BS: Never....

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 06:15 AM

Sorry Gaia this is 100

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 08:27 AM

I think you should go back to school and do your basic maths Sttaw Legend.

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 12:23 PM

And just what is wrong with library paste?

Ever eaten tapioca?

Library paste is best grade chocolate compared with tapioca.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 08:25 PM

Never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die.

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: frogprince
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 08:29 PM

It isn't a question of trust; it's a question of dietary preferences.

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: Peace
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 08:54 PM

Never smack your weewee with a hammer just to see if it hurts.

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: Teresa
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 09:00 PM

Never put ice in a hot thermos, unless you want to experiment with spectacularly breaking (exploding?) glass.

agree with you about tapioca, Liz, but not about library paste!

teresa

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 09:20 PM

Whassa problem with tapioca? Put enough habanero pepper sauce on it and it ain't half bad.

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: Peace
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 09:22 PM

Good with "Tuong Ot Toi Vietnam" sauce also.

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: Teresa
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 03:57 AM

side note on tapioca: even though I hated it, a friend talked me into trying a "tapioca soda" in a Chinese convenience store in San Francisco. It's a sort of soft drink that comes with a very fat straw, and you suck fat tapioca balls up through the straw. Oh my lord! My friend was laughing at my faces! Somehow, I drank half of it, and then felt most queasy!

Teresa

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 05:18 AM

Never think out loud without thinking more quietly first.

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: Crystal
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 05:23 AM

Never drink Root Beer. It is FOUL!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 06:47 AM

Stand up in canoe to look over the weir to see if you can shoot it.

I did this on the river Donnau in Bavaria,only thing I achieved was an early bath.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: skipy
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 08:41 AM

Never reset your oddometer through spokes of your steering wheel while leaving a garage forecourt (filling station) if you are turning a corner!
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: Snuffy
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 09:13 AM

Trust a man with a beard..... who shaves

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 09:41 AM

Let your dingle dangle in the dirt,
Always keep your dingle,
wrapped up in your shirt.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: Bert
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 11:35 PM

Use an internet page as your default page.

Create your own little html and keep it on your computer. It'll save you scads of time.

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: Gurney
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 02:11 AM

Try to dry damp chili powder in a microwave, unless you have a deathwish.

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 03:42 PM

......try to bathe a cat.

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 05:04 PM

Never take off your shirt before playing your accordion.

Never clear spit from a penny whistle by blowing hard into the mouthpiece. You will floor every dog in a one mile radius.

Never upset the person who cooks your food.

DT

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 01:31 PM

forget to add your name when posting as a guest.

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: Layah
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 01:53 PM

Never set a piece of cake down near a knife that had recently been used to chop garlic.

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 02:35 PM

If you're mixing cake batter with an electic hand mixer, and the cord comes unplugged from the mixer and the tip falls into the batter, don't take it out and lick it off without unplugging it from the wall first.

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 03:06 PM

Never put a tube of either contact cement or hemmoroid cream in the area where you normally keep your toothpaste. Especially if you may not have your glasses on in the morning.

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 04:18 PM

Never believe everything you see written here.
Use your own intuition and make sure you get it right!
Best wishes, Mike.

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: Don Firth
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 04:42 PM

. . . squat with your spurs on.

. . . zip up your fly without first making sure everything is properly stowed.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: Padre
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 12:16 AM

Order grits in New Jersey

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 10:55 AM

. . . pick up your cat for a quick cuddle if you're all dressed up to go someplace. (You'll never get that white hair off of those black slacks and sweater!)

Subject: RE: BS: Never....
From: JennyO
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 08:41 PM

Way back in this thread, Jim Tailor quoted the words of a song which I find myself singing every time I look in here. So I decided to post all the words:

"You Don't Mess Around With Jim"

(As recorded by Jim Croce)
JIM CROCE

Uptown got its hustlers
The bowery got its bums
Forty Second Street got Big Jim Walker
He a pool shootin' son of a gun
Yeah he big and dumb as a man can come
But he's stronger than a country hoss
And when the bad folks all get together at night
You know they all call Big Jim boss, just because

And they say you don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off an 'ole Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim

Well outa South Alabama come a country boy
He said I'm lookin' for a man named Jim
I am a pool shootin' boy, my name is Willie McCoy
But down home they call me Slim
Yeah I'm lookin' for the king of Forty Second Street
He drive an old drop-top Cadillac
And last week he took all my money, and it may sound funny
But I've come to get my money back
And everybody say Jack, ooh don't you know

That you don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off an 'ole Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim

Well a hush fell over the pool room
And Jimmy come boppin' in off the street
And when the cuttin' was done
The only part that wasn't bloody was the soles of
The big man's feet, woah
Yeah he were cut in 'bout a hundred places
And he was shot in a couple more
And you better believe they sung a different kind of story
When a Big Jim hit the floor, aw

Now they say you don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off an 'ole Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Slim

(Spoken)
Yeah Big Jim got his hat, find out where it's at
And it's not hustling people strange to you
Even if do got a two piece custom made pool cue...yea

Now they say you don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off an 'ole Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Slim.