BS: Challenge to the weiners

Subject: BS: Challenge to the weiners
From: freda underhill
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 06:49 PM

I know that MG has been obsessed about weiners for years. he every starts freudian threads with lines that subliminally sound like weiner.

What MG needs is a really good weiner recipe, that will fix him up. Now, as MG already has too much misplaced testosterone, i will start this thread with a nice, claming vegetarian weiner recipe for him.

Crescent Vegetarian Weiners

    * 8 Morningstar Farms Vegetarian Franks
    * 4 slices Jarlsburg cheese, cut into strips
    * 1 8-oz. can refrigerated crescent dinner rolls

Preheat oven to 375 F. Slit franks to within 1/2 inch of the ends. Insert 3 strips of cheese into each slit.

Separate dough into triangles. Wrap dough triangle around each frank.   Place on ungreased cookie sheet, cheese side up.

Bake at 375F for 12 to 15 minutes, or until golden brown.

    * Yields: 8 sandwiches
    * Preparation Time: 25 minutes

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge to the weiners
From: freda underhill
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 06:51 PM

oops, thoise spelling mistakes were just there to challeng people like BDL!

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge to the weiners
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 06:59 PM

>>Slit weiners to within 1/2 inch of the ends. Insert 3 strips of cheese into each slit.<<

This recipe is making me strangely uncomfortable.


I have one word for all of you:

Bronco Bob's Apricot Chipotle Sauce.
Tonight I will put it on a calamari steak. Again!

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge to the weiners
From: number 6
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 07:00 PM

To be a true vegetarian hotdog you should leave out the jarlsburg cheese. I don't know about the crescent dinner rolls either, kinda doughie. You could just get some nice bakery buns. For condiments add some sprouts, hot peppers and some dijon mustard.

Anyway, this Sixe's suggestion.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge to the weiners
From: PoppaGator
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 07:24 PM

During recovery from radiation of the throat, weiners (surprisingly enough) were one of the first food items I could easily digest while my saliva glands were still temporarily out of order. Plenty juicy enough on their own, and soft enough to easily squeeze down my constricted throat.

No hot dog buns, though ~ bread of any kind is still pretty difficult to handle even now, when I'm further along the road back to normalcy. Nothing we eat seems to require more saliva than baked goods ~ something I *never* thought about until it became a personal issue.

I'm not a vegetarian by choice, but I went 6-8 months without eating any meat while I was unable to swallow anything and took all my nourishment via a tube straight into my belly. So I was glad to dig into some all-beef weenies as soon as I was able.

I put an inch or so of water into a skillet and boil 2 or 3 dogs for a few minutes, then pour off the water, add a little pat of butter, and sear 'em till the skin darkens up a bit. Crisp on the outside, juicy on the inside ~ yesss!. For now, I eat 'em off a plate with mustard; can't wait 'til I can put 'em in buns and pile on the sauerkraut and pickle relish! (I've never been crazy about cheese and/or chili on my hot dogs but, hey, that's just me.)

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge to the weiners
From: hilda fish
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 07:27 PM

1 rice cake,
1 Morningstar Farms Vegetarian Frank (Go vegoes!)
6 pitted green olives

slice frank cross wise into 6 separate little (weeny) slices
place 5 of these slices around edge of rice cake
place last slice in middle of rice cake
place green olive on top of each slice

Ohhhhhh don't it look loverly

Eat using only one hand
Challenge is to eat without anything rolling off

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge to the weiners
From: Pogo
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 08:29 PM

hehehehe....

I am reminded of a cartoon I saw in a magazine where a humanized hot dog with a mad grin on its face was reading a bit of junk mail from the mailbox that stated " You may already be a weiner! "

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge to the weiners
From: Once Famous
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 10:13 PM

Freda, they sound disgusting.

Why don't you try tofu hot dogs next?

You should try a real Chicago style Kosher hot dog. What we call a garden on a bun.

They are world famous.

Ask Rapaire. He knows.

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge to the weiners
From: dianavan
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 11:00 PM

I would gladly give Martin every corn dog on this planet.

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge to the weiners
From: Peace
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 11:57 PM

Fine dining: STEAMIES

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge to the weiners
From: LadyJean
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 01:27 AM

They haven't gotten vegetarian hotdogs right yet. But vegetarian corn dogs are definately the real thing.

One of my favorite lines from my German grammar was "Ich bin Weiner". It means I am Viennese, but nobody could read it with a straight face.

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge to the weiners
From: GUEST,Joe_F
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 10:25 AM

N.B. "Wiener" (the Viennese sausage etc.) is so spelled. My German dictionary does not have "Weiner", but it looks as if it ought to mean crybaby.

--- Joe Fineman    [e-mail]

||: Men have two heads, but only enough blood to operate one at :||

||: a time.                                                      :||

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge to the weiners
From: Once Famous
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 12:55 PM

dianavan, don't you use a corndog with batteries as your vibrator? ever sniff it?   Phew!

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge to the weiners
From: PoppaGator
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 06:18 PM

The newly-opened diner where my daughter just began working has kosher hot dogs on the menu, and they're not only delicious, they're *huge.* Whether they're *exactly* the same as those vaunted Chicago kosher dogs, they must be pretty similar, and they're great.

The diner also sells veggie (or maybe even vegan) dogs, which look pretty sad in comparison; not only do they not plump up when cooked, they're smaller to begin with.

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge to the weiners
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 06:37 PM

I've never had a corn dog. But...tben again, I've never had a French girl either. Damn shame!

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge to the weiners
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 06:41 PM

"Weiner", in German, means: a person from Vienna. Or something from Vienna. Either one of those. "Frankfurter", in German, means: A person from Frankfurt. Or something from Frankfurt.

Weird, isn't it?

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge to the weiners
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 10:44 PM

Wait...it's not weiner...it's wiener...I think.

Subject: RE: BS: Challenge to the weiners
From: Wolfgang
Date: 01 Feb 05 - 07:45 AM

Yes, Wiener. "Weiner" would be 'whiner'. So, the 'challenge to weiners' as a parody to 'challenge to whiners' was appropriate in one more sense.

Wolfgang