
Date: 04 Jan 05 - 02:39 PM

Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss! I'll have your Spam.
I love it!
I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Beaked Beans, Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam!

Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: *Laura*
Date: 04 Jan 05 - 03:55 PM

you beat me!!! owww.
oh well.

can I have that without baked beans?

Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: mack/misophist
Date: 04 Jan 05 - 05:17 PM

Spam!!!! Breakfast of Champions!!! Pork Shoulder and Ham!!! (allegedly)

Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 04 Jan 05 - 05:54 PM

Can I have the Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Beaked Beans, Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam without the Spam?

Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: Gypsy
Date: 05 Jan 05 - 11:47 AM

Where do ya get beans with a beak? From what nest?

Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: *Laura*
Date: 05 Jan 05 - 05:32 PM

the beans are off

Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: Cluin
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 01:22 AM

Make it just Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam then.

Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 06:41 PM

... and leave out the Spam....

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From: Cllr
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 06:44 PM

wonderful

Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: Cluin
Date: 06 Jan 05 - 07:24 PM

Bloody Vikings.

Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: Teresa
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 12:59 AM

One of my favorite skits ...

And some email spam just makes me absolutely crak up. The last phrase that did it was "parallax lager". Not that I spend all my time reading the stuff, and I probably get three a week.

Well, I'm combing through my inbox when I run into a message:

From: Chance Mead
Subject: eggplant clocks inside 0948

well, I have such an odd sense of the nuniverse, but that one caught me off guard. So now all I need is parallax lager and chance mead .... not sure about the eggplant clocks, though.

Teresa

Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: LadyJean
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 01:03 AM

A local was arrested for collecting large sum of money for tsunami victims and keeping it. Incidentally, I went to Doctors Without Borders web site, and they are well fixed for their tsunami fund, and funnelling extra money into a general emergency fund.

On the other hand I got a piece of spam from a lady in South Africa who claims to be raising money for orphans. It's the standard Nigerian Spam letter with orphans. She called herself Mrs. Elizabeth George. Forewarned, as the octopus said, is forearmed.

Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 08:48 AM

Parallax Lager? Does it ever go flat?

Anyway, I thought Spam was Spiced pork and ham...

Bunnahabhain

Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 21 Jan 05 - 03:19 PM

To turn things to a more serious note re SPAM, she t'other just received an important news flash from a "friend," relating that the composer of the Hokey Pokey died last week.

Seems they had some trouble with the burial. The trouble started right after they "put his left leg in..."

OK - Old joke, but Larry LaPrise died in April 1996, and idiots are still sending the "news" ??????

At least she didn't suggest we send flowers.

John

Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: *Laura*
Date: 22 Jan 05 - 12:47 PM

spam spaaam, spamedy spam spaaam.

Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: Flash Company
Date: 23 Jan 05 - 11:06 AM

Got one the other day which read 'Tonight... Make her scram with delight!'
These people need education!

FC

Subject: RE: BS: More spam
From: CStrong
Date: 23 Jan 05 - 04:56 PM

At least the dead Hokey Pokey guy knew what it was all about...